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Thursday, June 25, 2009 

Current mood:  blessed
Category: News and Politics
Obammy’s Public Health Care Plan
 
Now this is gonna piss off a lot of my conservative readers, but I really think this nation needs healthcare reform and that just may include Public Health care. *yikes*
 
Let’s face this country is way behind in providing decent care for it’s people. America should be the best in everything PERIOD!.. I mean that!
 
How come child in a third world pit hole like Iraq and Afghanistan is getting better treatment and healthcare that most of the children in this country. And the worse part about that is that our US Tax Dollars are paying for it. That is right, we are not billing either government for these services. There are clinics in some very remote areas that will treat the poor. I guess it is the least we can do since we bombed the hell out of them first.
 
I’m not a economist but Hospitals and healthcares providers are a business and they have to make money and keep their investors and stock holders happy. MAKE A PROFIT!! This is done by getting in bed with the lame ass DRUG COMPANIES and other medical equipment providers. Even at the doctors office level the family practice doctors can only turn a profit if the over book their office and make people wait for ever or not spend enough time on their patients. I think the only way they can make any money is writing prescriptions and referrals to get “kick backs” to supplement their practices.
 
I know this will sound like nails on a chalk board but I’m fortunate enough to have Government Healthcare for most of my life as a Retired Service member. And also access to the VA system since I’m 30% disabled. I realize BOTH systems are over taxed with all the VETS that are alive for all the wars including the most recent two.

But even as both are run by the government, they do treat a lot of patients and guess what they don’t have to turn a profit. I am humbled and ever gratefull to the US Government and the TAX PAYERS (including myself)..
 
Some Americans would say this is just a big money pit for the tax payers. That may be true, but they have qualified people and they are developing cutting edge technology. They also have fixed salaries and costs for drugs and medical supplies. The manufactures have no choice but to sell their goods at the price the government dictates. AND they do make concessions because the Government pays their bills. All the Greedy Ass Drug companies complain to Congress but who freakin cares. They all still make money..
 
Even civilian treatment providers like the Physical Therapist the VA is sending to me has to conform. He cannot charge is preferred rates and has to settle for what the VA Pays. He seems to be OK with that because it is for sure money.
 
I mentioned before the cutting edge technology; Computerized Records and X-RAYS. The US Government has systems in place that have simplified record keeping. I get treated at ANY U.S. VA facility in the World and they can access my complete medical history in moments. At Brooke Army Medical Center they have been using film less X- RAYS for years. If you go have one done it is almost instantly available anywhere in the hospital. It can pass from department to department without getting lost. I can even request they be burned onto a CD if I have to see a specialist off base.
 
This is huge! Many Liberal NAY SAYERS would say this is an invasion of my privacy.. We guess what it’s the future and information can be protected it is saved and backed up in many redundant systems and uses the latest technology. It needs to happen on a National Level in the civilian sector.
 
It doesn’t have to cost the taxpayers anymore than we have invested in the VA or Military. With the internet and secure data transmissions it can be accessed anywhere in the world or even in SPACE at the space station. As long as it is necessary to be shared.
 
Wal-Mart and Dell computers were working on a similar system to get computer medical record keeping out to rural areas and to every doctor in the country. I haven’t heard much in the news on this for some time now, but the government needs to get behind them. And look how well Walgreen Pharmacy keeps your prescription data private and readily available. You can go anywhere in the country to any Walgreen’s and get you medicine. Most Doctors offices are able to send your prescriptions directly over the internet to the store pharmacy..
 
As for treatment.. Yes I realize most Emergency Rooms are understaffed and over worked with too many patients. This is even true at the 2 Military Hospitals here in San Antonio. *but that is another story*. They are full of kids with colds and overburdened because people don’t have coverage and it is the only care they can get. Even the illegal Aliens get care at our hospitals. And who pays for it?.
 
EVERYBODY!
 
Yes I said everybody! Hospitals have to charge paying customers and those with insurance even more to cover the losses. This is wrong wrong wrong and needs to be fixed.
 
HOW?
 
By opening more free clinics. Staff them with Medical Techs and either a Physician’s Assistant, or Nurse Practitioner. Have a Senior Doctor (MD) for the local hospital responsible for the care that is given and they will over see more clinics. With computers they can even watch and be present via camera’s to see the patient as they are examined, if needed. It is just as easy for a PA or NP to write a prescription for a runny nose or cold and that would remove 100's the patients from the ER EVERYDAY. Have referrals for the more critical cases.

By the way that is how I get treated at most Military Treatment Facilities. Hell, I took my 3 year old son to get stitches in is head way back in the 1980's and the Doctor on call did not even see him until the two Medical Techs on staff had put the stitches in. And he turned out just fine.
 
I read where Canadian Public health care sucks. I have an aunt who worked as a surgical nurse in Canada for over 40 years. She said it gets backed up often and people have die before they can get an operation to save their lives. One of the main reasons is that at any given time there are 60% of  ALL the patients that occupy bed space in Canadian hospitals has a terminal illness and is dieing..

Well I say to fix this they have to create better hospice care and let terminally ill people die with dignity and bring in doctor assistant suicide.. Uncle Jack Kevorkian (Michigan) had the right idea and many states like Oregon have passed right to die laws.
 
I remember back in the 70’s there was a movie called Solent Green with Charlton Heston and Edward G Robinson. Old eddy was dieing and he decided to call it quits. He went to a clinic and picked out his last meal and a glass of whine. He even picked out a theme for the room he was going to be put down with. It was a very moving ritual experience and he died with dignity. On his terms. However the movie went a bit further and used his corpse as food and Charlton followed it through the process.
 
But I would rather die someplace of my choosing that sit in some dingy hospital room with hoses and treatment that will pro-long my misery and tax my health insurance to the max. Just so the Hospital can turn a PROFIT!!!
 
But with all the opposition in this country and the ignorance and fear of computers there are many barriers in this Government and in the Public Sector to make this happen. Hell the BIG INSURANCE Companies don’t want US Healthcare for everybody because they will loose money. They have created a billing bureaucracy that is CHOKING the healthcare system as it is now. Drug Companies have to standardize their rates. How come an African Aids patient gets his drugs cheaper than a rich American with Blue Cross? How come I pay more for generics than they do in Mexico or Canada?
 
If I have an accident in Los Angeles and I live in New York, would it be better if the ER Doctor in LA can access my entire medical record before he even treats me? Also if I do have treatment for say a broken leg or hand, it needs to COST the same for all the supplies and treatment. That is how the military and VA does it..
 
Why Can’t an American Health Care System be UNITED?

We CAN do this better! Our lives and economy depend on it.

Peace!
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Thursday, June 18, 2009 

Current mood:  blah
Category: News and Politics
Even though Iran claims to be a democracy and has allowed thier people to vote, it appears the Ayatolla's and actual leadership of the country still want their favorite mouth piece: Admenijad

I find it very fishy that I just did a Google Search on Him and it did not return a single photo of him?
The radicals over in Iran claim the US and western influence rigged the vote against him and this insighted rioting and even a few deaths amoung the protesters.
That's a good start.. I guess all the money America is spending on cyber-terrorism and propaganda is paying off.
The Moderates over in Iran want and deserve a chance in leadership if they voted that way.. I don't blame them one bit. Their econmy has tanked over the last few years and inflation has trippled. They can't afford to feed all their people inspite of the huge Oil revenues they have been making over the years.. Maybe they shouldn't spend so much on their nuclear weapons program?

But I guess the world will never know who actually won the election.. I'm sure the CIA is very deep in the efforts to get more Iranians out into the streets to protest the elections..

Do we really have the right to interfere in another countries election results?

ABSOLUTELY! If it is in our best interests and helps our national security..

That's just one American's Opinion!

Peace!
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Friday, June 12, 2009 

Category: Life
Yes I have been a bit distracted lately with work and all but I always try to find time for a few laughs! Happy Friday!

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.  ; Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.  Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
 One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me . I know we've been friends for a long time , but I just can't think of  your name ! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' 
Her friend glared at her...

For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.

Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?' 

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it I could have sworn we just  went Through a red light.'
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red.  Again, they went right through. 
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.  She was  getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was  red and they went on through. 
So, She turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?  You could have killed us both!' 
Mildred turned to her and  said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ? 

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
 "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"
 "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
 "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
 She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit.

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby..'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he  could out-do anyone in a feat of strength.  He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 
'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said.  'I'll bet  a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back.'

'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it.'

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by  the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, Dumb Ass, get in.'

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009 

Current mood:  pissed off
Category: News and Politics
Now this one just pisses me off to not extent.

I'm sure you heard about the "Terrorist" wannabe in Little Rock that gunned down those two Army servicemen in cold blood:
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A 23-year-old man who the police say shot two soldiers, killing one, outside an Army recruiting office here because he was upset about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan “would have killed more soldiers if they had been in the parking lot,” a prosecutor said Tuesday at a preliminary court hearing.

The suspect, Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, pleaded not guilty, and a district judge ordered that he be held without bail.
At the hearing, a deputy prosecutor, Scott T. Duncan, said Mr. Muhammad had told investigators that he fired repeatedly at the soldiers on Monday morning “because of what they had done to Muslims in the past.”

The dead soldier was identified as Pvt. William A. Long, 23, of Conway, Ark. . The other victim, Pvt. Quinton Ezeagwula, 18, of Jacksonville, Ark., was in stable condition at Baptist Medical Center, Chief Stuart Thomas of the Little Rock Police Department said.

Mr. Muhammad will be charged with one count of capital murder and 15 counts of terroristic acts, one for each person who was hit or endangered by the shots he fired. Thirteen people were in the recruiting office at the time.

I hope the bastard gets the chair.. Maybe they have another cell open at GITMO for the idoit!

First of all the two soldiers were at home, in America, on leave from Basic training and never even had a chance to fight in any wars... They were just hanging out out at the recruiters office doing a little PR work for the Army.

This coward bastard decides to do a drive by and gun them down.. How tragic is that?

I sure hope the Army includes this brave hero is counted war casualty, so at least their families get the full death benefits.

I see no diference than if they were taking a smoke break in Tekrit Iraq, but this was in Arkansas..

Just like any other KILLER that takes a life, they should loose their rights, just as the fallen soldier lost his rights the minute he died.. There's a place in hell for the shooter...

My heart goes out to the families of both boys and I hope the survivor pulls through..

Peace in America!
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Monday, June 01, 2009 

Current mood:  blessed
Category: News and Politics
Jethros Current Events 6/1/2009
 
Editorial:  I can’t believe it is June 1 already.. And I’m still employed in spite of the auto industry.. This year has just flown by. At least I have my health… *cough*
 
In the World
 
That Flight from Brazil to Paris that vanished yesterday is still a mystery as of this morning. Maybe the Aliens took them? Hopefully the pilot was as good as that US Airways Pilot and was able to land. I heard that storms or electrical problems are suspected.. Time will tell on this one.
 
North Korea still is hell bent on flexing it’s military might. They are gonna launch another missile. This one “supposedly” has range enough to reach Alaska. Why doesn’t Obammy grow some BALLS and just blast the son of a bitch out of the sky. We have the technology to do it. I bet doing it would show the Kim Jon Wong bastard that he is wasting his time and money. Here’s an idea, how about spending that money on feeding your own people. China is key to resolving this issue..
 
As Iraq troop withdrawals continue why isn’t the media report on the increasing number of  bombings? I only read about them on usually page 5 in the local paper. I have said this all along that when the US starts pulling out, the Sunni militants that became our “Friends” during the past year will be in fear of their lives from the Shiite Majority and start to blow shit up again. I guess all those American Dollars they were getting for being nice to each other are drying up.. That's one good thing..
 
In the US
 
An abortion Doctor was killed over the weekend. This will open several old wounds in this country. I don’t care what side of the debate you are on, but partial birth abortions are wrong unless the mother is in danger of dieing. And where did this killing take place? IN A GUN FREE ZONE at a church. At least the gun man did not have to fear he would be shot back at.. Easy pray..
 
Today will be the first day that Americans can take on a new ownership of Government Motors.. GM has finally filed bankruptcy in New York Today.. I guess now would be a great time to buy a new car.. Maybe that $50 BILLION we are spending will allow every American to buy a cheap car?  But wait with all the plants and dealerships closing and people loosing their jobs, who will  be able to afford to buy one?
 
On the other side of town, Chrysler is supposedly EMERGING from Bankruptcy this week thanks to the ITALIAN INVASION… Who wants to buy a FIAT anyhow? I owned a YUGO once and it had a Fiat engine. What a piece of crap. One slip of the timing belt and the rods hit the pistons.. *YIKES*
 
In Texas
 
The owner of that DALLAS football team showed off his $1 Billion dollar stadium last week. Has anyone told him that there is a recession going on? I wonder how much the cheap seats go fer? As if I would ever pay to see them play.. Not gonna happen on my watch..
 
San Antonio just upgraded their famed river walk downtown. A few million dollars and now you can ride a party barge upstream to the old Pearl Brewery.. If you never have been to San Antonio, you need to visit, however not in the Summer, it’s too freaking HOT! Yesterday was in the mid 90’s. I managed to go fishing in the morning before it got too f’in hot.. I’m a die-hard..
 
Not in Texas but I’m still a Detroit Red Wings Fan! Go Wings.. As a friend told me, you can kick the Canadian out of the Detroit, but you can’t take away his Red Wings! Go Wings!
 
That’s How I see the world from where I’m sitting.
 
Peace!
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 

Current mood:  breezy
Category: Life
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not ready for the dirt nap just yet.. My employment is getting pretty thin and I have been spending a great deal of time looking for a new GIG!.. I'm still hanging on by a thread and hopefully will get paid this Friday.. Like I have told all the friends and employees I have seen get their walking papers; "Your Job is NOT Who you are!"

Anyhow, I heard a great joke at the gym this morning and had to share it with my loyal readers..


Did ya hear that Obammy has passed a new Aspirin Tax?



Yes it's true, Obama and the Democratic Congress are gonna tax Aspirin..




"It's White and it Works!"

Have a Great Day!

Peace!

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Friday, May 22, 2009 

Current mood:  sneezy
Category: Life
Jokes of my Week

It is the official start of summer in America. If you are one of the lucky ones to be able to enjoy this 3 day weekend please take a moment out of you busy day, Monday, to thank a VETERAN. Everybody in America should have a family member, neighbor, or distant friend that served this great nation. If it wasn't for their sacrifice, you would not have this day: Memorial Day. JUST DOIT!

This next joke is one of my favorites and has been around a long time but I still laugh my ass off evertime I read it. I can see Dennis Leary fast talking this one... enjoy!

Man Test:

1. If you are over 38 and you have a washboard stomach, you're a queer.  It means you haven't sucked down enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing situps, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.  Faggot!

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo.  A cat is like a dog, but queer..  It grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed.  And just think about how you call a dog -- "Killer, come here!  I said get your ass over here, Killer!"  Now think about how you call a cat -- "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!"  Jeeezus, you're pitched; you're so queer!

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured that you are a Gaylord.  A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, pickled pigs feet, or tits.  Anything else and you are a homo in training and undeniably a fag!

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.  A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents!  A straight man will never be heard ordering a decaf soy latte. If you've put a decaf soy latte to your lips, you've had a man there too..

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes.  A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap.  If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is, you're gay!  And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter!

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it!  You're dying to tune a meat whistle.  A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off.  The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his nuts.

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent a bout 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

      AND
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,

I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

Here's an Oldie:


When to start Cussing....

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their

bedroom. 'You know what?' says  the 6 year old.  'I think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass..'

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some

Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen  floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in  hot pursuit, slapping his rear withevery step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'


Have a Great Weekend! Be Safe!

Peace!

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Monday, May 18, 2009 

Current mood:  blustery
Category: Life

Jokes of my Week 05/18/2009


My “some-timers” affliction must have been in full swing last week. Now that my MEDS are stable I can get on with it! Enjoy!


Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the

grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.

He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks. ..............

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

 

ANDY ROONEY ON SEX-

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?

Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?

Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

 

Pants and Panties

 

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

 

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:

 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1)You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

 

A Child’s Prayer

Dear God, Please send  clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer...Amen !!!



The Stranded Irishman

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

 

 He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."

 As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the

possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.

Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the

wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh cigar and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and

begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be! "

 "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde....

 Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her

right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink." 'Tis nectar of the gods!"

shouted the Irishman." 'Tis truly fantastic!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,

"Dear Jesus! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

 

Subject: a lesson in gun safety

 

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged...shooting him in the genitals.


Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.  'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.  The good news is that you are going to be OK.

The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.'

'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter..

'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.'

'Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied.  'Is your sister a plastic surgeon?'

'Not exactly.' answered the doctor.  'She's a flute player in the local symphony and she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.’

 

A Few Short ones!

I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.

It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot, or a Frenchman a Cunt.

********************

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a Paki hiding behind a gravestone.

I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."

********************

Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week,

The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me, pass the parcel was quick!!!

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one

and asked him to forgive me.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime.......and crime is for black people.

********************

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul........ won't it fucking start?"

 

Have a Great Week!

 

Peace!

 

 

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Category: Life

Finally, one of the HUGE Greedy Bastard Drug Companies is doing their part to STRAIGHTEN OUT the American Economy:

Free Lipitor, Viagra, other drugs for jobless


May 14, 10:29 AM (ET)

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) - Pfizer Inc. says it will provide 70 of its most widely prescribed prescription drugs - including Lipitor and Viagra - for free to people who have lost their jobs and health insurance.

The world's biggest drugmaker said Thursday it will give away the medicines for up to a year to Americans who lost jobs since Jan. 1 and have been on the Pfizer drug for three months or more.



I can't make this shit up!!!! Make no BONES about it, if you are feeling limp and blue while you are out of work, do the best thing to stimulate yourself.

Bonners are a good thing when you are FEELING Down, There are worse things to have..

It's like that first one, back in Middle School and you hot substitute teacher leans over your desk to help you and BOING! You are glued to your chair and stay behind your desk until the bell rings..



Such Generosity from Pfizer should NOT go unwarrented. If America is to truely ever prosper, then we need more kids. Who else is going to pay off the HUGE DEFICIT!

If you have to be alone, then make sure you have a bag of Cheetos handy!



So America! It's time to RISE UP! RISE UP! and make sure you pick up a six pack of beer to wash down the little Blue Pill. Your country will be a better place to live..

Peace!

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In the Word

Or more like out of this world.. The Space shuttle circling around the earth to lasoo that Hubble Telescope today.. Just so they can fix it to get a few more years to spy on Uranus! I think ever penny spent in space is worth $1000.00 here on earth. For the good of man kind.

In the US

Chrysler is moving forward in it's Bankruptcy and soon Fiat will own everything. Fiat will not rest until they have consumed the company and all their assets. Unfortunately the judge decides which one(s) of their suppliers will be paid. Unfortunately it has not been the company I work for..

General Motors is looking more like it will file and may be the only hope of their survival. But if they file then all the money they owe my employer will be tied up or forgiven.

In Texas

Yesterday was the second anniversay of my Nephew Byron Fouty's capture in Iraq. One anniversary that I hope to forget once justice has been served against those terrorist bastards that the Iraqi Governmentt Has in custody. Time will tell and I'm a patient man.

My employer filed Chap 11 last Friday. They laid off everyone yesterday except 6 employees. I took a huge paycut this month just to have the pleasure of working here. I actually make less than when I hired on 9.5 years ago.. I stay out of Dedication but most people would say this it was the Medication.

I have been told by my employer that I will get paid until June 1, then it's unemJOYment!

Or I could reach my dream of becoming a quiet "Hemp" Farmer here in Texas.

I see all of this as a positive in my life. Being a 30% disabled Vet in this city may be a hidden blessing. I may have to go and get a real job real soon.. I'm still very blessed and fortunate to have a very small Military and Va Disability pension.

THANKS TO ALL THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS! I true love this nation and trust in my own self belief, self discipline and motivation to better my self and situation.

Maybe Obammy will is offer a bail out to the Auto suppliers like he promised on March 19th after he took office. I'm not holding my breath. LOL!

I thank all my loyal readers and subscribers and Hope to keep blogging in my off time. So stop on by and have a sit next to me on the porch!

I promise not to bore yas!

That is how I see the world from where I'm Sittin!



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Category: Life

It's been a very skinny week for email jokes from my peeps. I had to dig way back into my Joke Archives for a couple of these.. Enjoy!

Jokes of My Week 5/8/2009

 

Police Do Care

 

Lexington Police Department reports finding an man's body in the

Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge.

 

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.

 

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

 

Finnished?

A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."

 

Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The lovemaking ended, and again, the young man smiled, and again he asked, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him, and softly said, "No."

 

Stunned, but determined the woman won't outlast him, the young man reached for the woman again. Using the last of his strength they made love again - this time lots of bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly, and asked again, "You finish?"

 

Barely able to speak, she whispered in his ear, "No! I'm Norwegian."

 

Lipstick in School

 According to a news report, a certain private school in  Washington  was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
 
 She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).
 
 To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
  
 Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
  
 There are teachers. . . and then there are educators.

 

PENDING MARRIAGE

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

 

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if   you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

 

And the moral of this story is......

Always keep your condoms in your car........

 

Nookie Green:

 

A man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." 
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Now go out and
say three Hail Mary's."

Another man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"

 

Texas Help
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman

wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step the bus.

 

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,

she reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little,

thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

 

So a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her

to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time

attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could

not raise her leg.

 

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to

unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About

this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her

up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the

bus.

 

She went ballistic and turned to the would be good Samaritan

and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are."

 

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would

agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I

kinda figured we was friends."

 

Have a Great Weekend!

 

Peace!

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Jethro’s Current Event’s 5/5/2009

 

“Cinco De Mayo” Edition

 

In the World

 

Speaking of Mexico I guess they needed yet another day to party in Mexico and shut down all commerce, besides from the swine flu. It must be their independence day? Now that is an oxymoron! Mexico has been PARASITIC to the US for the last 25 years. I guess Obammy laid down the law during his April Visit? Notice how this pig thing started just afterwards and it closed Mexico City down..

 

The Italians are INVADING America. They are hiding under the code name “FIAT”. They seem to be praying on poor Daimler Chrysler Cerberus Dodge Buck Wheat Car company. I guess this will just be the start because I also herd this FIAT operations will also attack Germany and Try to buy GM OPEL. The Wops and Krauts are gonna rise again. WWIII is on the horizon.. What’s next? An American Draft to war?

 

Pakistan is putting the Hammer Down on the Taliban Terrorist Bastards in their own country. It’s about Freak’in Time. Today I read where over 500,000 refuges were fleeing the region where the strongest fighting is. That must be real hard to do. Drop the Tents, Roll up the magic carpets, and load up the donkey cart.

 

In the US

 

Joe and Obama stopped into a Burger Joint and PURCHASED a big ole greasy Burger.. I can’t make this stuff up.. Evidently they commandeered a motorcade ride from the White House to Virginia and pulled into a small, independent burger joint called Ray's Hell Burger. They even went Dutch and paid for it themselves. Can you imagine this hole in the wall joint being overthrown by Secret Service? I guess it was their Best Idea on how to stimulate the local economy. Not to mention the free advertising. I wonder how Joe’s Cholesterol is these days?

 

And yet another PANIC-Dema has about been beaten to death by the Media.. I guess not enough people were actually dieing of this, but man did it ever help out the Pharmaceutical Companies get rid of all the Tami-flu before it expired. Sure beats having to ship it over to all them sick people in Africa for free. Now the CDC is saying go back to school and maybe we should not have shut them down in the first place.

 

Dr Frankenstein would be proud of  the Surgeons in Pittsburgh who have transplanted 2 hands on a patient. This really freaks me out almost as bad as a face transplant. I wonder if they can transfer Finger prints from a cadaver to a real person in all the crime data computers? It would be just like they do so illegal aliens can get Social Security Numbers from dead people.

 

In Texas


That Dallas football club brought down the roof. I guess some freak windstorm just blew their practice TENT into the ground. Some players were hurt pretty bad, I hope that JJ feller has good insurance.. Maybe Jessica Simpson had one of her cousin’s conjure up a Wicca spell.

 

The Mayor of San Antonio will be replaced after Saturday’s election. Good Riddance to him. See Term Limits do work and America needs to start a campaign to have Congress vote on Term Limits. It’s the only way to hold them accountable. Voting in this country for Congress is a joke. Look how many times Ted Kennedy has been re-elected. It all falls back to dollars and who has greased the palms of the special interest groups in America and elsewhere. This needs to be worked on this term Obama.

 

That’s how I see the World from Where I’m Sitting

 

Peace

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It’s been a very light week for jokes this week. Maybe the recession is taking it’s toll here to? – enjoy!

 

A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
Behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

 

TRAFFIC CAMERA


A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.


Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for
driving without a seat belt

 

OLD GUYS JUST DON'T CARE

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my Doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw

her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and Unbelievably sexy.

However, She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why, she said, 'Because, I'm trying to examine you...


Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.  
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the President of the United States.

Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.  

Her reply was $100.

He then asked the redhead
Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas,  keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'

 

It was once said that a black man would be President "when pigs fly".  

Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency......Swine flu.


Have a Great Weekend!
Peace! 

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 

Current mood:  awake
Category: News and Politics

Swine Flu Panic of 2009

 

"Just when you thought it was safe to go out to the shopping mall and spend money".

Contrary to what the News Media and our government would have you think and feel, “It’s not time to panic.. It will be contained.”

Most of my readers have heard me mention that in a previous life and occupation I was assigned to the Nuclear, Chemical, Survival Branch part of the 31st Air Base Operability Squadron, 31st TFW at Homestead AFB. Florida. As a Disaster Preparedness Technician it was my job to keep the Airmen and Pilots alive while they were on the ground. In peacetime in the late 80’s it was accomplished by training and exercises. And boy did we train. I taught many a class on how to stay alive in a Chemical, Biological, or Nuclear Attack. It was extremely difficult to convince most Airmen that a tiny little bug like a Virus could limit our ability to fight.

I wondered at times if my efforts were futile or did some of what I said “Save Lives”. Fortunately, the world hasn’t been tested since the days of Saddam Hussein and during Vietnam, Korea and both World Wars. But it doesn’t mean the threat ever went away.

I have been listening and watching all the news reports on TV and the internet and I really see a panic starting to happen. It even has effected my life, a little. My wife works in a Hunting and Sports retail store in Schertz, Texas and she has had her hours cut, due to lack of business. Many of the customers brave enough to venture out are wearing blue masks. What little that would do for them..

I also tend to still look at diseases as a posible weapon and am really puzzled how this NEW STRAIN of Virus came to be. The media claims that it is actually 2 normal virus’s that have mutated into one that Humans can spread through normal contact. The virus could have been man made???. Yes, there are Biological Weapons that are designed to sicken and kill people. Not that it has EVER Been proven that such a weapon has ever been released in public (anthrax maybe) or in a war..

Sure Chemical Weapons have been released and the US does have them, along with every other world power and a few undesirables too. Fortunately many have been incinerated due to treaties signed years ago. Chemical weapons are MAN MADE and non living materials. Sure they can be spread, but only if someone carries them along. Biological Weapons are LIVING Organisms that can grow and change from host to host. Yes they need a host to live and reproduce. They usually can only survive for a short time on their own outside the host. So time is a valuable factor in treating the disease. That is why they close schools and businesses. No host and they will die.

Biological diseases can be removed and neutralized by cleaning the surface they may live on. Bleach and water works or even just steam. However when they enter the host, they can reproduce and be carried wherever that person or animal goes. It is up to their immune system to fight it off. Or there are a few Anti-viral drugs that help kill the virus. But very often the old and very young cannot fight them off because they have a weakened immune system. Such is the case of the first American that died. Only 23 months old. My Heart goes out to the family for such a loss.

In my training days I used to tell my classes that the best defense against a Bio-weapon is inoculations. That is why the Military is big on shot records. You cannot deploy without being current. In the civilian world everybody in America must have their shots before they can start school. By doing this Diseases like Polio, Small Pox, and Rubella no longer spread like they did in the old days. In the military it’s a little more than that for Yellow Fever and Typhus. Known killers and could be weapons that may be deployed.

I also told the troops that cleanliness and personal hygiene are good weapons against any disease. Keep clean as possible and change your clothes often as you can. Dirt can spread diseases and so can animals. So rats are in fact the enemy. The Bubonic Plague that killed 1000’s in Europe was thought to be carried by Rat Fleas. Kill the rats, take away the host and limit the spread. Burning the carcass was the easiest way. Fleas do jump but they are parasites and need an animal for a host. The rat doesn’t get sick, but people do.

I also briefed the troops that if they feel sick they need to report it and get medical care. This does two things. It helps determine if a Bio weapon has been used. If more and more soldiers are getting sick then this sends warning flags out to the medics and commanders that something may be present.

It is also why now it is important that if people are feeling flu like symptoms they need to see a Dr., this is how the CDC gets the reports of verified cases. It sets off warnings in Washington and Atlanta, where the CDC can respond. But think of all the UN-INSURED people in America that will NOT go to the doctor until it’s too late. They may be too far along to fight the infection. They most definitely have added to the spread.

I taught contamination avoidance, isolation and decontamination. Wear your protective clothing and gas mask if you are in an area that is suspected of contamination.   Never leave an area without being decontaminated. Obviously it causes the spread.

I read this morning where they are thinking about closing the Border to Mexico. This would limit the spread and isolate the virus. But politics comes into play and Mexico is one of our leading trading partners. Here is a clip from that article:

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was questioned closely by senators at a hearing in Washington about whether the U.S. should close its border with Mexico, where the outbreak apparently began and the casualties have been the greatest. She repeated the administration's position that "passive surveillance" of U.S. land and seaports was sufficient for now and said closing borders "has not been merited by the facts."

People are the delivery system in this instance of Flu. Plain and simple, limit their movement and you limit the spread. It’s the easiest way to contain it. Then it can be treated. Once the genie is out in the world you cannot put the cork back in it.

In a Military delivery system, it is much more sophisticated but just as easy to spread. You can contaminate a food source. Remember the salmonella tomatoes scare last year, then the peanuts? Contaminating a water source would be another way. However water is often treated with Chorine and it kills most every thing. The real danger of ever using any Bio-weapon is that you can kill your own people. It could back fire and spread uncontrolled. However if you inoculate your side with a vaccine or the anti-body first, then the risk of that is nil. So containment is a factor.

I have been out of the NBC Survivability Game for a lot of years but I bet most of the above is still taught. I’m sure the people evil enough to ever deploy such a weapon have gotten better at it. What if they can modify a disease that will only effect people of a certain color or trait in their genetic make-up. Imagine if only people with Blue eyes can catch this nasty bug. Or what if only people of Hispanic descent can catch it. Then it would be a very powerful weapon. However many Americans and people of all nations have the same genetic makeup of our friends south of the border. So it would be deadly for this country.

It’s not time to panic. It will be contained. People will be treated. They will make a vaccine, but that takes time to grow it in an egg. I’ll be waiting in line for mine as soon as it comes out. I’m an American and I want to stay current on my shots. You can take the airman out of the military but you can’t take the military out of this old dude..

Peace!

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Current mood:  overstimulated
Category: News and Politics

Obama @ 100 Days

 “everything is going to plan” 

According to an agenda, his agenda, and America is buying it. After all, isn’t buying what we Americans do best? To Consume, to Want, to Provide, to Take, to Conquer.

 

The single most positive thing Obama has done in his first 100 days is PROVE to the rest of the world that the Global Economy is and will always be based on the American Consumer. It was his agenda last month in Europe. To prove to the entire world that they will NOT survive if America fails to import and purchase their goods and services..

 

China is on board with this. They have to be, because they OWN most of the American Debt. Debts based on American Dollars. They know they could never close escrow on what they are holding notes for. It would be futile for them to do so, the only way they could ever put an end to the American Consumer is to conquer them. But they may have another agenda, they plan to be their own consumers. But they don’t have the natural resources to produce what they consume. Hell they can’t even feed all their people. However, they have pretty much polluted their own country. They are locusts and moving westward into the Middle East and Africa to rape their environments.

 

Obama also can be credited with uniting the Americas. He went to the Caribbean to gather together all the Latin American Neighbors to convince them that America’s plan is to consume and if they come along they will be rewarded. Rewarded with a safety of a Strong American Economy and Military. Let’s face if Obama can get Chavez to meet eye to eye and smile big for the media, then why can’t Cuba? Fidel continues to defy his agenda from the hospital bed. What a stubborn ass. His Brother realizes they have to succumb to the American Consumers. They were wrong.

 

Mexico has known for years that American Gluttony is what makes their economy. Whether it’s cars, pharmaceuticals, or Illegal DRUGS, America has been providing this hidden welfare package to Mexico for years, at least from the 1980’s. Now Americans Gluttony for Recreational drugs has given the Mexican Drug Lords more power than the Mexican Government. The Drug Cartels have invested in the American Consumer and also American Producers. The Producers of weapons and ammunition. They have grown more powerful than the Mexican Army. Former, Highly Trained American Soldiers and Marines, the black water types have even joined the Cartels and offered their training and support. And this pisses Mexico off. Last Month Obama went to Mexico and told him of his Agenda and that if they wanted to come along they can, but if they choose not to, then he will legalize Drugs. This will drive Mexico back into the stone age. Mexico knows this.

 

I know it hasn’t been easy for Obama to pull this off alone. And is he really smart enough to make all this happen? Or has “This Agenda” been in place since the 40’s and 50’s? Now I don’t subscribe much to conspiracy theory, I tend to be a scientist and a realist. That’s what I mean by “Keeping it Real”. It’s not some Liberal Democratic term, nor is it a Republican Conservative term, it’s a feeling, an emotion, and a way of life. I tend to think about the “What Ifs” in the world. Here are a few that may support my theory of the Obama Agenda:

 

What if After the end of World War II it was decided that the Jews will run all the banks? Let’s face it at the end of the great depression Europe’ economy was controlled by the Banks. And the banks were owned by Jewish people. This pissed Hitler off so he gained support by putting German people back to work. Back to work building a war machine. He seized the banks and tried to exterminate his enemies. But you cannot extinguish a faith that easy. They rest of the world united and defeated this tyrant that struck back against the Jews.

 

What if the Cold War between Russia, China and the US served it’s purpose to Divide and Separate the planet? The Bankers of this world know that inflation and greed are the enemies of their agenda. How could a united world survive if you have Intolerance and Racism? So they used these two HATES to keep each class of people in their place. We couldn’t have every person on the planet be rich and wealthy. Wealth breeds power.  It needs to be distributed to the chosen few and the rest can suffer and die. They will never be Consumers.

 

What if the Middle East and it’s wealth from Oil gluttony frightens the rest of the world? If it wasn’t for the American Consumer there would be no wealth in the Middle East. Our love of the Automobile and the need to have 2 cars in every garage has provided way too much wealth to a savage race in the Arabs and Muslims of this world. And with that wealth, comes greed and power. The only way to bring these people under control is to limit Americans consumption of Oil. And to do so, America had to raise the price of gasoline. The Arabs were greedy enough to go along for the ride. So was G W and his oil cronies. They got richer and this pissed off the bankers and Liberals. So they had to curb the demand and take the money out of the hands of the Middle East. They decided to tighten the American Credit and use the media to convince Americans to not buy cars and to cut back their spending. Now Oil is sitting at $50 American Dollars a barrel and consumption is down. But so is cost. Arabs are loosing their asses and Iran Hates the American Capitalist for doing this to their economy.

 

What if a United Muslim World in the Middle East is the only way that region can ever survive? But really I don’t believe that is possible. Because of all the religion and zealots that want to remain in power of their own little world. They haven’t been able to co-exist for thousands of years and probably never will. That is a Fact. 

What if the Bank Crisis was just another way to tighten the grip on the world by all the Bankers in this world? And this pissed America off. Old G W fought back and used the Media to Blame the Banks for our troubles. The Banks responded by choking off Credit to the American Consumers. They fought to limit our spending and our world consumption.. But this backfired and the Democrats used this against BUSH so they could gain back control and put Obama in Office. In order to accomplish this, they had to BAIL OUT the banks, to gain their trust and now the American Government Owns interest in most of the banks. And the American Consumers are OK with that.. Unless you chose to rally at the TEA Parties on April 15th.

 

What if Obama plans to combat this economic attack by limiting American Consumers choices on what to consume? Automobiles should be treated as a luxury item, not a necessity. How many countries in the world rely on Public transportation to get their people around? In most European countries you have to wait on a government list to own a car. They have known for years their infrastructure of roads and cities cannot support large cars and trucks. Remember, cities like Paris, Rome and Madrid have been around for 1000’s of years and they never needed personal transportation to get around. Our own New York City supports Millions of American Consumers and it isn’t their dream to own a Big Cadillac or Chevy Silverado 4X4 truck..



They do just fine with the buses, taxis and subways. Maybe the rest of the country can too. Doing so would limit the Wealth from Oil consumption. Send the Arabs back into the stone age.

 

What if the recent Swine Flu outbreak is just a way to keep Mexico in line with his agenda? Or what if it serves another purpose to limit American Consumers from spending. Keep American Workers at home out of the malls. Off the streets. Look what the PANIC it has caused to 2 MILLION people that live and work and consume in Mexico City. Maybe Obama is sending a message to the Mexican Government “ We will shut you down, if you don’t come with us”. It’s almost unheard of for GROUND ZERO to be found this quick. And guess where it has been reported to be found? Right near the heart of Mexico’s Economy.  160 Deaths out of over 2 Million People is an acceptable loss and has gotten the worlds attention.. There are over 300,000 deaths every year world wide from the Flu, why would this one go further. Maybe America is Healthier, or maybe even immune for the strain in Mexico and can fight it off better. Why do you think they made it Public that there is a treatment against the swine flu. I bet the Pharmaceutical companies are making a huge Profit.

 

I’m not paranoid to the point of wearing a mask, because that action just draws in the Liberal News Media and fuels the hysteria. For the past 48 hours, the News Reports have been dominated by every swinging dick Biologist and Doctor explaining how BAD it COULD GET. Not that it’s going to get, but it could. The news anchors hear one “expert” deem that they are "worried" or "concerned" that this may kill hundreds of Americans and OH MY GOD everyone stops and listens. It's very convenient to have the entire country glued to the news and to watch the commercials they are spewing out.. Now they want us to go out and buy hospital masks.

 

It is definitely drawing away the attention from the Auto Industry and it’s attempt to keep Americans Working. Working and Paying taxes and guess what? Consuming.

 

 

After all, isn’t buying what we Americans do best?

To Consume, To Want, To Provide, To Take, To Conquer.

 “everything IS going to plan.”

 

Peace!

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