I am a car wreck who got INTO a car wreck.LOL Well I guess sometimes.my good karma pays off.I taking the day off work because I just got into a car wreck.A guy wasn't looking at the cross roads and hit the side of my car,totaling it and slamming me in the ditch.But oddly enough all I have is a bruise in my leg and a light red mark where the air bags touched the side of where my eyebrow is.He hit me so hard I even had glass in my BRA but I'm ok. I didn't even break my glasses,hell I didn't even smear my makeup. I wrecked in front of my friend Gary's *who passed away* place,so I guess Gary was watching over me.

So my teenage cousin Tresslyn enters this beauty pageant.It was a event for cancer and since she along with my cousin Torrey and my cousin in law Kevin took care of my aunt before she passed she wanted to enter the pageant in my aunt's honor.It was one of the usual type beauty pageants like my friend Danny says it's a JonBenét kind of pageant.We went to support Tresslyn because she's a lovely young girl and is apparently totally oblivious to the fact we are weirdos and wanted us to come and show support. We *Me,Mom and our helper at the store Sally,Sally who is just as much of a hellraiser as us* get there at like 1pm.Which was like 30 min before the event started because Mom went to the hospital with Sally because Sally had to do blood work at the hospital.She has polycystic liver and kidney disease,and diabetes and had to fast and all that fun stuff.And she needed mom to go with her incase she fainted ect.Anyhoo we get there just before it starts because of that. So we go into the room where they are having the pageant and it's fairly small and there are SEVERAL empty chairs all over.And a butt load of people standing against the wall behind the chairs ect.Well we tried to find a seat and realized that what it was is that people were saving all the seats.Like 70% of the freaking seats were empty. We asked one man who was the only man sitting in the WHOLE row if they were all taken.He said Yes they were.She we went to the row in front of that where there were a few seats scattered here and there where there wasn't half of somebody's outfit scattered in it "holding it" well all those were taken too. At this point others are starting to arrive and are doing the same thing,and one of the event coordinators sees this and announces that people "holding" seats by scattering clothing in it or "holding" them and nobody is sitting in it that they couldn't do that because nobody had a place to sit. So we are near the WHOLE EMPTY row where the old man who is at least 65 or over is at holding the "whole fucking row".And we go to sit down.He starts to freak the fuck out saying NO I'M HOLDING THESE!My mother tells him they just announced you can't hold chairs,so he freaks the fuck out even more and stands up like he's going to do something.He starts hollering that it's not his fault if people lollygag and don't get there in time to get seats.Mom tells him "God you are UGLY,and you are a JERK!" he starts STILL flipping the fuck out and one will NOT yell at my MOTHER.And mind you this is a FUCKING CANCER EVENT and there are LITTLE GIRLS in the pageant so NOBODY needs to be acting the ass like that at a cancer event much less one with around.I mean God talk about not knowing how to act in public!So I tell yell at him "IT'S ENOUGH!He actually tells me "Look YOUNG LADY you will NOT tell me what is enough!" I tell him "Well then why don't you come over here and DO SOMETHING about it!" I mean goddamn if it's that big of a deal over seating then fucking fist fight over it and get it over with.Don't sit there and bitch at me like a fucking bitch.Sally told him "what you OWN THESE CHAIRS,LET ME LOOK IS YOU NAME ON THEM!!!" Sally was ready to kick his ass too.One of the pageant mom's sees his shitty behavior and clears some chairs for us in the front row,and there was still one short of me sitting down so I kneeled near mom and Sally.And the Pageant Mom lady was nice enough to even find me a chair.In the mist of this the goddamn old man is still going on about how outrages he is that the lady offered us seating ect.So the fucking sound man,video man have to do 100 jobs because he has no talent with none comes and tells US to like be quiet with the convo or some shit.Like it was US,and we were sitting down trying to be quiet and it was the fucking OLD MAN who is steady bitching like a bitch. So the thing goes to start and my mom sees some people she knows so everybody thinks it's funny we were threatening to kick a old man's ass,loudly in public.LOL. Then my other cousin in law Brooke who had her Baby in the Baby pageant before the one with the older kids comes up.And she was like I talked to Mrs. Ronda and she said Ohhh there was some ass kicking about to go on in the event room.I guess she mentioned something about it being somebody with blue hair VS a old man and Brooke realize who it was and had to come laugh about it.I had to hurry and Text my cousin in law Kevin who wasn't at the pageant that we were just there and had done almost got into a fist fight at the freaking little girls pageant.LOL.See I TOLD Kevin he has to start coming places with us more often.Maybe that is WHY he usually stays home.LOL. I think all that happened is the old man evened up embarrassing the shit out of himself.And I heard him pop to his wife that "if he could leave NOW he would" he had to stay there and watch his grandkid or what the fuck ever.I think he wanted to run off before we tried to kick his ass.After the event was oven my mom was looking for him in the parking lot to chew his ass some more.But he must have high tailed it out of there.One woman even came up to us after the pageant and asked if he at least had a nice time despite that old man's bad behavior.We said it was no prob and she said she just wanted to check because she used to have purple hair here in town and knows how it can make people start drama.And that she used to get scared because she would get followed in stores by strangers *which does happen here and is freaky*.And we said it was no prob and I told her I was embarrassed for him for acting so badly in a public place with kids around. Tresslyn was upset because she didn't win queen and we told her it was ok because the pageant was just a mess.And that we almost got in a fist fight with a old man.LOL

Anybody know where you can get a like 24 hour blank tape for a VCR hooked to a security cam? At our thrift store all the merch is donated because the store helps the community and also because I give a percent to a friend of mine's church her and her husband pastors because again they also help our poverty stricken community. Being as we get donations sometimes people steal them from the back door when people drop off after hours.So we set up a security cam.But the thing is we only can get a 8 hour tape and we need something at LEAST 18 hours since it would keep us from having to go to the store and change the tape twice everyday.

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I refuse to let people's shitty rude and idiotic behavior turn me into a heartless,unkind bastard. This past month alone I have gotten into it with several different people who have nothing to do with one another because tried to be polite or nice.Or have had people be rude to me for no reason what so ever! People like that are the ones that turn people into horrible cut throat,conniving,innocent people abusing bastards and I REFUSE to let people do that to ME! I'm southern so I was raised to where you are kind to people unless they give you a reason to be,and in turn people if they have a OUNCE of behavior skills or what we call "proper raising" will do the same in return.But some have neither and they should be ashamed to behave like that in public and worse on public forums where God and country can see their shitty rude behavior. I have some amazing,awesome friends or even just people I have never met in person in my life that I know through the internet,who have gone out of their way to help me or be kind to me or are just generally be awesome.And I will NOT have the shitty bad apples in the bunch ruin me from being nice to people and getting to meet or extend kindness to people like that.I will not let them ruin my desire to be kind to people like that. But Lord knows I can see why some people become horrible human beings and are just outright assholes to their fellow man be in strangers or close friends.People like that really turn you off and make me want to be one of those elitist assholes on the internet that speaks to no one even if they speak to me first or are showing appreciation for what I do. I'm also so annoyed with the idea that just because you are a Satanist you are supposed to treat everybody like shit,or lie,cheat and steal even from friends to get your way.Being a Satanist you are supposed to take pride in yourself and your behavior and if you behave in that shitty of a manner you have NOTHING to be proud of.If you are incapable of helping a friend or even wipe your own ass without conniving somebody into doing it for you,then you have NOTHING to be proud of.At that point you haven't even earned the right to breath air. I don't appreciate uncalled for rude or shitty behavior and I will not tolerate it.If you do it I will call you out and publicly shame because you damn well deserve it.I beseech you all to the the same when somebody is behaving in a uncalled for rotten manner.Maybe if the "mark" them they will feel the sting of shame and learn to behave as decent human beings! "Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them" (Roman 16:17).

My pic is in the current issue *feb's issue* of Bizarre mag in the ultra vixen's section.So check it out.And if you are so inclined you can vote for me in the ultra vixens contest To vote for your favorite girl from issue 158 email her name UglyShyla to Vixenvotes@dennis.co.uk or text it to 82189* http://www.bizarremag.com/alt-girls/ultra-vixens/8488/vixen_vote.html HURRAH for free publicity for me/my work right after everybody got Xmas money!

Uh Oh kids I smell burning coal and cat hair,that can only mean one thing Krampus cat is coming to town! Merry Christmas from me and my cat Krampus Lamb!For more info on the Krampus tradition visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus and to see more of Lamb visit http://www.myspace.com/superfoodlamb Ugly Shyla Ugly Shyla Ugly Art Dolls Myspace My Execution Style Clothing Design Etsy Shop Uglyshyla.com Ugly Art Dolls Follow me on Twitter Add me on facebook

Help me help my new rescued animals for Xmas. Help me help my new rescued animals for Xmas. I took in a rescued cat at the thrift store. We are going to try and keep him in there to keep the Mice out.He was somebody's house cat and they were going to dump him out in the country so of course my dumb ass took him in. AND we just adopted another pug "Toby" because his owner couldn't care for him.He's the same age as Opossum so we thought we'd give him a home. He was also attacked by a dog,poor baby so he's kind of shy and timid. Toby has had his shots but he needs to be neutered,and the Thrift Store kitty "Smokey" needs meds for a cold,all his shots and to be neutered too. So if any of you are considering giving me a late B-day gift or a X-mas gift,you can consider donating to my get the new pets fixed fund. If the donation don't work you can send the donations to my paypal e-mail addy ugly6@bellsouth.net Or at least buy some of my work so I can get Toby and Smokey all hooked up. We weren't really planning for 2 new pets right now but we couldn't turn them away. Oh I know those of creepy,pesty guys who blow smoke up my ass about how pretty and wonderful they think I am will give me so much money I can afford to have even all my outside pets fixed.Yea right,if I got paid with bullshit flattery people use to try and get me to be their amusement I'd be rich.When I post something like this all the creepy who likely try and wank off to my photos are quiet.But they crawl out of the wood work if they see a sliver of cleavage.

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A LA Gallery vanished with all my friend John Santerineross' work.Here is the info from my friend John,if anybody has any leads please let John know at john@santerineross.com he's like a bother to me so I feel horrible about what he's going through. From John Santerineross: TODD/BROWNING GALLERY LA, MIA Ok so here are the details as of Sunday Nov. 29 2009. I was contacted back about 6 months ago about doing a solo show of my images in a LA downtown gallery named Todd/ Browning Gallery run/owned by William (Wil) Eisesman. We made arrangements for the show to run from Nov. 11th to Dec 5th 2009. Contracts were signed, etc I also sent him a case of books to sell at the opening gala. The opening went off very well , all the work was hung nicely and the general reaction to the show was very positive. Between these times Wil and I talk often on the phone and through emails. On Friday Nov . 27th a friend of mine wanted to bring her son to see the show. When she arrived the Gallery was gone. No sign, no furniture, no work , no books, all of my 18 pieces were gone. It looked like is was an empty store front. She immediately called me. I called Wil, & emailed him several times, Nothing. No return calls , no return emails, nothing. And mind you that through all of this he never once mentioned to me that he was closing the show early, or moving out or that anything was wrong in any way. Through all of our correspondences both on the phone and email there was no sign of anything being wrong. In fact, and here is the kicker , My wife Heather Eve called him on Wednesday Nov. 25th to check-in because we had not received promised photos of the opening and he said nothing and in fact said “I am hoping for a good black Friday for sales “ So here I sit waiting to file a police report with the LAPD on Monday morning. Still have heard nothing, Gallery is empty , Mr. Eiseman is MIA, my work is MIA. Almost $15, 000 dollars worth of art gone. I have no clue as what to do, except to warn other artist and spread this story in hopes that it may save someone else a lot of money and aggravation. Beware this person. William Eiseman dba Todd/Browning Gallery of 211 West 5th Street, Los Angeles CA 90013 --------------------