A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he
never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I
guess I just never met the right woman ... I
guess I've been looking for the perfect woman."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you
have met at least one woman that you wanted to
marry."

"Yes, there was a woman... once. I guess she was
the one perfect woman; the only perfect woman I
really ever met. She was just the right
everything... I really mean that she was the
perfect woman for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man."