Ed Helms - Stu's Song Mp3 Download Listen Lyrics MP3 Free

This is a song for my best friend doug

Its that shitty time of year again. one whole week of stress and anxiety to determine a whole semesters grade. well i guess its all ok because it is almost over and i will be in Mexico for two weeks strating the day after graduation. just wanted to let everybody know why I wont be keeping up with myspace for a while.

I wrote them all down, so we will never forget them again. have fun reading all 500 of them!!

Remember When... We caught a dead fish... I told you to be quiet, and I ran into the speaker... we threw tortillas at the deer... we yelled at demon dog and it peed everywhere... I lost my shoe in the ditch like 3 times, and you ruined your shoes to save mine... we took a gazillion pics & only liked 6... we went dirt bike riding and my brother broke his arm... you gave me a black eye while making tacos... we snuck out of your house and I practically got raped by Joey... we made up a fake email & pranked people, when I was on acid and well you were just tweeked... We played sponge bob and you screamed ass... I renamed your dog Jeff...  We went to 76 and I asked if they sold condoms... Tanner touched your butt and he wouldn't come back over for like a year... we taught my dad how to dance... You did the you know what dance... I put cake in your face... I yelled at those guys on our way to Modesto with your sister... I went skinny dipping while you tried to figure out how to get the lifesaver to work... Hannah took a crap and there was no more toilet paper in the club house... Sam and I caught you sleeping with my boyfriend... You wrote me that note with all the pics while we were pulling out of the parking lot, and I was freaking out... My mom read the back of that picture that talked about blowing up condoms... I made my own parking at the 76 and everyone got mad at me... I took one for the team at formal... My dad screwed the chair... I said holy cowly on the bus to the water sldies... I ran into the thingy in science and everyone saw it and started laughing... I started crying when you told me you and Morgan (bad idea) were official... I turned in that critical review about Phil... I couldn't back out of the parking lot, and you had to help me, and tell me to turn my lights on... We went to rite aid after my party and yah you remember how it went down... I talk to fish... I wouldn’t go on drop zone so you went with my brother, my dad and Tanner... We were inside flirting with our boys instead of doing the ice rockets and we got in trouble... I left you that crazy voice mail about you being a freak... I ran into the doors at the mall... You thought that guy was really cute at In 'n Out, and he was totally gay... When we put a tent up in your living room for your sister, and we had to sleep outside on the porch without anything... you called me crying because you got braces, and I just laughed... You kissed Morgan a.k.a dickhole bouyfriend... Hannah hit you with a golf club and poured water on you, and you got in trouble... We went to boomers and you asked all the guys if they liked the boob picture... when we had a mischief night at the school... Kayla almost went off the road because we were laughing so hard, and you were the only one that saw what was going on... Max was sitting in the sink, and I turned the faucet on... You modeled on that the 1inch fence... I renamed Paul "Jonnas"... We were at boomers and I hit the golf ball into the freeway... Those kids threw peaches at my car in the parking lot, and you rolled down the window... When I was in BIG trouble and you came over and I got caught on the phone... When Ben told everyone you madeout with him (hahah in his dreams)... when we walked 10 billion miles around my house... when I thought you thought i was a lot dumber than you thought i was, and kayla thought you were dumb for thinking all those thoughts that didnt make sense... When we made our secret languages... We fed the psycho ducks in your pond, and the mom attacked me... I almost tipped the quad... You got sick everytime you came over... We sniffed those markers and stompped around your house like hitler... My room wasn't clean, and it was already thanksgiving... You told me not to go back to Phil, and we went to the hotel anyways, and I totally regreted it the next day... We went to the movies and were harrassing the cop, because it was his first day... When I super glued your lock... We put fart powder in Brents drink... We were late from lunch the first day of school... Brent told us to hit on that little kid to boost his self-estem... Your mom pulled you off the swing and started beating you up... Levi called you and was trying to act all tuff and his voiced sqeaked in the middle of the voice mail... We were all at your house and Brent came home drunk and kept throwing his shoes at us... We were in your bad ass truck, and we tought the stupid bitch in front of us a lesson... I broke my foot and had to wear the biggest cast ever, and I lied about how i did it ...When we feel down the C bulding stairs... I was watching that lady's house and you started pole dancing and her neighbor was outside looking in!!!