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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 41
Sign: Capricorn

City: Living Hell..I mean Livingston
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/27/2006

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Friday, July 06, 2007 
Wednesday, July 04, 2007 

I had discussed with Patrick what he wanted me to do with all these jokes, and believe me, there are many. We talked about a "Dead Man Laughing" joke book, with proceeds to a good cause.

After aweek has gone by, I am still decideing what to do. I started typing the jokes onto a word program. I'll keep the page going, I am working to help some other death row inmates, and getting back to "normal".

Any thoughts on this?

Dee

Wednesday, July 04, 2007 
Friday, June 29, 2007 

Current mood:  peaceful
Remembering Patrick B. Knight
 
Dead Man Laughing
 
By Doreen (Dee) Hawk
 
I first met Patrick, Bryan as some called him back in January of 2007. The Polunsky unit, "Death Camp" in Huntsville Texas had gone on a hunger strike to protest the deplorable conditions. Well, out of the hundreds of inmates on death row, only a handful had participated, and sure enough Patrick was one of them. Actually he endured right to the very end, and was the last remaining striker.
 
I got a list of participants from one of the other strikers asking me to drop them a line and "show support of the cause," and so I did. This would be the beginning of a friendship, that I would never forget. Patrick became a member of The Abolishment Movement, my online educational death penalty forum. We corresponded occasionally, his letters always a pleasure to read, funny and light, and always concerned about the others.
 
Not to long after that I heard that Patrick got an execution date. Here we go again, I thought, because if anyone knows about the Texas "death camp," not too many people get out of there alive, guilty or innocent. I got a letter in the mail from Patrick, and in his own words "I'll be enjoying my last days on this earth. I'm not asking for any pen pals but I am asking you to spread the word that I am holding a contest. I want people to send me their best jokes, to keep me and the others with dates, laughing!" The best joke, which will be determined by the inmates on death watch and will be recited in Patrick's "Last Statement." Hopefully The Houston Chronicle and other media will print it. Instead of "Dead Man Walking" I'll will be "Dead Man Laughing."
 
Well, to be honest, at first I was a little turned off by the thought of making a joke out of the death penalty, but soon realized how he was feeling about all this, and decided to go along with it. I put up the Myspace page for him and named it "Dead Man Laughing." myspace.com/prisonuprise The only picture I had of Patrick was the TDCJ mug shot, which I hated, so I used a prison art piece. I soon got ahold of another picture from Debbie, another one of his pen-pals, supporters. And that would be the face the whole world would soon come to know.
 
I waited until June 1st, and published a sort of, press release on Associated Content. http://readthisurl.com/patrick. The media soon picked up on this. One day the phone rang and it was Maro Robbins, a staff reporter from Texas. Somehow he tracked me down. He wanted to know if the Dead Man Laughing page was a joke or if this was for real. "It's for real all right" I told him. He asked a few questions, and the conversation was over. The next day he printed the story, and called it "Gallows Humor." From there, it spread throughout the world. Dead Man Laughing was on TV, the radio, in newspapers everywhere. People were flocking to the Myspace and adding on as friends. Jokes were being posted, and many people were leaving messages.
 
Patrick was receiving jokes at the prison, and he was being interviewed. Neither him or I ever thought this would go this far, and be so popular. All he wanted was a few jokes to break the tension at the prison. A few jokes to read to the others and make them laugh. Now some people thought he was disrespecting the victims in his case, Mr. and Mrs. Werner. But in all honesty he repeatedly said he was not. He didn't know this was going to be on all types of media throughout the world. He thought he would receive a few jokes from the people in the "prison groups." If the media didn't make such a big deal out of this, there would have been no questions about disrespect. After all, if they had even for a second thought it was disrespectful. then why did they air it? Yeah, money! And till this day, I still don't think Patrick realized how BIG it was. Locked down like an animal in a cage, he had no access to the media to see for himself.
 
One day I "googled" Patrick B. Knight to see what would come up, and pages, upon pages of articles came up. The saddest thing I read was when he was a little boy, about 4 or 5, he was found on the bottom of a swimming pool with his tricycle on top of him. Geesh, he must have rode the bike into the pool. He had seizures for a year after that. He was from a dysfunctional family all right, or so they said he was. And when he got arrested for the crime he was executed for, his Mom and grandmom reportedly didn't want anything to do with him, and left Texas. He spoke of a daughter often, but I had never met her. I think the only other family he had for 16 long years were the friends around him, and those who wrote and visited him. The ones he loved and cared about.
 
When the day came for him to be executed, and he was on the gurney, the media wanted that "winning joke." Oh yes, he was accused of being disrespectful to the victims, but the media still wanted the "winning joke." He didn't deliver. And good for him! He chose his last minuets on this earth to say good-bye to the ones he loved, and to speak about his fellow comrades, the ones who need help on death row. The joke contest was all in fun, but the fun was over, and soon he would be too. The media can tell us about his voice breaking up, and sure it was, that was the sound of love. Not fear! They can tell us he was almost in tears, and that was his heart overbursting with compassion. How disappointed they were when there was no joke. As if he was the only death row inmate who was emotional on the gurney, they twisted it around to look like it was something it's not. How disrespectful!
 
I'll end this with a little poem by Patrick B. Knight, This is his humor, let this suffice as his last joke
 
Fuzzy Bunny or "Elmer's Childhood"
 
Little tiny bunny
So cuddly and sweet
You evil little varmit
Where's my Easter treat
 
Hiding all your candy
Stashing it to and fro
So I get all my clothes dirty
And nearly break my toe
 
Oh you devious little monster
I've begun to dread Easter Day
I'm going to catch you little bunny
And then your gonna pay
 
You long eared pesky rodent
This year I won't let you pass
All that chocolate made me break out
And I'm allergic to plastic grass
 
Who would really stop to think
You'd hide things way up in that tree
I fell from 20 feet above
Nearly breaking every bone inside of me
 
Man, am I ever gonna get you
I'd bet you hide stuff on the sun
Your days are numbered little bunny
I hate you and I'm not the only one
 
You got away again this year
You slipped by me, Dog Nabbit
But I'll eat you next year
You waskily freakin wabbit
(all rights reserved on this poem)
 
R.I.P. my friend!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Thursday, June 28, 2007 
After the recent execution of Patrick B. Knight, and the hundreds before him, I decided to write this petition to Sedate Condmned Inmates Before Executions. I think most of you know my stand on executions, and I have been fighting for years to get them abolished.

But in the meantime, because some day we will acheive this, lets all join to get the prisons to sedate the inmates (if they so choose to be) before the executions. I think NO human being, should face the mental torment of knowing exactly when they will die, and facing it unsedated. I mean, I would need to be sedated to board an airplane I tried to use the other petition site, where you don't have to register, but they never send back the email you need, so I am going with this site, which I have used before.It only takes a minuet to sign up, and you'll probably need to anyhow for something else. So PLEASE sign this petition. I will be sending it to the remaining states who wish to continue to torture these guys, not on,y physically, but mentally as well thanks in advance, and repost appreiciated

Dee

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/administering-sedatives-before-execution
Wednesday, June 27, 2007 
Monday, June 18, 2007 
Saturday, June 16, 2007 

KDOL in Texas, a radio show "All Life Is Precious"  is doing a "shout out" show for Patrick on June 25, 7:00 Texas time.

You can call in and say something "Live" to Patrick, or you can email them at alp@alllifeisprecious.org

go live on the air by dialing 936-327-5160

Or leave one here, and I'll be sure he gets it.

This is not a place to leave jokes OK, they will be deleted.

Patrick will be listening, so kind words only

Thanks

Dee

Friday, June 15, 2007 
Thursday, June 14, 2007 
Brad Woodard's report from Texas death row

Inmates facing the death penalty in Texas are killed by lethal injection rather than hanging.

But on a death row cellblock at the Polunsky Unit in Livingston, gallows humor has taken on a whole new meaning.

"Why am I like Britney Spears kids? If the state doesn't step in, I'm not going to see 2008," inmate Patrick Knight said.

Knight, 39, wants to tell a joke for his final statement before he's put to death.  He's enlisting the help of the public to find the perfect punch line.

It's unlikely he'll see next month, let alone next year.

11 News

Patrick Knight

He is set for execution on June 26 for the 1991 murders of an Amarillo couple found shot in the back of their heads in a field.

"Death is my punishment, OK? So I've accepted that, and that's what's going to happen," Knight said.

But it won't happen before he has one last laugh.

He's holding a humor contest called Dead Man Laughing to get jokes from submitters across the country via a MySpace page.

Fellow death row inmates will help him pick the funniest one, which he will recite as his final statement from the death chamber.

"We're in a situation back there where you have guys that are actually innocent. I'm not one of them," Knight said.   

"I'm not trying to claim that, I'm not trying to get any money. I'm not trying to get any pen pals or anything like that. It's just, jokes are needed back there. We need some kind of hilariousness. We need something to ease the tension."

In his 16 years on death row, Knight says 350 inmates have gone before him.

Although he insists his Dead Man Laughing campaign should not be interpreted as a lack of remorse, some people aren't buying it.

They say his actions are as indefensible as his crime.

"It's not a funny occasion," victim's rights advocate Andy Kahan said. "I don't think he'd find if funny if the state decided to pump in 'Another One Bites the Dust' or 'Hit the Road, Jack.' I don't think he'd find that funny either."

Still, Knight insists he finds no humor in the deaths he caused or in the prospect of his own.

"If you've gotta go, go with a smile," he said.