SORRY TO SAY THE LA SHERRIFF DEBT SIEZED ALL MY BANKS ASSESTS ON OCT 20TH...UNFORTUNATLEY ALL THE START UP TOUR MONEY WAS BEING HELD IN THE BANK SAFELY....NOW AFTER SCAMBLING FOR DAYS THE BOOKING AGENT THE RECORD COMPANY AND THE BAND COULD NOT FIND A WAY TO COME UP WITH THE NOW MISSING CASH....THIS SUCKS FOR ME MORE THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE....I LOVE TOURING WITH GREEN JELLO NOW I HAVE TO DISAPPOINT ALOT OF MY FRIENDS....I AM SOOO SORRY BUT BELIEVE I TRIED EVERYTHING TO MAKE THIS WORK....I HATE BANKS...

GO BUY IT...IF YOU CANT FIND IT AT THE STORE BUY IT ON LINE....GOOGLE SEARCH....GREEN JELLO MUSICK TO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BY....

WE MOVED UP THE RELEASE DATE 2 WEEKS CAUSE THE 13TH IS ALWAYS BETTER

VERY RARE GREEN JELLO VIDEO FOR SALE ON E BAY....SO RARE THT I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE....MADE IN 1991.... 1 YEAR B4 THE MAKING OF CEREAL KILLER...THE VERY FIRST GREEN JELLO VIDEO I MADE.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/Green-Jell-O-Sucks-Live-2-VHS-RARE-Concert-Footage-1991_W0QQitemZ330357205556QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVHS?hash=item4cead2ea34&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14#ht_500wt_1182

Quick! Break open your piggy banks or steal cash from your invalid Grandmother! After 15 years, it's finally here! The new Green Jello album! And what's a Green Jello album without a totally bad-ass comic book (not to mention complete lack of talent)? We here at Jellowood are pleased to announce that the comic book is finally done! We offically finished the last panel about an hour ago, and we just couldn't wait to share it with you, the brainless morons...i mean dedicted fans. We're doing it just for you, well, that and the fact that I'm blind stinking drunk right now. See, Moronic Dicktator and I have not been to sleep yet. We've been up all night and morning on the porch of the Green Jello Hollywood party house, tirelessly toiling away on stupid cartoons with the hopes it will make us a quick buck. So, with out further adu, here is the first panel of the new comic book. Picking up right where 333 left off. Enjoy it you jerks. I have to go now. Moronic Dicktator is throwing me out of the house becuse he wants to go to bed and he's yelling at me now. Later, dorks!

Your pal,
Thom Foolery

 

 

HERE HE IS THE NEW GREEN JELLO ARTIST MR THOM FOOLERY....THIS IS A PIX OF THOM AND I THE VERY FIRST TIME WE MET... LIVE ON STAGE THE COWGOD CHOSE TO HEAL HIM AT OUR ATLANTA SHOW IN 2008...YOU SEE TOM FOOLERY IS A BEER DRINKING PERVERT ORIGINALLY FROM WESTERN NEW YORK WHO NEEDED  TO BE FORGIVEN FOR HIS HUMAN SINS..

HE LATER STALKED ME OUTSIDE AT THE TOUR BUS... HE CORNERED ME AND TOLD ME  HE BOUGHT THE CEREAL KILLER AND 333 CD AS A 14 YEAR OLD KID....THAT HE USED TO SPEND HOURS STARING AT THE CARTOON CHARACTORS FROM THE GREEN JELLO CDS....THAT HE HAS BEEN WAITING 13 YEARS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE GREEN JELLO CARTOON...THAT HE HAD POO POO ON HIS SHOE...THAT GREEN JELLO WAS HIS INSPIRATION TO DRAW....THEN HE GAVE ME A AWESOME PAINTING HE DID OF THE THREE PIGS RIDING ON THE EUCK SHIP... PROUDLY HE TOLD ME HE WAS NOW WORKING FOR THE CARTOON NETWORK ON THE SQUID BILLY SHOW AND THEN HE WAS GONE

.....A FEW MONTHS LATER THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR OF THE GREEN JELLO HOLLYWOOD PARTY HOUSE....THEN I HEARD.. "LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG LET ME IN"...I OPENED THE DOOR AND SAID "HELLO THOM FOOLERY"...HE SMILED AND SAID HAPPILY "HELLO JELLO".....WE HAVE BEEN PALS EVER SINCE...TRUE STORY 

 

SO WE ARE NOW HONORED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ENTIRE FATE OF THE NEW GREEN JELLO CARTOON  IS NOW SOLELY IN THE HANDS OF.... "THE ARTIST PRESENTLY  KNOWN AS THOM FOOLERY"...WELCOME TO THE GREEN JELLO BRAND MR FOOLERY ...YOU ARE NOW GREEN JELLO MEMBER#247...MAY YOU STAND TALL ON THE SHOULDERS OF 246 MEMBERS STRONG..

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WELCOME TOM FOOLERY #247 WITH A COMMENT ABOUT HIS SNEAK PEAK OF THE NEW GREEN JELLO CD DUE OUT ON SEPTEMBER 26TH 2009...

MORONIC DICKTATOR #1

CHECK OUT THE HUGE GREEN JELLO PART IN THE NEW TOOL DOCUMENTRY...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlTOmVXDTsU

IT IS AT THE 5 MINUTE MARK