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Sexe : Male
Statut : Célibataire
Age : 24
Zodiaque: Bélier

Ville : Orlando
Région : Florida
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 2/07/2005

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samedi, juillet 26, 2008 

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave them a comment 'You're It!' and to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you...

Heather- Because I can!

LinZ- Because I haven't agrivated her enough yet.

Cory- Why the Hell not?

Charlie- His will be incredibly random.

Jerry- Because he probably won't but maybe he can be swayed.

Taylor- Because her name came to mind.

George- Because techniqually George is Casey on Myspace and that way I can get around the no tag backs rule.

Summer- Because... I don't know.

Katina- Also because I can!

Tom- Because I'm not sure if he can really think about himself enough to come up with ten interesting enough things.

1. Well let's start with the obvious... I was born with both my hips dislocated and I was told I'd never walk... he he, joke's on them.

2. I have control issues and fear if I ever snapped and became any sort of serial killer I'd be a rapist.

3. I'm excited because I actually cooked tonight!!!!  and didn't burn it!!!

4. My favorite team in any sport or in anything period is the Kick Ass team of John, Charlie, and Casey Ray.

5. Happiness is my biggest goal in life even if that means sacrificing proffesional success.

6. Fullfilling the random fact part of this game... My phone is Orange.

7. I have a habit of not eating breakfast because the simple thought of food in the morning actually makes me a little sick.  Why?  I don't know possibly because I eat huge dinners and am still full in the morning.  Oddly enough I've been surviving capitally without the so called "most important meal of the day" for some time, which begs the question what makes breakfast so good?  And then why would someone wanna eat breakfast food for dinner?  That concept is beyond me.  It makes as much sence as wearing your hat on your hat on your feet and your shoes on your head... lol, I just used the word "your" five times in one sentence.  Anyway, the point is, I don't usually eat breakfast.

8. I have to have some sort of notebook to write down my brilliant ideas in even though I rarely forget them anyway.

9. Scrubs is funny :)

10. In closing I'd like to say I love redheads.  The end...

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vendredi, mai 11, 2007 

Humeur actuelle :  joyeux
"There is no rule that says a preposition is something you can't end a sentence with.  While it's a practice that has some roots in esoteric religious thought, there is no linguistic reason banning it." - Deane Jordan
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lundi, avril 30, 2007 

Humeur actuelle :  triste

What I will say, I will not tell thee now,   
Lest that preserve thee; and since my love is spent,
I'had rather thou shouldst painfully repent,
Than by my threatenings rest still innocent.

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jeudi, mars 22, 2007 
MWF Main Event/Upper Card
1. Stingray with 87.5%
2. Bubba Grod with 71.4%
3. Archaos with 70%
4. Jerry Omega with 56.25%
5. JTR with 50%
6. Genocide with 45.5%
7. Casey with 42.9%
8. David Owens 28.6%
9. Arsenic & Death with 25%
 
2XW Main Eventers (Based on number of matches)
1. Genocide with 56.8%
2. Big Kay with 54.3%
3. Dave Cena with 51.1%
4. Triple J with 48.9%
5. David Owens with 45.5%
6. Mike Savage with 45.1%
 
 
2XW Upper Card (Based on number of matches)
1. Stingray with 70.6%
2. Bubba J/ Manson with 57.9%
3. Jerry Omega with 57.5%
4. Aaron West with 52.2%
5. Steve Bryars with 48.6%
6. Arsenic with 39.4%
7. OBB/X with 38.1%
8. Tommy Lead with 35%
9. Venom with 30%
10. Borden with 18.5%
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mercredi, mars 07, 2007 

Humeur actuelle :  doué
Season 1
1. "Backyard Critters"
2. "The Poke-a-Ball"
3. "Legendary JerrBear"
4. "Journey to Mexibrookia"
5. "Lost City of Stanhope"
6. "Anceint Blues Clues"
7. "Teenagerhood"
8. "Midnight in Millbrook"
9. "The Magic Land of Mortar"
10. "Dangerous Mikahobo"
 
Season 2
11. "The Red, the Witch, and the Mexibrookian"
12. "More than the Law will Allow"
13. "In the Pilgrims Eye"
14. "The Jailhouse Rock"
15. "When Girl meets Ape"
16. "Beware the Jabberwock, my Witch"
17. "Three on the Hunt, Worth one in the Clink"
18. "Sapientia et Fortitudo" Part 1
19. "Sapientia et Fortitudo" Part 2
 
Season 3
20. "Close Encounters of the Manbeast kind"
21. "Rainy Day History"
22. "The Mortar Witch Project"
23. "Romancing the Skull"
24. "The Jimbobwan Fugative"
Minisode 1. "No Host"
Minisode 2. "Lost and Found"
Minisode 3. "Outta Breath?"
Minisode 4. "Honey do? Cason does!"
Minisode 5. "Karma"
Minisode 6. "Books and Crooks"
Minisode 7. "An Old Friend"
Minisode 8. "The Plan"
 
Season 4
Minisode 9. "A Plane Solution"
Minisode 10. "Where to?"
Minisode 11. "Meet Me in the Middle"
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jeudi, février 15, 2007 
April 13, 2005
"John vs. The Bug Beast"

Gather around and hear a tale of daring bravery in the face of certain doom. I am here to impart to you the epic tale of John T. Ray, Lacey Young, and the deadly beast that plagued the house of Lace.

Weeks ago I journeyed to the house of Lace to visit my significant other, Lacey. As day turned to night the will to remain awake slowly began to leave my beautiful counterpart. She made the decision that it was time to retire to bed for the night. In keeping with our tradition, I was to stay and guide her contently into dreamland before making absolutely sure that the house was safely locked down for the night. Then I would begin my journey home.
Lacey started up for her room but I had a mission of my own to complete before joining her. Nature had been calling me for some time now and was getting more stubborn about me answering. So I made my way to the toilet to relieve myself.
As I was just finishing my business I happened to glance over my left shoulder, and that is when I saw it. There, clinging to the wall in its deadly splendor and sickening elegance, was a cockroach. I calmly assessed the situation. This beast threatened the tranquility of the house of Lace. I couldn't allow this monstrosity to continue to draw a breath and risk it getting after Lacey.
I began to move slowly so as not to alert the bug to my plan. I finished peeing and grabbed at the toilet paper. I couldn't, after all, touch this beast with my bare hands. Its exoskeleton, as I have learned, contains a chemical that makes the bravest of people dive into a frantic frenzy of fright. With its victim thoroughly grossed it can then do the one horrible act that makes the cockroach a feared beast. It would… crawl on you. I shutter at the thought.
I carefully positioned myself to land the one critical blow that would render the bug incapacitated. I had dealt with these monsters before and I knew that the first blow was the most important. One misjudged move, one moment's hesitation and the horrible creature could unleash a world of horrors on its unsuspecting attacker.
I made my swing but the beast was quicker than I expected. It escaped my shot. I remained calm and rapidly retracted my arm. As long as I kept my distance I could still stage a successful attack. The roach, sensing me to be a worthy opponent that it wasn't prepared for, ran for cover to regroup. It shot behind the towel rack for cover.
I couldn't let the beast escape; the safety of the house of Lace was hanging in the balance. I kept a weather eye on the area around the rack incase it attempted to give me the slip. Carefully, I began pulling towels from the rack to get a better view of the new battleground. The slippery critter had gained the advantage by seeking an area difficult for me to easily maneuver. If I didn't keep my wits about me he could effortlessly utilize the deadly element of surprise to defeat me. Oh the horrors that would ensue if the heartless beast defeated me and then had his way with Lacey and her mother. I could not let it come to this!
I emptied the towel rack and to my surprise the bug was not to be seen. I became suddenly frightened. The monster could be anywhere. My first thought was that it had fled under one of the two blue rugs in attempt to stage an assault from my rear. I pulled the closest rug up from the floor but there was no sign of the beast. I promptly checked under the close hamper directly adjacent from the towel rack. Again my search was in vain. I was becoming anxious. Every passing second became hours to my mind, as I knew the crafty beast could very well gain the upper hand in the tight quarters of this particular bathroom.
I scanned the entire room and even checked just outside the door in the kitchen. Nothing. I searched for a long time before Lacey came down to find me. I decided it best not to cause her fright and didn't mention the ordeal I had just undergone with the cockroach. I would have to keep both eyes open and hope that the beast didn't show itself while I was away. I silently cursed the crafty creature and swore to return and slay the beast before the error of my assault became the demise of this house's serenity.
It had been one long week since that epic day when the monstrous beast had appeared to me. It burned inside my mind the way my defeat had given it the run of the house of Lace. However for the duration of that week I heard not so much as a peep out of the bug. But I knew that all it would take for total chaos to ensue would be for Lacey or Ms. Laurie to catch a sight of the beast. With a new week coming around I put the bug to the back of my mind. On the Sunday after my first encounter is when the bug made its reappearance.
I sat tranquilly on Lacey's couch while she went to the bathroom to do her nightly things before bed. I had finally settled my mind back to peace when a shrill cry of surprise met my ears. Lacey bolted back into the living room with a look of complete horror plaguing her face. I knew that she had seen a bug, but somehow I could feel that it was the same monster I had dueled with a week earlier.
Lacey is an able bodied warrior so I wasn't worried about her ability to take on the beast. However when she grabbed a near by shoe as her weapon of choice I decided I had better follow her. Upon arrival in the bathroom I noticed that the bug was resting in the same place on the wall that I had first encountered it. Lacey began to swing but the crafty critter escaped her shot.
I begged her not to use the shoe, as it would cause damage to the surrounding area that would have to be cleaned later. I reached for the toilet paper thus completely resetting the stage of last week's epic battle. But this time a definite victor would be decided.
I carefully made the first attack and like last time the beast darted behind the towel rack. My mind exploded with doubt and fear. The dastardly demon was going to execute the same evil plan that had aloud him to escape my grasp last time. I couldn't let it happen again.
Before he was good and hidden behind the rack Lacey and I had begun to strip the towels away. To my extreme dismay when the towels where cleared there was no sign of the bug. I shot a glance at Lacey. She and I both knew that the terror of the monstrous bug would continue. The beast would continually torture us with its gruesome sight. I believed we had failed in allowing the bug to escape into nothingness. As I shot another look at Lacey I realized I had misjudged my role in this affair from the very beginning. I had been blind to ever consider myself the cleverest being in this chase. The beast had years of survival prowess on me.
Suddenly I happened to catch sight of a shinny brown surface. The beast had been hiding just out of sight in a place I had happened to overlook. I poked at the bug to make it move to a place I could more easily battle with him. The beast wouldn't comply with my wishes and ran in the other direction. I made a split second decision and put myself in the ultimate danger.
I utilized my limberness and threw my arm under the rack in the bug's path. I was in direct danger of that one dangerous aspect that made this bug a danger. He could… crawl on me. With my hand under the towel rack I would have nowhere to move and the bug would have free rein of my entire arm. To my utmost surprise the beast was startled by my attempts to impede its progression. It turned and bolted the other direction. Now I had a chance to end the oppressive rein of this atrocious creature. When it came out from under the rack it must have decided that it was tired of running from me.
Finally it was just me and the beast, mono y mono. There was nothing between that vile creature and me but about four feet of bathroom floor rug. There was a frightened sigh from Lacey as she realized my situation. The monster was making its way right toward me with no remorse or any sign of changing its course. I would have a split second when the time was right.
Finally I saw my opening and swung my arm to make the kill. It was a direct hit. However when I lifted my hand the monstrous beast continued his tirade toward me, now even more enraged. There was a surprised shriek from Lacey as I came in with the second blow. I really expected it to be dead under my grip this time. I was surprised when I lifted my hand and the beast came at me once more. This time I had to defeat him. If this shot didn't kill the beast it would be on me and all would be lost.
I slammed my hand down on it and scanned the surrounding area for a way to destroy the beast. My eye landed on the toilet and I pinched my fingers down on the roach and threw the beast at the toilet. There was a giddy moment of silence as Lacey and I hoped beyond hope that it would reach the toilet. Finally it fell in the toilet and our hopes where fulfilled.
I quickly flushed the toilet and watched our fears drown with the beast. I had rescued Lacey and the house of Lace, the deadly beast was defeated. The damsel in distress saved and the beast slain, Lacey and I retired to her room for a well disserved rest.
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mercredi, février 14, 2007 

Humeur actuelle :  curieux
Season 1 Crew
#1 Jeremy Berry- 5 episodes
#2 Landon Ledbetter, Taylor Proulx, Casey Ray- 4 episodes each
#3 Charlie Ray- 3 episodes
#4 Josh Parish, Katie Jones, Cory Jones, Felipe Rodriguez, David Mendicino, Crystal Dennis, Kevin Taylor, Aja Parish, Summer McAlexander- 1 episode each
 
Season 2 Crew
#1 Kevin Taylor- 9 episodes
#2 Jeremy Berry, Casey Ray- 6 episodes each
#3 Summer McAlexander, Charlie Ray- 3 episodes each
#4 Aja parish, Felipe Rodriguez, Katie Jones, Cory Jones- 2 episodes each
 
Season 3 Crew
#1 Kevin Taylor, Casey Ray- 3 episodes each
#2 Jeremy Berry- 2 episodes
#3 Summer McAlexander, Charlie Ray, Cory Jones- 1 episode each
 
Over All Experiance Crew
#1 Kevin Taylor, Jeremy Berry, Casey Ray- 13 episodes each
#2 Charlie Ray- 7 episodes
#3 Summer McAlexander- 5 episodes
#4 Landon Ledbetter, Taylor Proulx, Cory Jones- 4 episodes each
#5 Katie Jones, Felipe Rodriguez, Aja Parish- 3 episodes each
#6 Josh Parish, David Mendicino, Crystal Dennis- 1 episode each
 
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jeudi, janvier 11, 2007 

Humeur actuelle :  méditatif

A truly good 2XW Reunion...

The Original Inferno

Young vs. Ashely- To Come...

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samedi, décembre 30, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  déterminé

"Relationships. Well, Sigmund, relationships are so fragile, it just takes one thing, one...tiny little offense, and it can snowball on ya. And if that snowball starts to pick up speed, God forbid, you better tuck and go, my friend.  Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won't they, and then they finally do and they're happy forever -- gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, 'cause I do...believe in it. Bottom line...is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don't let it take 'em down.  One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time, if it's right, and they're real lucky. One of them will say something." – Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) Scrubs

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mardi, décembre 05, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  méditatif

A truly good 2XW Reunion...

The Original Inferno

Casey Ray vs. The Go Girls- It's likely you'll find a sibling rivalry in every family.  But it's likely none as deadly as the one between Casey Ray and The Go Girls, Katie & Christen Jones.  Originally Casey herself was the lead trouble maker of the infamous group known as The Go Girls.  On a number of occasions 2XW verterans the like of Genocide, Arsenic, Dave Cena, Venom, and even Jerry Adonis have felt their sting.  But the more they would fight back the hotter the fire burned in the drive of The Go Girls.  Casey would go on to have the longest 2XW Women's title run ever.  Katie and Christen would go on to become completely entangled in pop culture to the point of becoming a slave to it.  Casey, of course, held on to her heritage and good teachings.  It would finally come to an exchange of negative words behind Casey's back and a number of tense moments and near fights before The Go Girls were limited to two.  Casey was and is definatly the stronger and smarter of the three.  Though the numbers are stacked against her, she is a strong favorite to pick up the victory.  But dirty, underhanded tricks may become best friends with The Go Girls.  Casey may now be forced to put a final end to one of the most controversial teams in 2XW history.  Will she succeed where no one in 2XW or MWF has?

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