Giraffes (latin, evilous giraffous) are vicious, evil animals. An adult giraffe has the capacity (and the willingness) to kill a human being in a matter of seconds. These animals have two main methods for attacking and killing. The first and mostly used is the noose technique, were a giraffe uses its elongated neck to strangle its unsuspecting victim. The second method is known as the catapult assault. A giraffe using this attack behavior will fling its victim through the air for hundreds of feet, before letting it plummet to a certain death. It can be argued that giraffes are indeed gentle animals that only attack when provoked. However, this perspective leaves out a very important fact: a giraffe will eat a human being as soon as the opportunity presents itself. Many scientists have documented the giraffe's insatiable thirst for blood. They refer to the animal's attack behavior as KKMM: KICK-KILL-MAIM-DESTROY. While their intricately patterned body color and their huge, dreamy eyes may seem as a sign of the animal's benevolence, this view could not be further from the truth. Giraffe's are evil animals. Evolutionary theorists believe this animal's evolutionary path can be traced to the depths of hell. Furthermore, DNA studies currently conducted in various Universities worldwide suggest that the giraffe is biologically related to a plethora of (called by some mythical) hell-spawned beings proven (by legend, creation myths, the US President, and the Bible) to exist. The evidence for these assertions is clear: the giraffe's tiny, deceitful, hidden (and evil) horns. These creatures are diabolical, violent, and deceitful in nature, and should never be underestimated.