The Mighty List of Things I Like

A supplement to the other list.

      0.  Laura Simmons. She's at the top of all likes.

1. Smart people. Smart people with educated opinions.

2. People who are ready to move onto college.

3. Spike TV

4. Comedians who have original, clean content. I'm tired of hearing about hairy pussy and bong hits.

5. Deep people. You don't have to know it, just show it.

6. Keeping your word.

7. Any religious person having the respect to back off when someone doesn't want to be bothered.

8. Do I want too much out of life?

9. Digital downloads.

10. ThePirateBay.org

11. Politically educated (on all sides) folk.

12. The night. Its more romantic, and the sun isn't in my eyes all day.

13. My birthday suit.

14. Pwning old people. Just because they are old, doesn't mean they are right.

15. Women who appreciate all of what a man brings to the table.

16. Mature women on the internet.

17. Conversation with the afore mentioned women.

18. Chewing food with your mouth closed.

19. See number 1.

20. Something belongs here... I just haven't figured it out yet.

21. Responsible social drinking.

22. People who say what they want, when they want (so long as its educated).

23. Being civil while disagreeing.

24. Using English when talking face to face.

25. Having a vocabulary that is large enough to prevent you from making up words.

26. Teeth. Properly maintained teeth (to the best of ones ability).

27. Omnivores

28. Video game / comic book movies.

29. The death penalty. Eye for an eye, bitch.

30. I <3 twins. Sexy twins.

31. Dressing comfortably.

32. Ron Paul

33. Waking up to someone and them caring enough to gently remove the eye crust from my eyes.

34. Google

35. Pre-washed clothing.

36. See number 5.

37. Finding a cold beer in the fridge after a long day at work, that you didn't know you had.

38. Stimulating the economy.

39. Making the money to stimulate the economy.

40. My genetic 8-ball.

41. What?

42. Strippers on amateur night.

43. Feeling healthy and happy.

44. Not caring if someone sees me naked.

45. Contributing members of society.

46. MRE

47. Socks

48. Originality in music.

49. Newegg.com

50. An understanding of life, and that it brings ups and downs.

The Mighty List of Things I Hate.

#1 Stupid people. Especially opinionated stupid people.

#2 People who think high school was the most important part of their life.

#3 Man-hating commercials/TV shows/movies... Aw hell, pretty much all media.

#4 Minority comedians that base their entire routines on nothing except their minority.

#5 Shallow people. Especially shallow people that insist they aren't shallow.

#6 Hmmm, most can be summed up with: Hypocrites.

#7 Christians that try and convert everything that moves. But never have time to be anyone's friend.

#8 Wow, I dislike a lot of people...

#9 When you rent a DVD from a store, and it's a movie you really wanted to see and were really enjoying it. Then all of a sudden, during a very important part, the DVD skips that chapter because there was a scratch on it. So you get really frustrated because the flow of the movie was interrupted and you have to go back to the video store. Then you say you want a new one because this one was scratched and they ask you how often it was a problem, then you say only once but during an important part, and they say they won't give you a new one!!!

#10 Blockbuster.

#11 Patriots.

#12 Morning people... Chipper morning people.

#13 Boxers that don't give you enough "hang" room. So much so that sitting down can involve a terrible risk.

#14 Conversations where you get talked over constantly because you're the youngest there (even if only by a few years). And then when you interrupt just because you have to say something, and everyone there gets very offended because you spoke out of the time you've been allotted based on your age bracket.

#15 Women that love one quality in someone so much (Eg. a foreign accent) that they will worship that person no matter what. Usually combined with good looks.

#16 Girls under 25 on the internet. And by girls I mean "XxXo0o0o**PrInCeSsGuRlY**!! LOLZZZ!!!X )0o0O0XxXxXx".

#17 Emails addresses made by the aforementioned girls.

#18 Etiquette.

#19 People who dislike movies/books/plays based on their ability to understand the plot.

#20 People who attach meaning and metaphor to things where none exists.

#21 People who think drinking is the only mature and acceptable form of entertainment.

#22 People who will not discuss anything important because they may get upset or worry about upsetting someone else.

#23 Fights over the internet.

#24 Chat room slang when used outside the confines of a chat room.

#25 "Musicians" that misspell words/spell words with numbers in order to be... Actually I'm not sure why they do that...

#26 Sensitive teeth.

#27 Militant vegetarians. Vegetarians don't love animals. Vegetarians hate vegetables.

#28 Trailers that give away a twist or ending or development in a movie. Then when you go to see said movie, that exact twist is presented with a "DUN DUN DUUUUHHHHHHH", but everyone already knew it was coming.

#29 Hollywood believing that the price for being the bad guy is death.

#30 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

#31 People that spend hours on themselves to get that perfect "Not trying too hard" look.
"I'm the only person in the world that isn't unique." -Me

#32 Leaders that don't accept new ideas. Same goes for followers.

#33 That weird morning eye-crust.

#34 Misspelling an internet address by one letter and being sent to a bestiality site.

#35 New shirts/Dress pants.

#36 People that judge individual worth on outward appearance, and expect others to do the same.

#37 Overpowering fridge suction.

#38 People for whom it is literally painful to spend money.

#39 Those that can't understand people who don't pursue a "normal" life. A normal life being a life devoted to the pursuit of money.

#40 The notion that ADD and ADHD actually exists to the extent that it's believed it does.

#41 Clumsy sentences.

#42 Dancing in bars/clubs. Breakdancing is allowed but only if the dancer is good. Breakdancing kicks-ass.

#43 The day before you get a cold or flu.

#44 Having to put on pants just to run outside and get something from your car.

#45 Lazy people.

#46 Food that's two weeks past its expiration date but seems fine.

#47 Cold feet that just won't warm up.

#48 People that fall in love with a song just because it sticks in their head.

#49 Wal-mart. Everything about it.

#50 Overly negative people.