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Sexe : Male
Statut : Célibataire
Age : 23
Zodiaque: Verseau

Ville : Rogers
Région : Arkansas
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 29/05/2005

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mardi, janvier 05, 2010 


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Have you ever had a first night at a new job that you will never forget?! Well....I sure as fuck do...We got robbed!

Last night, as I was doing my Robbery Deterrence video in the office, I hear something hit the floor, and as I turn around to see what the noise was.....there are two men in ski masks ripping the cash register off of the counter. In a panic, I shut the office door, and worry about my counter-part. FINALLY, she comes running into the office *whew....that was close* as we watch the camera monitor, the guys are in and out within a minute and a half...crazy right?! Well that is about all that happened...except the police, my store manager, and district manager show up..but that is boring, so that is all for now!

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mercredi, juin 20, 2007 
DRIVING IN NW ARKANSAS

If your NW ARK map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If you're in Rogers or Bentonville and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete.

Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. NW ARK has its own version of traffic rules.

All directions start with "Get on 540" which has no beginning and no end. Everything in NW ARK is "just off 540 or 71B."

The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic.

Construction on 540 is a way of life and a permanent form of
entertainment.

All unexpected or strange sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we're in Lowell ."

If someone actually has a turn signal on, it is probably a factory
defect.

All old ladies with blue hair in tank cars have the right of way.
PERIOD.

Highway 540 in rush hour is the NWA equivalent of NASCAR. Just shut up and drive like the rest of us.

The minimum acceptable speed on 540 is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy.

If it's 90 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend. If it's 10
degrees and snowing, it's homecoming at U of A. If it's rained 6 inches in the last hour, and it's a Saturday, it's opening day for garage sales. If it is fall Bikes, Blues and BBQ is going on everywhere at all times.

All parks, stadiums, arenas, airports, etc., are conveniently located as far away from EVERYTHING as possible so as to allow for ample parking on grassy areas.

With these simple rules in mind, you are now ready to drive in NW ARK.

Please try and keep up
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mardi, mars 28, 2006 

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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

Actuellement j'écoute:
Where Is the Love
Par Black Eyed Peas
Date de publication : 16 September, 2003
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mercredi, février 22, 2006 

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Repost if you believe that LOVE not GENDER makes a marriage.

 

NOW.....if this ain't some "bu-shit" I don't know what is......fuck all of you homophobic pricks that think this is true....oh well.....as you say, I am going to hell, but hey guess what.....I will be sittin right next to yours on the way there!

            

 

 

Actuellement j'écoute:
Divine Miss M
Par Bette Midler
Date de publication : 29 August, 1995
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