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Ok… let’s catch up and get this shit straight!

My last year has been interesting to say the least.  I think it is about time to do a nice quick
recap of the fun fun fun in my life and get back into the blog groove.

So, last May I was catching a flyt home from LA. I was
cillin at the gate, some chick was sitting next to me cackling like a loud jew(
no offense to my fine Yiddish friends) from ....Chicago...... for over and hour- her lips rattled
and flapped till my ears bled!  Of course--
she was on my flight.  She was a few rows
up cackling away as I swiftly cranked up my ipod.  I passed out only to awake to the cackler
starting a fight with some 986 yr old lady that didn’t have a firm enough grasp
on the English language to combat this chick with one sentence..  The flight ended and I dashed out.  A few days later I get a message through none
other than …myspace (the devil in html)... from the girl saying I recognized u
yadda yadda yadda.  Long story short she
came to the recording studio that night .. came back to my place.  (I barf at the thought ..LOL)  8  days
later … yes, 8-eight- ocho (for my spanish speaking friends), she was in ....Malibu...., passes out and
goes to hospital…Dr says,” u r preggo..” 
this went to her getting kidnapped, her preggo with triplets, her
loosing all babies… then magically repregnant and of course - to top it alllll
off… she was terminally ill of cancer. 
She had faked ultrasounds, cancer docs, and pretty much anything else
that will lead to the Black Karma of Death!!! If I went into full detail we
would be here till I have a sweet ZZ-Top all grown out.

I dealt with this shit for 7
months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG.  I
hate fukkking drama, I hate liars, and I can’t stand the fact that I fell for
this shit!!!  KLASSSIC.  She was a complete schizophrenic and
multipersonality certifiable whacko. Since me, she tried same crap on some
other myspacer.. KARMA is a muthafukker!  Thank God she is out of my life! 

That was a nice eye opening experience and one that will
NEVER get repeated.  I have had my fill
of whackos to last me at least another 5 decades!   Now I am
in mid relationship and dealing with what it is like to have one again.  It’s been awhile and like always, its work…
but, totally worth it.  I can give the
best relationship advice, but seldomly can I follow it.  I have a lot of pride and I am stubborn..
always makes for a great healthy relationship..ooooh and add into the mix, I am
a horrible communicator.  Time tells all
and patience and understanding are too very key elements that fall shortly
behind the main need for any relationship … COMMUNICATION.  So, I will keep you guys loosely posted on my
relationship..I really don’t want to be super public and have enry1 up my azz
about it!  Try having a public divorce
(which is still not done!) in tabloids and all mediums of the press.  It isn’t too much fun.  Especially, when you are the one constantly
getting bashed.  No big.

What else is going on…hmmmmmm.  I have a reality show brewing…. I pushed it
off for awhile, but now I think is a good time. 
It will be funny and give a lil insight into my relaxing life (LOL..that
was even hard to type) and a bit of new things I have been doing…. wait till
you hear what is new biz wise.  Hmmmm,
what else has been going on…I was offered to be on Celeb Rehab (not for drugs!)
and I had to pass.  Would have been a fun
show.  I am doing an appearance this
Thursday in ..Chicago.., then end of the month in
Sac, ....San Jose....,
and San Fran. 

Incase you forgot I have 5 dogs. So, my crumb snatching
scumbags with tails have been up to their usual crap!  I have had a bit of a roation on the dog
front.  My assistant Duane moved to
LA.  As a parting gift I gave him JOJO
the grunting Frenchie.  My producer, Jay
S, has Puff the toilet paper roll killin English Bulldog. I gave my GF Carmen
(the chi) she is soo in luv with the dog, I think I got replaced by it!  In return my GF got me 2 puppies for
xmass.  Well, it started out as one 10
month old Ovtcharka.  The breeder gave us
a second puppy (10 wks), just what I needed! 
So, now I have 4 dogs again!  The Ovtcharkas
are destroyers of anything non moving. 
Omg, I am in puppy hellllll!  I
think in the last few months I have picked up aproxmately 272994.90368 lbs of
poop!  I awoke 2 days ago to a shit storm
that covered every sq foot of my living room! 
My gf nicely got me the world’s best candles to go along and mask the
odors from the worlds worst dogs!  So, I guess
it balances out!  I will toss up a few
pics of the terrorists!  Their names are
Kody and Kahn.  They are beautiful dogs..
like everything beautiful there is a price attached and it usually pushes u to
the edge then they do something cute … u smile.. bomb diffused… kinda like a
GF.  Let’s recap- my current terrorist
that have taken over my home: Nacho a.k.a Clint Eastwood (presa canario…guard
dog), Daimond (English mastiff), Kody 17 wk old sleeper cell, and Kahn 1 yr old
relative of Bin Laden.

BTW, I shipped the dogs off to boarding school for some
training.  I should have known something
was up when the ship to was in ....Afghanistan....!!
They returned speaking Arabic and wearing towels on their heads!

Now you all know!  I
will start keeping up on blogs.. as u can see I finally put up a new page.  Next some new pictures and lyfe into myspace.  I hope you all well and still have jobs!  My next blog will be about the economy enuff
about my stupid lyfe!

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Keep ....ur....
wrinkles tyte.

Let's talk about change

I am not one to ever hold my tongue and enjoy debating a multitude of subjects.  When it comes to politics… wars are waged and people assassinated.  I have really enjoyed sitting back and watching this election unfold/unravel over the last year.  Honestly, I do not really go with one side or the other.. to me its like choosing between being killed with a hot poker shoved up .. ur stink winkle or one rammed thru your eye!  No matter what you pick you have a nice slow sweet torturous death ahead.  McCain is 958 yrs old… he would be the oldest president elected and too old to run a second term. He was around when they invented dirt… and his arms not straightening out disturbs me (I don't care how it happened save the comment..its just disturbing) My parents are 73; they ask me the same thing 10 times during dinner and fall asleep at 7pm- nuff said.  He chose a running mate which I can not stand and would keep me from voting for him.  Not just because I severely detest her, but because it showed a lack of insight into a crucial decision. This is a sign of poor decision making and worries me.  If it was 2000 and he didn't pick Sarah the Harlot, he would be a great choice…2008 not soo much.   Obama, has no experience and will have a very tuff road ahead.  He is extremely articulate, but is that what it takes to be the world's most powerful person???  He reminds me of Jimmy Carter..way too green but has great potential.  He made a very wise decision when picking Biden…hire to your weakness!  SMART.   I hate all the smear campaigns.. I could care less about Obama's family, his past, his religion…everyone has a past and if you don't you are boring, a liar, or an alien! What I do care about is his lack of knowledge and experience.  I think he is a great candidate for 2016!

 

As for our country we honestly need change.. and not your coins.  We have an economic system that is 70 years old and in need of an overhaul and a massive facelift.  For once we need to take our medicine and fix our wrongs.  The world has looked behind the curtain and seen that we are a weak frail old man.  Unfortunately it might be a tad too late.  We are truly a world economy and we have been the backbone that has supported and controlled for decades.  We have over stretched our reach and like many empires this could be our demise.  We need to get back our drive, our desire, and our hunger.  We need to be the world power that we are (were) perceived to be!  Stop crying about what we don't have, be happy for what we do have.. and work to get what we need and want!  Stop looking for the free ride stop looking at everyone else's grass.  Take responsibility for your own life and stop blaming everyone else for your own faults and inadequacies.  We have created a society of freeloading manipulating scumbags that suk off the system and cripple our community!

 Will change happen… we have no choice because it is evolutional and will happen no matter what. The type of change is the issue.  We have to give  up to get! Everyone wants change and a better life, but never want to give up or go thru hardship to get there.  I love hearing the candidates preach and pontificate what they will do when in office… it is basically a song and dance of who can articulate the best lies and spoon feed them to the masses.  Please let me know leaders of that past that made a change on the platforms and reforms they promised… Economic recovery package, new tax codes, housing issues, new legislation that is packaged as a recovery plan…blah blah blah.  Honestly, what will you really do?? What will you do to make our lives as Americans better??  Don't blow smoke… make it happen.  Stop the corruption, stop the bullshit and do something!  Let's start there.

Look we have an ahhhmazing country!  If you think it is better somewhere else… go move and you will be back here soon.  We just need to unite and find our direction as a whole.  The leader is a fukkkin puppet that regurgitates speeches that flow over the glass of the teleprompter and melt off the tip of his tongue.  The thoughts aren't theirs.. they are just letters that form the words of a staff of writers..redlined and reworded 10s of times ever so cautiously treading the waters of political correctness and not to upset the power that holds supports and pays for his very existence.  We the people hold the power of change.. we need to get off our asses and make it happen!  Good night

Jay G

Leader of The Wrinkles

I have finally caved in to using twitterJay's Twitter . the shit never works, but I will try it for a sec. I will be updating it a few times a day and keep up with ya'll as well. I miss keeping in touch with every1.
All I know is that it's Labor Day already!! It feels like New Years was yesterday...I will post a blog and try to catch everyone up on life. its been busy , but really great! I have been so out of the myspace loop! I logged into do this blog and the whole format has changed..I feel totally old skul. Thank god that added spell check! Makes things a tad bit ezr- no more write in an email or a word doc, spell check, copy paste and then fix all the shit that didn't properly format.

Ok, you can check out my twitter crap at, www.twitter.com/jaygg. Jay's Twitter

**I got some crazy news comin!

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; never mind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked…

do not live in the past or borrow from the future.  life is about moving forward..side steps happen, just don’t trip

You’re not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, the race was  only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults   **if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters and letters from your parents, throw away your old bank statements.

arm urself with the experience of the past, conquer the fears of the future with it!

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either –

your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever  own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you’re 40, it will look 85. get a mohawk

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

** this is advice you can live by...I am not the sole author of this piece.

Lyf will keep goin on even after .… so get over it..

U ever live thru an experience or argue a side and not b able 2 understand how some1s view of the exact same thing is completely opposite of what ur version of reality was.  This is why arguments, fights, discrepancies, lawsuits, wars, and ends happen.  How does this come about??  I mean, is individual interpretation that far off?? I see something, say its black.. I guarantee someone will argue its dark blue.  The one thing you can not argue over is a number…well until you put a $$$ sign in front of it, and then the magic math and individualistic creative accounting comes out in people.  Is it ego, pride, selfishness, greed.. what makes this shit happen.  I have always noticed this in many facets of lyf, especially in a relationship.  Think back of your fights u have had over the yrs and all the different relationships.. u were adamant that u were correct and could justify ur rightness 100 ways from Sunday.. u were the holy Mother Theresa of arguers!  Each fight u were sure u were correct.. right down to where u watched the door shut, the shadow close on the door and it was over.  Stubbornness, I think is an essential root of this type of behavior.. I know I am extremely stubborn and filled with a lot of pride.  I know what it takes to fix situations, but refuse to do it just out of plane obstinacy.  Let's get back to the simple fact of how r the 2 sides so different in interpretation of the same event?? The saying that there 3 sides to every situation is sooo true_ my version, ur version, and the real version ( 99% mine)  U ever play the telephone game when u were a kid.. people remember stuff differently.   I know when I negotiate a biz deal, I have learned to ask frequently during the negotiation process for the opposing side to give me their elucidation of what we just agreed upon.  WOW.. u would not believe how off from what u thought u all just spent hours and hours discussing and putting to paper!  I make sure I explain my idea of what we are discussing thoroughly and when concluded leave nothing to interpretation.  When u draft the paper…it always changes and then its open to the attorneys to delude to their own concepts and ideas!  I really think selfishness controls some many people's actions.  They care only about themselves and the preservation thereof.  I try and help selflessly.. I think that is actually a flaw in this world.  In today's society putting others needs in front of ur own is actually a character flaw.  Crazy as u might think it is, it is true.  How many times have u been w a selfish needy person and not paid attention to their needs for a second .. Helping some1 else (not even urself), and the wrath that soon follows because the psychic vampire feels neglected!  Is this from insecurity??  I wonder what it would b like if people just had to be self sufficient, relying on themselves for attention, support, guidance, adoration, and comfort.  I am a very self sufficient person; over the yrs I have learned to rely on myself for any type of emotional need.  I find myself to become less and less sympathetic 2 people's desire for attention, attention out of neediness- not unsolicited.  

Sorry, I just felt I I wanted to rant. This was not geared or targeted at any1 person, I hate when people think I am talking about a specific person or situation.. this is merely a generalization of all the people, LOL.   I just got back from LA today.  Went out there for meetings starting on Tuesday and also for the awards show.  It was a crazy week, especially after Super Bowl. The craziest 4 days in Phoenix !!  I don't even know where to begin on it so I will just skip the topic to protect the innocent (all 0 of them)  I ma in Vegas for valentine's day and then I head to Australia for 2 wks.  My schedule is slammed for the net few months.  Have a great nyt.. I am gonna go play with the dogs…

I am home for a few hours to unpack .. repack . study . and get the fuk back outta Dodge!  LOL  I was in NYC the last few days.  Still an ahhmazing town!!  The weather was in the nice brisk 20's and 30's .  I luved the weather.  I flew out to do edit work on our next Jenna release, Jenna Loves Diamonds, and had a few meetings.   I managed to get some great food (STK , Cipriani, and Toku) and hit Tenjune late Friday nyt.  I hopped on a 6a.m. flyt this morning out of JFK and have been running around all day. I came home to rain and 54 degree weather!  I left here it was in the 70s!  I have to leave for Miami at 8 a.m. tomorrow…I am the keynote speaker at the MACcongress on Tuesday.  I have to do an hour speech on wireless content and its proliferation into the market place yadda yadda yadda.  Helloo.. its studytime!  LOL    I am the Gooogle master, pulling snippets of info together to build a new knowledge of numbers and growth factors.  I will actually write a few bullet points for this speech, I norm just stand up and wing it.  I am looking forward to the conference and hopefully my yapping will go over well!  If it doesn't back I go to making movies..LOL..

I get back on Wednesday and have 34567890 million people coming in for the Super Bowl weekend!  I don't know if you have ever been in a Super Bowl city, but it is pretty koool!  The whole city is taking over by a swarm of jerseys, Coors cans, and Nascar supporters…LOL  It is a blast!  I am throwing a party Friday Nyt with Deion Sanders and Gabriel Union.  The nyt should be insaaaaaaaaaane!!!!!  We have some koool stuff instore for our guests.. besides the fact its an open bar!  People get wrekkkked at every party I see that has an open bar.. "It's free…shiit I better hurry and drink as much as I can…"  next thing they are passed out at the entrance … sprawled out , fly open, shirt covered in barf and piss all over there pants.. NICE!  I will do my best to try and prevent that!  We have a great group coming to the party… TMZ not allowed! LOL  

Back to studying I go!  Have a great nyt and I will hit you when I am back home!  Plz Plz Plz  keep your wrinkles clean.. dingle wrinkles r so out!

Happy New Year!! I will do the usual 07 yr in closing blog 2morrow.  I just got back from ..San Francisco and Miami… I went up to SF to watch one of my best friends play the last game of his 13yr football career!  I wanted to be there to support him and close it out with style!  It was emotional as hell… he was the last player off the field.. he stood center field bowed and walked off,  oooof!  13 yrs in the NFL is an insane career!  One door closes many more open!!  We headed off to Miami Monday and got in 10pm ish.. rushed to the crib changed and headed to the Raleigh. The nyte was insaaaaane! I have one pick up of part of the crew, we had @30 people in tow! New yrs day we chilled poolside at the Delano and then kicked it there for dinner as well.  It really was a great few days with friends and family.  I worked the next few days .. the reality show footage is sikkkkk!  I will have a trailer up in a few weeks. .

I leave for Vegas on Tuesday for a week.  We have the AEE /CES convention in Vegas and then our Awards show on Saturday.  We are up for over 50 awards this yr (myself 15ish).  We are not doing a booth or have any show presence this year..so it will be a very different show for me.  I have had something on the floor for almost the last 10 yrs.  We are throwing a huge party Friday… so it will balance out. It was a decision that we gave allot of thought to and decided we would rather put the monies towards more direct marketing and into the product!!!  I thought it would be a bit more relaxxing with out a boooth and then I realized... I have meetings scheduled the whole week and do not have too much free time (I gots a lil after 1 a.m.!).  I didn't grab a date for the awards so it myte be a relaxing nyt (hehehehee).

Ok..gotta run have alate mtg and then out with my brother for the nyt..gonna fuk Scottsdale up!

Lik The Wrinkle Bitch!

Where does the time go?????   I just got back intown from LA (barf!) and realized that I have 0 shopping done for the holidays and I better getting my wrinkle in gear and get this shit handled!  This is the 1^st yr in at least 10 yrs that I didn't put t a tree up or decorate my house!  I haven't been home and can't justify having people come over and set everything up and I am not here to enjoy it.. I could do it for the 5 Al Qaeda's that reside in my house.. the lil fukkin scumbag terrorist with tails like to attack the tree and eat the dangling delights of twinkling Christmas joy!!  I know for a fact that Bin Laden has Diamond on speed dial.  I came home from LA last night at midnight-ish, said hi to the lil scumbags opened that patio door and noticed my back yard looked like ..Vietnam!!  Diamond has discovered that her dinosaur size paws can rapidly dig a hole that a large Vietnamese family can hide in!  I should have known something was up when I walked in and she was wearing a rice patty hat!! It's like-  piece the hidden clues together to the mass destruction that happened while I was away!  Every1 that watches the house covers up for the lil long toothed scumbags!    As the week goes on I find a shoe hidden in the laundry room or a half eaten baseball hat.  They enjoy opening my mail with their dirt encrusted teeth and paws as well as opening the pantry door and helping themselves to the  edible pleasures strewn neatly about the shelving units!  As I type I hear the pitter patter of the dirt mittens tearin into something!..

So, LA was very productive.  Had a bunch of meetings, went on set and watched Duane direct his second show (RPM Extreme) for me.  He did a great job and it was nice to see my old crew before the holidays.  I walked onto set to a nice surprise…Duane had my Hyabusa completely redone!! Street Bike Mag was there earlier that day shooting my bike for the cover…it is sikkkkkkkkkk..  Duane and the TEK9 crew went above and beyond and on my bike!!   I can't wait to get some pics up of it!!   I met with Leza from VUE Model Management while in LA.. I got signed for print and commercial work!!!  AAAAHHHHHH SHHIIAAT .. I will now b a supermodel..LOL  LOL.  I haven't modeled for print in like 20 yrs… this will be fun!  Time to get my ole azz on the treadmill and put the donuts down!

Today I am going to cram as much shopping in as possible and whack my list down to a meat box for Uncle Sal and a pair of nylon half sox for Aunt Sally!! LOL  I got up like 6 a.m this morning and wrote out my list of presents I need to get for people as  well as my game plan for the day to efficiently get the most out of the day! Is it wrong that I play with all my nephews gifts b4 I give them to them… I am going to use the excuse that I needed to set up, charge batteries, or I took the painstaking time to assemble ur gift so you could use it right away..I know I am a giver!   I am wondering if I can wrap the dogs individually and hand them out as gifts..I tried to fed Ex JoJo (French bulldog) to a friend but the package came back!  I might try regular mail next time.

**Let Me Know if I need to come pick up the G% the I recvd as a gift from some1 out there or if the Pilots will drop it off at the Scottsdale airport!

Wow… a massive amount of time has blown by and I haven't had a second to get a blog written.  It seems like yesterday I was just turning 40 and off to ..Europe to just be a regular person and sightsee..  ok, that was great in thought, but reality hit and I booked meetings, security, and went out as usual!.  I hopped on a plane to London on my actual birthday.  My brother bailed out of going with me at the last minute which kinda sukkked.  He and I are total opposites and I don't think he could deal with my travel style.  I do not make plans, I just go and do what I want when I want.  Set plans and concrete engagements (outside of work) do not really exist in my world.  I like keepimng it open to options! I was on the runway and still hadn't booked a hotel room in London..ooops.   My brother likes having minute by minute plans for everything from opening his eys to wiping the wrinkle and how many tissues will be used!  I got to London and instantly felt like this was gonna b a grrreat trip.  I stayed at the best hotel in London, the Sanderson! It is owned by the same group that owns the Delano in Miami.  I walked in and was greeted with 2 shots of Café patron!! Wooohohoooooo!!  Maik my security couldn't get in until the next day so I had a nice evening to chill.  I ended up calling my friends (Zues and Duane) and went out to dinner and then over to a new club called CoCoa…it was sikk.  I kicked it in London fo a week and then headed off to Berlin for a convention.  Berlin is a great city. Architecturally it is a very kool hybrid of old and new buildings cohesively mixed.   Buildings from the war are used as a reminder and almost a monument of art.  The convention was killer.. and I got a chance to hit my fav restaurants and Brothel..LOL.  Ok, look they have a place called Artemis in Berlin that is insane, look it up online!  After Berlin, I headed off to Paris.  I arrived and hopped in a car and headed to the hotel.  Let's just start by setting the record straight… people say the French are rude and disrespectful to Americans .yadda yadda yadda.  Well let me just go on the the record and say…THEY ARE FUKKKING CUNTS!!!  The French Parisians are rude nasty people!  Wow, I have never been to a city that I thought was so ahhhmazing, but only if you got rid of all the people. The city of Paris is incredibly beautiful.  The architecture and uniformity in design are bar none!   I walked the city and luved every meter of it!!  I spent 2 days walkin the Louver and taking pictures.  I had a blast being a total tourist until I had to actually talk to some of the nasty French bastards!  I stayed at the Hotel Costes…FUKK them and their hotel.  They can suk a twinkie out my azz!  I met some great people in Paris.. they weren't French!! LOL  Go figure..again… Fukk the French..LOL.  I hopped on the Euro Star and fled France.  I went back to London for some serious shred time!!  Holy Shit.. I wrecked that city!!  ..

I got home and have not had a second to catch up.  We have been ramping up and evolving our productions this last 1/4.  I just wrapped a reality show we shot in Miami over the last 3 weeks.  The show was unreal..just wait to u see it.  I didn't leave set from when we started shooting the show until we wrapped 2 weeks later  So, its been a lil crazy and extremely sleepless.  I will be posting blogs about the show when we are slated to air them.  Let's just say 6 girls in a1 house adds up to a house full of gremlins!!   We wrapped the show and I stayed a few extra days and did pik ups and promo.  I did the Jamie Foxx show Friday..great show. It was his 40^th, so it was craze. 

I got home late last nyt after a sweet 3 hr delay at the airport.  U all know my travel luk.. everything was going smoothly...  I rolled into Hertz with the rental car on 0 miles to E..LOL (prepaid gas!) I got the terminal 40 minutes b4 takeoff.. bag was overweight. Slipped dude a  20…bam there it goes on the belt!  Get thru security with no roto ruterin of my stink wrinkle, get to the gate walk right on plane, get in my seat, get a nice glass of merlot… eyes all heavy..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  I wake to people exiting plane  and the pilot announcing new gate!! WTF, the plane was broken and not fixable in the time needed, so we all had to deplane and go to a new gate that I think was located in a different city!  3 hrs later I got on new plane and was headed home!  I got home to my 5 terrorists and am enjoying my few days here before I have to head off to LA.  I think Bin Laden has Diamond (English Mastiff) on speed dial and is awakening the sleeper cell!! 

I haven't had anytime to start my Christmas Shopping yet…. That's not  a good thing.  Incase any1 is wondering what is on my Xmas List I will give my top 11 here:

3 extra hours a day to use as I see fit

The cheat codes to Guitar Hero 3

An extra finger to beat Guitar Hero 3

My own Jet

The way to solve world hunger in 3 ez to learn steps

A divorce  (LOL)

Cliff notes on how to walk on water (and not frozen water dork)

A new fresh liver

Time machine

My invention of caffeinated eggs to get patented quickly

All the Victoria Secret Models in my bed

Please let me know ur top 3 on ur wish list!

 

***sorry if the blog was a tad wandering.. but puff is under my desk farting and I have passed out from her toxic floating poop particles 6 times while trying to write.

 

*** I have pictures to go along with my wishlist in my photos!

It's funny I  pikkked my new profile song .. Sorry Blame Me, by Akon, and realized it is a song that everyone can replace a few of the words and fit it nicely into their lyves.  I turn 40 this week ( like that isn't comedy in itself!) and I thought it would be a nice time to reflect back on what I have accomplished, achieved, lost , ruined, conquered, overcome, been overwhelmed by, and how I have effected people over the last 40 years. The list started off great then took a lil turn to the bad side for a few years and then re straightened itself out and continued that way till present.  I remember never looking to see my lyfe really extend past 30… I lived fast and careless… let's say extremely fassst…LOL.  During those years, the troubles I caused for my family and friends were enormous.  When I look back I was always a person that acknowledged my wrongs and was a man about them and tried to right the wrong or say I was sorry.. and hopefully, learn from and become a better person from the experience. 30 came and went effortlessly.. the next 10 years flew by at record pace.  It seems like I barely got a chance to come up for breath from 30 to 40.  As I peeled away the layers of self awareness…the remarkable feeling of loss came up.. lost times with my family, friends, relationships and myself.  I spent most of my lyfe trying to get ahead; then I asked myself..ahead of what!  Ahead of self set goals and challenges.  The only person I have competed with in my lyfe has been myself… u would think at some time I would realize that I can not win! 

So, for my 40^th Bday I am heading off to Europe for the month.  My original thoughts were that I would go there by myself and just toss my camera in a back pack and walk around and appreciate art and the beauty history has built to make us respect our past.  I just wanted to be a normal person for a bit and breathe lyfe.  Well, that thought kind of past quickly as I filled a partial calendar of the trip with work.  Which is completely opposite of what my intentions were.. but just to be realistic, I will be working everyday anyways! I also, invited my brother to join me on the trip.  He is my best friend and it means a lot to him to be with me on my bday.  I am taking off on Thursday of this week.. I hit London, Berlin, Paris, and Rome before returning back to the states.  I went out today and grabbed a new video camera for the trip to document the journey and insanity of my "finding of peace tour"!!  LOL  I will be doing reg posting of pics and blogs keeping everyone up to speed on the goings on from city to city.

A lil side note from my A.D.D. addled mind.. I just got back from a Vegas, LA , and Chicago trip.  Chicago was pretty awesome!  I had a great week of meetings and got to hang out with some good friends and check out some of the local scene.  My fav Dj.. DJ A.M. was spinning at Undergorund, so, I got a chance to see him and hear him spin.  I was good during my stay I only sprayed 5 bottles of champagne! I also walked a good 23456780987654323456789 miles during my stay, but had a blast!  Looking forward to hitting Chitown again sooon!

Jay G

"Leopard that cant change his spots…"