I'm feeling a bit random. So, in responce to that feeling I am going to write down a story about whatever happens to pop into my head. (note* Just because I wrote this story in the 1st person doesn't mean they're real, don't be scared (also, I'm really bad at spelling, so please don't comment on all my spelling mistakes. I hate that.))

         Thismorning as I stepped into a shower I felt a sharp pain on the bottom of my foot. I looked down to see what the inconvineince was only to see that I had stepped on my pet sea urchin Persephone (I guess I forgot to knock before I asumed the shower was free). I apologized and left the room to leave Persephone alone to finish her bathing process leaving a trail of blood leaking from my foot across the floor. I then proceded to the kitchen where I thought I would grab some breakfast. I went to the fridge only to find that the door was missing. I scratched my head and breifly looked to the right, then to the left, behind me and finally up at the ceiling to see if I couldn't spot the run-away door. But, this was to no avail. So I shrugged it off and pulled a box of leftover chineese food out of the door-less refridgerator and sat in the middle of the floor. After I had eaten the entire contents of the box I put it upside down ontop of the toadstool in the corner.
       Just seconds after my careful placement of the chineese food box I heard the fermiliar creaking of the bathroom door and the sudden increase of humidity in the hallway. Persephone hopped out of the bathroom wearing a yellow ducky towel wrapped and securely fastened to her midrift with her spines. I watched her hop down the stairs and turn the corner until I couldn't see her anymore. I jumped on the bannana peel on the floor beside me and slid into the bathroom for my shower. I discarded my fancy footware into the toilet and stepped into the shower.
      Durring my showering experiance I was closely examining my arm and I noticed an unpleasant sight. I had a pimple on my forearm! As I stood there in deep thought trying to figure out how one would aquire a blemish such as this on one's arm the water running from the showerhead suddenly spat rainbow colors and became quite cold. I yelped at the sudden change and turned off the water, stamped out of the shower, grabbed a towel and proceeded to tromp around the house looking for the criminal who turned on a faucet of some kind elsewhere in the house. I retired my search when I found Persephone snickering in the washroom not inches away from the sink. I grabbed the nearest bottle of Nair and sprayed her with it. Now, seeing as Persephone was a sea urchin my hair-removing artilary had no effect on her spines. She however also grabbed a bottle of Nair and sprayed it at me. Persephone being a sea urchin was only a few inches tall so her Nair lazers only went up to about my knees. Although I was upset at her for tampering with my shower I couldn't stay mad at her for long so I gave her a hug. Besides, I didn't have to shave my legs anymore. 
      Pulling a few spines out of my arms I went into my room to get dressed. There on the floor was a white and blue polka-dotted baby dinosaur curled up on the floor chewing quite contently on the refridgerator door. I went upstairs to get my chineese food box and went back down and stuck it on his nose. I then rummaged through my closet to find something to wear and I finaly decided on my rainbow toe socks, my checkered jumpsuit and my favorite flower print shirt. I was ready to conquer the day! I left the house content and went to find a job.

The end.

lol. 
      

I got bored.. none of this was pre-meditated by the way it all just kinda popped in my head.

      Yesterday I was paddling down the road in my fighter jet when all of a sudden I spy a hubcap lodged in a dead tree at the side of the road. Now this isn't the kind of lodging you think of when you go snowboarding and then you go back down to the lodge for hot cocoa. No, this is the kind of lodging one experiances when being stuck somewhere. I thought to myself, "I wonder if that hubcap had any regrets in its life now that it had carelessly flung off of someone's car/boat/train/baby carrage and is now the focal point of everyone flying down that road at top speed."
      So anyways, after the run in with the hubcap in the tree I continue on my way and then stopped in on a corner lot where there happens to be a vender selling pickles for a dollar with a ten cent charge if you wanted it on a stick. I liked pickles so I pulled into the lot and ran ove the pickle man with my fighter jet. I felt kind bad so I layed a dollar and ten cents on his chest wrapped in a banana peel and didn't take a stick. He just made a ten cent profit because of my honerable charity.
      When I had gotten back into my fighter jet I decided that I didn't really like pickles anymore so I punched out the window and threw it out. Behind me I heard something splat onto a windshield of some sort and a lovely assortment of four letter words floated into my ear. My poor ears were offended so I jammed my paddle into the road and brought my fighter jet to a complete stop. The cursing man behind me continued to curse and turn red-faced so I pushed the "Trunk Monkey" button on the dashbord and out popped my specially trained complimentary fighter jet assistance monkey (also known as STCFJAM) who promptly smashed a frozen tuna over his head, rendering him unconcious. I left him a note under his wiper that said I was disapointed in the way he accepted my gift. So I took my pickle back and drove home.

The end.

I saw my friend Andrea do this and I thought it looked like fun so I gonna do it too. Here's an alphabetical list of things I like and one of things I don't like.

Things I like

A - Apples.. 'cause they're good
B - Badminton
C - Cuddles, it's nice to be loved
D - Daydreams because they take me to a better place
E - Eggs
F - French Fries
G - Going outside on nice days
H - Hugs!
I - Ice Cream
J - Jello.. what's not to love, it's bright and jiggly.. lika Santa clause!
K - Kisses
L - Laughing =]
M - Music.. it calms my sole
N - Night time.. it's so calm
O - Outtings
P - Painting rooms
Q - Quail?
R - Running away from Corey in his truck when he's trying to run me over
S - Swimming
T - Thumbtacks
U - Underwear.. I know, I'm weird. lol
V - Violins.. they sound nice
W - Walking somewhere
X - ...Xylaphones?
Y - You :-*
Z - Zippers?

Things I don't like

A - Annoying people?
B - Birds, they like to attack me
C - Cutting Onions.. makes me cry
D - Drool
E - Eatting too much >.<
F - Farts, ew.
G - Glitter... glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
H - Herpes
I - Ink in your clothes
J - Jason, because he's always grumpy
K - Killing.. because it's bad
L - Liars
M - Money.. makes everyone greedy
N - Nails on a chalkboard
O - Oatmeal. Ew.
P - Potted plants.. I don't like wattering them
Q - Quilting?
R - Romano Cheese.. something about it reminds me of feet
S - summersaults.. because I can't do them anymore
T - Toe Jam.. because I couldn't think of anything else
U - Umbrellas.. they don't like to close when you want them to
V - Vault .. too much sugar
W - Wet socks!
X - X...anga? 'cause no one reads mine anymore
Y - Yoga.. I don't like standing on one foot for that long
Z - "Z"s.. because it's too hard to come up with anything that stars with a Z

Yeah, so I've never really used this before so I thought I'd just give it a try.

Today was the first snow day I have ever had in my entire life. I've had a couple times where school has been an hour or two late due to snow but never canceled all together. It was pretty fun. I was woken up thismorning by one of the next-door-neighbor kids (damn him) .. he was throwing snowballs at my window. I got to spend the day with Drew and over all it was just very pleasant.

I think it's funny how people keep asking me if there's going to be school tomorrow.. as if I know all and know if the school district will cancel school or not. Our school district seems to be the ones that don't like to call it until the very last minute so we don't really get to sleep in. Oh well.

I think that's a valid first entry. I'm tired. I'm gonna hit the sack.