The following things you are about to read are bulletins posted throught the night (or is it morning?) of July 15th/16th.
5:50AM -- "It's almost six in the morning."
And Adrian and I are still awake.
We're bitchin'.
At four in the morning, our away messages said (and will continue to say):
We are bitchin' at four in the morning.
We are bitchin' at bitch in the morning.
We are bitchin' at bitch in the bitch.
Bitch are bitchin' at bitch in the bitch.
But our typing is absolutely perfect.
In case you couldn't tell.
We have not been impaired at all by our multiple failures of boy-meeting, and the fact that we've been awake for almost twenty four hours.
And we're still not going to bed.
BITCHIN'!!!
EVERRRRRRR.
No sleep tonight.
We're not even tired.
SUCKKKKAAAA.
Siiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.
Michael Joseph is our savior.
And the Lenscrafter guy.
Our night has been incredible thanks to these two beautiful men.
This isn't even funny.
Yes it is.
You know. I don't know. Do you? I don't.
What are you doing?? IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!
It's 5:48 in the morning!!!
This is done.
We're not drunk.
WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS!
Listen to that song.
Goodnight.
Sleeping is for suckas.
Check out the lenscrafters guy when you reply to any message.
He's on the left.
And his glasses sparkle. THEY DO!!!
He's shiny.
Okay, we're really done now.
Zero grammatical errors.
Zero grams of fat.
Oh, and we haven't had sex today Kevin.
Love ya bye.<3
6:06AM -- "Just to let you know."
The lenscrafter guy has disappeared!!!!!
He's been replaced by some type of traffic alerts.
If you see him around, let us know.
He's wearing a blue and brown striped shirt and black sparkly glasses.
His skin is reallyyyy shiny.
He ran away after we had some cyber action with Michael Joseph.
We think he got scared off by Big Mike.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
6:40AM-- "It's six thirty five in the morning!!"
And we're not asleeeeeep.
We told you we could make it.
We don't lie.
Look at that penguin!
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1076386662/0
Check that out for a hot bod.
Cock.
Look at that huge cock!
B.Bryan9 and Mae. And friends.
Shirt boy especially.
And naked guy.
WANT SOME?!?!
Can't stand it any longer.
We're not even tired.
We are bitchin' at four in the morning.
We are bitchin' at bitch in the morning.
We are bitchin' at bitch in the bitch.
Bitch are bitchin' at bitch in the bitch.
SPECIAL MICHAEL JOSEPH BULLETIN SPECIAL!!
6:54AM-- "The Virgin Bitchin"
I'm not quite sure how this goes.. but
Its 7 In the morning bitchen, Bitchen about 7 in the morning..
Got adrian and Tabby to thank about the Bitchin Bulletin and the damn smarterchild.. Urgh he upsets me...
Then Adrian and Tabby leave me hangin :P
BItchin about 7in the morning
6:58AM-- "We stole Michael's bitchin' virginity."
And we loved every minute of it.
We're turning into Kayjay and Eernestene. (names changed due to myspace friendship)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's seven in the morning and Michael's bitchin'.
We love him so much.
He's amazing.
Incredible.
COCK!
7:20AM--"GABBIE IS BITCHIN'!!!!!"
BITCHINGABBIE: hahahahahahaha, thats hilarious. STAY AWAKE BITCHIN BITCHES!
Is today tomorrow?
When did today start?
When does tomorrow end?
Tomorrow is infinity.
Today IS tomorrow.
Yesterday is right now.
Yesterday is tomorrow.
When is now?
What's going on?
We would like to thank Gabbie for answering many of our questions. She is definitely on the bitchin' list.
Yeah, we have a bitchin' list.
It is::
Michael Joseph.
Lenscrafter guy.
Gabbie.
Tabby and Adrian.
(We're not first because we forgot about us until the end.)
How bitchin' is that?
Oh, and on the list are the 23 boys that we made contact with today. Or yesterday. Or we don't know when still.
Anyways.
Gabbie is bitchin'.
7:23AM-- "It's gonna be the PM."
In four hours and thirty eight minutes.
Hope you liked reading the condensed version of what happened with us last night or this morning or tomorrow. If anybody knows where we were between 1AM and 4AM, please let us know. =]