DUDE! IT'S A SWING FOR SEX!! BAH-HA HA! I WANT ONE! I just kid.

£249.99

If you want a swing but don't want to attach it to your ceiling or door frame, this is the perfect product for you. Made from strong steel piping, the frame is easy to assemble, easy to store and can carry up to 28st (that's enough for two of you). Now you can use your swing in any room in the house.
Not available for delivery outside the UK
PLEASE NOTE: THE PICTURE SHOWS THE SWING ATTACHED FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES ONLY, THIS ITEM DOES NOT COME WITH A SWING - IT IS THE FRAME ONLY.

Yeah. That's the down side. It's 249 pounds for just the frame. How bad does that suck? I thought it was kinda funny though. ^__^ I found it at Natural Instinct. YAY for sex toys! Lmao. Some of them are really funny.

I just thought I'd do this because I was bored. Words that I feel discribe me. Very nice. This might be a bit cocky.

A - Arrogant
B - Bitchy
C - Cocky
D - Determined
E - Egotistical
F - Friendly
G - Great ^__^
H - Honest
I - Ignorant (at times)
J - Jealous
K - Kind-hearted
L - Loyal
M - Masochistic
N - Neat
O - Opinionated
P - Pessimistic
Q - Quick-witted
R - Rough
S - Sarcastic
T - Trustworthy
U - Understanding
V - Very outgoing
W - Witty
X - X-travagant (Haha! It means 'unrestrained'. I'ma free spirit! W00T!)
Y - Young (and Hopeless)
Z - Zesty

Right-o! So I came back. Haha. I'm addicted to blogging. I can't help it. So anyway...I was cruising through Benji's profile and saw that he belongs to a group called Say Shuvuck No To FUR!

I became particularily fond of the word 'Shuvuck'. It sounds Jewish; not that I have anything against them. I should totally start using it. Haha.

*with Jewish accent and flicking people off*  SHUVUCK YOU!!

Hahahaha. Sweet. Peace.

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I love the song Mary Mary by Chumbawamba. I absolutely adore it. Why? Simple. It's the ultimate song that says; "I'll do what I want and I'll be fucked if I let anyone else's opinions matter." If you've never heard it, I suggest that you check out the album; Tubthumper, and check out the song. It's track nine if I can recall correctly. One of my bitch ass "friends" stole the CD from me when we were about...eleven and then she moved away to God knows where. She stole like, half my CDs when I was over there. I should have realized that her whole fuckin' family was full of god damn cleptos, but I was only eleven. I'm excusing myself as too ignorant to know better. Her brother was tattooed and hot, though. Need I say more? Lol. ANY WHO! LYRICS! RIGHT! *ahem* Here are the lyrics to Mary Mary:

Hail Mary
Full of grace
The Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now
And at the hour of our death
Amen

Hail Mary
Full of grace
The Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now
And at the hour of our death
Amen

Hail Mary
Full of grace
The Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now
And at the hour of our death
Amen

No virgin me
For I have sinned
I sold my soul
For sex and gin
Go call the priest
All meek and mild
And tell them Mary
Is no more a child

It's raining stones
It's raining bile
From the luxury
Of your denial
So I don't deny
I won't make due
I'll press alarms
Place bets on truth

[Chorus]
I'm so up and down
And I love what's not allowed
I was lost
Now I see
And now I'm growing old disgracefully

What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to...

Hail Mary
Full of grace
The Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now
And at the hour of our death
Amen

I'll spit on floors
And do more drugs
Burn every bill
Get drunk on love
Wear next to nothing
In the pouring rain
Be a bad example
And do it all again

I'll be uncareful
And cause such scenes
And I'll never talk
Of used-to-be's
Tattoo my face
I won't go gray
Be a Dancing Queen
I'm growing old disgracefully

[Chorus]
I'm so up and down
And I love what's not allowed
I was lost
Now I see
And now I'm growing old disgracefully

What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to Mary?
What ever happened to

Mary
Mary
Mary
Quite contrary
Mary
Mary
Mary
Quite contrary
Mary
Mary
Mary
Quite contrary
Mary
Mary
Mary
Quite contrary

Yram liah
Ecarg fo lluf
Eeht htiw si drol eht
Nemow tsgnoma uoht tra desselb
Susej, bmow yht fo tiurf eht si desselb dna
Yram yloh
Dog fo rethom
Won srennis su rof yarp
Htaed ruo fo ruoh eht ta dna
Nema

Cha. Kick ass mother fucking song! Gah. Nice. I'ma see if we can't play some juvinille game at the Digital Get Down; like Spin the Bottle...Truth or Dare...Have You Ever...? <- That one is always fun. Haha. Damn...I just wanna make out with someone. Usually I'm more for like, hugging and hold holding, but damn. I just wanna make out with someone and leave. Lmao!! The whore-ish side of me is coming out. I'm a pretty fuckin' ugly whore, but hey...oh well. Haha. Well, I'm out. I think I've wasted enough of your time. Peace.

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It's raining here. Pretty heavily too. I was sitting outside before it started raining and I was just writing and shit...and I heard something to my left so I looked. I saw a squirrel like, five feet away, so I kept really still. It kept coming closer and closer and eventually it was less than a foot away from me. I moved on accident though, so it scampered off. It was so cool though. That was the closest I've ever been to a squirrel and I absolutely adore them.  My power keeps going out. Luckily I have this power-saver box that my computer's hooked up to. So whenever the power goes out, my computer stays on. Cool, huh? It's been pretty quiet around here lately.

My friends and I are throwing Dork a homecoming party. She's over at her mom's now and that's upstate somewhere. So when she comes back Saturday, we're going to have a party on Sunday. I came up with the name "Digital Get Down" as a joke. Dork and I love that song. I'm a total Backstreet girl all the way when it comes to boybands, but NSYNC was always better when you needed a boyband CD for a party. 98 Degrees...eh. I just liked looking at Drew. As for Hanson, they can Mm-Bop in HELL! Haha. Spice Girls were fucking awesome as well. B*witched was cool too, but the Spice Girls had them beat by far. Well, I'm out. I'm gettin' pretty tired. Holler.

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