I deffinatly chose the wrong line of work to be in.  Never did I think I would graduate from college with a degree to work full time in a resturant... One that I'm suppose to be running.   Why is it that people come in and think that I'm lower in life than they are?  I ask them, "Would you like that on white or wheat?"  and they look at me and say, "I said calzone!!!"  Dude, please keep in mind that I work here for a living... this is what I do.  I know the F-ing menu. Trust me when I ask a question its for a reason.  How about this?!  "May I bring you something to drink while you look thru the menu?"  The response, you ask?  "No, I think I'll just have water."  What were you planning to do with that water, take a bath?! 

I feel like the people I serve are some other kind of being. Just because I'm a waitress doesn't mean I'm an idiot.  Yes, I do go out to dinner and sometimes I do mean that idoit waitress, but I'm not them.  I know everything there is to kow about the front of the house that I work in.  When I ask you a question it is because I need the answer.  I don't need the 'tude.  I'm sorry that you had a bad day at work.  But please keep in mind that I'm still at work and I am paid $2.89 and hour to wait on your mean ass.

Speaking of tipping.  Does anyone out there know what 20% of $20.00 is?  Ok so maybe your service wasn't that great, fine, I can understand that.  I feel as though I am a decent server.  I can help you with anything almost.  I know what is in most of everything, incase you have an allergy, I know what brands of Wine we have, and what kinds of beer we serve.  I try to be pleasant that kind to everyone that comes thru that door.  But when we get busy I may get a little fustrated.  I work by myself 2 sifts a week.  I haven't forgoten about you I promise it may just take me a little longer to get to you. 

OH and our food in made fresh, to order.  I can not under any circumstances get you a large five item pizza well done in 5 minutes!!! So if your in a hurry try McDonalds, they are right down the street.

Not that I have ever blogged before but I feel as though now is the time.  WHY?  I pose this question to the members of Jr. nation.  WHY?  If you are a member of Jr. nation or even have the slightest clue as to what I mean by "Jr." then you get it.  WHY?  Why Hendrick?  Why the gay team?  Now don't get me wrong, I love Casey Mears (yes Renie he's the one from Bakersfield) and have continued to watch him now that he is racing for Hendrick Motorsports, and even congratulate him on his recent victory, something he could only come close to achieving with Ganassi Racing.  But Jr?  Have we not as a 'nation'  been dead set against the cheater and his team mates?  I use the term 'teamates' loosly.   After all Gordo and Jockstrap are the only two on the team who seem to do anything and they are the first to leave someone out to dry when it best suits them, and what has Kyle Busch really ever done?  Yeah he won a race or two or maybe three, I don't keep track of Shrub.  Everyone knows that if Carl Edwards wasn't in second place in points his rookie season he would have been rookie of the year.  Come on!  He was in second place in points his rookie year!?!?!  I truely beleive that to be a reason for him to be Rookie of the Year!  I give Jr. credit for doing what he feels as though is right , but WHY Hendrick?  Yes, Burns is right in saying that he will now have the best of everything, and we are in this to win championships, I know.  I know!  But WHY Hendrick?  Rouch has championships... As does Petty, and we all know Petty Enterprises could use a good driver, no offence Bobby, your getting there.  I guess as members of Jr. nation we have to deal with what our driver feels as though is best for himself, his team, and his sponsors.  But what about us?  With out us wouldn't they just be driving around in circles?  Am I the only female out there that now has to change almost her entire wardrob around this?  Thanks Theresa, you'll be getting the bill!  I don't want to wear something with a 5 on it!!!!  I like the the 8!  Theresa, we'll call it even if you sell them the rights to the 8.  Come on!?  Poor Shrub.  After all Jr's. going into the 5 car, whats a cocky bitch to do!?  Call Theresa, she's looking for a driver.  Just don't expect her to be at the track when you win....  How'd that feel Martin?

I recived this from a friends dad... I totally agree and think everyone needs to read it!!!!

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT (DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN) GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH ...


My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the n ames of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediatel y and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mess amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about w hatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.


We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism.. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the wor ld has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America . Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.