Are you a New Waver through and through?
Would Richard Blade's death make you feel blue?
If not, are you a musician whose music I can't resist?
If you don't know so, please consult my list.

If that's not the case, then flip on the TV --
Do you enjoy watching the same things I see?
My lengthy list isn't something to ignore
As a guide to what's on TV that I do adore.

Doesn't fit your scene? Then go literary.
Are my many loves at home in your library?
Or would your recommends render second looks
From the gal who owns all those listed books?

If you don't think so, go through my favorite flicks
To see if they match up with your own personal picks
For what to watch up on that big old screen
Would your profile for me then flash red or green?

Lights I mean, for that's what this is for
To see what'll happen, what's exactly in store
As you press that "Add to Friends" link up there.
If you don't take the time to look -- beware!

I'm sick and tired of having to say no
To requesters who should've bothered to go
And read up on this stuff that I've pointed out
And that's what this poem is really all about.