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james simmons


Last Updated: 1/11/2010

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 31
Sign: Libra

City: SACRAMENTO
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/27/2005

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Friday, December 19, 2008 

So Im not sure if anyone even 'myspaces' anymore. But I was just looking at my last Blogs from a long time ago and it made me laugh.  Man, time has passed and times have really changed, for myself and of course my obsessive  
carreer.  Or i should say my wife and my obsessive ness 

Leslie and I are expecting our first child due in April, a little girl.  We really could not be happier about the new arrival.  Leslie is showing, and i cant stop rubbing her belly.

Simz Productions has grown really into a monster of it's own.  New studio, great employees, cool clients, and the freedom of not really having a job for years.  of course running your own business is like having 10 jobs all at the same time.

But running around all the time has really damaged the friends front on many levels, friends have certainly come and certainly gone. Im not easy to live with, just ask Leslie.

Happy new year everyone, I wish you the best!

James

 

 

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 

So I've decided not to work for Girls Gone Wild, call me a puss but those woman are stupid and the guys who run that company are fucking retarded. 

Life is too short

Friday, January 12, 2007 

Some of you know I recently went down to Hollywood for an interview to produce the new Tom Green show, see story below, and you can watch the show on my video page.

 

It's late, 6:39pm, and L.A. traffic is a freaking nightmare.  I have some directions to tom's house scribbled on a napkin.  And seriously there is nothing worse than being lost in L.A. traffic because one wrong turn could cost you hours down here. Does I-5 connect to 101? I couldn't remember.

 

So anyone who knows me knows I called Leslie because I believe she has amazing powers to pull me out of any jam.  Leslie pulls out some maps and gets me going in the right direction.

 

Tom Greens house is on Multiview lane in the Hollywood hills, a twisted bumpy road.  Dark and almost one way.  Its funny these million dollar homes built around a road that belongs in some 3rd world country.

 

I was told to be at the house at 7:15 because the show starts at 8pm.  I was going to observe and see how the show worked.  Somehow I beat the traffic and arrived at the house 15 minutes.  I called the producer from outside the house to let him know I was early.  The producer's name is Robert Kurtz, really nice guy with good intentions but he is quitting the show and wants me to take over.  He told me over the phone Tom is pissed he is quitting and doesn't want me to came in for 20 minutes. 

 

Ok I have to piss, so I piss outside of Tom's house in the wheel well of my vehicle.  I thought for sure Tom Green would come walking up as I piss in front of his house, but he didn't. 

 

I heard some beats coming from the house and I remember Snoop Dog was supposed to show up.  I thought sweet Snoop! 

Finally 20 minutes comes to an end and I walk through the first gate to get to the front door where I punch the call button.  Robert buzzes me in and I'm in the house. 

 

Beautiful wood floors, art, giant kitchen and in the front room, a TV studio.  Tom has built his own studio in his living room.  Out the windows are the amazing views of the city from the Hollywood hills.

 

 Robert greets me, and starts to show me around.  I've seen the show on the web and I was impressed by the setup.  I thought it be a couple of crappy cameras and cheap equipment.  But on the contrary some serious hours were put in to build this setup. 

 

Robert has prepared me to meet Tom.  He told me "Tom is really pissed about me leaving so don't come up with an ideas for the show for a couple of months".  I still don't know what he meant by that.  Anyways, Robert wonders off and from out of no where Tom pops around the corner.  So I'm fully prepared for some big Hollywood asshole, but on the contrary, I found Tom Green to be down to earth, nice and respectable.

He is almost giddy to meet me, showing me around the house turning on the studio lights, introducing me to the staff.  I thought, holy shit I could fully work for this guy. 

 

A few minutes go by; Judah Freedlander shows up, he's on that show 30 rock.  Another really cool guy, super laid back.  Tom comes up to me and says, "Were going to put you on the show tonight", I said "ok let's do it"

So here I am 10+ years in TV and I've never really had the camera on me!  The show starts and you can watch the show from there on my VIDEOS page.

 

First off the bat, something goes down at the top of the show and tom starts asking me how to fix it, I HAVE NO IDEA!  So I look like complete Dumbass on the show as I nervously chew gum,

Not to make this blog too long, I later got to have a few drinks with my Cousin who lives in Hollywood, Awesome! And I was never offered the job.  But I was the only one out a few hundred resumes they even asked to try out, so that made me feel good.

 

So there you have it, my 15 minutes of fame!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006 

I've decided to work for special interests, you know they're the ones always profiting from some sort of vote.  I don't know what makes them so special or what I would do at the special building but it seems, well, special.

Oh! And I want to be a spammer, seems like another good gig.  And a telemarketer, and call only cell phones getting people great deals on mortgages!  And I'll become a religious republican! And then a priest! And then I'll get old and milk cows! And then I'll blow up the world with my cow juice nuke bomb!!!! aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 

Current mood:  annoyed

So I'm done with stores looking in my bag after I buy shit.  Fry's and Costco.  They can go bite the fat one, I'm walkin out! Yeah!

And on a side note, Bush is retarded.  The Iraq war is retarded...If this is horse your backing..well you can bite a fat one too! Yeah!

ok i'm done...

 

Monday, July 03, 2006 
It's close to 1 am today and I'm finishing up the month of June I realized that I have produced 8 hours of network telvision, 4 special events, a few commercials, 17 different airline flights...fuck I'm tired. I've got a wife that loves me, coors light in hand...and a cat that poops in my face While i sleep. But my work is life right now. I miss friends, events, vacations....life. Is being successful everything? or is being successful not all it's cracked up too be? What the fuck is success?