Brad Sharp's MySpace Blog | Zaxxon Q Blaque

MySpace

MySpace.com | rss | sign in

Zaxxon Q Blaque

Brad Sharp

Last Updated: 12/2/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Capricorn

City: Addison
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/21/2005

My Subscriptions

Chris

The Biggest Garbage Fan. Ever.

oxy f♥cking moron

Twyla Bug

emily wells

jl-r

rompre

Mattias Lindblom

deb

Deven Green

Blog Archive

[Older Newer]

/ /

November 10, 2009 - Tuesday

Pussy
Current mood:Pussy
Category: Friends

So, there we were at Earthbound Trading Company, Steph, April, and I. I was looking to replenish my supply of scented oils for my oil burner and I have tried their oils many times before and really enjoy them. One particular scent that I love is called "Pussy". No, it does not smell like the name, not that I would know, but I imagine that the actual thing does not smell fruity and flowery. Anyhoo, I introduced my favorite oil to Steph... hilarity ensued:

Brad: "Pussy is rather nice."

soft giggles

Steph: "I'll have to agree with you on that one!"

louder giggles as Brad hands the open bottle to Steph to smell

Steph misjudges the whereabouts of her nose and manages to get some oil on it

Brad: "Well, don't eat it!"

small pause for that statement to settle in, and then giggles

Steph: "I got some on my nose!"

giggles continue then escalate to laughter

we then had to leave the store before things got worse

-on the car ride home-

Brad: "Yeah, I really like that scent. I used to get it regularly........ yes, Brad got pussy regularly."

Steph: "I guess that's the only time someone can walk in your room and say 'Hey! It smells like pussy in here!' "

-end scene-

So, yeah... it was a night filled with pussy puns. Ah, good times.

Oh... do I even need to mention that Steph and I are gay as all hell?

That is all. ^_^

(Add Comment) |

1 Kudos

November 2, 2009 - Monday

Nature is a Beast
Category: Writing and Poetry

Analyzing any existing threats, I find that there are none but myself, which in turn is the greatest one of all. For once I'd like to find myself anew and reawakening past joys in hyper-colored motifs. See the simplicity for exactly what it is and never giving a second thought to the possible tainting from vulgarities of the modern world. Embrace the everlasting child with giggles and hope in abundance. But that is not my way. I veer for the confused and grim, the dark and hostile, the bleak and wounded. For a creature that craves the light and gives such happiness with total and utter glee, why does it have such a bitter taste for the complications of misery. It is a sad and pathetic being, for sure, but I can't help it... it's just my nature to be that beast of burden. For now I'll cover it and sing stupid "Tra-la-la, it's all over now!" but hide the black remainders for later. "Gimmie Sympathy" is what she said to me breathlessly, yet I yearn the exact same. And they thought it was easy!

Currently listening:
Fantasies
By Metric
Release date: 2009-04-14

(Add Comment) |

1 Kudos

October 20, 2009 - Tuesday

Realize
Category: Writing and Poetry

Realize 10-20-2009

Sick is the man that makes a game of his life
Astonished is the man who realizes this
Enlightened is the man that learns from that experience
Nostalgic is the man with the earnest-most wish

Confused is the man who yearns for control
Mistaken is the man that seeks others to do it
Self-loathing is the man who realizes this fact
Lost is the man with the faith misplaced and unfit

Lustful is the man who is early in years
Carefree is the man with his pick of the lovers
Gluttonous is the man with the proverbial cake
Untroubled is the man who realizes the blunders

Agape is the mouth of the man with the wish
Downtrodden is the spirit of the man without control
Confidant is the being of the man with the cake
Time and understanding are essential to be whole

I'll just wait...

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

October 19, 2009 - Monday

October 10-19-2009

October 10-19-2009

Oh, welcome, October
It's vicious outside
The lashings, the thrashings
and that's just the inside

Welcome to October
A month of changes
The wishes, the kisses
Yet hardly even quenches

October, I welcome you
With open arms inviting
The chance and circumstance
Seem less than exciting

October is welcomed
And all that it brings
The hairy and scary
Remainders of yearnings

(Add Comment) |

1 Kudos

October 16, 2009 - Friday

No Homo
Current mood:

numb
Category: Blogging

So, I have decided to state my point of view on the whole "no homo" thing. I think it ranks right up there with the whole "That's gay" phase that seems to thankfully be dying down... but now it has been replaced with "no homo". If you don't already know, the phrase "no homo" has been used by the hip hop community and artists to debunk speculation that any phrase that they use may SOUND homosexual, i.e. "That shirt looks good on you, no homo."

Are guys SO afraid that they might even slightly be thought of as riders of the spam javelin that they feel the need to enforce their hetero status by announcing that they do not mean the things they say in a homosexual way, because, y'know, that's everyone's default whenever we hear one guy talk to another guy, am I right?! I know I do!

"OMG, Bill just asked Tom for the time! They are SO gay for each other! What Bill was REALLY trying to say was "Hey Tom, what time can you plow my ass!" I just KNOW it!"

I mean, seriously, if you are SO afraid that your friends might have a smidgen of a shadow of a doubt and think you might be slightly gay, then you can't have friends, you paranoid freak! If you are TERRIFIED that strangers will spread vicious rumors about your love of the man meat just because you said "Has Ted been tanning?", please get one of those phobias that makes you stay inside all day and bathe in Purell because you feel permanently dirty, or let your homophobia grow so out of control that you think that everyone is gay and after your glazed doughnut hole and it makes you seek out a deserted island to live out the rest of your hetero existence in peace...... until that gay crab on the beach tries to hit on you.

On the other hand, I encourage people to utilize this phrase if they so deem fit. That way you are not only announcing to the world that you are a raging homophobic, but that you are ignorant as all hell, too! That way, I can avoid douches like you and save us both a lot of time interacting with one another.

I'm sure this would all be viewed in a very different light if someone decided to use "Yo, I like fried chicken, collard greens, and watermelon, no negro."

On that note, what is up with the homophobia, anyway? Personally I'd be more likely to direct that fear at more legitimate targets, like lepers, or serial killers, or zombies, or those stupid little Bratz dolls. I mean seriously, those things creep me the fuck out!

In closing, I'm sure this is just one of those fads that will fade away as quickly as it came, but there will always be something to take it's place. I'm guessing the next big thing will be screaming "I'm not gay! You're gay!" and then sitting on your thumb so no penises can enter your no man's land... because y'know, THAT'S not gay. Plus, it feels really good! ^_^
...
.....
.......no homo.

Currently listening:
Velvet Goldmine
By Original Soundtrack
Release date: 1998-11-03

(Add Comment) |

3 Kudos

October 13, 2009 - Tuesday

10-13-2009 aka Darth Kabuki's Shaving Kit
Category: Blogging

Pics at: http://s289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/zaxxonq/Lightsaber/

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

October 11, 2009 - Sunday

Vlog 10-10-2009

(Add Comment) |

1 Kudos

September 28, 2009 - Monday

ANoES

I... just don't know about this... I am very glad that this is (trying) to make a comeback and go back to its non-comedy horror roots, but man... Michael Bay? Non-deep gravely voice for Freddy? Scene for scene re-shoots? I'm on the fence, but if I wasn't a huge fan, I'd prolly be running away from said fence... maybe even the whole damn yard. >_<

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

September 22, 2009 - Tuesday

Quiz Master Attacks!!! Does 150 HP Worth of Damage!
Category: Quiz/Survey

~Basic Info~
Name: Brad Brandon-Nead Sharp aka Zaxxon Q Blaque
Birthday: 01/19/1980
Current Location: Addison, TX
Eye Color: Bluish-Greenish-Hazelish... they change a lot. >_<
Hair Color: A shade of brown I like to call Light Dookie. :-P
Height: 5 '10
Single or Taken: single
Do You Smoke: NO!
Do You Shower Daily?: honestly... um... not if I'm in a hurry... I have an office job. If I worked in a coal mine, sure.
Hug or Kiss?: BOTH please!!! If I had to pick one, kiss.
Soup, Salad or French Fries?: Salad
Do you believe in God?: The real question is if God believes in me. :-P No, I do not.
Country Born in: United States
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Innie or Outie: Innie
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Where do you work?: Trintech
When did you start using Facebook?: Six months ago... maybe?
How much time do you spend on Facebook a day?: While I am at work all day and then some at home... so, yeah, too much. >_<
Do you own a cell phone?: Uh, do I breathe oxygen and fart methane?! Yes.
Do you like to text?: Once again I ask about my bodily functions... yes.
Play an instrument?: Define "instrument". Musical, no. ^_-
Have any tattoos?: Nope. Doubt I ever will.

~Favorites~
Fruit: Coconut
Flower: Indian Paintbrushes
Ice Cream: Vanilla Soft Serve w/toppings of my choice. ^_^
Restaurant: Japanese
Sport: Uh, my gay gene rejects all sports.
Number: 13
Soda: Any diet soda
Song: Hero by Darren Hayes
Color: Black
Saying: Groovy
Actor: Crispin Glover... creepy AND sexy! ^_^
Alcoholic Drink: uh, any! :-P I do like a nice Scotch, though.
Sight: My favorite sight? o_0 Odd question. Uh, dark, gloomy clouds?
Smell: Clean linen
Breakfast food: Eggs, cooked any way
Favorite possession: My book *coughplugcoughZaxxonQ.com* Actually, my memories are my favorite possession. ^_^
Mall store: Toy store, duh!
Fast food restaurant: Sonic
Comedian: Deven Green
Sandlot or Little Rascals: What now? o_0 A world of 'no' to both, please.
Holiday: Halloween
Number: It's still 13
Hard Candy: Sugar Free
Favorite Ice Cream: Didn't we already do this? o_0
Cartoon Character: Dr. Tran!
Kind of pants: Black slacks

~Have you ever...?~
Swam in freezing water: Yep!
Jumped off a house: Yep!
Been attacked: Yep!
Been on a plane: Yep!
Gotten injured: Show me a person who hasn't been injured and I'll show you a person who hasn't lived.
Bungee jumped: Nope!
White water rafted: Nope!
Pulled an all-nighter: Yep!
Broken a bone: Yep!
Lied about your age: Nope!
Been in a hot air balloon: Nope!
Surfed: Just the net. :-P
Stolen anything?: I had my klepto phase.
Been drunk before noon?: ........ yes..... *looks down*
Had sex in a public place?: lol, yeah. ^_-
Got caught telling a lie?: No, I don't lie. What's the point? Wait... I take that back... there was that klepto phase that also had a bit of a lying side effect. >_<
Got a speeding ticket: Damn, I would be walking VERY fast for that to happen! O_O
Been arrested: Yeah, but I was framed. Seriously. That is SO not a joke. Stop grinning, nodding your head, and saying, "Yeah, sure." No one believes the little gay boy in a small hick town! >_<
Littered: In the past, yes, but I know better now.
Fantasized about a co-worker: Lord... yes... and now I'm sitting right next to his cubicle! >_<
Cheated on a test: Nope. How does that help me learn shit? o_0
Cheated in a relationship: Does phone sex count?
Failed a class: Nope!
Screened your phone calls: Yep!
Eaten food off the floor?: What, like random food that I just come across? No! If I dropped it on my VERY clean floor, maybe. I know, I'm a slob.
Stuck gum under a desk: NO! Why do people DO this?!
Wished you were someone else: Uh, I'd like to be a Q but still be myself... does that count?
Cried during a movie: Yeah, I'm a big girl. Thank you Up. >_<
Had a one night stand?: Now I have! ^_^

~Do you...?~
Hold grudges: Not really.
Play an instrument: We did this... someone needs to proof read these.
Read the newspaper: No. I get my news from my BFF, the internet. ^_^
Believe in ghosts: A form of energy or imprint, yes. Casper, no.
Have an obsession: Currently, no. I can't afford to have one.
Like winning: Who in the hell LIKES losing?!
Like waiting: Once again, who likes it?!
Have freckles: A few light ones.
Snore: Been told that I do.
Believe in love at first sight: Yeah, but it turns out that I just had something in my eye. :-P
Wear contacts or glasses: Yes to both. No, not at the same time. If I did that, I'd request new eyeballs.
Like yourself: I ADORE myself! ^_^
Get along with your family?: Love them!
Do you wish you lived somewhere else?: Seattle. Nice and gloomy! ^_^
Do you like roller coasters?: YES!!!
Enjoy spending time with your Mom?: Yes, but not too much. The smoke gets to me. >_<
Ever think about the price of gasoline?: Never touched the stuff.
Sleep with a fan on?: ALWAYS!
Have a good handle on spelling?: Who is Spelling and why am I handling her?
Ever type "kik" instead of "lol"?: WTF is that?! o_0
Know how to play chess?: Yeah, but I suck SO hard! >_<
Want to get married?: One day to the right guy in the right state, sure.
Ever miss being a little kid?: Uh, dude, I NEVER grew up. :-P
Like seafood?: It is my FAVORITE!!! OMNOMNOM!

~Pick One~
ocean/pools: Pool. No critters. :-P
cats/dogs: Dogs.
coke/pepsi: Coke
summer/winter: Winter
sugar/salt: Salt
pen/pencil: Pen
silver/gold: Silver
ketchup/mustard: Mustard
pants/shorts: Shorts
math/art: Math
sunrise/sunset: Sunset
Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
Big Mac/Whopper: Whopper
Beer/Wine: Beer
Coffee/Tea: Coffee
Apple Juice/Orange Juice: Apple
Facebook/Myspace: Facebook
Boxers/Briefs: Boxer-Briefs. :-P
Rain/Shine: RAIN!
Chips/Popcorn: Chips. I HATE the feeling of husk between teeth or in gums. >_<
Plane/Boat: Plane
Walk/Drive: Walk... like I really have a choice. :-P
Movie/Play: Play
Money/Love: Had love, gimmie money!
Breakfast/Dinner: Breakfast FOR dinner! ^_^
Truth/Dare: Dare!!!
Contacts/Glasses: Contacts
Root Beer/Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper
Mud/Jell-O wrestling: Why?! I guess mud.
Skiing/Boarding: No thanks.
Silver/Gold: Seriously... dude... just a quick glance over this quiz... that's all it takes.
Diamond/Pearl: Diamond
Phone/in person: Person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Youngest

~Relationships~
Do you have a bf/gf, if so specify: Nope! Single and free!
If not do you want a bf/gf?: Not sure... maybe. Enjoying the single life for a change after nine solid years of relationshits.
Are you in love?: With myself, yes!
Do you see your self with that person in the future?: I HOPE so! Jeeze! That would be HORRIBLE if I wasn't!!! O_O
How did you meet?: The mirror! ^_^
The first time you saw him/her another, what was your initial thought/feeling?: Dayum, I'm fine! ^_^
How did you greet each other?: A nice handshake... wtf? My first answer is SO not going well with this. >_<
Is that person romantic?: I can be.
If so, what is the most romantic thing he/she has ever done?: Rose petals on the bed. Cliche, but it works.
How would you rate your relationship?: A perfect 10. I love me! ^_^
Can you say that you have great communication?: I talk to myself everyday.
Ok...lets think towards the future a little bit..how would you like this person to pop the question?: Uh... this is getting weird. What would this quiz be like if I WASN'T in love with anyone? o_0
Whats something you like about this person?: Sense of humor. I crack myself up everyday! ^_^
What's something you dislike?: He's a bit of a fat-ass. LOL. :-P
Has anything embarrassing happened to you in front of them?: LOL! No answer! :-P
If so, what?: This is too funny!
Would you want to spend all your time with him/her?: I already do!
Do you miss that person?: Nope, he's here right now! I think he's stalking me!!! O_O
What did you do the last time you were together?: Uh... I'd rather not say! LOL!!!
Do you have plans for this weekend?: Maybe I do, nosy! :-P
What are you planning to do?: None of your business!
Who are your best friends: Rachel, April, Stephanie, Vinni, Arielle
Do you have a bf or gf?: Nope!
Best place to go for a date: My bed! ^_^ Seriously, dinner/movie and a walk around the town.
Longest relationship: 3 years
Shortest relationship: A week.
Outgoing or introverted?: Outgoing
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: Sure!
How many gf/bf have told you they love you?: 5
Have you ever thought you were going to marry someone?: Yes, damnit.
Are you crushin' on someone?: Hmm... no, not really. :-P Maybe... I dunno.
Are you happier in a relationship or single?: Well, I tried a relationship multiple times and right now I am having a BLAST being single, so I say the latter.
Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes, damnit.
Have you ever been with someone who was taken at the time?: Does phone sex count?
Have you ever had your heart broken?: Yes, damnit.
Have you ever broken someones heart?: Yes, damnit.
Do you talk to any of your ex's?: Just the one.
Do you believe that you are a good bf/gf?: I'm a catch! ^_^
Have you dated people who were not good for you?: Yes, damnit.
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?: Yes, damnit.
Have you ever dated someone older than you?: Yep!
How about younger than you?: Yep!
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: It really depends on the situation.
Believe in love at first sight?: Yes, damnit.
Ever been given an engagement ring?: Three
Do you want to get married?: You're a broken record, Mr. Repeat-O-Tron. >_<
Ever stolen someone's bf or gf?: Got very close to, but then he chickened out. He was SO pussy whipped! Seriosuly, it WAS a pussy! How awesome is it that I almost totally turned a straight guy?! I AM hot! ^_^ LOL!!!
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?: Worse!!!
Is your gf/bf the most amazing person?: If we are refering to the question where I answerd myself, then yes, I AM awesome! ^_^

~Finish It!~
My ex...: is unmotivated
Maybe I should...: get back to work
I love...: my friends, my family, and myself!
People would say that I'm...: funny
I don't understand...: blind ignorance
When I wake up in the morning...: I pee... in the toilet, not the bed.
Life is full of...: joy
My past is...: dark, but necessary
Parties are...: FUN!!!
I wish...: for contentment
Tomorrow...: is another work day
I have low tolerance...: for ignorance
I am totally terrified of...: losing my memories/sanity
If I had a million dollars...: uh, I'd have a million dollars... then I'd spend it on stuff. :-P
I am...: sleepy
My home is...: AWESOME! I LOVE my little apartment!
My best friend...: is back at said apartment.
My parents taught me...: ..... period. :-P
Every day...: is a winding road. LOL! :-P
My life...: is pretty keen, actually!
If I found out my ex was gay...: Uh... he is. o_0
Boys are...: stupid, but hot! ^_^
Girls are...: complicated, but fun!
I hate people who...: are ignorant
Last November...: was November.. not too sure what you're looking for here... o_o
Hickory Dickory Dock...: Seriously? o_o
The best invention ever...: Internet!!!
I love it when...: there's a thunderstorm!
Sometimes I...: masturbate. What? Everyone does! Don't look at me like that! :-P
I work...: at Trintech. :-P
GO...: fuck yourself! ^_^
God...: is a fairy tale meant to police the ignorant.
Jesus...: Christ on a crutch! >_<
Buddha...: is tubby? What do you want from me?! >_<
My dream last night...: was one of my favorites where I am flying.
My first thought waking up...: I HAVE TO PEE!!!
Today I ate...: Have not eaten yet... but I had a Monster energy drink! ^_^
Sometimes I swear...: to Buddha. Seriously, ask my friends.
As a child, I...: was WAY more in touch with my psychic ability. I miss that, even though it scared the shit outta me. >_<
The world could do with less...: Ignorance and hate.

~Firsts~
First vacation: A tour of the U.S. and Canada
First pet: Buffy Puppy!
First best friend: Rachel! ^_^
First movie that made you cry: Lord... I have no idea. Let's just go with everyone's default of Bambi. :-P
First crush: Crystal. Yes, a girl. Shaddup, I was, like, six. >_<
First kiss: Crystal. Really... shaddup.
First love: I dunno, prolly rather not say.
First piercing or tattoo: Ear
First "time": Greg. :-P
First nice piece of jewelery: LOL! That's a riot! I'll get back with ya when that happens. ^_^
First vehicle: See previous question
First airplane ride: Flew to New Mexico on a business trip.
Very first memory: I HATE the country! >_< I want to live in the city like I see on TV!
First person you had a fight with: Wouldn't everyone fight with their parents first... so, yeah, mom.
First time you rode a bike?: 5
First car: We did this already. You're a very forgetful Quiz Master... you need to take some ginkgo.
First person you slow danced with: Uh... no. Just no.
If your house was on fire, first thing you'd grab: Laptop
First movie you saw: Friday the 13th! Thanks Mam-ma! ^_^
First time your were afraid: While watching Friday the 13th! Thanks Mam-ma! ^_^
First song you remember listening to: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me by Culture Club... maybe THAT'S why I'm gay! It's the 80's fault!!!
First thing you'd do with 5 million dollars: After I shit, faint, and fall back in it, I'd take a shower and hit the stores, baby!
First thing you notice when you look in the mirror: Beelzebub, what do you think idiot? Myself! You're not too bright.
First impression of your bf/gf: I don't have one, but I'm sure my first thought of them would be "Yeah, I'd tap that"

~Lasts~
Person you called: Some random bank teller. It's part of my job. :-P
Store you went to: Entertainmart!
Friend you've added to Facebook: Liza!
Person you hugged: April or Steph.. one of those two. lol
Thing you ate: Salad!
Person you told I love you: Mom
Thing you drank: Monster energy drink!
Thing you bought: Video games!
Person to make you cry: Rachel, from laughing SO hard! ^_^
Place you went: Uh... work? o_0
Time you saw your parents: Last X-mas
Book you read: Cell by Stephen King
Tv show you watched: Warehouse 13 aka Friday the 13th: The Series 2.0
Person that made you laugh: Myself! ^_^
Person that said something nice to you: Matthew. ^_^
Vacation you went on: San Antonio to see Ray-Ray! ^_^ Miss her!
Thing you purchased online: Video Games
Thing you do before you go to bed: Probably fart. :-P
Time you went to the mall: Jeeze... nine months ago, maybe?
You made someone mad: July
Person you kissed: Nosy little thing, arentcha? Ethan, if you MUST know. :-P
Person you saw: Steph, as I told her good night.
Movie you went to see: Transformers 2
State/Province you've been to visit someone: State? Uh, I guess Tennessee... and I never wanna go back to that wretched state again. >_<
Sports game you've watched: NONE, NEVER!
Time you ate a hot dog: A few months ago while out at the clubs.
Thing you wrote down on paper: LOL! A warning letter for someone to stop parking in my spot at the apartments. I may not have a car, but damnit, that's MY spot! ^_^
Thing you got through the mail: Video Games
Person to call you: Steph to let her in the apartment.
Gift you received: GoGos from Steph! ^_^
Time you showered: Last night after I trimmed my hair! I LOVE that I can do that on my own! SO much money saved!
Person you took a picture of: Either myself or Vinni
Friend that added you on Facebook: Sookie Stackhouse, I think...
Baby you held: I try to stay away from those poop machines. >_<
Birthday party you went to: I keep forgetting her name, but it was last Friday at the monthly Glutton Club meeting.
Thing you did for new years: Drank, duh!
Time you went camping: Mid 1980s.

~What is...?~
Something you know that most don't: My way around a computer.
Your biggest fear: Losing my memory/sanity.
Your dream job: Successful writer
Something you carry with you all the times: My Dingoo video game emulator system. ^_^ Look it up!
Something you miss from when you were little: no responsibilities!
The best advice you've ever got: You have to make yourself happy first before you can make someone else happy. Who's gonna love you, if you can't love yourself.
Your pet peeve: Ignorance
Last movie you watched: The Invasion... or some random porn. :-P
Best song you ever heard: Hero by Darren Hayes
What's your bedroom like: Spacious... until I get a real bed. :-P
Last thing you said: Uh, I don't know... just talking with a coworker. I don't have a stenographer follow me around.
What is beside you: My cubicle wall.
The best thing that has happened to you this year: Dumping his ass and getting a place of my own!
The worst thing that has happened to you this year: Been broke, but that always gets better.
Your good luck charm?: My humorous and positive outlook on life.
Best song you've ever heard: LOL, this is getting ridiculous... I dunno why I didn't just delete these... :-P
Stupidest thing you've ever done: Said the "L" word.. and no, it wasn't latex. :-P
Your body type?: average, I guess.
Your skin tone?: pale pale pale... please don't stake me. That CAN kill me, but that doesn't mean I'm a vampire. >_<
Your most cherished memory: all of them!
The first thing that comes to mind when you hear: Blue?: Da ba dee da ba di
Today's date: 09/23/2009
What's the best grade you've gotten on an essay?: A+
What's the shortest distance between two points?: my dick.. what the hell kind of questions are these? o_0
Your happiest moment?: While writing and creating.
On your feet?: Are shoes...? o_0 Are you high, Quiz Master?
Favorite TV Show/s?: Too many to type. Just go to my MySpace. There's a list there.

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

September 18, 2009 - Friday

True Blood Recaps
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Bill Texts Sookie. What do you think Bill's text looks like? "SUUUUKIE I WILL BE RETIRING AT THE PALACE, I WILL RETURN UPON NIGHTFALL. I WILL REQUIRE RELATIONS. ERIC IS EVIL. XO - VAMPIRE BILL"

Bill sends Sookie a dress with a letter!!!...!!!! He writes like he talks!!!!! Gigantic I's and odd statements. Do you think he writes like this everywhere like household notes. "JESSICUH We are in great need of Draino. I tire of clogged showahs. Can you collect some upon your next visit to the shop? I would also very much like some old spice red stripe if that's not too much to aaaask. Eric is evil. Vampire Bill."

If you love True Blood, you HAVE to read these hilarious reviews by Meredith Woerner at:

http://io9.com/tag/true-blood-recap

^_^

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

September 15, 2009 - Tuesday

Breaking up is hard to do.
Current mood:

amused
Category: Romance and Relationships

So, you need to break up with someone, but just don't have the heart to do so? Try these little tips:

Have him find some pro-Hitler material in your house

Coat your entire body with toothpaste before falling asleep

"I've been letting you win at facebook scrabble for the last seventeen games"

Demand payment for services rendered

Demand payment for services rendered and after he pays put out your hand and demand a sizable tip

When you kiss, quickly jam your thumb into his anus through the clothes.

Start saying "jeepers creepers" a lot, like five or six times within a ten minute period

Get heavily into doing magic at children's birthday parties

Have him come up on you while you're watching The Passion of the Christ and hurriedly turn it off when he sees you

Stay mute for three weeks - they usually notice by that third week

Ask him to say grace before you eat popcorn at the movies

Tell him you have relationship-related amnesia. 'Who are you again?'

Asbestos still kills

A lot of craft projects, especially mucho origami, enters your life

Call raspberries 'snozzberries' and wink slyly whenever you do

Point at him a lot with a mimed gun and whisper 'pow'

Bring the joy of Big League Chew into your lovemaking

Refer to your pubic hair as the forest of your tears

If casual mention of pubic hair as forest of tears doesn't end things, try working it in the conversation another way: "Could you try not to rub your beard up against my forest of tears?"

Suggest matching tattoos of a butterfly and change your mind to Boy George at the last second

Start calling your shits 'churchills'

Throw the phrase 'vox populi' into casual conversation

Early one morning, he finds you reciting the Tom Cruise scene from Jerry Maguire to a sock puppet

"I don’t feel we necessarily like the same kinds of sandwiches"

Replace oral sex with Mario Kart

Discuss the tidy sum of money you reaped when they turned your life story into Orphan

Install a suggestion box in the bedroom. Insert critiques on size, girth, speed, quantity, color, flavor...

Scream "Huzzah!" with every climax, when you find change in the couch, and/or when you enter a room/every room.

Insist that he call you Master of the Feathered Ones and then refer to his penis as a finch.

Hum the Canadian National Anthem when he is in the middle of a conversation with you or anyone else.

When he suggests that you fool around, tell him, "I'm sorry, that is not in the form of a question" and then walk out of the room even if it was.

Demand that all conversation take place by carrier pigeon.

Do something odd or kinky in bed, then when he inquires about it, say "Oh, like you didn't know" then slyly wink.

Make that kinky thing involve peanut butter, confetti, and a Marx Brothers VHS.

Yes, it has to be VHS. The thought of magnetic tape really does it for you.

When talking to anyone but him, speak normally, but when you speak to him, imitate a singing Disney princess. Make sure he sees the difference.

Refer to all reproductive systems to those of flowers (stamen, carpel, corolla) and replace 'sex' with 'pollinate'.

Just tell him. "I want to break up" Then say, "Just kidding!..... or AM I?" and give the sly wink again. Walk away and let him figure it out.

When he sneezes, bless him in the religion/language of your choice/imagination.

Tell him you want to introduce him to your mother. Take him to a random gravestone and introduce him. Have a full conversation with the grave. For full effect, voice yourself AND your mother. Insist he kiss the headstone goodbye.

Start an argument on how you thought that Paul Blart was the most epic movie in the history of movies. If he gives in and backs down, tell him, "Oh, I'm sorry. I was totally thinking of Howard the Duck."

Feign cancer/bad breath/death.

Cry like a newborn baby for three days over any injury no matter how trivial or made up.

End every statement with "Or so they say." If he inquires about who "they" are, reply with, "I can tell you, but I'd have to kill you." and laugh then switch to a deadly serious face.

Answer every question via text message/e-mail/pony express.

Gradually deepen/raise your voice everyday. Fluctuate between the two.

When he visits, ask him what that smell is. Act like it gets worse the closer he gets to you, but you still can't figure out what it is.

Bob your head and dance slightly in your chair. If he asks what song you have stuck in your head, reply with, "Song?"

Giggle every time you hear the word 'pancake'. Don't offer an explanation.

Tell him adamantly that you know glitter is actually dandruff from drag queens.

Inform him of your allergy to the thought monogamy. Sneeze frequently.

(Add Comment) |

2 Kudos

August 14, 2009 - Friday

Name Your Computer (aka a chat with Rachel) ^_^
Current mood:laughing my ass off
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

[10:24] zaxxonq: what the hell? I just sent an e-mail to myself and I don't have it! >_<
[10:27] violets_star80: its your computer
[10:29] zaxxonq: hey, don't blame Betsy!
[10:29] violets_star80: lol
[10:29] violets_star80: mine is "Scooter the puter"
[10:30] zaxxonq: aww, your name is better. >_<
[10:30] violets_star80: we can come up with a new one for yours
[10:30] violets_star80: or does yours already know its name
[10:31] zaxxonq: nah, I can wipe it from it's memory
[10:31] violets_star80: okie dokie
[10:31] violets_star80: let me tink :-?
[10:32] zaxxonq: Pornie the Porn Box? :-..
[10:33] violets_star80: no
[10:33] zaxxonq: lol
[10:35] violets_star80: cant think of anything
[10:35] zaxxonq: neither can I.
[10:35] zaxxonq: Betsy it is
[10:35] violets_star80: #-o
[10:36] zaxxonq: no... that's not a good name. I can't pronounce that.
[10:36] violets_star80: lol
[10:37] violets_star80: Stellar the emailer
[10:37] zaxxonq: >_< ugh, no.
[10:38] violets_star80: >:P
[10:38] violets_star80: penis shmenis
[10:38] zaxxonq: getting better
[10:38] violets_star80: :))
[10:40] violets_star80: just call it "Dildo" so when someone asks what you are doing you can say, "Playing on my Dildo"
[10:41] violets_star80: or, "Im about to get on my Dildo"
[10:41] zaxxonq: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:41] violets_star80: Ive been on my Dildo so long its giving me a headache
[10:41] violets_star80: I cant see straight cause Ive been on my Dildo too long
[10:42] zaxxonq: LMFAO!
[10:42] violets_star80: "You can use my Dildo if you want to"
[10:42] zaxxonq: stop it! you're making me crack up at work... I'm getting odd looks!
[10:42] zaxxonq: >_<
[10:42] violets_star80: lol
[10:43] violets_star80: Tell them your friend is writing funny stuff on your Dildo
[10:43] zaxxonq: LOL!
[10:44] violets_star80: You need to go to the bathroom to take a break away from your Dildo
[10:45] violets_star80: "Dildo" it is!
[10:45] zaxxonq: omg, lol, stop it! LOL
[10:45] violets_star80: Do you need to get to work on your Dildo?
[10:46] zaxxonq: yes, I need to work hard on my Dildo.
[10:46] zaxxonq: :-P
[10:46] violets_star80: Does your Dildo sit on your lap at home?
[10:47] violets_star80: Oh yeah! Its 17" right?
[10:47] zaxxonq: lol, no, I have a table for it to sit on while I work on it. and yes it is. ^_^
[10:47] violets_star80: =))
[10:48] zaxxonq: sometimes I work on it for too long and it over heats. >_<
[10:48] violets_star80: lol
[10:48] violets_star80: you have to keep the battery charged too
[10:49] violets_star80: or is it one you keep plugged in?
[10:49] zaxxonq: plugged in, but it does have a battery for a more portable option.
[10:49] zaxxonq: so I can use it anywhere
[10:49] zaxxonq: the kitchen, the bathroom, on the bus
[10:49] violets_star80: do you have any pics of your apartment?
[10:50] zaxxonq: no, I should put a video tour up on YouTube for my mom and grandma.
[10:50] violets_star80: and me
[10:51] zaxxonq: I'll take the video and then upload it on my Dildo
[10:51] zaxxonq: oh, that one didn't work out so well
[10:51] zaxxonq: >_<

(Add Comment) |

1 Kudos

August 12, 2009 - Wednesday

Darren Hayes - "I Forgive You"
Current mood:

accomplished
Category: Life

"I Forgive You"

(Shut up)

For all the anguish,
And degradation
For every time I needed truth
And you were faithless
But disappointment, self-deprecation
But living a lie for fantasize and you could save me

I need my cross like a blanket
And misery is comfort
I can hardly stand to blame my self-fulfilling prophecy on you
And in the end I decided
I guess I felt I deserved it
I should kiss your dirty lips for bringing me my clarity

And how did you just make me see?
How your lies have buried me
But I forgive you
Lord I must forgive you
So I

I feel so high
Just let it go we would
I forgive you
Lord I must forgive you
So I

(Shut up)

For all the torment
Loss of independence
For disrespect, carelessness with my emotions
For all the screams I swallow
How a soul is hollow
For giving into temptation
For making me feel like a cheap replacement

And how did you just make me see
How your lies have buried me
But I forgive you
Lord I must forgive you
Cos I

I feel so high
Just let it go we would
I forgive you
Lord I must forgive you
Cos I

All the lies that I believed
And all the guilt you make me feel
Cos I forgive you
Lord I must forgive you
Cos I

Ohh I feel so good just letting go
You know I feel good now you're gone

Getting stronger, letting go
Getting stronger, I'm moving on
Getting stronger, I'm letting go
Getting stronger, I'm getting stronger
No

This time
I forgive you
Lord I

And how the truth does make me see
And how your lies have buried me
I forgive you
Lord I
I must forgive you
Lord I

All the lies that I believed
And all the guilt you make me feel
I forgive you
Cos I forgive you
Lord I must forgive you
Cos I

And how the truth does make me see
How your lies have buried me
I forgive you
Cos I forgive you
Lord I
I must forgive you

(This time)

All the lies that I believed
Guilt you make me feel
This time
I must forgive you

I feel so high
I feel so high

Cos it feels so good just letting go
You know I feel good now you go

Currently listening:
Tension and the Spark
By Darren Hayes
Release date: 2004-09-20

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

August 10, 2009 - Monday

14 Chapters of 'Nobody'

First fourteen chapters of 'Nobody' are up to download for free at ZaxxonQ.com. Feedback welcomed!

(Add Comment) |

0 Kudos

August 3, 2009 - Monday

Two of my favorite "children". ^_^
Current mood:betwixt and between... you figure it out!
Category: Writing and Poetry

These are two of my favorite entries from my first book, ~Scribblings~ From a Sidewalk Notebook. I wrote the first one when I was 16 and the second one when I was 18. Damn, I'm old! >_< I know I shouldn't pick favorites, but oh well. Enjoy! ^_^

Rejection Junkie 06-27-1996

The locked away secrets were all to blame,
that stirred up emotions better kept dead.
Unstoppable feelings I couldn't tame.
By the hand, into darkness, I was led.
Flashbacks and memories of scenes long ago,
the wound in my gut has let them all spill.
With the truth out, I hung my head low,
frantically searching so the void I could fill.
The fire of my heart fed by faceless names,
has turned into an uncontrollable rage.
My tear stained pillow will extinguish the flames.
Not a chapter in my life, but just a page.
My shattered dreams lie on the floor,
hiding my head in shame and sorrow.
The awful sensations I had bore,
will arise and start again tomorrow.

The Crush (a companion to Rejection Junkie) 01-17-1998

I thought it was all finally over
-my feelings suppressed-
After that last unfulfilling lover
-which left me depressed-
I thought the beast was finally dead
-run through the heart-
But yet again It raises It's head
-my overpowering counterpart-
Once again It stirs up those emotions
-the ones "better kept dead"-
It intoxicates me with It's potion
-"Live again", was all It said-
For awhile the feelings were nice
-to think there was another-
That could melt my heart of ice
-and take me a little further-
But I know this is all a game
-an elaborate tease-
Wildly trying to keep my heart tame
-so the madness doesn't seize-
To win this game is an impossible task
-for I'm the only player-
And the fabulous prize is beyond my grasp
-even with a mighty prayer-
But this time I will not weep
-I've played this game before-
My sanity and secret I will keep
-no matter how much I adore-
I've grasped the fact: "Won't land that dream boat."
-to dream the impossible dream-
Only my self made lies kept it afloat.
-it's easier than it seems-
It's left me a bit battered, beaten, and broken
-even a little flushed-
And through all this pain, I remember this token:
I now know why it's called a "crush"

Currently watching:
Wonderfalls - The Complete Series
Release date: 2005-02-01

(Add Comment) |

1 Kudos

Older Posts