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I am so bloody bored you wouldn't believe it. So I've taken one of those survey things that infect these Myspaces. I've turned it into a little game for you; perhaps you can decide which answers are serious.

Edit: As you can see, that worked a treat!

<form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'><table border=1 bordercolor=#efefef cellspacing=0><tr><td valign=top align=center colspan=2><b><i>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey</i></b><input type='hidden' name='question1' value='TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey'><input type='hidden' name='type1' value='2'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Name:</td><td align=left><b>Duncan B S Stephen</b><input type='hidden' name='question2' value='Name:'><input type='hidden' name='type2' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Birthday:</td><td align=left><b>20th March 1986</b><input type='hidden' name='question3' value='Birthday:'><input type='hidden' name='type3' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Birthplace:</td><td align=left><b>Kirkcaldy, United Kingdom</b><input type='hidden' name='question4' value='Birthplace:'><input type='hidden' name='type4' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Current Location:</td><td align=left><b>Kirkcaldy, United Kingdom</b><input type='hidden' name='question5' value='Current Location:'><input type='hidden' name='type5' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Eye Color:</td><td align=left><b>Greeny-grey</b><input type='hidden' name='question6' value='Eye Color:'><input type='hidden' name='type6' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Hair Color:</td><td align=left><b>Blondey-ginger (depends on what hair you're talking about!)</b><input type='hidden' name='question7' value='Hair Color:'><input type='hidden' name='type7' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Height:</td><td align=left><b>5'11"</b><input type='hidden' name='question8' value='Height:'><input type='hidden' name='type8' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Right Handed or Left Handed:</td><td align=left><b>Right</b><input type='hidden' name='question9' value='Right Handed or Left Handed:'><input type='hidden' name='type9' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Heritage:</td><td align=left><b>Mother's womb</b><input type='hidden' name='question10' value='Your Heritage:'><input type='hidden' name='type10' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>The Shoes You Wore Today:</td><td align=left><b>Very shoey</b><input type='hidden' name='question11' value='The Shoes You Wore Today:'><input type='hidden' name='type11' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Weakness:</td><td align=left><b>Ratiocination</b><input type='hidden' name='question12' value='Your Weakness:'><input type='hidden' name='type12' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Fears:</td><td align=left><b>Heights, flying, people</b><input type='hidden' name='question13' value='Your Fears:'><input type='hidden' name='type13' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Perfect Pizza:</td><td align=left><b>Much cheese</b><input type='hidden' name='question14' value='Your Perfect Pizza:'><input type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:</td><td align=left><b>Get a girlfriend ffs</b><input type='hidden' name='question15' value='Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:'><input type='hidden' name='type15' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:</td><td align=left><b>:S</b><input type='hidden' name='question16' value='Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:'><input type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Thoughts First Waking Up:</td><td align=left><b>I digest whatever's on the radio (it's on a timer so it's already on when I wake up)</b><input type='hidden' name='question17' value='Thoughts First Waking Up:'><input type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Best Physical Feature:</td><td align=left><b>My massive penis</b><input type='hidden' name='question18' value='Your Best Physical Feature:'><input type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Bedtime:</td><td align=left><b>Depends on what I'm doing in the morning, but it's 2 / 3am at the moment</b><input type='hidden' name='question19' value='Your Bedtime:'><input type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Your Most Missed Memory:</td><td align=left><b>Er, if I missed any memories I wouldn't remember them</b><input type='hidden' name='question20' value='Your Most Missed Memory:'><input type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Pepsi or Coke:</td><td align=left><b>Coke</b><input type='hidden' name='question21' value='Pepsi or Coke:'><input type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>MacDonalds or Burger King:</td><td align=left><b>Burger King (for the Chicken Royale)</b><input type='hidden' name='question22' value='MacDonalds or Burger King:'><input type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Single or Group Dates:</td><td align=left><b>What???</b><input type='hidden' name='question23' value='Single or Group Dates:'><input type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:</td><td align=left><b>WTF I don't even know what Nestea is</b><input type='hidden' name='question24' value='Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:'><input type='hidden' name='type24' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Chocolate or Vanilla:</td><td align=left><b>Vanilla</b><input type='hidden' name='question25' value='Chocolate or Vanilla:'><input type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Cappuccino or Coffee:</td><td align=left><b>Coffee</b><input type='hidden' name='question26' value='Cappuccino or Coffee:'><input type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you Smoke:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question27' value='Do you Smoke:'><input type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you Swear:</td><td align=left><b>Yes</b><input type='hidden' name='question28' value='Do you Swear:'><input type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you Sing:</td><td align=left><b>Doesn't everybody?</b><input type='hidden' name='question29' value='Do you Sing:'><input type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you Shower Daily:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question30' value='Do you Shower Daily:'><input type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Have you Been in Love:</td><td align=left><b>Depends on what you mean by 'love' (I wasn't loved back)</b><input type='hidden' name='question31' value='Have you Been in Love:'><input type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you want to go to College:</td><td align=left><b>I'm at university</b><input type='hidden' name='question32' value='Do you want to go to College:'><input type='hidden' name='type32' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you want to get Married:</td><td align=left><b>Probably not</b><input type='hidden' name='question33' value='Do you want to get Married:'><input type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you belive in yourself:</td><td align=left><b>WTF does that mean? I exist, yes.</b><input type='hidden' name='question34' value='Do you belive in yourself:'><input type='hidden' name='type34' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you get Motion Sickness:</td><td align=left><b>I think if I was on a well shakey ride I'd vom</b><input type='hidden' name='question35' value='Do you get Motion Sickness:'><input type='hidden' name='type35' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you think you are Attractive:</td><td align=left><b>Obviously I think about myself when I'm wanking</b><input type='hidden' name='question36' value='Do you think you are Attractive:'><input type='hidden' name='type36' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you a Health Freak:</td><td align=left><b>Well I keep an eye on it, but not obsessively</b><input type='hidden' name='question37' value='Are you a Health Freak:'><input type='hidden' name='type37' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you get along with your Parents:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question38' value='Do you get along with your Parents:'><input type='hidden' name='type38' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like Thunderstorms:</td><td align=left><b>I sure hate being struck by lightning</b><input type='hidden' name='question39' value='Do you like Thunderstorms:'><input type='hidden' name='type39' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you play an Instrument:</td><td align=left><b>I used to play piano and percussion instruments, but I hated it</b><input type='hidden' name='question40' value='Do you play an Instrument:'><input type='hidden' name='type40' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:</td><td align=left><b>Yes</b><input type='hidden' name='question41' value='In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:'><input type='hidden' name='type41' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you Smoked:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question42' value='In the past month have you Smoked:'><input type='hidden' name='type42' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you been on Drugs:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question43' value='In the past month have you been on Drugs:'><input type='hidden' name='type43' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you gone on a Date:</td><td align=left><b>FFS I've never been on a date in the past nineteen years never mind the last bloody month</b><input type='hidden' name='question44' value='In the past month have you gone on a Date:'><input type='hidden' name='type44' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you gone to a Mall:</td><td align=left><b>Yes</b><input type='hidden' name='question45' value='In the past month have you gone to a Mall:'><input type='hidden' name='type45' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question46' value='In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:'><input type='hidden' name='type46' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you eaten Sushi:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question47' value='In the past month have you eaten Sushi:'><input type='hidden' name='type47' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you been on Stage:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question48' value='In the past month have you been on Stage:'><input type='hidden' name='type48' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you been Dumped:</td><td align=left><b>Never got picked up in the first place</b><input type='hidden' name='question49' value='In the past month have you been Dumped:'><input type='hidden' name='type49' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question50' value='In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:'><input type='hidden' name='type50' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>In the past month have you Stolen Anything:</td><td align=left><b>Probably something small</b><input type='hidden' name='question51' value='In the past month have you Stolen Anything:'><input type='hidden' name='type51' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Ever been Drunk:</td><td align=left><b>Of course not (some of these questions are fucking stupid)</b><input type='hidden' name='question52' value='Ever been Drunk:'><input type='hidden' name='type52' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Ever been called a Tease:</td><td align=left><b>WTF does that mean?!</b><input type='hidden' name='question53' value='Ever been called a Tease:'><input type='hidden' name='type53' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Ever been Beaten up:</td><td align=left><b>Almost</b><input type='hidden' name='question54' value='Ever been Beaten up:'><input type='hidden' name='type54' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Ever Shoplifted:</td><td align=left><b>No</b><input type='hidden' name='question55' value='Ever Shoplifted:'><input type='hidden' name='type55' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>How do you want to Die:</td><td align=left><b>Be shot, or without me knowing</b><input type='hidden' name='question56' value='How do you want to Die:'><input type='hidden' name='type56' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What do you want to be when you Grow Up:</td><td align=left><b>An adult</b><input type='hidden' name='question57' value='What do you want to be when you Grow Up:'><input type='hidden' name='type57' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What country would you most like to Visit:</td><td align=left><b>Sweden</b><input type='hidden' name='question58' value='What country would you most like to Visit:'><input type='hidden' name='type58' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=center colspan=2><b><i>In a Boy/Girl..</i></b><input type='hidden' name='question59' value='In a Boy/Girl..'><input type='hidden' name='type59' value='2'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Favourite Eye Color:</td><td align=left><b>I</b><input type='hidden' name='question60' value='Favourite Eye Color:'><input type='hidden' name='type60' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Favourite Hair Color:</td><td align=left><b>really</b><input type='hidden' name='question61' value='Favourite Hair Color:'><input type='hidden' name='type61' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Short or Long Hair:</td><td align=left><b>don't</b><input type='hidden' name='question62' value='Short or Long Hair:'><input type='hidden' name='type62' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Height:</td><td align=left><b>know</b><input type='hidden' name='question63' value='Height:'><input type='hidden' name='type63' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Weight:</td><td align=left><b>I don't go for 'types' but for the whole person</b><input type='hidden' name='question64' value='Weight:'><input type='hidden' name='type64' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Best Clothing Style:</td><td align=left><b>Something that looks like Autechre</b><input type='hidden' name='question65' value='Best Clothing Style:'><input type='hidden' name='type65' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Number of Drugs I have taken:</td><td align=left><b>0</b><input type='hidden' name='question66' value='Number of Drugs I have taken:'><input type='hidden' name='type66' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Number of CDs I own:</td><td align=left><b>About 500 (I've not counted in ages)</b><input type='hidden' name='question68' value='Number of CDs I own:'><input type='hidden' name='type68' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Number of Piercings:</td><td align=left><b>0</b><input type='hidden' name='question69' value='Number of Piercings:'><input type='hidden' name='type69' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Number of Tattoos:</td><td align=left><b>0</b><input type='hidden' name='question70' value='Number of Tattoos:'><input type='hidden' name='type70' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Number of things in my Past I Regret:</td><td align=left><b>0.5</b><input type='hidden' name='question71' value='Number of things in my Past I Regret:'><input type='hidden' name='type71' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><input type='submit' value='Take This Survey'><BR><a href='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/create-survey.php'>CREATE YOUR OWN!</a> - or - <a href='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/paid-surveys.php'>GET PAID TO 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Just in case you were wondering why I don't blog a lot here, it's cos I've got a much cooler blog at doctorvee.co.uk. Nice!