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Sexe : Male
Statut : En couple
Age : 29
Zodiaque: Gémeaux

Ville : Kodak
Région : Tennessee
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 19/09/2007

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vendredi, février 05, 2010 

Humeur actuelle :  triste
One month ago, Jamie left us in an extremely untimely manner forever scarring the hearts of all of us who loved her. At the request of her grandmother(my mother), Ginnie, I've been asked to edit a video for her. The music playing in the background of these photographs of Jamie's life was selected by Ginnie. For those ...of you who were unable to attend Jamie's service, here is the video in its entirety that was played in her remembrance. I have to warn those of you who loved Jamie that this is an extremely emotional video to watch. Please pass this link around to anybody you know who loved Jamie Lynn Almy that it might strengthen everybody's memories of such a wonderful person. We love you Jamie...

vendredi, janvier 22, 2010 
lundi, décembre 14, 2009 

Humeur actuelle :  fatigué
Ok I'm just gonna jot all this down while it's fresh in my mind and edit the details later...

Wednesday, December 9, 2009:  Left house around 7 a.m.  Picked up father, David.  Drove to Richmond in about 7 hours.  Stopped to see sister before heading to destination, mother's house, Lillie.  Began packing boxes.  "Ok, Thursday, we'll get the truck and start loading."  Bed around 11 p.m.

Thursday:  Got up around 7 a.m.  "Sorry, truck was reserved for Friday and we can't get one sooner."  Return to Lillie's to box up entire two-story house by ourselves(Lillie is disabled and on constant oxygen most of the time.)  Emptied tons of trash.  Made several trips to Good Will shed.  Managed to fit food and bathroom breaks in there somewhere.  Bed around 10:30 p.m. 

Friday:  Got up around 6 a.m.  Freezing cold while waiting on truck for about 45 mins.  Load entire house into 16 ft. truck over the next 15 hours, this time with David's help, although he showed up after all the heavy shit was already loaded by only me and Jenn(which wasn't his fault; he didn't have his car.)  Instead, soon-to-graduate sister, Kelly's car got a flat enroute to help pack the truck.  I wound up changing her tire in about 5 minutes because only my lugwrench fit the nuts.  Came within inches of being T-boned, TWICE in the same day!  Returned to apartment and continued pack truck.  Made even more trips to Good Will shed.  Loaded up trash trailer on loan from Shirley and Dennis and left that with them to haul away(THANK YOU, GUYS!!!).  Bed around midnight.

Saturday, Kelly's graduation from VCU:  Lille over slept 90 mins.  Ride to downtown Richmond one hour before ceremony.  Drop Lillie on corner to minimize her walking distance.  Struggle to find parking after garage filled up.  Freaking out in fear of missing graduation.  Walk four block to ceremony.  Listen to screaming little runts, beeping cell phones, and rude-ass people who needed to shut what they call, THE FUCK UP, instead of hearing the speeches.  Hour and 1/2 and sore ass later, get separated, lose time finding everybody, nearly miss 2nd, more personalized ceremony.  Eat a nice lunch at Chili's, one of the rare moments of peace.  Return to apartment to finish last of packing.  Bed at 11 p.m.

Sunday:  Up at 6 a.m.  Rain and cold.  Pack last of truck with literally inches to spare.  Watch Jenn and Lillie get ripped to shreds by two crazed, scared shitless kitties, while trying to sedate and place in pet carriers.  Go to Cracker Barrel to eat(OF ALL PLACES, it was a fast, yummy meal though, good server, Paul).  More rain, more cold.  Dropped $130 to fill truck throughout trip.  Driving and stopping about 4 times.  Still no sunshine.  Return home to Tennessee at 5:45 p.m.  Finally, no more rain.  Unload entire truck.  Set up bed, tv, etc.  Fight with stupid truck ramp for ten minutes.  Park truck.  Chilled an hour or so with Phil.  Shaved head for first time in 5 days.  Now I'm here typing this blog at 3:30 a.m. and have to return truck at 8 a.m. and help Lillie unpack house over next two days.

Though it was only five days, it feels like I was gone a month.  My lips are chapped red all the way around. Thank God I'm not back to work until Thursday.  I'm going to bed.

And for the record; I am NOT complaining, just simply keeping a log of everything that happened these last few days.  I was told it couldn't be done and goddammit, I did it, with flying colors!
mardi, novembre 10, 2009 
Now, you can't even wear a fucking Halloween mask to a football game without scaring all the neurotic white women.  Fucking pussies. 

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/nov/10/campfield-escorted-ut-game/
mercredi, décembre 31, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  dégouté

Dude, I hate to stereotype but goddammit here goes.  Are all rednecks immediately dropped on their head at birth to induce crying or are they spanked like normal people?  I'd bet the small amount that I have in my bank account that it's most definitely the former.

Jeff Foxworthy once said, "We're not stupid in the south.  We just can't keep the most ignorant amongst us off the television."  After today, I can honestly say I no longer agree with that.

Let me set the scene for you.  You're working in a restaurant one night, carrying something heavy over a slippery floor and your feet slide out from under you.  Gravity takes effect and on the way down, you smack the back of your neck, not once, but twice, against a double-layered table.  The whiplash and pain is so bad, you actually cry for a minute in front of all your co-workers.  An ambulance is called.  The paramedics respond to cart you off on a stretcher and the first sign of medical attention your delighted eyes see is some jack-off first-responder sporting a baseball cap and a wad of chewing tobacco in his bottom lip, sticking out like Bubba from Forrest Gump!  I hate to say this, but my friends, I've been all over the country, and the only fucking place you'll see something like that is in the south, especially Tennessee.

My God.  I thought I'd seen everything, so I just have one simple question.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE, MAN??????  I was born in Boston and have lived in Rhode Island, California, Virginia, and Tennessee and I've been to over 40 places scattered throughout the country.  I have seen some stupid people in my day, but the AMOUNT of stupid people congregated into one place is what is so amazing to me and something I've never seen the likes of as I have here where I live.  It's like Pigeon Forge, Sevierville, and Gatlinburg are the breeding grounds(it is quite the tourist trap) for some of the absolute DUMBEST people on the face of the earth.  And they flock here every traffic-jamming, motherfucking year.  People just can't wait to come from all around to join the inbreeding.  Oops, did I say join the inbreeding?  I meant to say join in the breeding.

People like that aforementioned medic, are the kind of people who voted George Bush into office twice, continue to stand by a bullshit war that has killed over 4,000 of our troops, think everybody is going to hell that doesn't worship the God with the biggest dick and think Barrack Obama is the "enemy within" because his middle name is Hussein and last name rhymes with "Osama".  We have a lot of freedoms in this country but I am a firm believer that ignorance and stupidity should NOT be included because it's those two very things that are costing us the freedoms we have.  With free education and the internet, there is no excuse for stupidity in America.  Our country was not founded because our forefathers were stupid and people like that inept medic should immediately be stripped of their right to vote, not that our votes really matter anyway, but you see my point.  Most of these ignorant fucks can't spell democracy, let alone perpetuate it!

 

Ignorance and stupidity are destroying all of us, the country, the human race, and the earth and there's absolutely nothing wrong with pointing to somebody and saying, "You're a fucking idiot," especially if it's a crowd of people who pretty much all look the same, think the same, behave the same, talk the same, and smell the same.  Look, I'm not saying there aren't good, intelligent people around here.  Those are the ones I call friends, but Jesus Christ, are you guys tough to find!

 

Though I disagree with his summation of southern intelligence, Jeff Foxworthy hit the nail right on the head with the following quote that pretty much sums up the horrifying experience my comrade, Jeremy, went through today when he fell at work:

 

"I mean to be honest, none of us would want to hear our brain surgeon say,

 

'Aiiiiight, now what we gon' do is saw the top of yeer head off, root around in there wit' a stick and see if we can't find that daa-bern clot!'

 

You'd be like, 'No thanks, I'll just die.' "

 

 

Glad you're okay, buddy!  Fuck that disrespectful, classless, hick medic that treated you.  FUCKING MORON.

 

jeudi, octobre 02, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  je ne tiens pas en place

America by Allen Ginsberg:

America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I'm sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I'm trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for
murder.
America I feel sentimental about the
Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Lord's Prayer.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over
from Russia.

I'm addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I'm obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.

Asia is rising against me.
I haven't got a chinaman's chance.
I'd better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals
an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.

America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
America free Tom Mooney
America save the
Spanish Loyalists
America
Sacco & Vanzetti must not die
America I am the
Scottsboro boys.
America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the
speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the
workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have
been a spy.
America you don're really want to go to war.
America it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
America is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

mercredi, octobre 01, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  aventureux
The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
..'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, ..tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
..'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
..Sir,' said I, ..or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, ..Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, ..Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
..Surely,' said I, ..surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
..Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, ..art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as ..Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered ..Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, ..Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
..Doubtless,' said I, ..what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking ..Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
..Wretch,' I cried, ..thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

..Prophet!' said I, ..thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

..Prophet!' said I, ..thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

..Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
..Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


And my favorite parody of my favorite poem by The Simpsons:


Check out this video: The Raven The Simpsons

samedi, juillet 26, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  agacé

Cracker Barrel Stores has issued the following list of words effective immediately that employees are strictly prohibited from using due to their offensive nature.  Any utterance of these words in a Cracker Barrel store by an employee or manager will result in immediate termination without any hesitation, questioning, or reconsideration.

 

  • "rag" – offensive to women and people of Islamic faith
  • "towel" – offensive to people of Islamic faith
  • "fruit" – offensive to homosexuals
  • "vegetable" – offensive to comatose patients
  • "O.J." – offensive to Ron Goldman's and Nicole Simpson's family
  • "dish" – offensive to feminists
  • "plate" – disrespectful to the men and women of the Armed Forces that have underwent reconstructive surgery
  • "cheese" – offensive to people who don't have money
  • "cracker" – offensive to Caucasians
  • "pinto" – disrespectful to victims of the tragic exploding car saga of the 1970s
  • "corn" – half of the offensive slang word used to describe an unclean part of the human anatomy
  • "batter" – offensive to victims of domestic violence
  • "ice" – offensive to recovering drug addicts
  • "pot" – offensive to recovering drug addicts
  • "hash" – offensive to recovering drug addicts
  • "Coke" – offensive to recovering drug addicts
  • "lid" – offensive to recovering drug addicts
  • "mushroom" – offensive to recovering drug addicts
  • "fry", "fryer", "fried", or "fries" – offensive to recovering drugs addicts and anti-death penalty advocates
  • "can" – offensive to former inmates
  • "lemon" – offensive to people who drive old cars
  • "oven" – disrespectful to Holocaust victims

Cracker Barrel will also no longer tolerate any mention of "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Muhammad", "Brahma", any characters from Greek or Roman Mythology, or any other name associated with a creator of the universe as all these are offensive to Atheists.

 

Obviously, this list is a complete joke and is not really from the Cracker Barrel Corporation.  It's designed to show just how ridiculous and dangerous this word-Nazism has become in recent years.  There is no such thing as a "bad word".  Rather, it is only the context in which the word is used that determines whether it is "good" or "bad".  It's very likely that anybody reading this has used dirty four-lettered words during sex.  They didn't offend you then, did they?  Are we going to pick and choose now when a word is offensive?  If you're easily offended, it's recommended that you move to a country with much stricter laws that prohibit the exercise of freedom of speech.  If you choose to stay in America, then it is recommended that you grow up, get a life, and stop acting like sniveling crybabies every time you hear something you don't agree with or like.  Getting offended comes with the territory of being an American.  Being able to say whatever we want without fear of persecution is what makes this a free country. Quit trying to destroy the Constitution of which our United States of America was founded upon over 200 years ago.  That's the government's job.

samedi, juillet 26, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  aigri

I'm getting tired of all these lame-ass bulletins, chain letters, and surveys people keep posting on MySpace so I decided to make one of my own. The only reason I even have a MySpace account is because the video section has a just few more liberties than YouTube does.

So without further adieu…

Here are the Top 10 sure signs that you're a MySpace LOSER:

10: You change your layout, screen name, or default more than once a week.
9: Your default is a picture you took of yourself in the mirror with the camera and flash visible.
8: Your "Online Now!" icon is displayed more often than it is not.
7: You post an average of at least 5 bulletins a day.
6: You post blogs or bulletins informing people of a break-up or fight you had with someone in your life.
5: Instead of confronting the people you're angry with face to face or over the phone, you post hateful bulletins directed at that person that only the two of you can understand when you read it.
4: You post bulletins informing people you've uploaded new pics or posted new blogs and then repeatedly post bulletins asking for people's comments.
3: You post bulletins whining that people aren't responding to your bulletins or commenting on your new pictures and threaten them with deletion from your friends list if they don't start paying more attention to you.
2:  YOU HAVE MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF UPLOADED THAN ALL YOUR OTHER PICTURES COMBINED.  Stuck on yourself, much?


And the number one sure sign that you're a MySpace LOSER…

1: You actually believe you will be hexed for failing to send these stupid fucking things to your Top 10 MySpace friends.

Now, send this to your Top 10 friends within the next 10 minutes or else I may not give even more of a shit.

Myspace. com/911archive
Gideon524

dimanche, février 03, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  confiant

Little something I tacked onto the Shanksville chapter of Loose Change Final Cut. Please excuse my amatuer attempt at filmmaking.

Loose Change Final Cut: Shanksville Chapter extra

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