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Thursday, July 09, 2009 

Current mood:  rebellious
Category: Religion and Philosophy
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And on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. Matthew 16:18 [NIV]


My generation is gonna take back rock n' roll fer The Messiah.  It's already happenin'. Not just in Christian circles. In the mainstream. The devil has ruled this here planet and this here wunnerful music fer long enough. We're takin' it back.

There's a new generation of young revolutionaries risin' y'all. Folks that have had an experience with The Messiah, not religion and are out to tell folks about it...Flyleaf, Chevelle, Evanescence, Creed.  A whole bunch a in-your-face rockstar evangelists like me.  We're takin' back rock n' roll fer good.

So, it's off to the old folks home fer Dio and anybody else that won'ts to glorify the devil. The devil is a low life.  He don't deserve no songs wrote about 'eem. He don't deserve to be on nobdy's album cover.  It's time fer the King Jesus Comeback Special.

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Wednesday, July 08, 2009 

Current mood:  loved
Category: Religion and Philosophy
I reckon I got my mind made up that ain't nuthin' fixin' to come betwixt us and God's love.  Death cain't and life cain't. Them there angels and demons cain't.  Stuff we're frettin' 'bout now and all our anxieties 'bout the future, and ever' booger in hell cain't stand in the way a God's love. Whether we're ridin' in a airplane or divin' at the bottom a the deepest ocean, nuthin' in the universe can come twixt us and God's love that he just up and showed off in King Jesus. (Romans 8:38-39, The Hillbilly Bible)

Anybody else a little worried 'bout the goin's on in the world?  They's done took my 401K and shot marbles with it!  I'd kindly be disingenuous if'n I sat here and told ye I wud'n concerned.  But, then I remember that the Good Lord is still on the throne.  Stock Market crashes don't surprise 'eem none a-tall.

I read a story the other day that said folks was comin' to church on Wall Street in record numbers...Hmmmm.  Ye thank God cares more 'bout the Stock Market or the fact that folks is seekin' 'eem out right now on account a they got their tails in a crack (no pun in intended y'all...hee, hee)?  Ye thank God might let some bad stuff happen so's folks would wake up and git to lookin' fer 'eem? 

...Hmmmm.

But y'all folks that already knows God, don't worry yer purdy little heads none.  He's in control a the Stock Market and the Wal-Mart too.  He's gittin' ready to bail us all out on account we ain't gonna survive no other way!

Humanity needs a bail out!  We got a debt we cain't pay! We done charged up our sin credit card (First Bank of CHASE'n Stuff) LOL!  But the good news is God's got a bailout plan!   BOO YAH, y'all!  And only His vote counts!  This here ain't no Dee-mocracy y'all, it's a Kingdom.  What the King says goes!   And He's fixin' to bail out humanity!  Ain't that good news!

Them's good GRACE VITTLES, y'all!
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009 

Current mood:  argumentative
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Jesus answered up, "I ain't tellin' no tales, unless ye are born again, you ain't never gonna see the Kingdom a God."  (John 3:3, The Hillbilly Bible)

I used to have a black friend in preacher school that said "Don't call me brother unless you know Jesus".  I love it, and I agree.  You may be from Memphis, you may be my friend, you may be a white guy, but don't call me brother unless you know Jesus.

I have a special relationship with folks that are born again Christians. By they way, that's the only kinda Christian there is.   Folks ain't Christians 'cause they go to church. I once saw a cheeseburger in church, but it wud'n no Christian. They ain't Christians 'cause their momma was one.  They ain't Christians 'cause they think Jesus was a nice guy who done some good stuff.  Yer a Christian if you have made a conscious decision to place yer faith in Jesus Christ's death on the cross (and nuthin' else) to pay the price fer yer sins.  In that case, You've been born again, and yer my brother or sister in Christ and I love ye like a brother or sister.

There's a romantic notion that ever'body is a child a God, no matter who they are. That's a fallacy. It ain't Biblical and I'm sick and tarred a folks tellin' lies just to git somebody in the door of a church. You gotta be born again by faith in Jesus. King Jesus said the Pharisees' Daddy was the devil. Boo Y'all!  How's that fer a hard teachin'!?

Now, if'n ye are born again. Yer my brother or sister, closer than blood. I don't care if yer black, white, red, yeller, polka dotted. Yer my brother and I love ye. I love all the rest a ye too, but you ain't my brother and you cain't never be my brother until you bow that knee to King Jesus.

That's what the Bible says. I'm a little old fashioned. I just believe it's all true.

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Friday, July 03, 2009 

Current mood:free
Category: Religion and Philosophy
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Now look here y'all, The Lord is the Spirit, and wherever the Spirit a The Lord is, yer gonna find freedom. (2 Cor. 3:17, The Hillbilly Bible)

Here's a couple a things y'all ort to look fer when tryin' to find a church. I been in many diff'ernt churches and cults in my lifetime. I'm kind of a expert on bad religious experiences. Here's what I learned in at Hardknock State University.

In a real healthy church, ye got freedom. Freedom to be yerself. Freedom to be creative. The Lord gives us a whole lot of latitude in livin' our lives, much moreso than religion. There is a HUGE backlash against religion these days.  We see it ever'day on the myspace blogs. And ye know what?  Some of what the atheists are sayin' 'bout religion is dead on!  I hate religion more than Brussel Sprouts!

Now, I also been in churches where there was great freedom...fer folks to act like heatherns!  That ain't real freedom y'all!  That's slavery to yer own bad habits and appetites. God don't call us to live like that neither.

But lastly I been in that church of sweet holiness. I ain't talkin' 'bout religious weirdos. I'm talkin' 'bout a place where folks are livin' free!!!  Free from religion and free from their own sinful appetites.  That's freedom. That's where I wanna be.

So this Independence day, I'm challengin' all of us to live free in Christ!  Open up that barn door and enjoy the pasture of The Spirit!

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Friday, July 03, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Religion and Philosophy
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But God just up and picked the silly stuff to shame this here high falutin' world. And he picked weak fellers to shame strong un's. (1 Cor. 1:27, The Hillbilly Bible)

Silly Stuff.  That would be me and The Hillbilly Bible.  Weak.  That's really me. I live in a ole fallin' down shack trumpetin' out this here Hillbilly Gospel via a self-published book, a blog,  and a broke down computer that's runnin' Winders 95.

Yet, God has promised me that The Hillbilly Bible will be a bestseller. I hope so on account of I need about $10,000 worth of dental work and a new car (and y'all wonder why I never smile).

I give Hillbilly Bibles away on account of all that's been give to me.  I believe that one very weak, flawed man who is relyin' on the grace of God daily can indeed change the world. Paul done it and he did'n even have Facebook!

If you need a job, God is Hiring. I need help and not just therapy (which I do need and lots of it!)  I need help gittin' this here Hillbilly Gospel out. It's Harvest Time, y'all and God has picked the silly stuff to shame the high falutin'.

If you wanna join this here Hillbilly army and be a part of this here end time harvest then send me yer address and I'll send ye a mess of Hillbilly Bibles as God blesses.  As long as the blessin's hold out I'll keep sendin' out free Hillbilly Bibles.  Now, if'n God has already blessed ye and ye don't need $10,000 worth of dental work then yer more than welcome to just up and buy a mess and give 'em out. Either way works fer me.  I just need y'alls help.  I'm only one feller with jacked up Hillbilly teeth!  Hee-Haw! 

It's Harvest Time, y'all!

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Thursday, July 02, 2009 

Current mood:  sad
Category: Religion and Philosophy
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My heart, my heart—I writhe in pain! My heart pounds within me! I cannot be still. For I have heard the blast of enemy trumpets and the roar of their battle cries. Jeremiah 4:19 [NLT]


Sometimes God allows judgment to come upon his folks in the form of a brutal attack by her enemies.  Atheists have wrongly accused the God of The Bible as bein' a child beater. It ain't true. It just ain't true. Folks if we could really get a glimpse of God's heart we'd be so dumbstruck by the love we seen we would'n be able tie our shoes.  God ain't just a lovin' God. God IS love.

So if God is love, then why on earth would he allow judgment to come on his kids?  He does it to git our attention.  God allows us to git beat up and left fer dead when we go our own way because He don't won't us to go our own way no more.  He won'ts us to come on home.

This country has rejected God in favor of a King that says in essence "do whatever feels good and the government is gonna pick up the tab".  That ain't love. Love always has boundaries. Silly and immature folks think boundaries=hate.  How sad that our minds are so perverted we think when God says, "Don't touch that, it'll hurt ye" that somehow means he's bein' mean to us.  How sad, but that's where we are.  And when a country is that decieved, that asleep, that zombified by sin. I don't think there's but one way to wake 'em out of it.  Judgment.

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Wednesday, July 01, 2009 

Current mood:  disgusted
Category: Religion and Philosophy
After a little while, those standing there went up to Peter and said, "Surely you are one of them, for your accent gives you away." Matthew 26:73 [NIV]

The obvious and Biblical answer to the question is that yep indeed Jesus was a "hillbilly".  He had a country accent.  He was a country boy.  He was likely not well educated like the other religious types.  This would a resulted in certain high falutin' types not wantin' to be associated with 'eem.  I can relate.

Many high falutin' church types have turned up their nose at me and my book. In fact, that's precisely what is wrong with the church in America today.  In a word- PRIDE.

You say, 'I am rich. I have everything I want. I don't need a thing!' And you don't realize that you are wretched and miserable and poor and blind and naked. Rev. 3:17 [NLT]

Now, when I say that King Jesus was a hillbilly do I mean that he was dumb?  Not by a long shot, y'all. He out-witted, outsmarted, and outfoxed them high falutin' educated Pharisees time and time again.  And aw how it hurt their PRIDE to git outfoxed by a hillbilly.  It hurt their pride so much, they killed 'eem.

So, I say to the Israel and I say to the church. Your Messiah, your King was and still is a hillbilly. The wonderful thing about it is, he ain't high  falutin' a-tall, He loves ever'body. He's perfectly willin' to take anybody that comes to 'eem.

Indeed, The Messiah is a hillbilly. Are you ashamed of Him?

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 

Current mood:  crunk
Category: Religion and Philosophy
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Freely y'all have received, freely give.  (Matthew 10:8, The Hillbilly Bible)

Well, I reckon it was about two years ago that I started writin' The Hillbilly Bible. It's been a wild ride, shore 'nuff.  The devil must a knowed what I was up to on account a he promptly begun to systematically rip the skin off my back.   It was one of the toughest times I'd ever been thew.  I doubt if I'll ever tell anybody much about it.  Suffice it to say that ole Slew Foot come to see and got in my face and tried to put a scare in me.  I don't scare easy.

Now, The Hillbilly Bible is poised to become the great tool of The Harvest.  The Greatest Evangelism Tool Since Bread and Fish.  Is it great because I wrote it?  Naw.  Y'all know better.  It's great because of who it's about, namely The Messiah, King Jesus.  Who knew He was a Hillbilly and not high falutin' atol?  Who knew He had a awesome sense of humor?  Who knew that His heart is just burstin' with love fer this ole world? 

Now, I know it and y'all know it, but what about the world?  Do they know it?  Did Michael Jackson know it?  If'n he did, I speck his story might a ended a little diff'ernt.

So, you and me we got a responsibility to tell it, but how we gonna do that?  It's hard to just up and tell somebody 'bout Jesus, but it's easy to give 'em a book that says it all.  That's The Hillbilly Bible.

See y'all, I aim to start a revolution on this here world that will bring this here reign of man to a end.  Who are the revolutionaries?  Y'all are it.  Y'all are all I've got. If'n yer readin' this, you are the resistance.

Some a y'all got special talents that ye can give to this cause. Some a y'all are people of great influence...Pastors, publishers, literary agents.  I'm countin' on y'all to git this message out.  The Hillbilly Bible is the next great evangelism tool.  There was the Left Behind series, there was The Shack, and now there is The Hillbilly Bible.

King Jesus loves y'all somethin' fierce.  He told me to tell ye. He died on the cross to give ye eternal life and it was all free.  If'ne ye don't do nuthin' to help me, He'll still love ye, but yer gonna miss out on that extra wing on yer heavenly mansion.  Yer gonna miss out on knowin' that you had a part in usherin' in the greatest revival ever.

You know somebody that needs King Jesus.  Give 'em The Hillbilly Bible. If'n ye ain't got no money, send me yer address.  I'll send ye a free one.  I ain't kiddin'. If'n you don't tell that person about Jesus, they may never know. 

I know that you wanna make a diff'ernce fer The Kingdom.  I know ye wanna hear "Well done" when ye see The Hillbilly King. Now's the time to act.

I need ye.  I need yer influence. I need yer creativity.  I need y'alls help.  Y'all are the only soldiers I got. Y'all are the resistance.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
Folks in all honesty and candor the US is in trouble. We're in the lair of a lion messin' with her cubs. It's only a matter of time before we git ripped to shreds.  Be in prayer fer yerselves and yer loved ones.

I'm talkin' 'bout Obama pressurin' Israel to get off their OWN LAND!  The arrogance of this administration is unprecedented and pride comes before the fall. That is a spiritual law folks. If this continues the United States of America will fall.  It's not a matter of "if", but when.

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Friday, June 26, 2009 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
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Dear
young 'uns, we're gittin to the end, and just like ye done heard that
the antichrist is comin',  shore 'nuff a whole bunch of 'em is already
here.  That's how we know we're gittin' to the end.  (1 John 2:18, The
Hillbilly Bible)

Mornin'
y'all...The birds is chirpin'.  The sun is shinin'.  It's a beautful
day...what a great time to talk about the end a the world!  LOL!



Now,
that there verse up yonder was wrote some 2000 year ago talkin' 'bout
it's the last hour....WHAT IN TARNATION!?  God speaks in relative terms
I reckon sometimes y'all, and relative to all the time that has passed
before I reckon it kindly makes sense fer John to say it's the last
hour.  I often read that early Christian folks believed King Jesus
would come back in their lifetimes.

So, here we are two thousand
years later...still waitin'.  Are ye comin' Lord? Well, I'm just gone
give y'all some a my opinions on the matter now.  My opinions and a
buck fiddy might git-chee a cheeseburger at McKey D's...but I have
studied up on it fer a spell. More than most, I reckon.  I am a
complete News junky so I got a good grasp a world events and such too.

It's
soberin' to me to begin to see some of the hate leveled at God and
Christians and Jews...it ain't unprecedented, but it's gittin' to be at
a fever pitch. 



It's
an irrational and satanic hate I reckon.  It don't make sense fer folks
to always hate Christians and Jews like they do.  Did y'all ever thank
about that?  It just don't make sense, it's an irrational
hate...UNLESS...there is sinister spiritual forces workin' behind the
scenes.



See,
folks, I reckon these new atheists ain't nuthin' but pawns...the devils
little be-otches fer lack of a better word, really...just bein' real,
y'all.  I pity 'em.  It's so obvious to those of us with spiritual
lenses to see what's goin' on, but they DON'T see it, and that is
kindly pitiful to me.

Are we at the end?  Don't rightly know,
y'all.  Cain't say fer sure, but I can say that bein' a student a Bible
prophecy somewhat and a news junky...that I have never seen in my
lifetime so many Biblical signs...ie, floods, earthquakes, famines,
wars, disease...most, if not all of those, spoken of in the Bible as
signs that the end is at hand.

Good news or bad news?  Well, I
reckon that kindly depends on where yer sittin'.  I believe the Kingdom
a God is upon us, y'all.  The devil knows the scriptures. The devil
knows it's gittin' to be near so he's gittin' desperate...real
desperate.  He knows The King ain't comin' back 'til God's message a
Grace is preached all over the world.  Who's job to preach it? 
Christians.  Wipe out Christians and Christianity, wipe out the message
and delay the comin' of The King...(that's all he can hope to do is
delay it). 

That's where the New Atheists come in...capturin'
the hearts and minds of the young folks....the ones that's got the most
energy to take the message to the world (the rest of us is old and
tarred :-)

BUT, as I understand prophecy...they IS gonna be a
revival y'all...and don't be surprised if'n it don't start here in
America....it just may start in ISRAEL!  Messianic Judaism is on the
rise, y'all.  Jewish folks is findin' their King and boy ain't that
excitin'!!!!  A little late in comin' but excitin'!

The Spirit a
Antichrist is here too y'all.  It's a religious Spirit, make no
mistake...religion has always opposed King Jesus and always will, on
account a He aims to put religion outta b'ness.   Religion bein' folks
workin' to git to heaven....just a flat load a malarky.  It's GRACE
y'all!  There ain't nuthin' ye can do to earn it!

Now, just one
more thang to say.  The END ain't really the end.  It's just the end of
mankinds rule. Now, GOD is comin' down to live with us and rule!  And
not only that we git to rule with 'eem!  WHAT IN TARNATION!?  That's
the plan y'all and it will happen.  Heaven's comin' down.  We're fixin'
to git invaded by millions a angels and The Hillbilly King 'eemself! 



He
ain't high-falutin' a-tall!  He's comin' to live with 'ees folks in the
most glorious Kingdom ye could ever imagine! And ye can git in on it
free a charge, by bowin' the knee to The King and puttin' yer trust in
'eem and askin' 'eem to fergive ye. 

Y'all are gonna bow them
knees, atheists....mark my words.  The Bible says EVERY knee will bow. 
Yer gonna bow them knees...now or later.  Why not now?  As one a God's
ambassadors from The Kingdom, I say to ye, I plead with ye...humble
yerself and bow that knee.  The alternative ain't gonna be purdy.

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