So there's this old song from Brazil that's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it. I went to find a translation of the lyrics online, and all I found was the original Portuguese, so I decided to run it through Google translator. This is what I got:
Cho Chua
Each monkey on your branch
Cho Chua
I do not get tired of talking
Cho Chua
My branch is in Bahia
Cho Chua
His is elsewhere
Do not be upset, big boy's head
You will not know where
Stay here, there will not practice
This business of being black mother milk
We have already filled their bottle
Go suck elsewhere
Cho Chua
Each monkey on your branch
Cho Chua
I do not get tired of talking
Cho Chua
My branch is in Bahia
Cho Chua
His is elsewhere
About the time I got to the part about black milk I decided someone was fucking with me. I just don't know if it's google, or the dude who wrote the song. Anyway, the songs below if you're curious.