so i had to clean my computer off cos i got several Trojans on it... I reinstalled windows and all that jazz. and when i was putting my backed up file back on to the new setup, i realized that all my sprite sheets were deleted...

and i did have a new comic concept ready to go... i should probably write it down so I dont forget if i ever get that stuff back, but im not going to... im a stubborn bastard.

I may get more sprites if i ever feel like, but the comics have just been too few and far between anymore (mostly outta laziness) so im just gonna see where it goes (again... laziness). We'll just have to see if the whim to make a new comic strikes me hard enough...

I know its been a long time and a few people out there have been wanting to see something new. Well here it is!
I know that it may seem weird for a dude to complain about any sort of bra, but I just gotta say that the coconut bra just seems impracticle any way you look at!

    Hey, good news! I finally made a new Gospel! I know it's been too long, I suppose I could blame school for that, but honestly I have just been unmotivated. But thats the glory of doing this my way, I can take as loooong as I want to make these things.
    Well this thought came to me awhile ago, but it only occured to me recently to make a comic out of it. Originally I was gonna make rain God's piss, then I thought that would be a little too gross, ya know? So then I thought the cliche thing to do would be to make the rain God's tears. So I found something that not quite as gross as urine but more gross than tears, armpit sweat. Of course in a comic where seme is the punch line, it does seem pretty pointless to clean things up...

I prolly spent more thought on the set-up than the punch line.. but i think it has that morbid sense of humor that i was looking for. I couldnt come up with an appropriate title for this one so, i just played off the fact that Roy is going to be performing a clothes-hanger abortion.
    I also had this whole concept of whether abortion is murder or not, but i decided not to complicate the set-up than it already is...

I write another Gospel... *apathetic yay* so lets see how many of you care. the first ten people who comment on this blog entry will get a special suprize!!
    Yeah, maybe I'm sopposed to be in Hell who knows... ummm, praise Allah, burn the Koran, have a one night stand with Jesus and so on and so forth.

What? you wanted a pre-comic commentary? FUCK OFF!!!
Just read the damn comic!

I know a couple of you have been lookin over here for some action... try a porn site, they have tons more action (btw stay as far away from ShitEaters.com as humanly possible!)
    Well here's a new comic I promised. I actually got into it with an uber christian about this topic. I was wearing my Poor Bastards shirt with the cross and it says "Glorious Motherfuckers" on the bottom. He got pissed. It was funny cos I was being all serious and defending the shirt with valid points and all he could say was that it was ignorant. He had to get up and regroup a couple of time throughout the conversation. Good times, good times.
    So, yeah, God says "fuck" and whatever else She damn well pleases. She made the Heaven and the Earth, she made every language known to man and, dammit, if She wants to cuss like a sailor who is going to stop Her?

yeah, so we're getting a little wordy here. ya shoulda paid attn in second grade when they tought you how to read! I didn't wanna do a political comic but it works even if you didn't see that guy in the news who revealed his true name after he got out of the navy as Blibbidy Jihad or whatever.
    oh, and as for the racist jokes i didn't want to run them consecutively, but i didn't have any other material... so i got another race comic in my head that i have to storybaord, then we'll just have to see what happens... cos i got nothin else.

    This comic is based on two conversations I've had in radio class. The first conversation was when I was tryin' to get JD to punch me in the face, he wouldn't so I called his wife a cunt (which couldn't be taken seriously cos at that point I have said like four words to his wife) and he still wouldn't hit me. If some one called my girl a cunt, I'd beat the shit out of them... oh well.
    Yeah and Beek actually said that about his ancestory.  So, umm, Happy Saint Patrick's Day and so on and so forth.
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