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My mantra for '09 is: STEP YOUR GAME UP! YOU DIDN'T HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR MEDIOCRITY BEFORE SO, YOU DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE ONE NOW. LET'S GET IT!!
June 20, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  animated
Category: Music
Every now and then I will check out the MySpace Karaoke and most of the time folks are butchering these songs. But every now and then there is that special one....that butchers beyond repair. Need a laugh? enjoy!

January 19, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  aggravated
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
Haaaaahaaaa!  You thought it was a puzzle.  Tee-Hee.  Well it is!




(Siigh) I feel foolish. I've been on the web for HOURS...and HOURS searching for Eco-Fashion designers. Let me tell you, I can understand why the masses are not buying green fashions. It's hard to find. The ones I do find are so "NY Fashion Week." I mean, that's good I am glad they have succeeded, but Jane Dough over here on 123 Main Street, Town, USA can't afford Manhattan prices, nor fit Manhattan sizes.

Where are the designers in America that are creating cute chic items for those families. Huh? Where art thou? I think I spent 7 hours on various search engines trying to find them. I feel I have failed. (Heavy Siiiigh..cough-cough, oh my asthma...) But anyway, I will not quit. I will continue to find these green designers that are dressing the green collar worker. I am gonna contact Earth Day, Hear say, and whoever else I need to contact to "git'er done." I will have a successful showing of earth friendly clothing at NC Fashion Week. If I have to use (what's left after bills of) my little unemployment check and side hustles to scour the US, right now I am ready for it. As long as gas prices don't go up.

(Cue Majestic Music...no- not that song the next one.) NC is ready! She is ready to rise up in the fashion world. It's time that the former textile capital be seen for who she really is and not the corn fields that line her roads; but rather, the corn rows lining people's heads because haven't realized it's no longer in style. It's time to stand up and tell people that there is a difference between winter white and white and no they shouldn't be paired together as an outfit. Don't let that freedom ring!!

Channel your inner Jesse Jackson (leaving behind the *hateration) and Chant it with me: It's just not right to wear mixed matched whites.

So, I ask these green designers where are you and what have you done with your social network? (
insert tantrum here) Why are you not easy find? NC raise your head because we are unifyin' fashion. We will no longer be in the dar- .....hold up, wait.

Kill the majestic music! I just got an idea. Gotta go bye!

I'm V the monk is resting....for NC FASHION WEEK




January 9, 2009 - Friday 

Category: Friends

Well, I won't be able to make to the ATL for Don's and Jhe's birthday party.  (Boooooooooooooooooo)  I know, I know, it won't be the same without me.  So, I thought I would dedicate this little diddy to them providing a preview for all can't make it to the ATL.  Let them know exactly what we are missing (sniffles).  Luuuhv U!




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I'm V...the monk is resting.



January 5, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I happened upon this silliness called the Whitest Kids You Know.  It's like the 2000 version of Kids in the Hall but not quite as funny and way more extreme sketches. 

I had to share this because I thought I was so hilarious, I don't know why it tickled me, though. Maybe it was the underwear.
TIMMY's Wiggle Dance.



Kids in the Hall Flashback it is HILARIOUS.  We have all felt this way....



I'm V...the Monk is resting.
December 30, 2008 - Tuesday 

Category: Blogging
The title has nothing to do with the blog....LOL naaaan-naaaaan!!!

I posted this on facebook. Me thinks it's only right to post for the three may one myspace fam that isn't on facebook, who out of love and the spirit of the holidays decide to stumble upon this blog and actually read it.  If not, you can't say I was excluding you.

I found some poetry I published a long time ago on Poetry.com. I think I was in HighSchool. Dunno...I know it was a long time ago. I updated it a little bit. I might throw this up on Myspace to get my brain flowing again!
Enjoy!!


THE FRUIT....



Put under the pressure of the world's point of view,
Hiding from the questions that they all are asking you.
Longing for the acceptance of all of your peers,
Only adds mountains to the growing fears.

Adding insult to injury, you shrink away slowly;
You don't remember ever feeling so lonely.
Afraid to be seen behind the mask that you wear,
You look for God on Sundays, and it seems He isn't there.

Waiting, always waiting, never hearing....shhhhhh listen.
Hiding in the bushes, while He watches you from the clearing.
"Don't You Want to Break Free From the Bonds That You're Wearing, Hmm? You Don't Have To Do The Bearing-

Screaming for assistance, it seems like no one cares.
You pray out loud to make it through this day,
With a feeling that tomorrow will be the same way.

You want to have a good relationship with Him,

But when your "friends" come around, once again,
 you bite.


V aka Perverted Monk
November 25, 2008 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I am tired y'all.  I am just tired as hell seeing the environment going to hell in an asbestos filled hand basket.  I mean, really!

For the past few years I have been learning about more organic, green alternatives and natural ways of living.  So now, I feel guilty if I litter or if I throw away plastic products because I think of how my God-kids' (or my own kid's) livelihood will be effected from the choice(s) I made.  I mean it is really bothering me.  No, matter what position/job I accept....I am always talking about green this or green that in the workplace or trying to implement some type of initiative there.   That is telling huh? 

So, I had a great idea last week after my real estate assignment with the temp service ended.  If you don't mind I will keep the idea quite until the it has fully developed !  Anyway, I know a person that I want to have on my team because he knows this particular business upside down.  



Now, he and I have emotional history.  We had feelings for each other, but he said he wasn't in a good place.  I knew he wasn't, so after a life or death incident (on his part), I cussed him to hell and back for being irresponsible....  (I think I've mentioned it in a blog before, but I am not going to go find it in the archives) I think he is still feeling the effects from the verbal lashing I gave him 5 years ago.   How do I know?  He told me, but supposedly it was a good thing, he was able to reflect and learn from it.  Good, Right?  No, because I think he lied and isn't able to heal from the wounds.  I had never, NEEEE-VER, EV-ER talked to him in a hateful way, I had NEVER raised my voice, and NEVER turned my back on him.  I only gave him affirmations and confirmations.  But, In that particular instance I was hot times 2 to the 1000th power!!!      He wasn't ready to see my "foot up in yo' azz" side, but I hated what he did and I let it go....ON PAPER and on the PHONE.

I felt bad; but I didn't feel bad, I felt mixed like some of you all's race.  We have talked a lot since that time, but I still feel like there is a Plexiglas wall between us. Ya know?

the greatest B movie like ever!

Now, I don't know if I should include him or not because I don't need someone who can't separate business from personal.  I'm trying to holla at him about business.  I think, that he thinks I want to holla about personal isht.  I mean the show will go on with or without him. It's just that I might have to make the executive decision to leave his azz alone and start from scratch on my research.....SIGH.

WHYEEEE???WHYEEEE???WHYEEEE???

WHY CAN"T NINJAS JUST COOPERATE?
Basically, I feel some type of way because I may have to start from the beginning of my research.  LOL....

I am V the Monk is Resting....
November 22, 2008 - Saturday 
So to celebrate my 2nd time at unemployment, but my happiness of being away from toxic lying cracka-arsed co-workers (sorry white buddies).  I went to a new joint downtown. 

So, there are 44 thousand crackas , 6 Emos,  and 4 black folks including my homegirl and I.  The kitchen is about to close, so we order quickly.  I got smoked hen with herb stuffing, and  Sun dried tomatoes and polenta w/goat cheese.   HEAVENLY!!!
Heavenly Pictures, Images and Photos

 I mean YUMMO!

Good food, good ALKYHALL!!!  What more could a girl want.  Dessert maybe...yeah!

I ordered the Chocolate Chip Tiramasu.  I wasn't quite sure about this because I don't like chocolate chips to much.  I mean I have to be in the mood for it.  I stick that spoon into the ramekin.....and....I....instantly thought of good dyck...
sex Pictures, Images and Photos

I thought it was my imagination at first.  I said, " Let me try this again b/c I don't think...that my first reaction was correct,"  you see.   I get another spoonful and sure enough yet again, "Good Dyck!"  only the flavor was louder and more pronounced this time.  Allow me to justify my feelings over this Tiramasu I will have to give you and idea of how good it was.   Like I said, I'm not a big fan of chocolate chip cookies but uhmmmm....these cookies were divine and layered in between them was a vanilla butter cream, with chocolate powder ....HEAVENLY!!!

I had to reflect for a minute tho' ...hmmm do I need dyck that badly that chocolate chip tiramasu can woo me into perverted monk mode.  What's really going on?   Oh, but when my homegirl took a spoonful she  paused too....reflected and took another spoonful and stopped.   She started talking, but I didn't hear her correctly the first time....I thought she said, " the cookie is moist."  I was answered, "yeah the cookie is moist."  I was referring to the chocolate chip cookies in the desert.  She replied, "Yours too?" 
HUH?
She said, "Did you get moist too?  " Naw negro- Wait you got moist?"
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"I thought of good dyck, but I didn't get moist."  Only for her to say, " Yeah well, my girl spazzed a little and I felt a moistness.  Ya know, if you just add a little salt you know what this would taste like?"

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I'm "V" the Monk is resting.
Currently reading:
Skeet and How to Shoot It
By Bob Nichols
November 20, 2008 - Thursday 

Current mood:  intimidated
Category: Blogging
Anyone that has met me have a serious question.

AM I INTIMATING???  For real.  Do I come off a course?  Direct?  Do I exude a presences  that says, "I will crush you?, I will lie to get what I want?  That I will step over you if you lied bloody in the street??"

I know I can be standoffish at times.  I mean really when you met me what did I say to you non-verbally??

Help a sista out!

Let me give you a little background.  My last job when I interviewed for that job the hiring managers hemmed and hawed over me like, "We must have you on our team.  You are what we are looking for....blah blah blah"  Fast forward, 1 year later and these crackers (sorry white buddies) are lying to the upper echelon of lydom AND FOR WHAT?  Because I intimidate you?  What did I say, What did I do to intimidate you??  huh?  huh?  I am waiting for an answer and have yet to receive one.  The pathetic sentences they called a reason that they did give.  For some reason they thought I wouldn't go back and follow through or corroborate with the people mentioned in their "excuses." 

Only for people to come back to me and say
She's Lying. Pictures, Images and Photos


I have to go before a judge to prove to you that you are lying. I mean really!! Did I not kiss your ass enough. Sorry you felt that I would. I'm strickly dickly!!

Did I not come bearing gifts. Sorry you felt that I would. You need to read my friends and money blog.....I will end this right here.

In my blog quest to find the friends and money blog to link....I ran across some other blogs and realized.  I knew in '07 that this would happen, but I was so preoccupied with getting things in line for what is to come I forgot what I said.

I knew folks were going to hate.  I knew my previous job was lying...that's why I won the case against them.....ha ha!!  Praise Jesus!!  I knew it and I just want yall to know that Thanksgiving and Christmas is going to fly by and we will be in '09 before we know it.  In the Bible 9 stands for Judgment and those who have lied or acted some way against me for no reason will be judged accordingly.  You best believe that things I've done wrong, consequences will manifest also.  I say this to say....People are going to hate.  Read through your blogs and read your words and let them inspire because that is what happened for me.  I appreciate each and everyone of ya that has accepted Vanessa whether I was being intimidating or not.  It certainly is not my intent to do that, however I don't want anyone to think they are just going to say and do anything I skip away happily.  Nah, that isn't the case.

So Answer my damn question and I will holla back in the next installment.

V





V
Currently listening:
Don’t Let the Odds Intimidate You
Release date: 2002-01-29
November 6, 2008 - Thursday 

Current mood:  adored
Category: Travel and Places
Ya know I don't suggest trips and travel much.....


BUT

It would be nice if we all could go to the inauguration together in January!!  One of my homegirls mentioned it today and after thinking about it.  I think she has the right dang idea!

What y'all think?



November 3, 2008 - Monday 

Current mood:  angsty
Category: News and Politics
Whaddup!  I know I have been gone for awhile but things are extremely overwhelming right now.  I feel like I am on the brink of something great...I dunno what it is!!  So, I am trying to get my ducks in a row.  Feel me.  So if you are worried you might have to give me a call.  Usually I am A:Sleep, B:Studying C:Planning or writing D:Sleep E:Working or F:Sleep!!  I have never slept so much ever.  Maybe I was just that tired. I dunno!

Anyway, I came across this video...thought it was interesting hence the title of the blog.  Enjoy.


Obama Pics


My answer to you Hateration is you are a Real McCain of Genius!



Yanno, while I am here.  I keep reading articles on how Obama should really break down his plan of how he's gonna save the economy....LOOK geniuses.  You can't go out on a limb and say what I am gonna do is this line by line because he hasn't been brief on how bad it really.  I think the economy is worse than the news is  letting on.  I personally am glad he didn't because everyone would expect him to fulfill each and everything he said he would do. 

Stop hounding already!  let's get past Tuesday first.  If you don't vote:  Plain and Simple you are a dumbass and when the isht hits the fan (meaning if McCain wins) you won't have the right to complain.  You would be officially full of Bitchassedness.

bye,
vanessa
October 10, 2008 - Friday 

Category: Blogging
 
Take a watch

what is your favorite Martin ep???









It's a Martin Marathon yall!!!  My Goodness didn't Outkast look like little boys.  YO!!! Short of some Seinfeld episodes this has got to be one of the funniest episodes to have ever hit television.....

Holla atcha gurl!!
Perverted Monk



 
October 6, 2008 - Monday 

Category: Blogging
Sooooooo what'chu been up too???
September 17, 2008 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Blogging
To see this randumb kat click the video.... ( tried to embed it but CNN wouldn't allow it.  Well now you have seen it all.  I dunno why this tickled me so much.  I guess because black comedians joke that you won't catch US in a storm.  Yet, I have caught us!!  He kept it real saying he wasn't coming back out, but uhm the fact that he has plastic over his hand held camera tickled me!!  He is really hoping that CNN will pick him up as a local reporter.  Riiiiiiiiight!

little boy fall
..
Did that nicca just tumble down the bleachers???  OMG, I almost had an Asthma Attack.  I think he is suppose to be crumping but he looks like he got electrocuted and started conducting an orchestra.

Even tho' Patron is the IT!!  And you can expect a glass full if you order a shot at Two Piece here in Raleigh!!   Lawd knows T-Pain is gonna to burst hell wide open in his Ring Leader suit for remixing Sliver and Gold into his Patron song.  I know Kirk Franklin is at home taking shots right now...his head just hanging low.  The devil is going to have a special place for Teddy Pinder'arse down  equipped with three rings of Foolishness and a Bose 3-2-1 entertainment system blasting "Sideshow" by Blue Magic.  "soooo let da side show begin...hurrrr-ray, hurr-ray!!  Step right on in!!


Why was a guy walking down the street today looking like he was an extra in MJ's Thriller video.  That kat had a Thriller Swagger!  I promise he did.  he looked like this...
only it was daytime.

Just to give you and idea of how crazy that kat looked.  While you are reading this lean to your left making your right shoulder higher than your left.  Then lean your head towards the computer...if you can get up and walk.  Point your left foot to the side and let your right face forward.  Walk with that left foot like it weigh a 10001LBs.  Now if you accomplished that and felt like a fool, that how old dude looked.   YALL know that kat had no business walking in the heat.  If he would've broke out into dance I would've understood it better because that  would've meant he had a stroke...and was delirious!


Have you had the new Chicken Strips at Chick-Fil-A....muthafuh...if they didn't do the dang dang!  I mean I want Chick-Fil-A-Erry-Day!  That should be their slogan.  EET MOR Chick-Fil-A-Erry-Day! (like Miss Millie from the color purple) You can eat it aaaaaaahll-Day!!


YOOOOOOOOOOO!  If you aren't watching this show you are missing out on some good TV programming.  Fox picked this joint up from the creators of Lost.  It's hot that all I can say.  The show is a puzzle of course like LOST if you don't like those types then this isn't the show for you otherwise.  Get some popped corn sit ya arse down and tune in!!

Also I am mad that

IS ROBBING THE IDEA OF PSYCH

PSYCH however, will be funnier with a whole lot of Betterness!!



Sooooooooooooooooooooooo.........


Dats it!
Perverted Monk
September 16, 2008 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  pleased
Category: News and Politics

For Immediate Release:
Contact: Michael Ortiz

WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. Senator Barack Obama today sent the following letter to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Housing Finance Agency Director James Lockhart, calling on them to address news reports that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac CEOs will receive millions of dollars in severance packages even as they are removed from their posts. When Congress originally approved the authority for the Treasury Department to step in and rescue these companies this summer, it explicitly included a provision that gave the new regulator the authority to block golden parachute payments to CEOs. As the Bush Administration now takes unprecedented steps to rescue these companies with taxpayer dollars, it would be highly inappropriate and a violation of the public trust to allow windfall CEO severance pay packages.

In the letter, Senator Obama calls on the Administration to provide him with the steps being taken to ensure that these companies fulfill their important missions without wasting taxpayer dollars or rewarding poor leadership.

The text of the letter is below:

Dear Secretary Paulson and Director Lockhart,

News reports indicate that the chief executives of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will stand to reap millions of dollars in severance payments when they are removed from their posts. Under no circumstances should the executives of these institutions earn a windfall at a time when the U.S. Treasury has taken unprecedented steps to rescue these companies with taxpayer resources. I urge you immediately to clarify that the agreement with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac voids any such inappropriate windfall payments to outgoing CEOs and senior management.

When Congress granted the Department of the Treasury the authority to step in and rescue Fannie and Freddie, we explicitly included a provision that gave the new regulator the authority to block "any" payments made to CEOs that were "contingent on the termination" of their affiliation with the organization. It would be a gross violation of the public trust to fail to use this authority now, while American taxpayers and American homeowners, already struggling in a weak economy, are being asked to accept an historic intervention to rescue these institutions.

I recognize that intervention is necessary to maintain liquidity for the housing market so that homeowners can continue to get affordable mortgages and homes can be bought and sold in neighborhoods across the country. Yet one of the central requirements that I have consistently set in evaluating any intervention under this new legislation is that such action protect taxpayers and not bail out senior management from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Multi-million dollar severance payments for the executives who helped steer these institutions into the current crisis situation would violate the spirit of the authority granted by Congress to the Treasury Department and would violate the public's trust.

I understand that details of the agreement are still being worked out. Please let me know right away what steps are being taken to ensure that the agreement is responsible and that Fannie and Freddie can continue to fulfill their important missions without wasting taxpayer dollars or rewarding poor leadership. The American people are watching and have put their trust in us to look out for their interests.

Sincerely,

Barack Obama
United States Senator

 

I will add the website later.  I am at work!

Holla at'cha gurl

Perverted Monk

September 12, 2008 - Friday 

Category: News and Politics
Sooooooooooooooooooo!  You know that Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin is preggers.  Well, there seems to be some confusion about the baby daddy.   If you watched the RNC then you too saw Levi Johnston (pic below) standing with Bristol at the convention smilin' with that, "  Ain't dis some sh*t? "   smile!!  Yeah.  Well, he is "  displayed "   (you will understand why later) as the father of Bristol's child.  They's gettin' married and er thang.  See the sheer joy on his face?


Exhibit A:  Alleged Baby Daddy

High-ho-&-cheerio there is brother who claims to be the father.  Maybe you didn't catch that....  I said BROTHER claiming to be the father, named, Kevin.  His story is that he was hanging out in Alaska with family this summer when he and Bristol had a ""  fling"   even though she had a boyfriend, Levi Johnston.  Now, in the defense of parents everywhere might not have the time to find out what da hell their children are doing.  It it's easy to see why the Palins would think that the boyfriend is the father by default. I mean that is a logical deduction.  HOW-THEE-EVER, if'n when you watch the video, Kevin says (that after Bristol's announcement of being with child the family was cool with him.  When the RNC Nomination happened the-disregard) the Palin family is using Bristol's current Boyfriend as the father because......guess!  It ain't hard to tell... (c) Nas


I dunno if this is true or not, but er-ray-uhm.......you make the call...


Exhibit B:  Other Baby Daddy??  Hmmm...

Now, tell me what you want?   Tell me what you need?  Tell me that he ain't good enough for the ba-by....teeeeell meeeeeee!  I think this is very interesting that no one has really heard about this dude.  I am trying to find the press conference Kevin had officially announcing that he was the father of Bristol's child.     DID ANYONE SEE THIS PRESS CONFERENCE ON TV? Nah?  I didn't think so.  Now, if this is true.  I think this could hurt McCain something awful.  It's not that I'm against that, I'm just sayin'!  I would hate if Al Sharpton and the " Nashinacshin Network"   involve themselves. Outside of that, if the child is mixed...why not just face up to it?  Show diversity and multiculturalism.  Don't cover stuff up??  Well do, so you can loose, but in the interest of racial PC, don't do it.

One mo' thing in my search to find Kevin's press conference, I ran across several blogs and write-ups about baby Trig, Palin's son!  Now, how do you suppose a woman could go 9 months in the face of the public and no one notices that she's preggers.  I mean she had to work hard to keep that underwraps...no weird cravings, irritability, nothing???  Maybe it could happen, but really?  All the mommas out that holla at me with that cover up!  Can it be done?  I digress, there are stories rumoring that Trig could be one of the daughters' child.  Hmmmm...it would make sense that no one notice Palin's pregnancy.  BUT it's just a rumor an interesting one no doubt!!

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Where Limited Liability Partnerships Gets Sill-laaaaay!!!


Holla at'cha gurl
Perverted Monk
Currently reading:
Current Affairs - A Life On The Edge
By Maury Povich
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