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Jamie Burkart


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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 26
Sign: Leo

City: Kansas City, MO + Santa Cruz
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/28/2005

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007 

While rafting down the Missouri and Mississippi we hit a federal river obstacle.  Here is the personal narrative I wrote the night of the encounter and the press release we wrote as we pulled ourselves back together.  We will figure this out, because we aren't doing anything wrong, and people who live as we do believe in the possibilities.

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"Now you have her undressed," I said to the US Coast Guard Officer as he paused to take a final photo of our raft.

It was bound to the shore, its pink flag wrapped tight around the mast. Homemade pontoons thudded blue against the wake of a passing barge.

Thud.

Thud.

"Now you have her undressed," he echoed.

And it was true. We felt stripped, my two companions and I, as our persons, purses, and canned foods were packed into a strange boat with the five officials dispatched to terminate our voyage to wherever it is that these rivers first taste of salt.

We felt undone, evicted from the vessel that had been our home for the last seven weeks. They had been seven weeks of intimacy, arguments, sunburn, song, oatmeal and introspection. Time on the raft was metered by the sun, the rain, the rhythm of barges, the mosquito hour, the space between towns, the cans of spinach in our store, the speed of our legs at the paddle wheel, and the people we met along the way. Then yesterday as we were reading in the afternoon sun, men with weapons reduced our lives to two options: take what you can carry and get dropped off at a remote hunting camp, or take what you can carry and get dropped off outside the jail in a town 20 miles away.

None of us had ever been this far south. Without our familiar recourses, without friends, family nor raft, we felt undressed.

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Press Release: Homemade Rafters Meet Federal River Obstacle

Sept 17, 2007 - Vicksburg, Mississippi

Contact: Jamie Burkart at 816-728-8685 or Laura Mattingly and Libby Hendon at 760-877-4549.

The voyage of a homemade bicycle-powered paddle-wheel raft with three passengers was terminated Saturday by the U.S. Coast Guard near Vicksburg, MS. The rafters put into the river in Kansas City, MO eight weeks earlier and floated 1055 miles down the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers before the Coast Guard impeded their travel on the grounds of the raft's "unsafe condition: lack of propulsion and steering."

The raft is a product of and venue for a durational art project, a relational form. Immersed in a concrete cinematograph, the participants experience the people, places and ideas that the rivers offer to those who release themselves. "Release Yourself onto the Water until it Tastes of Salt," by Jamie Burkart images the connections between civic erosion, Delta poverty, prejudice, strangers, wildlife, interstate commerce, identity, introspection, industry, agriculture, the Dreams and the Possibilities. The raft, composed entirely from the discarded remnants of turn of the century homes, civic refuse, and main brand soda-pop manufacture, activates the potentials latent in any city on the water. The project is open to the public, and distributes invitations at every stop.

During their time on the river, the rafters had 15 encounters with law enforcement including police, fire, sheriff, state conservation, the Army Corps of Engineers, and the US Coast Guard. Some represented the Department of Homeland Security. All previous encounters resulted in a "go ahead."

Saturday Boarding Officer Levi Denham of the US Coast Guard (USCG) found the raft in violation of regulations regarding registration, not equipment nor operation. This was not grounds to terminate a voyage.

He then deferred by telephone to Rear Admiral Joel R. Whitehead, who as congressionally appointed Commander of the Eighth Coast Guard District had the authority to terminate the voyage outside the conventional scope of boating regulations.

According to Denham, the Admiral's choice was made based on

A. the "unsafe situation" in regards to "lack of steering and propulsion"

B. the reports by tug-boat captains that they viewed the raft as having trouble navigating

C. a blog entry by one of the prior participants mentioning an alleged collision.

The rafters' requests to demonstrate the maneuverability of their vessel to the Boarding Officers were denied.

The rafters are now in Vicksburg developing a course of action to gain the permission of the USCG to continue their voyage. They are requesting legal advice and shelter from the community.

They are available to answer questions at any time this week.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007 

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Libby works at a movie theater that has a deal with a lot of other theaters around town where she can see movies for free with a friend. So we spend a lot of time watching movies.

Now there are a lot of movies that are fine for a tuesday evening, some that are great! and some that I don't want to see at all. So we're always making choices about what to see or if we want to see anything. I'll watch a trailer, read a review or talk to some friends. But as soon as I know I'm going to see a movie, I don't want to know anything more about it. I don't want the cliff's notes. I want to read the book. I've made my choice.

It's hard talking about this trip in too much detail. The trip is a risk. I want to say what i can to absorb the doubt, swallow the recklessness, because this trip is for those who don't see themselves as risk takers. If our adventure appears to be made for other people, if you feel like pushing out, drifting away, isn't something someone like you can do, then I work to help you see the possibility. There is space for anyone who hasn't been where the water goes.

I look forward to the first week in July, when we will see it forming. There will be big slabs of white, flowing pink, all of us together, making choices and mistakes. You come over at 3am and everyone's there. Almost done. Glad to see you. Exactly what we needed! Great idea! Does it contain wheat?

July 7th. It's so early in the morning! Everyone's costumes are perfect. My mom's crying and I give her a hug. So long hug. We thank the old man who's advice we couldn't have done without and those kids whose names I can't remember. Smells like coffee's roasting. The traffic's not as loud as you expected.
Sunday, June 10, 2007 

Category: Romance and Relationships
Laura and Joe sent me a message asking for more information about July's river expedition, and I realized that the word may not have gotten to everyone I want to invite (you.) I've included some background on the trip that i wrote for the Pistols, but will give you a brief summary as well. (too late!)

The first week of July we will make rafts in Kansas City from free materials (including the styrofoam factory's dumpster). Friends will arrive from afar and we will teach each other camping, rafting and computer programming skills. July 7th we float out from downtown KC down the Missouri River to the Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico and New Orleans. Everyone is welcome to join up to the minute we cast off, (even a little later if you can swim.)

If you have any questions give me a ring, or figure it out as you go!

Stay so strong.
Jamie

831-425-3740 (sc)
816-931-4507 (kc)
jamie@kc.rr.com (8)
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About the trip...
When i was in town over the winter i got really into researching the city's history and transit. That got me dreaming about kansas city without highways. Which! Made me think about the river not as something to pass over on a bridge, but rather a connection to the rest of the world!

I had always only thought of the river as dividing line. A person can either be 'north of the river' or 'south of the river.' The river in kc is a wild borderland where the serial murderer dumped his body and I scarred my shin with Ian Correa in 2003. I think Joe showed me a photo of when City Hall used to be right on the water, when we were so proud of our river. You may have had a different experience, but for me the only action i knew actually happening on the water is 100 years old and on display at the river market (it sunk).

The casinos are trapped in moats and I am free! I walk from my house to the water! I push out and let the current take me! Which way does this wise old river pull? I give myself to it! It found a path from the city's doorstep to the Gulf of Mexico. Every moment downhill! What grows on the water? I have! Our city has! And, what do I have in common with everyone, everything connected to the shores? July 7th and after.

We may have never seen the water before, but we are young, smart and strong.

Jamie

whew! that got my heart pumping! I hope that wasn't out of hand.

If you guys or anyone you know wants to have a river experience together and with me, together, that would be so good. I look forward to leaving preexisting social configurations behind, so strangers will make good friends. (It's more than ok if someone i don't know wants to come, and also exciting to know old friends as new.)

<3
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 
Avoid hot and cold surprises in the shower
by tuning all the toilettes in your building.

To tune a toilet:

[Person A]
Adjust the shower to your ideal temperature. Leave it on.

[Person B]
Flush the toilet.

Fix the tanks plunger
such that the toilet
attempts to refill continuously.

Adjust the toilets hot and cold
water input valves.
(it may be necessary to
install hot or cold water lines.)

[Person A]
Verbally guide Person Bs adjustment
until the shower returns to ideal
temperature.

Now flushing the toilet will not
affect shower temperature.

Repeat with all toilettes.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006 
I'll build you a tower of freedom!
I'll build you one right now...

/jburkart/GWbasic/GWbasic

open TowerofFreedom.bas
make TowerofFreedom.exe

/jburkart/GWbasic/TowerofFreedom.exe

*** Tower of Freedom ***
_|_
|||| Tower
|||| of
|||| Freedom!
||||
|||| v2.3 1/30/06
|********************
|
|you take the latter into
|the thoughtless abyss!
|_______|And
|_______|=Values
|_______|= Fade =
|_______|===Away==
|===============
|===============
|====Shuh!========
|==================
|=====Shuh!=Help!====
|===================
|==I,=Kant,=See=A'=Thing!===
|======================
|========> **
|=======> SSSSSHUH!!! *
|=========> *
|
| Matches strike anywhere
| and anywhere!!!!!!~
|
| * * *
|
| sulfur smoke wafts free
| the concrete cube
| our persona here's
| , but maybe thin'ks,
|
|---- I!
|
|-------Shuh Dhalve!
|
|----done that.
|
|
goto 10
BREAK

Hiram's video he's seen at least 3 times now.
I think we both hate it, hate watching it.
We (i) made a documentary about all the burnt
matches he's loosing.

If i hadn't felt for flint i'd half said
in the QNA after it's Shop Show Premiere...


What Shuh Dhalve Said: (pt. 1)

|1) The years my parents spent getting divorced,
| passed my perm't friends without givin' reason not to
| visit days at dad's house. (hole secrete lifestyle (lonely))
|
| Now HRam's video was a greeting card
|to: his peering peers' seeing where
|from: he returns so upset every tuesday night
| sew we'd better! RSVP! or at least he doesn't
| knead hiding any longer. (it's long enough already)
|
| This is how i tried to love with pain.
| (but wasn't very clear)
|
|2) I, Shuh Dhalve, ask'd Todd what he meant
| when he asked about reenactments.
| I'm sure his spark w've been insightful
| wear it kindled.


Well, Shuh, you've always had quite a clear perspective.

Yet, the tower banners hate for you.

You are Distraction@FutureActionKill.tv!!!


|3) But sometimes thinking about the past is production.
| Beauty breathes thought and action.
| Thought before experience = 0/0 (impossible).
| And what good is experience without recollection/recollation?
| Actors and psychologists know that
| all our work and study goto
| the formation of a persona (inhabitable)
| who lives are ideals and theory
| with natural effortlessness.


Shuh is infallible.


*"I'll build you a tower of freedom. I'll build you one right now," wrote Matt.