Happy 2009 everyone! I went missing there for a bit. Hope you all had a smashingly good holiday season. I've made 101 resolutions for 2009 and one of them is to keep better in touch with people. It's not something I'm very good at and I mean to get better at it. So, if I start slacking in that department, please say very rude things to me. You have my permission.

So, since I've probably missed it:
Happy Birthday
Happy Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
Happy New Year
Happy Labor Day
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day
Happy Wear Blue Knickers Day
Happy Memorial Day (actually, should this one be happy?)
Happy 4th of July
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy 5th of January
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
etc
etc
etc...

Ta!

this bag...

Because, well, I'm a super-geek. And because Batman rules. Could I be a bigger nerd? Yes, yes, I think so.

Alright ladies, please riddle me this: how does one miss whilst going to the toilet? In my place of employment, we currently have a "tinkler". Every bloody day she leaves a lovely little sprinkle on the floor right in front of the toilet. Not an excessive amount, just a sprinkle. But how does it get there? Does she urinate with such force that there is over spray? Does she not wipe and consequently she drips a bit on the floor before zipping up? How, if properly seated on a toilet, do you miss? I really want to know how this could possibly happen. If it was a single occurrence I wouldn't pay it so much mind, but it's every day... and it's incredibly disturbing.

Sadly, I doubt the mystery will ever be solved. Hopefully she'll quit so I don't have to pay so much attention to where I step.

House is back. I feel like a junkie.

 

 

Life is goooooooooooood.

...too short.