favorite:
song: Ants Marching
album: Under the Table and Dreaminf
album cover: Busted Stuff
band member: Dave
lyric(s): Take these chances, place them in a box until a quieter time, lights down you up and die                                                                                            guest: Tim Reynolds
producer: Lillywhite
instrument used: Pennywhistle by Roi
stage set up (year): 2008
davespeak: Hershey's syrup in Hershey 2008
numbered song: 41
dvd release: Folsom
live trax release: 13 and 7
jam song: Jimi Thing and Watchtower
scat: Jimi Thing
segue: Anyone Seen the Bridge?
tour: 2008
year: 2008
fav show you've attended: 6/23/06
fav. show overall: 7/10/04 
opening band: OAR
show opener: Two Step
set closer: Too Much
show closer: Ants Marching
tv appearance: VH1 Storytellers 1999 D&T
forum/fansite: antsmarching.org
fav. thing about Antsmarching.org: the forums 


least favorite:
song: Stand Up
album: Everyday
album cover: Everyday
band member: there is none lol
lyric(s): Stand Up!!
guest: the Lovely Ladies
producer: Ballard
instrument used: plucked violin
stage set up (year): idk
numbered song: they are all good
dvd release: all good
live trax release: 9
jam song: Seek Up
segue: none
tour: 2005
show you've attended: 8/7/07
show overall: idk
opening band: State Radio
show opener: Everyday
set closer: Ants (because I want it to close the show)
show closer: Bitch (Rolling Stones cover)
forum/fansite (the answer is TDC): idk
thing about Ants: the people in the forums sometimes


favorite solo/part for the...
guitar: Tim Reynolds' solo on Two Step 6/27/08
drums: the Buenos Aires webcast 10/3/08
bass: Crush 6/4/08
horns: Roi during One Sweet World 4/20/02
piano: Butch during any Bartender
violin: Boyd during any Tripping Billies or Ants Marching


total shows seen? - 6
first show: 6/23/06

most recent show: 6/27/08

do you drink at a show: no
do you smoke (anything?): no
do smokers bother you? no
use any drugs besides marijuana: nothing at all

best seat you've ever had: 32nd row

worst seat: lawn

most embarassing moment at a show: yelled out Everyday during ONe Sweet World

thing that pissed you off most during a show: when people scream during a song

who would you like to see produce an album for the band that hasn't before? I don't care just as long as it's good

one word to describe the band: Incredible

what musician would you like to guest during a show that never has before?
Jimmy Buffett
what about a guest on an album: Robert Randolph

where does dmb fall in your order of favorite bands? 1 favorite band and 2nd artist

what song do you most want to be liberated: (see http://dmbalmanac.com/ for list) Good Good Time or True Reflections

dave solo song you want to see full band: Save Me

rarest dmb moment you think you've experienced: the first Can't Stop and Hey Hey My My cover

greatest dmb moment for you: seeing them on my birthday

what do you think of chants at a show? STFU

are you familiar with Rain Delay? no but I've had it rain during 3 shows

prefer d+t or d+f? - that's tough

what band member would you like to see write a book? Dave of course

weirdest dmb dream: I got to meet him and he played at a shitty banquet I attended

band member who is most high maintenance: Carter hahaa

sexiest line in a song?
Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me

what song do you wish there was more audience participation in?
Cornbread: everyone yells "Hell Yea!"
when do you think dmb will finally stop touring? never!

most overrated song: Lover Lay Down
most underrated song: Big Eyed Fish
most overrated album: hmmm none
most underrated album: Busted Stuff
most overrated member of the band: Boyd
most underrated: Roi

song you'd love to see dmb cover? Minuana by Pat Metheny
song you'd hate to see them cover? Anything by a shitty band
song that would be funny to cover? anything by Jimmy Buffett
band you would hate to see cover a dmb song? any punk band

3-song encore you would love to see live: got it: Money-Two Step-Ants Marching....nothing will ever top that.

band member you want to see run for president: Dave

what do your non-dmb friends think of you: I love DMB too fucking much

if you could ask the band one question as a whole, what would it be? why are the 2004 songs dead

if you could trade one song from this to another for the entire tour, what would it be? (ex: bayou to halloween) - get rid of Bayou and put in the JTR's or Pigs from 2006

on a scale of 1-10 (10 being perfectly sane), how sane do you believe dave matthews is? 7

what do you think of boyd's wardrobe? is he gay?

how do you feel about butch leaving? I missed him on some stuff
do you think he'll be back? nope
do you want him to come back? eh depends on his role

(tough one) if one ORIGINAL band member had to leave the band forever, who would you rather it be? well we lost Roi so I don't want anyone else to leave but probably Steffan

do you prefer yelling in songs like DDTW and Crash: yes it adds emotion
do you prefer falsetto in songs like DDTW and Crash: yes as well

how often do you quote dave or his lyrics: sometimes

what would you think of a dmb songs week on american idol? I'd fucking hate it

if you could re-name any song: 27 to Hope You Be By Me Then

if you could go back in time, what dmb moment would you like to have experienced that you didn't get to? the first show

if you could go back in time and change something about dmb history? Roi never died

do you have a dmb ringtone? Ants Marching

how much money, on average, would you say you spend on dmb-related things each year: Oh my god atleast $200

total money (estimated) spent on dmb merchandise: atleast $100

how much does the machead mystery bother you? a little

what do you think of dave's acting: it's unique

who would you like to see dave play in a film: a father of a dysfunctional family


true or false
you wish you could dance like dave: false
you have attempted to dance like dave: true
dmb has changed your life: true
carter beauford is jesus: true
dave matthews is a wizard: true
boyd needs better personal hygene: true
you enjoyed this survey: true

A while ago, I did a blog on my top 25 favorite songs of all time and that list tends to change. Like that list, I will be doing the same for my favorite bands and performers of all time. This list will chage too over time. I hope you enjoy the stories as to why these bands are so influential to me...

1) Billy Joel - He is the main reason I play the piano and love music so damn much. If it weren’t for this genious, music wouldn’t be as big a part of my life as it is today. I remember being 5 or 6 years old when "River of Dreams" came out and I would listen to it every night. Also the song "Piano Man" was very influential on me wanting to play piano in first grade. I saw him for the first time on 3/7/06 in Philly.

2) Dave Matthews Band - If Joel is my influence on piano, than Dave is my influence on guitar. No band that I like reached this high on my list as fast as DMB has. I go into them in 05 thanks to my brother playing "Ants Marching" for me. I saw my first Dave concert on 6/23/06 in Hershey and they closed w/ "Ants." Their combination of a regular rock band w/ violin and brass has grabbed my full attention. They musically are the best out there today.

3) Pink Floyd - Thanks to my friend Steve, I got into them with the song "Wish You Were Here." I had their greatest hits album and I liked some things. It wasn’t until I put money down for "Dark Side of the Moon" and "The Wall" that I began to like them a lot ("The Wall" is one of my favorite albums ever). I then started to listen to "Animals" and I was convinced they were such an amazing band and Roger Waters was one of the greatest writers ever. The guitar playing of David Gilmour also attracted my liking to them. I saw Waters on 6/1/07 in Philly and he was absolutely amazing. They are a unique band and totally one of the greatests.

4) Led Zeppelin - One of my wishes is that they go on a world tour. Like Pink, Steve was also the reason I got into them. "Stairway to Heaven," "Over the Hills," and "Kashmir" are my three favorite songs. Jimmy Page is a living legend and Robert Plants voice just sends chills down my spine. They play hard rock, folk, blues, anything. They are simply amazing.

5) The Beatles - This was a family band. My mom and dad both love them and so do I. I saw Paul McCartney in 2003. This band revolutionized rock. I just love everything about them. My favorite song of theirs was not written by either John Lennon nor Paul but George Harrison, "While My Guitar Gently Weeps."

6) O.A.R. - My brother asked me if I was interested in seeing them in Camden back in 05. I never even heard of them but I said OK. Well I was 3rd row from the stage and they were amazing! I was dancing to this music I never heard before. "Wonderful Day" became my favorite song that night. I’ve seen them the most of any band (6 times) and that number will grow. Can’t wait to hear when their tour dates will be released.

7) Eric Clapton - I love all his stuff from his 4 bands, including Cream. He is one of the best guitarists ever. His blues CD w/ BB King is amazing and so are his "Crossroads" DVD’s. My favorite song of his is the "MTV Unplugged" version of "Layla." His autobiography is also one of my favorite books I ever read.

 

8) AC/DC - They save me from my bad music days of listening to Creed, Default, Trapt, and Limp Bizkit (don’t get me wrong, I still love Bizkit but they are 26 on the list). This is my first favorite classic rock band and "Highway to Hell" is one of my favorite songs ever. I love the energy the band brings, especially from guitaris Angus Young. AC/DC is the hardest rockig band out there, no doubt.

 

9) Eminem - The only rapper on the list and he makes the top 10. He must be good. I get inspired by "Lose Yourself" and I just love everything about the way he writes. He spits from his heart and not for pop culture. He truely is a

Protégée of Dr. Dre.

 

10) Eagles - Amazing sound. Don Henley can still sing after all these years. "Hotel California" is a favorite. I saw this band back in 03 or 04 in Atlantic City and they blew my mind.

 

11) Guns n’ Roses - Before Axl Rose had a hissy fit and chased away Slash, this band was amazing for it’s 6 years of recording. They suck now but that doesn’t take away the awesome music they made in the late 80’s/early 90’s. I love their cover of "Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door" and "Welcome to the Jungle" always get me pumped. My love for Slash has allowed me to follow Velvet Revolver, his current band, as they are 25 on the list.

 

12) Jimmy Buffett - God I wish I was him; owning my own island, tequilla, beer, and resort in Florida. Jimmy’s music has always been very good and geared towards the crowd who loved to relax and go on vacation. Saw him in AC on 6/30/07 for the first time. Fins up Jimmy. I think "He Went to Paris" is my favorite song and always makes me tear up.

 

13) Elton John - Seen him twice. Despite being gay (which means nothing to me), he is one of ym heros as well as far as music. My goal is to see him and Billy Joel "Face2Face." He is a wonderful writer and pianist and "Rocket Man" is my favorite song by him.

 

14) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Even though they sing about California a lot. I love these guys. Good music, a crazy bass player in Flea, and kick-ass attitude. Can’t wait to hear the new album. "Dani California" is my favorite.

 

15) Queen - Again, gay means nothing to me. An amazing British rock band and may Freddie Mercury rest in peace. "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Fat Bottomed Girls" head my list of songs. I love playing BR on the piano and singing it because it’s such a difficult task to reach his range.

 

16) Five for Fighting - Beautiful singing and piano playing by John Ondrusek. "100 Years" brings tears to my eyes when I sing it and I want to sing it to my wife on my wedding day. They are an underrated band and I love them.

 

17) Aerosmith - Just an awesome, bluesy, hard rockin’ band. Joe Perry is amazing on guitar and Steven Tyler has just an awesome voice. Favorite song has to be "Dream On."

 

18) Blues Traveler - The Hook certainly brought me back to mellow/bluesy styled music thanks to my brother. "Run Around" is my favorite no doubt and I think John Popper is the coolest guy alive. He, of course, plays a bitchin’ harmonica. I’m eventually learning that instrument next.

 

19) Metallica - James Hettfiled is a BA even though they kinda sold out. I still love their old shit as "One" is truely a rock anthem. I also like "Nothing Else Matters."

 

20) John Mayer - Saw him in AC. I became a fan of his thanks to Brittany and thanks to Live Earth. He’s an amazing guitarist but his writing is only OK. His new single "Say" is probably gonna be my favorite only behind "Gravity."

 

21) Foo Fighters - Jimmy got me into them and I became an even bigger fan after seeing them in Philly in January of 08. David Grohl has such a great stage presence that he can entertain anyone w/ his singing, guitar playing, drum playing, and even his sense of humor. "The Pretneder," "Times Like These," and "Monkey Wrench" are my favorites.

 

22) The Who - Great classic rock band. I’m starting to listen to "Tommy" which will hopefully get into them like "The Wall" did for Floyd. my favorite song of there’s is "Behind Blue Eyes" and "Baba O’ Riley

 

23) Rolling Stones - "Sympathy For the Devil" is one of my favorite songs ever. It’s kinda hard to like classic rock and not like the Stones. They are such a cool band.

 

24) Smashing Pumpkins - Live Earth got me into them. They have a unique sound and I enjoy their music so much. "Today" is my favorite song by them.

 

25) Velvet Revolver - Thank you Slash for giving me good music to get into. They passed Limp Bizkit for the last spot because of Slash and my growing interest in them. They will be great very soon.

 

Honorable Mentions:

-Limp Bizkit - good before Fred Durst sold out

-Blink 182 - best punk band ever

-Green Day - 2nd best punk band ever

-Gomez - thanks to OAR, I wouldn’t have liked them. They allowed me to appreicate Indie rock

-Jimi Hendrix - he is just amazing

-Bob Marley - one day he’ll get his wish and the world be a happy place

 

2002

-9/28 - Paul McCartney – Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City

-11/15 – Elton John – Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City

2003

2004

2005

-4/9 – The Eagles – Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City

-9/1 – Stephen Lynch – Borgata Music Box, Atlantic City

-11/26 – OAR – Tweeter Center, Camden

-12/13 – Dave Matthews Band (missed) – Wachovia Center, Philadelphia

2006

-1/12 – Stephen Lynch – Borgata Music Box, Atlantic City

-2/18 – Fab Forever: Beatles cover – Hilton, Atlantic City

-3/7 – Billy Joel – Wachovia Center, Philadelphia

-6/3 – Big Shot: Billy Joel cover – House of Blues, Atlantic City

-6/23 – Dave Matthews Band – Hershey Park, Hershey

-8/10 – OAR – Tweeter Center, Camden

-10/7 – Elton John – Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City

-11/18 - Angels and Airwaves – House of Blues, Atlantic City

2007

-1/6 – The Wailers – House of Blues, Atlantic City

-1/24 – OAR – Tweeter Center, Camden

-1/27 – OAR - Madison Square Garden, New York City

-6/1 – Roger Waters – Wachovia Center, Philadelphia

-6/30 – Jimmy Buffett – Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City

-7/7 – Live Earth – Giants Stadium, East Rutherford

-7/20 – Machine: Pink Floyd cover – House of Blues, Atlantic City

-7/22 – John Mayer – Borgata Main, Atlantic City

-8/5 - Rain: Beatles cover – Tropicana, Atlantic City

-8/7 – Dave Matthews Band – Tweeter Center, Camden

-8/18 – OAR – Tweeter Center, Camden

2008

-2/21 – Foo Fighters – Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia

-4/5 - Get the Led Out: Led Zeppelin cover - House of Blues, Atlantic City

-4/16 – Billy Joel – Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh

-6/3 – Dave Matthews Band – Tweeter Center, Camden

-6/4 – Dave Matthews Band – Tweeter Center, Camden

-6/19 - Pearl Jam - Tweeter Center

-6/27 - Dave Matthews Band – Hershey Park, Hershey

-6/28 - Blues Traveler - Tropicana Casino, Atlantic City

-7/9 – Billy Joel – Hershey Park, Hershey

-8/24 – Jimmy Buffett – Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City

Top 25 Favorit Songs

1) Piano Man - Billy Joel: This was one of the first songs I ever listened to and that fueled my passion for Billy Joel and inspired me to play piano.

2) Highway to Hell - AC/DC: This was probably my first favorite hard rock song. Bad ass riff mixed w/ the "live reckless" attitude.

3) Stairway ot Heaven - Led Zeppelin: This is probably the greatest song ever written. It's a "law" in music to never excelerate through a song but it worked beautifuly. This defined Zeppelin's diversity. It starts out as a slow folk song and excellerates into a ballad, and finally ends in hard-rock fashion w/ one of the most famous riffs in rock history.

4) Money - Pink Floyd: This song defines Floyd's style. The cash register sound effects were hard to put in sync w/ the rest of the song. In my opnion, this song also probably has the coolest bass line in rock along w/ beautiful sax and guitar solos.

5) Sympathy For the Devil - Rolling Stones: This song defines Rolling Stones. This is a bit of a history lesson w/ a twist. It talks about some of the evil times in world history that the devil had to do w/ such as the death of Jesus, killing of the Kennedys, and troubadors in Bombay.

6) Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd: The meaning of this song isn't clear but it's a 50/50 shot that it's either the effects of heroine or being depressed. It's such a beautiful song and ironic it has one of these 2 meanings. It originally wasn't supposed to be on "The Wall" but they found a way of putting it in the album. It also contains two very beautiful guitar solos.

7) Hotel California - Eagles: Greed or drugs? No one knows but these is one thing that is certain, it has another of classic rock's greatest guitar solos. Don Henley is truely a master as he sings this song from behind the drum set. I saw them do this song live and was in awe.

8) The River Of Dreams - Billy Joel: The second of 2 songs that got me into piano and  Billy Joel. The hip hop/reggae beat mixed w/ lyrics talking about searching for ones soul and meaning in life.

9) All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix: This song was written by the great folk singer Bob Dylan but was made famous by Hendrix.

10) Ants Marching - Dave Matthews Band: First DMB song I liked and basically got me into the band and they are probably my favorite rock band right now competeing w/ Floyd, Zeppelin, and OAR. This song is about a monotinous life style.

11) Baba O'Riley - The Who: Also known as "Teenage Wasteland," it talks about the lost generation basically. It, too, is famous for it's famous opening riff. CSI New York also uses this song as it's opening.

12) Captain Jack - Billy Joel: This song is sung a child hood drug dealer in Long Beach Island where Joel grew up. It basically talks about how Captain Jack will make all your hardships go away like your dad dying, failing school, and other hardships

13)  Crush - Dave Matthews Band: This song is just amazing. I can relate this song to how I feel when I'm in love. I seem to get caught up in everything this girl does, like she's casting a spell on me. This song features one of the best violin solos by Boyd Tinsley and a smooth Jazz aura to go with the amazing lyrics.

14) Sloop John B - The Beach Boys: My favorite Beach Boys song. I think it's a cool song. Nothing more.

15) Wonderful Day - O.A.R.: This is my first OAR song I really got into. It's such a fun song w/ a cool sax solo.

16) Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Guns N' Roses: The Bob Dylan classic famously done by both GnR and Eric Clapton. It again shows how many Dylan songs have been covered.

17) Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers: I like this song a lot but I'm not too sure what it means. I'm guessing it's about the the whole California experience w/ drugs, porn, movies, and material items.

18) Paradise City - Guns N' Roses: Who doesn't love this song? It's crazy. It's awesome. It's Crawesome!

19) One - Metallica: This is Metallica's greatest song and heavy metal's "Free Bird." It's a song on the evils of war. It starts out beautifully and sirene and ends violently, like gun-play.

20) Layla - Eric Clapton: There is so much to say about this song. Brief History; he wrote this song for a girl he was desperate for and she broke his heart. "You got me on my knees" is his way of begging her to love him. This song's recorded version is one of his most famous songs but the rare version not many people know is off of the Unplugged album. He does it accustic w/ a bluesy style and it's f***ing awesome.

21) While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Beatles: This my favorite Beatles song. It is written by George Harrison and it became his most famous solo piece as well. It's got a sick guitar solo and it's been covered my Peter Frampton and Eric Clapton.

22) Aqualung - Jethro Tull: The whole album is full of hits and it's no suprise either. Jethro is famous for it's jazz flute but suprisingly it is not featured at all in probably their greatest song written. The story of a homeless man is brilliant.

23) Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen: I love harmonizing. Queen was spectacular w/ that and Freddy Mercury (RIP) had an amazing voice. This song is funny, imagintive, and it simply rocks.

24) American Pie - Don McLean: "Bye bye Miss American Pie..." is one of classic rocks most famous choruses. It was written to remeber the death of Buddy Holly in a plane crash in the 60's that was said to be the day music died when in facyt it was the day music changed because it opened up doors for bands like the Beattles, Stones, and Dylan to become famous. It describes Dylan as the Jester, Mick Jagger as the Devil, and the thorny crown was in reference to Lennon claiming the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.

25) Hurricane - Bob Dylan: This is probably Dylan's best song. It's story about Ruben "Hurricane" Carter, a boxer who was framed for a bar murder in New Jersey. It tells how racism and bad blood jailed him and prevented him from fighting for the heavy weight title. It is also the theme song to the movie "Hurricane" starring Denzel Washington as Carter.

YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY KNOW YOUR A EAGLES FAN WHEN:


1.) YOU YELL SUCKS AFTER THEY ANNOUNCE EVERY PLAYER ON THE OTHER TEAM (even when your at home, or at a bar, or even at a nice restaraunt with tv's)

2.) A.) ALL THE STALLS AND URINALS ARE TAKEN, YOU PISS IN THE SINKS AND TRASHCANS...
B.) YOU GO TO DALLAS (along with 25000 other birds fans) TO SEE THE EAGLES PLAY ON MONDAY NIGHT AND YOU PISS IN THEIR SINKS AND TRASHCANS.

3.) YOU START EAGLES CHANTS AT SIXERS PLAYOFF GAMES (coming this friday 4/29)

4.) YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE GONNOREAH THEN SEE JIMMY JOHNSON WIN ONE MORE SUPERBOWL... REGARDLESS OF WHAT TEAM HES COACHING

5.) YOU ARRIVE FOR TAILGATING AT 5:30 AM WITH NO LESS THEN ENOUGH ALCOHOL FOR THE TROJAN ARMY, NO MATTER WHAT TIME THE GAME STARTS.

6.) YOU LOVE THAT LITTLE BLIND BASTARD TIMMY, AND YOU SAW HIM SING IN JACKSONVILLE AT THE EAGLES PEP RALLY.

7.) YOU SNEAK A FLASK OR 3 INTO EVERY GAME.

8.) YOU HAD SEASON TICKETS IN THE 700 LEVEL OF THE VET EVEN WHEN THE EAGLES SUCK (I.E. BOBBY HOYING/RODNEY PETE/TY DETMER ERA)

9.) YOU KNOW WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE GIANTS GOALPOST PAD AFTER RETURNING A KICKOFF.

10.) YOU OWN AT LEAST ONE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING THAT SAYS: "DALLAS SUCKS" OR "FUCK DALLAS"


thats when you know

Link: http://liveearth.msn.com/concerts/US

I had the honor to go to the Live Earth festival on 7/7/07 and I have to say it was one of the greatest shows I have ever seen either on TV, DVD, live, etc. This was the setlist in order:

Kenna (Face the Gun; Sun Red Blue Sky)

KT Tunstall (Black Horse and the Cherry Tree; Other Side Of the World)

Taking Back Sunday (What It Feels Like to Be A Ghost; Liar; Make Damn Sure)

Keith Urban/Alisha Keys (Gime' Shelter)

Keith Urban (Days Go By; I Told You So)

Ludacris (I Sport; Stand Up Just Like That Yea; Pimpin' All Over the World; Glamorous; Money Maker)

AFI (The Missing Frame; Love Like Winter; Miss Murder; Ziggy Stardust; Speech)

Fall Out Boy (Sugar We're Going Down; Thanks For the Memories; Dance Dance; This Ain't A Scene It's An Arms Race)

Akon (Smack That; Don't Matter; Mama Africa)

John Mayer (Belief; Vultures; Gravity; Waiting For the World to Change)

Mellissa Etherage (I Need to Wake Up; Imagine That)

Alisha Keys (For Love Or Money; Living For the City; Mercy Mercy Me; The Thing About Love; If I Ain't Got You)

Dave Matthews Band (One Sweet World; Don't Drink the Water; Too Much)

Kelly Clarkson (Walk Away; How I Feel; Never Again; Sober; Since U Been Gone)

Kanye West (Heard Em Say; All Falls Down; Gold Digger; Diamonds Are Forever; Can't Tell Me Nothin'; Jesus Walks; Touch the Sky)

Bon Jovi (Lost Highway; It's My Life; Wanted Dead Or Alive; Who Says You Can't Go Home; Livin' On A Prayer)

Smashing Pumpkins (United States; Bullet With Butterfly Wings; Tarantula; Today)

Roger Waters (In The Flesh; Money; Us & Them; Brain Damage; Eclipse; Anpther Brick In the Wall Part 2)

The Police (Driven' To Tears; Roxanne; Can't Stand Losin' You)

The Police/John Mayer/Kanye West (Message In A Bottle)

 

I also want to break down the show a little bit w/ some awards lol:

Best Act - Bon Jovi, Roger Waters, & Smashing Pumpkins

Worst Act - Mellissa Etherage, Ludacris, & AFI

Most Suprise - Keith Urban

Most Dissapointing - Dave Matthews Band

Best Speaker - none

Worst Speaker - everyone

Best Chimpanzee Call - Jane Goodall

"When the fuck did we get icecream?!" - The Ringer

"I love to see a fat guy score...(why?) 'Cause you get a fat guy's spike and then you get a fat guy's dance." - John Madden "Replacements"

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..." - Luke Wilson "Old School"

-"All alone or in twos, the ones who really love you, walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand, and some gathered together in bands, the bleeding hearts and the artists make their stand. And when they've given their all, some stagger and fall. After all it's not easy banging your heart against some mad bugger's Wall" - Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

"The world must be going to hell because the best rapper is white  (Eminem) and the best golfer is black  (Tiger Woods)" - Charles Barkley

"Whoa! Let's say you have no idea and leave it there. No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea about what we do we would not be good at what we do. We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?" - Departed

"When I die, I want to be burried face down so all my critics can kiss my ass" - Bobby Knight

"One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind" - Hugh Laurie on House

"Only thing that comes from Texas is steers and queers and I don't see any horns, boy" - Full Metal Jacket

"You wanna' get lit and jump of the roof of my house?" - "Orange County"

"Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer" - "The Godfather"

"They say Pam (Anderson) would be nobody without her tits. But it's not true! It's not true. She'd be Paris Hilton" - Sara Silverman

"Marijuana is a felony offense in the good Christian state of Nevada while you can fuck a hooker on the hood of your car, in a Toys 'R Us Parking lot...at high noon on Easter Sunday" - Charlie Viracola

"You're gonna' get hit tommorow and you'll shit your pants" - a mother to our running back Zach Luckett after he ate 30 meatballs the night before a game

"Hey! what's this liein' around shit!...What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...It ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's go. Ohhhhhhh!" - John Belushi in "Animal House"

"My teeth are real...they're just not mine" - my dad

"Man Law: No man shall use games as an excuse to drink alcohol. If you want to drink a beer, drink a fucking beer. There is no need to include beer pong, a beer funnel, card games, etc." - Chris "T-Bone" Schroeder Jr. Esq. III from my Eagles Myspace group.

"I'm no dummy, Just because I have a southern accent and I stutter sometimes don't mean I'm dumb." - Charlie Manuel, Phillies Manager

"I've seen a lot of things in my life but that....was....awesome" - Chris Farley in "Tommy Boy"

"I hate steam...whoever invented steam sucks!" - Dane Cook

"I like Vicky and she likes me. She even showed me her boobies and I liked them too!" - Adam Sandler in "Water Boy"

"You can do it!" - Rob Shneider in every fuckin' Adam Sandler movie

"Yes, there are two paths you can go by but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on"- Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven"

"We're on a mission from God" Dan Akroyd in "Blues Brothers"

"Git 'r done!!" - Larry the Cable Guy

"Will you teach me to football?" - "The Longest Yard"

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug" - Rick James

"You're ma' boy, Blue" Will Farrell in "Old School"

"Toga, toga, toga" - John Belushi in "Animal House"

"Excuses are like assholes, everyone has 'em 'n' they stink" - Adam Corolla

"Heroes get remembered but legends never die" - "Sandlot"

"There used to be a way to stick it to the man, and that was called rock & roll. But guess what? Oh, no! The man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV!" Jack Black in "School of Rock"

"God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" - Robin Williams

"You can do no great things. Only small things with great love" - Mother Theresa

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, for whoever believes in him might not perish but have eternal life" - John 3:16

-Drew Rosenhaus convinced TO that a cry for help would get him a new, and therefore better, contract.

-He has Drew Bledsoe in his fantasy league

-He got Tea Bagged by Jerry Jones to get his latest bonus

-He thought coming back to play after trying to kill himself would be heroic.

-Bill Parcels tried on his tights and ripped them

-Home made "adult" video featuring Jeff Garcia was leaked to the public

-"Aw shit, I trash talked McNabb to have Bledsoe as my QB? Fuck!"

-Couldn't take Will & Grace being off the air anymore

-Has 0 friends on his Myspace...not even Tom

-His new nickname is O.D.

-Got AIDS from Nicolette Sheriton

-Deion Sanders is one of his friends (for those who didn't get that, Neon Deon attempted suicide in the mid-90's as well)

I  think T.O. now stands for "Terribly Owned." I want to thank the people of the Eagles group I'm in for the best of their top reasons. If you want to read the others that kinda sucked, check out the group and look up the respective topic. God I hope these get put on David Letterman.

hey here's a sonnet i wrote for lit. class the other day. before u read it i want u to know that it is not about any particular person so get off my ass abou it. u can comment it if u want......

There is only one girl that I love

With beauty and with passion

She is like an angel from above

Well-dressed and well-fashioned

 

Her eyes are the deepest of blue and green

Like a sea they sparkle with the sun

Her hair is like a girl’s in a magazine

The shiniest shade of blonde

 

Her skin is soft and is radiant with bliss

From her toes to her head

She’s got the softest, most tender kiss

For her lips are full and red

 

But it’s not her beauty that I lust

It’s her heart, her love, and her trust