These are the pick up lines I found. The ones marked with ♥ were sent to me by reviewers. See if you can find the ones that I used. There are 14 of them in the chapter. Surprisingly I didn't plan to put in 14, I just lucked out.
I also put in who I think would be saying the line. Do you agree with my choices?
K: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
T: Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You are cool because you're hot!
T: I'm good at math. U+I=69
K: My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
T: You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
K: Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
K: You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
T: You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
K: Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
K: If you were a booger I'd pick you first
T: You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
T: Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
K: Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
T: Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
K: Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
T: You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
K: Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
T: Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
♥K: If I held up 11 roses to you, I'd be looking at the 12 most beautiful things on the planet.
♥T: If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? 'no' Please
♥K: I can't see a thing, I was blinded by your beauty.
♥K: Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven.
♥T: Do you want to go out for a pizza and a f*ck? 'no' why don't you like pizza!
♥K: Hey babe, are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day
♥K: Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause your butt is kickin'!
♥K:If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
♥K:When God made you, he was showing off
♥K: Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams
♥T: Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
♥T: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question
♥K: Are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only ten I see.
T: Have you ever played leap frog naked?
T: I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
T: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
T: Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
T: That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
T: Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
T: You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
T: I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
T: My name's Tommy. That's so you know what to scream.
K: Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
These are some really bad ones I couldn't resist posting.
I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.
Roses are red, widows wear black, what will it take to get you on your back?
Do you want to see something swell?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
Two words explain me when I'm not with you. Jergens Lotion.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
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If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the weirdest sound you can]. (I only put this up because it said moose!)
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. (I'm glad no one ever used that one on me, my dad actually is a baker. The best in the entire state! Yes, I'm bragging but I can, I know the place he works would go to hell without him!)