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Friday, July 10, 2009 
TWILIGHT ZONE TREK!




OUTER LIMITS TREK!

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
> If you position two spacecraft capable of near-c travel far enough apart that the expansion of the universe is pushing them apart at almost the speed of light, and they both fire their engines to move away even faster than c, would they disappear to one another, or remain visible given strong enough telescopes? 

Well you might be expecting an answer like this since it's the theory of relativity, but actually, the answer is "neither" and "both".

Each would perceive the other's radio signal as being more and more redshifted, and the speech of the other astronaut over the radio would sound slower and slower, as if time was slowing down for him but not for you.  

The radio signal would become weaker and the telescope image would become red, then infrared, then radio.   The other guy's rate of speech would asymptotically approach zero words per second, and all signals of any kind would asymptotically approach zero energy.

Any device using any technique to measure the speed that the other spaceship is moving away will say that the other ship approaches, but never gets to, the speed of light. 

Why can't it see the other ship when it's moving away faster than c?  Because any information (radio, etc) which is emitted after the other ship's recession velocity exceeds c will never be received.  You can never see another object move away from you faster than c. 

God was real clever about this.   You can never sneak superluminal communication by him, with the way everything fits together.

For example, this is also why you can never see an object disappear into a black hole.  What you see is the object becoming dimmer and dimmer (forever) but never disappearing, and if someone inside is talking on the radio, they will sound slower and slower, and you see their signal getting weaker and weaker (forever).  The (really thin) astronaut can never talk to you from inside the event horizon, but you never hear him suddenly go off the air either.

It's all really, REALLY beautiful if you can manage to see it all at once, how everything fits together, with the speed of light being what makes everything perfectly balance: if you have more of THIS, you have less of THAT.

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
SOMEONE WRITES...

>I recall a couple of years ago one of the
> major beauty pageants was asking: "Should be get rid of the swimsuits?"
>
> I was yelling 'Hell, YES! Of course! Great idea!' at the screen, until
> they clarified that they were talking about getting rid of the swimsuit competition, not the swimsuit itself.
>
> I was soooooo disappointed.

LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
Stupid people DO that.

Anyway, at 12:34:56 PM today (7/8/09) it will be 123456789.
-- Thanx, Andy!! 
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
SCIENTISTS INVENT ARTIFICIAL CUM
"Frankensperm" to be available in multiple flavors

LONDON -- British scientists claimed Wednesday to have created human sperm from embryonic stem cells for the first time, an accomplishment they say may someday help infertile men father children.

The technique could in 10 years allow researchers to use the basic knowledge of how sperm develop to design treatments to enable infertile men the chance to have biological children, said lead researcher Karim Nayernia, of Newcastle University, whose team earlier produced baby mice from sperm derived in a similar way.

The research, published in the journal Stem Cells and Development, was conducted by scientists at Newcastle and the NorthEast England Stem Cell Institute.
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
Go attend a Sci-Fi convention.

I just got back from CONvergence in Minnesota.  The warm body count was 3,801 people and about 1/2 of those were FEMALE Sci-Fi geeks.  And they REALLY like to party.  Many of them use the CON as an excuse to wear some skimpy costume that shows off what they have in hopes of attracting another Sci-Fi geek.  Can you say Cleavage?

It's a freakin' myth that Sci-Fi goers are all geeky guys.

You can actually see Sci-Fi movies with geeky chicks.
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 

I ordered a computer case for Kathy and Dave, and it came smashed up and broken with the box all taped up.  It was obviously junk that they wanted to dump on someone.  Not wanting to hassle with going to the post office and paying to send it back, I gave him scathing feedback, and he sent me this:

Try sending me pics before you go off. Leaving negative feedback before you contact someone about a problem is not the way to handle a it. If you want to resolve this send me pic's of the damage and of the box. Next time get insurance on your item, the Post Office or UPS doesn't care about your package.

So I wrote back:

Sing that song to the stupid people, Bozo.  I worked for a sleazy computer store like yours once.  The smashed box was taped up by YOU.  Then instead of writing it off as a shrinkage loss like you should have, you figured you'd slick it off on some ebay patsy.

What did you figure I'd think?  That UPS taped it up like that? That they would destroy something to that extent and not say anything about it? Or didn't you care what I'd think, once you're handling my currency?

You DESERVE the bad feedback, ya greasy skuzz!  You rolled the dice, hoping to blame it on UPS and laugh about it on your way to the liquor store. 

Well you threw snake eyes this time, buddy. 

Now step aside.  Next roller...

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 


What excuse will the 'uglicans use to imprison you for looking at this?

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
And about 43,000 times as much fun as I did.



Don't you make the same mistake.
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 






I'm really quite sure this actually is her first time being ass-fucked,

DOWNLOAD IT!

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
          It's a hard-knock life
          Of words

          It's a hard-knock life
          For nerds

          'Steada dated
          We get kicked
          'Steada mated
          We get dicked...



I LOVE how they use noises and body movements as punctuation!
In fact, I find it so fascinating that I'm sitting here playing it over and over and over...

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 
One day, George Dantzig, a student at Berkeley, arrived late for a math class and saw two "prove the following" problems written on the board.   He copied them and did them as homework.

Six weeks later, Dantzig's professor notified him that he had prepared one of his two "homework" proofs for publication, as they weren't homework but examples of famous unproved mathematical conjectures.

Dantzig was also given co-author credit on another paper several years later when another mathematician independently worked out the solution to the second problem.

The same thing works with talking to a girl who then likes you and wants you to fuck her.
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