How Well Do You Know Your #1 Top Friend???

1) What's their name?
Ellen

2).Do you trust them?
absopositutely

3) Where did you meet them?
In ninth grade, at Sherwood High School. yes

4) How old were you when you first met?
I was in ninth grade... soo... 14 years old? and yes

5) Is this person one of your best friends?
shes everything better than the best.

6) Say something that only makes sense to u and them.
2 words: fluffernutter sandwiches.... duhhhh and of course the silver diner

7) Is this person older than you?
psshh no, shes a baby!

8) when was the last time u saw them?
ummm like 2 and a half hours ago

9) when was the last time you talked to them on the phone?
um at like 3 so like 9 hours ago

10) Are you related to this person?
i wish

13) Are you their b/f or g/f?
practically...

14) Do you have nicknames for each other?
JoEllen for we are the same person, and el and darling and so on and so forth

15) Do you have pics of this person on your myspace?
um hello just look at my default picture please!

16) How many times do you talk/write to this person in a week?
farrrrr too many to count. probably like more times than there are numbers

17) Do you think the person will repost this?
no because i just stole it from her and then that would create a never ending cycle of reposting.

18) Could u live with this person?
without hesitation. i practically already do

19) what is this persons favorite color?
ellen is weird and doesnt pick favorite colors because she cant decide and likes all the colors.

20)why is this person #1 on your top 6?
because she completes me.

21) Have you seen this person cry?
ellen doesnt cry very often at all but i do believe i have seen her cry before in my lifetime

22) Do you know this persons middle name?
ellen is weird. her middle name is lizbeth... no E, i guess she already has enough E's in her name with Ellen and Ennes. gosh. weirdo!

now its stolen to the second degree...

1] describe your last kiss:
in my basement i guess

2] who's car were you in last?
mine, driving to my fathers house

3] what was the highlight of your weekend?
the silver diner, as always, but saturday morning is right up there

4] what color shirt are you wearing?
purple

5] how do you get to school?
i drive

6] how long have you been friends with your best friend(s)?
well since 2nd grade, or since 9th/10th grade

7] What's on your mind right now?
dementors

8] last funny thing you saw?
the tickle me elmo extreme video is pretty darn funny.

9] last thing you ate?
ring tum diddy!

10. last thing you drank?
peach ice tea

11] How did you sleep last night?
not very well at all, actually quite badly

13] when was the last time you smiled/laughed?
ummm at caribou earlier tonight.

14] what did you say last?
probably something like "okay" to my father about some nonsense

15] where is your phone?
on my desk

17] what color are your eyes?
green ish

18] what shoes are you wearing?
black and pink and grey vans.

19] who came over last night?
no one did

20] name the last three things you have bought in the past 3 days?
ummm coffee, sushi, and gas

21] who/what do you hate currently?
hate is such a harsh word

22] what are you listening to?
harry potter

23] when was the last time you got drunk/drank?
um like july

24] what's your favourite scent?
hollister august

25] who makes you the happiest right now?
my friends.

26] does someone have a crush on you?
doubtful

27] do you have a crush on someone?
oh i dont know

29] what was the first thing you said when you woke up?
sweet.

30] are you left-handed?
Nope

32] what can't you wait to do?
um lots of things... go to spain!

33] what are your plans for tommarow?
school, cheeburger to see jeff's baby, helping my mom move furniture, homework?, dinner?


The Uncomfortable Survey

(lets see if you can get through it. if not, you're too scared about your past)

1. How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?
one.

2. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
No not particularly

3. Are you crushin on someone?
haha um sure

4. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
i dont really know what love feels like.

5. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
gosh i hope not.

6. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
im just always happy.

7. Have you ever been cheated on?
not that i am aware of

8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
unfortunately

9. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i hope not

10. Talk to any of your exes?
yes indeed i do.

11. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
yes.

12. Think any of your exes still have feelings for you?
no i dont believe so

13. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
i think i am.

14. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
nope

15. Have you been in an abusive relationship?
nope

16. Have you dated someone older than you?:
yes

17. Younger?:
yeahh

18. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yes, i do

19. Believe in love at first sight?
not particularly

20. Ever been given an engagement ring?
haha, no.

21. Do you want to get married?
yeah i do

22. Do you have something to say to any of your exes?:
nope, pretty much everything is out in the open

23. Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
no

24. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
nope.

25. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
yeah, pretty much it does.

 it's been a while... sorry. yayayya for ellen!

Full name: Joanne K Richardson
Home town: brinklow
Birthday: January 23rd
Contacts or glasses: neither.
Piercings: just my ears.
Do you wear any rings?: meh not really anymore
What shoes do you wear? uhhh lots... my favorites are my pola dot vans or my dcs or my chucks.

Just Lately

How are you today? well im in a splendid mood today. hah i am actually quite hyper as we speak.
What pants are you wearing? my blue shorts that are really really comfy
What shirt are you wearing? ummm my blue tshirt but i have my black metros sweat shirt on top.
What song are you listening to right now? ummmmm im watching a movie
What was the last thing you ate? sweedish fish
How is the weather right now? its nice out and dark and i love night time bcuz of the stars 

More About You

What are the last four digits of your phone? 0408
If you were a crayon what color would you be? orange
Have you ever almost died? not that i can recall
Do you like the person you got this survey from? i love ellen ennes with a flaming passion
What makes you happy? i agree with ellen... friends, sky, foooood.
What's the best advice ever given to you? psh i donno too much to remember
Ever done drugs? meh not really
What sport do you hate the most? baseball and golf bcuz they are boring
What sport do you love the most? swimming (yes i know but its true)
How many TVs do you have in your house? uhh in this house there are 8 tvs.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? haha yeah like amiilion
Have you ever broken a bone? yeahh i have

Who do you tell your dreams to? my closest friends

You and Love

Do you believe in love? yes i do 
Do you believe in love at first sight? meh sometimes
Do you want to get married? i suppose
What song do you want to be played at your wedding? uh i have no idea

This/That

Lights on or off: depends on the situation
McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Do you wish on stars? yes i do. almost every night
Which finger is your favorite? uhhhh i donno
Do you like your handwriting? meh its alright sometimes but most of the time no i dont like it
What's your favorite lunch meat? turkey. def.
Any bad habits? yes
Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf? haha nope. i am very proud of all my cds from backstreet boys to celine dion.
If you were another person would you be friends with yourself? hahaha maybe.
Are you a daredevil? kind of
Do looks matter? meh its not everything
What do you miss the most right now? i miss a lot right now.
What are you thinking of right now? friends
Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? yes and i will one day find it
Do fish have feelings? yes i believe they do
How do you release anger? i occasionally scream into a pillow, other times i punch the wall, other times i write, and other times i just yell
Where is your second home? everywhere
Do you trust others easily? yeah i suppose i do
What was your favorite toy as a child? i think it was my doll.
What class in school do you use as "nap time"? cooking
Are you in love with someone? no not really 
What's your favorite color(s)? orange
Ever been on TV or in the newspaper? ive been in the newspaper almost every summer but thats just for swimming nonsense
Do you use sarcasm a lot? yeah i really do. haha
What are your nicknames? wayy too many, jo, joey, sir joseph, jojo... to name a few
Would you bungee jump? yes thatd be pretty awesome
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no
What are you worried about right now? life, school, college
Anything else you want to add? umm no not really.i think im gonna go now though buhbyesss

yay for ellen

It said label it 22 questions and spill your guts... but i didn't. here it goes anyways. please enjoy...

1. First thing you did this morning?
get dressed then brush my teeth

2. Last thing you ate?
peaches

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
no i love my cell phone!! 

4. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
spring break and summer!!!

5. What's annoying you right now?
school bcuz i have to go there in like an hour

6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
uhhh i dont remember it was a realllyyyy long time ago. sike i saw love movie or whatever that was called

7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
yeah i guess

8. When was the last time it rained?
kinda rained/snowed yesterday 

9. Is there someone you miss?
sure there is

10. Who was the last person you texted?
uh my mom i thnk

11. If you could kill someone who would you kill??
haha, that is to remain unspoken.

12. Who's your favorite: Mom or Dad? im not going to answer that question

13. Are there a few things you wish you were better at?
a few? try... a few dozen.

14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
in my bed? haha, i really do just love sleep. lol... me too

15. What's your most vivid memory from 7th grade?
i hated 7th grade

16. Latest addiction?
coffee 

17. Have you ever had the urge to kill someone?
sometimes

18. How many people would you say you are interested in?
none 

19. What do you love doing?
i love my friends and i love sleep 

20. Do you think someone thinks about you daily?
that would be wonderful wouldnt it

21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
uh online i last talked to nirav... in person i last talked to my step mom

22. What do you want to be when you grow up??
an interior designer 

i love ellens surveyssss

T.h.e. W.h.o.s

Who is in the house with you? my momm and my kitties

Who was the last person to IM you? nirav

Who are you thinking about now? people

Who did you last talk to on the phone? uhh my dad

Who's house did you last go to? ellens

Who do you sit next to in your 2nd period class? brookeee

Who is you favorite teacher? ms heinbuch or mr prange... jo no se

Who's birthday is next? uhhh niravs duhhhh 

Who was the last person you told you love them? uh ellen

Who do you wish you were with right now? hmmm people

Who's your favorite relative? lots

Who gets on your nerves the most from your school? lol, that list would be wayyyy too long for this survey.<<-- YAY

Who do you hope will take this survey? no one. haha sike

T.h.e. W.h.e.r.e.s.

Where do you go to school? Sherwood High

Where do you live? in Maryland at my house.

Where is your phone? my cell is right next to me on the desk.

Where are your parents? my mom is asleep

Where do you sleep? in my bed, duh.

Where do you shop the most? anywhere

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? my brother got it for me from the greenday concert that i couldnt go to.

Where did you last take a car ride to? ellens

Where in your house are you? the homework room

Where did you get this survey? LNNS


T.h.e. W.h.a.t.s

What was the last thing you ate? jerrys pizza

What was the last thing you drank? coke

What color pants are you wearing? black

What is the closest item near you that is blue? my folder 

What do you like about school? seeing my friends, when i actually do well on things, lunchtime. haha.... me too

What is your gender preference (guy or girl)? guysss. duh.

What are you wearing on your feet? nothing

What instant messaging service do you use? AIM

What is your favorite color? orange

What is your screen name? crazylaxgirl1

What is your most used away message? uhhh "call me" 

What is your favorite website? myspace.com, sadly. haha

What is your favorite shoe brand? lots

What do you wear more; jeans or skirts? jeans of course.

What is the last movie watched? the lion king last night

What song do you currently hear? nothings its all quiet

T.h.e. W.h.y.s

Why are you taking this survey? cause im bored

Why does basically half the world have a Myspace? bcuz its really just that cool. 

Why do we have to go to school? to make us smart

Why are (some) guys jerks/girls bitches? bcuz they were raised that way

Why did you take this particular survey? it looked interesting

Why are your best friends your best friends? because i love them.

Why are people labeled (like emo, goth, prep etc.)? usually how they dress and who they hang out with...

Why is wood brown? are you serious? lol.

Why do the people on the news repeat the same stuff over and over? cause... that's what they're paid to do and they don't have anything more interesting to tell us.

Why is everyone obsessed over the Olympics? umm... i don't know. i'm not. do i not count in the collective "everyone"?

T.h.e. W.h.e.n.s

When did you start school? i dunno... whenever i started preschool... how old was i... 2? 3?

When did you meet your best friend? 2nd grade

When is your birthday? Jan 23rd

When did you last go to the mall? a while ago

When did you last buy a new pair of pants? uh a longgg time ago

When did you last burn a candle? even longer ago

When were you last at school? tonight at 830... boooo

When did you last see your dad? um saturday

When did you last take a shower? this morning

THE END

yippie skippie another survey!

1.Made out for more than 3 minutes? yeah

2. Slept in a bed other than your own? yeah

3. Made out in a movie theatre? yeah

4. Made out in the forest? uhhh not that i know of

5. Thought your cousin was hot? well he is duhhh

6. Drank a gallon of milk in one hour? uh nope

7. Slept naked? nope

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? nope

10. Painted your room? uh not me personally

12. Danced in front of your mirror? of course

13. Gotten a hicky? nope

14. Crapped your pants? haha, no sir

15. Stole money from friend? nope

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yeah

17. Been in a fist fight? nope

18. Snuck out of your house? nope

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
20. Been arrested? nope

21. Made out with a stranger? yes

22. Left your house with out telling your parents? possibly

23. Had a crush on your neighbor? yep yep

24. Ditched school to do something more fun? yeah

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yeah

26. Seen someone die? nope

27. Been on a plane? yeah

28. Kissed a picture? yep

29. Slept in until 3? nope

30. Love someone or miss someone right now? yeah i guesssss

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yesssssss

32. Made a snow angel? yeah

33. Played dress up? oh but of course

34. Cheated while playing a game? uh maybe when i was little

35. Been lonely? yes

36. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes earlier today actually

37. Been to a club? yes

38. Felt an earthquake? nope

40. Ran a red light? not that i know of

41. Been suspended from school? nope

42. Had detention? nope

43. Been in a car accident? kinda

44. Hated the way you look? yeah like everyday

45. Witnessed a crime? um not a major one

46. Been lost? yeah

47. Been to the opposite side of the country? yeah

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? yeah

49. Cried yourself to sleep? yeah

50. Sang karaoke? yeah

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? yeah

52. Laughed till some kind of drink came out of your nose? yeah

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yeah

54. Kissed in the rain? yeah

55. Sung in the shower? duhhhh

56. Had a dream that you married someone? probably

57. Glued your hand to something? nope

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? haha, nope

59. Ever gone to school partially naked? nope

60. Been a cheerleader? nope

61. Sat on a roof top? yeah

62. Didn't take a shower for a week? uh nope

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? yeah

64. Played chicken? yeah

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? yep yep

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeah

67. Broken a bone? yeah

68. Been easily amused? yeah

69. Laughed so hard you cried? yeah

70. Cheated on a test? yeah

72. Blacked out from drinking? yeah

73. Played a prank on someone? yeah

74. Gone to a late night movie? yeah

75. Made love to anything not human? nope

76. Failed a class? nope

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? nope

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? nope 

79. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? nope

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? yeah

81. Thrown strange objects? yeah

82. Felt like killing someone? yeah

83. Thought about running away? yeah

84. Ran away? partially

85. Had detention and not attend it? nope

86. Made a parent cry? probably

87. Cried over someone? yeah

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? yeah

89. Dated someone more than once? nope

90. Have a dog? nope

91. Own an instrument? yes

92. Been in a band? nope

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day? ew no

94. Fucked a dog? nope

95. Shot a gun? nope

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours? yeah probably

98. Have a major crush on someone right now? no not technically

100. Ever had a friend betray your trust? i dont think so

YAY

27 random questions

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
ew grosssss

2. How much cash do you have on you?
uh like $3 i think

3. whats a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
floor

4. Favorite planet?
uh.... pluto bcuz hes also a disney character

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
my home

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
hmmm red hot chili peppers

7. What shirt are you wearing?
the little mermaid

8. Do you "label" yourself?
not really

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?

im not

10. Bright or Dark Room?
bright

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
spooney is the coolest person alive and i love her to death!

12. Do you have hemroids?
no

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
writing my stupid research paper

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"are you here?"

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
hmm i donno if hte one by sherwood is closer or the one in olney. i just donno

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
dude

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
ellen

18. Last furry thing you touched?
um my teddy bear

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
none

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
uh like 2 i think

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
hmm... now

22. Your worst enemy?
i dont have one

23. What is your current desktop picture?
adam from loser's luck being extremely hot

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"muah"

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly
i have always wanted to fly... ever since me and caroline tried to fly in her backyard with umbrellas.

26. Do you like someone?
i truely dont know

27. Do you need groceries?
probably

yay that was funnnn! p.s. everyone come see rock n roll this year bcuz there are still tickets and you should go and see ellen!!! yay