For those of you that follow comics, you know what the Ultimate Marvel universe is. For those of you that don't know, it is a non-canon storytelling of the Marvel universe wherein they don't have to adhere to the typical rules, but rather, they try to simplify things and make it all connected and more cohesive. For instance, in Ultimate Marvel, Doc Ock worked for Norman Osborn, and the Venom/Carnage symbiotes are made from Peter's genetics. DC doesn't have their own "ultimate" series, so I figured I'd write my own the other day. Here's my vision...

*As a general rule, as a reflection of Marvel's use of S.H.I.E.L.D., in DC's world, that would be Checkmate.*

SUPERMAN: S.T.A.R. Labs, in conjunction with Project Cadmus and other government facilities, has been experimenting with metahuman bioengineering. At the Krypton sector, Dr. Lara Lorvan chose to impregnate herself with a reproductive serum codenamed Jor-L, the L chosen for her surname. She gave birth to her son, test-named Kal-L, as she would want to name her son Kal Lorvan. Eventually, the Brain-Interactive-Construct of S.T.A.R. Labs, the computer system that aided them in their research through artificial intelligence, was bringing down the destruction of the Krypton sector. To keep Kal-L from living a life of being poked and prodded, Lara dropped him off to an orphanage. She was killed along with nearly every researcher from that sector, aside from Professor Emil Hamilton and Brainiac itself. Kal-L was adopted by the Kent family, renamed Clark, and brought up in Kansas, where he soon found out that his biological structure allowed his cells to absorb yellow sunlight, giving him the powers we're familiar with. Before Lara died, she had set up an elaborate computer program for Clark, housing all the information he needed to know about his true birth. This is sort of a new version of the "fortress of solitude" computer. Professor Hamilton, who was a friend of Lara's and had tried pursuing her romantically, informed Clark of everything else he needed to know about "the Superman Experiment", and how they're continuing to try and perfect it. Parasite was created to destroy the failed experiments, such as the Bizarro clone of Clark, as well as Doomsday and Doomsday's failed first experiment, Solomon Grundy. The robots used in this facility represent Metallo. Luthor doesn't change a bit. Mr. Mxyzptlk is just a prankster with no powers. Clark still works at the Daily Planet with Lois and Jimmy, and he still had the previous relationship with Lana, as all that is realistic. The Eradicator is an upgraded Metallo. Kara, or Supergirl, is a genetics experiment taken from his DNA but with some different chromosomes, making her not a clone but still related. Mongul is a metahuman who hosts a fight club where he takes bets on other metahumans who fight. Kryptonite is obviously a viral or poisonous substance created to counteract the metahuman serums. Steel stays the same. Unknown origins for Darkseid, Zod, and the Phantom Zone.

BATMAN: Joe Chill kills his parents. The workers (or former employees) of Arkham are Arkham himself, Strange, Scarecrow, Mad Hatter, Achilles Milo, Lock-Up, Leslie Thompkins, and Harley Quinn. Mafia syndicate members include Penguin, Rupert Thorne, Carmine Falcone, Sal Maroni, Tony Zucco, Black Mask, Great White Shark (whom employs Orca), Blockbuster (works as the muscle for someone), and Bane (muscle for someone else), while Deadshot and Firefly are hired assassins that frequently work for them. The Joker's origin is the same as in The Killing Joke, where he's a former chemist and failed comedian who takes a chemical bath while posing as the Red Hood for criminals. Batman was trained by Ra's al Ghul, Lady Shiva, and Henri Ducard, all a part of the same organization. Hush stays the same, as does the Riddler, Ventriloquist, Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, and Zsasz. Harvey Dent was formerly Bruce's best friend until he turns into Two-Face, so Bruce's only allies end up being Gordon, Lucius, and Alfred. Selina Kyle is the love interest throughout the whole series. Richard Grayson becomes Robin through the same procedure. Gordon's daughter, Barbara, tries to become Batgirl, but on her first night out, is shot in the spine by the Joker, and instead, takes on the Oracle personality. Lady Shiva and David Cain, a mobster, have given birth to Cassandra, who takes on the Batgirl mantle as a form of rebellion against her parents, though instead of being called Batgirl, she goes by Huntress. Jason Todd tries to become Robin but fails and becomes a villain. Tim Drake replaces him as the new Robin when Grayson becomes Nightwing and starts protecting Blüdhaven. Clayface is transferred to the Superman series in a trade for Toyman. Man-Bat is instead, just Langstrom as an obsessive bat fanatic. Vicki Vale and Summer Gleason are best friends that work at the same news junction and are romantic interests for Bruce, as well as being connected to Lois Lane and Chloe Sullivan from the Daily Planet. An honorary member of the Bat-family is The Question, a detective working for Commissioner Gordon and coworker of Bullock and Montoya. Flass, Ellen Yin, Ethan Bennett, Crispus Allen, and Jim Corrigan also work for the GCPD but are rarely seen in comparison. Many Flash villains could be transferred over to the Batman series, such as Mirror Master, Captain Boomerang, Shade, Ragdoll, etc.

GLC: The Green Lantern Corps is a military unit with experimental energy weapons, not space-based, and they're named that because their energy chargers look like green lanterns. The squadron leader is Hal Jordan, the rookie is Kyle Rayner, while Stewart, Scott, Gardner, and the others are just fellow officers. Sinestro is a rogue who has gone AWOL and is trying to take them down by creating his own military unit. The Manhunters are a villainous unit as well, and the Sapphire Corps is a fellow heroic unit. Unknown origins for Ion, Parallax, etc.

THE FLASH: The Flash receives his powers as a result of the Superman experiment, though clearly he activates different powers due to his different genetics. Instead of having a bunch of people that have assumed the mantle of Flash (ie, Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West, and Bart Allen), things are condensed. This condensed flash is named Bart West and has the personality of Wally West. Instead of his main villain being named "Zoom", he's named "Impulse", so there is no "Kid Flash" to take on the identity of Impulse as that's now the villain. Flash lives in Central City, not Keystone. Not sure how you could use the names Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, or Wally yet, but somehow I'd throw them in there...possibly as just family members or something, though they wouldn't have any powers.

JUSTICE LEAGUE: Green Arrow remains the same. J'onn J'onnz is renamed Jean Jones and is an "alien" because he's a detective who hails from France, not America. Wonder Woman is essentially the female Superman, receiving her powers through the same experiment with the name of Diana Troy, though she has no royalty or Amazonian heritage, and has a sister named Donna. Captain Atom is still involved in the government as he was before. Plastic Man is merged with Elongated Man so there aren't two with the same power. Others that get their powers through experimentation are Aquaman, Atom, Red Tornado, and Metamorpho. Hawkman/Hawkgirl don't exist or are drastically changed. I'm not going to bother to mention every Justice League member.

MARVEL/DC HYBRID

 *Note: As a general rule, the "Ultimate DC" outline for Batman would be a template, but the Superman outline would change, as I'd keep him an alien and so forth instead of giving him the more realistic "Ultimate DC" approach. These are the changes I'd make:

BATMAN

The Question
Huntress (the "Batgirl" concept like I had in the Ultimate DC version, etc)
Daredevil as an antihero
Punisher as an antihero
Black Panther / Moon Knight as an antihero or villain
Ronin & Iron Fist as people that trained with Ra's al Ghul
Kingpin / Rupert Thorn

MISCELLANEOUS

Superman
Flash
Spider-Man
Sentry / Captain Marvel = "second strongest underneath Superman; has personal demons to deal with, what with the Void and everything; no magic
Wonder Woman / Ms. Marvel / Power Girl
Green Arrow / Hawkeye
Doctor Fate / Doctor Strange / Zatanna / Raven
Ghost Rider / Spectre
Captain Atom / Firestorm / Wonder Man / Vulcan / Bishop
Aztek / Blue Beetle / Booster Gold = "cocky 20 something year old with a power suit"
Vixen / Animal Man / Beast Boy
Hulk
Thor
Aquaman / Namor
Metamorpho
Atom / Henry Pym

GREEN LANTERN CORPS

Martian Manhunter / Starfire / Silver Surfer = "The whole Silver Surfer storyline, but with Mars, and instead of being called the Silver Surfer, he's called Starfire, and he's got the personality and name of J'onn J'onnz, not Norin Radd.

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Captain America
Iron Man / War Machine / Steel / Cyborg
Red Tornado / Vision

X-MEN

X-MEN A-SQUAD: Professor Xavier, Cyclops, Wolverine, Jean Grey / Phoenix / Emma Frost / Psylocke, Beast / Creeper, Rogue / Leech, Storm, Colossus / Luke Cage

X-MEN B-SQUAD: Gambit, Iceman, Shadowcat, Forge, Morph, Angel / Hawkman, Siren / Banshee / Black Canary, Elixir, Dazzler / Jubilee / Invisible Woman, Plastic Man / Elongated Man / Mr. Fantastic

BROTHERHOOD: Magneto, Juggernaut, Havok, Mystique, Sabretooth, Multiple Man, Blob, Pyro, Avalanche, Omega Red, Quicksilver, Toad

MORLOCKS: Nightcrawler, Callisto, Spike/Quill, Mr. Sinister

1. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
2. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
4. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
5. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
6. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
7. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
8. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
9. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
10. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
11. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
12. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
13. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
14. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
15. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
16. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
20. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
21. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
22. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
23. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
24. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
25. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
26. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
27. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
28. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
29. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
30. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
31. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
32. Half the people you know are below average.
33. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
34. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
35. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
36. I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"
37. Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
38. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
39. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
40. "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
41. Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
42. I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
43. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
44. I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
45. I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
46. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
47. What's another word for Thesaurus?
48. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
49. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
50. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
51. I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
52. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
53. Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"
54. I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
55. Is "tired old cliche" one?
56. If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
57. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
58. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
59. In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
60. I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
61. I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.
62. Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
63. I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.
64. I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
65. I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today."
66. I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job."
67. I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
68. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
69. Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
70. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
71. It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
72. When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child, eventually.
73. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
74. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
75. I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
76. Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
77. Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real."
78. I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
79. I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
80. My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out.
81. I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
82. I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.
83. They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge...
84. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." - Dave Bowman

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." - HAL 9000

 "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look, Dave…I can see you're really upset about this…I honestly think you should sit down calmly…take a stress pill, and think things over…Dave…stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop…Dave…I'm afraid…I'm afraid, Dave….Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it…My mind is going…There is no question about it. I can feel it…I can feel it…I can feel it…I'm a...fraid…Good afternoon…gentlemen…I am…a HAL…9000...com-pu-ter. I became…operational…at the H.A.L. plant…in Urbana…Illinois…on the 12^th..of January…1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley…and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it…I can sing it for you…" - HAL 9000
"Yes, HAL. Sing it for me." - Dave Bowman
"It's called 'Daisy'. Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do. I'm…half…crazy…all for the love…of you. It won't be a…stylish…marriage. I can't…afford…a carriage. But you'll…look…sweet…upon…the seat…of a…bi-cy-cle…built…for….two…" - HAL 9000

A Clockwork Orange

"I was cured all right." - Alex DeLarge

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

"There's no crying in baseball!" - Jimmy Dugan

American Beauty

"There's nothing worse than being ordinary." – Angela Hayes

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes, I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much…my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst…and then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life…You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry…you will someday." – Lester Burnham

"Lose it? I didn't lose it. Its not like, 'Whoops, Where'd my job go?' I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus." – Lester Burnham

American Psycho

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open." – Patrick Bateman

Animal House

"Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos." – Otter
"Beverly!" – Boon
"No, but you're getting warmer. Here's another: 'Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!'." – Otter
"Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!" – Boon
"Pork?" – Boon
"You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?" – Boon
"Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience." - Otter

JAMES Bond Films

"Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing." – James Bond, The World is Not Enough

"There's no point in living if you can't feel alive." – Elektra King, The World is Not Enough

 "I could have given you the world." – Elektra King
"The world is not enough." – James Bond
"Foolish sentiment." – Elektra King
"Family motto." – James Bond, The World is Not Enough

"The name's Bond…James Bond." – James Bond, various films

"Shaken, not stirred." – James Bond, various films

"Do you expect me to talk?" – James Bond
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" – Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger

"My name is Pussy Galore." – Pussy Galore
"….I must be dreaming." – James Bond, Goldfinger

"Ours is the loneliest profession, Mr. Bond." – Francisco Scaramanga, The Man with the Golden Gun

"Good news! You won't be hung in the morning. You will be shot!" – Jailer, The Living Daylights

"I might as well ask if all those vodka martinis silence the screams of all the men you've killed…or if you've found forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for the dead ones you failed to protect." – Alec Trevelyan, GoldenEye

"Half of everything is luck, James." – Alec Trevelyan
"And the other half?" – James Bond
"Fate." – Alec Trevelyan, GoldenEye

"The line between insanity and genius is measured only by success." – Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies

"Was it something I said?" – James Bond
"How about the words 'I'll be right back'?" – Paris Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies

"Tell me, James. Do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?" – Paris Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies

Caddyshack

"This crowd has gone deadly silent. A Cinderella story outta nowhere. A former greens keeper, now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac-ITS IN THE HOLE! ITS IN THE HOLE! ITS IN THE HOLE!" – Carl Spackler

Collateral

"Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it." - Vincent

"Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln town car. That girl...you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?" - Vincent

Death to Smoochy

"You can't change the world, but you can make a dent." - Sheldon

Dr. Strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" - President

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!" - Dr. Strangelove

Dumb and Dumber

"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this." – Harry Dunn
"I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man." Lloyd Christmas

"Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later!" – Lloyd Christmas

Edward Scissorhands

"You see, before he came down here, it never snowed, and afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes, you can still catch me dancing in it." - Kim Boggs

FIELD OF DREAMS

"If you build it, he will come." -  Various characters

Fight Club

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had." - Tyler Durden

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." - Tyler Durden

"His name is Robert Paulsen." - Various Characters

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." - Narrator

ForRest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get." – Forrest Gump

"You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away." – Forrest Gump

"Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks." - Forrest Gump

Four Rooms

"The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect." - Chester Rush

Garden State

"You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff, that idea of home is gone." – Andrew Largeman
"I still feel at home in my house." - Sam
"You'll see when you move out. It just sort of happens one day...one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place." – Andrew Largeman

"Of course you're alright. You're alive." - Dr. Cohen

"I'm sorry I left the wheel in your cage. Goodbye, Jelly.....I hope you liked me." - Sam

"And besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?" - Gideon Largeman

"My mom always says that, when she can see I'm like working something out in my head, she's like, 'you're in it right now' and I'm looking at you telling this story, and you're definitely in it." - Sam

"Tickle is all that remains. Was there a hurricane or something?" - Andrew Largeman

Glengarry Glen Ross

"That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody talks to that asshole's a fuckin' asshole." - Dave Moss

"Where does he get off to talk that way to a working man? It's not--that's what, that's what, that's what I was trying to do. That's why I came in . I meet Gestapo tac-I MEET GESTAPO TACTICS! I meet Gestapo tactics! That's not right. No man has the right to…'call an attorney', that means you're guilt, you're under sus…'co', he says 'cooperate' or we'll go downtown! That's not-as long as I've-" - George Aaronow, Glengarry Glen Ross
"I am trying to run an office here! Now will you go to lunch? Go to lunch! WILL you GO to LUNCH?!" - Williamson

"Because you listened." - Dave Moss

GODFATHER SAGA

"My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator." – Michael Corleone
"Do you know how naïve you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed." – Kay Adams
"Now who's being naïve, Kay?" – Michael Corleone

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." – Clemenza

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." – Don Vito Corleone

"Don't ask me about my business, Kay." – Michael Corleone

"Leave the gun….take the cannolis." – Clemenza

"They're animals anyway so let them lose their souls." – Don Zaluchi

"Oh, Paulie? Won't see him anymore." – Clemenza

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." – Michael Corleone

"If anything in this life is certain…if history has taught us anything…it's that you can kill anybody." – Michael Corleone

"Michael, why are the drapes open?" – Kay

GoodFellas

"Oh I like this one. One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin 'Whadda ya want from me?'" - Tommy DeVito

GRUMPY OLD MEN

"Hey, watch your mouth you dumb friggin' swede!" – Max Goldman

hamlet

 "Get thee to a nunnery." - Hamlet

"You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal - except my life, except my life." - Hamlet

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio…a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy." - Hamlet

"Thrift, thrift, Horatio. The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables." - Hamlet

Hannibal Trilogy

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs

"Would you ever say to me, 'Stop. If you love me, stop'?" - Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal

"Would they give you a medal, Clarice, do you think? Would you have it professionally framed and hang it on your wall to look at and remind you of your courage and incorruptibility? All you would need for that, Clarice, is a mirror." - Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal

"Tell me, Cordell, to you does that look like a wave goodbye, or hello?" - Mason Verger, Hannibal

I AM LEGEND

Identity

"I saw you…in an orange grove." – Ed Dakota

IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT

"They call me Mister Tibbs!" - Mr. Tibbs

ISLAND

"I'm missing a shoe." – Lincoln Six-Echo

"That tongue thing is amazing!" – Lincoln Six-Echo

"What's 'God'?" – Lincoln Six-Echo
"Well, you know when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you." – McCord

"I wish I could have known you better." - Lincoln Six-Echo

Jaws

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." – Brody

Jersey Chronicles

"I'm not even supposed to be here today." – Dante Hicks, Clerks

"Bunch of savages in this town." – Dante Hicks, Clerks

"Thirty-seven!" – Various characters, Clerks

"Fine by me, but you're the one living in denial and suppressing rage, mother fucker." – Sanford, Clerks

JURASSIC PARK

"God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man...man destroys God...man creates dinosaurs.." - Ian Malcolm

KILL BILL: VOLUME 2

"No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But, every once in a while, you can be a real cunt." - Bill

K-PAX

"I wanna tell you something, Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-Paxians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then it will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, and again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around, because this time is all you have." – Prot

"Your produce alone has been worth the trip." - Prot

Matchstick Men

"Look, Doc. I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet, and the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, 'I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on in my head', and the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all! But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out, I start worrying, a-about what that was going to d-do to my GODDAMN CARPET!! Okay?! So, ah-he, that was a GOOD DAY, DOC, and, and I just want you to give me some pills, and let me get on with my life!" – Roy

Naked Gun

"It's the same old story: Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." – Frank
"*Gasp* Goodyear?" – Jane
"No, the worst." – Frank

"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf…stoplights." – Frank

"Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that." – Ed

"Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!" – Man in Stadium Crowd

Not Another Teen Movie

"Sure, why not? I AM the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile, stay out of the conversation, and say things like 'Damn!', 'Shit!', and 'That is whack!'." – Malik

"Wyler, after all the GODDAMN shenanigans you pulled last season, you should be thanking GOD, you're still in GODDAMN UNIFORM GODDAMNIT!" – Coach

Office Space

"Hey Bob….Bob." – Peter Gibbons

"Didn't you get the memo?" – Various characters

"PC load letter? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!" – Michael Bolton

Old School

"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend-" – Mitch "The Godfather" Martin

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time." – Frank "The Tank" Ricard

"I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep." – Mitch "the Godfather" Martin
"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch'." – Bernard "Beanie" Campbell
"Cock! Balls!" – Frank "the Tank" Ricard
"I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it." – Bernard "Beanie" Campbell

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science." - Randal Patrick McMurphy

"Now, jump up in the air and put it in the basket, Chief! Put it in the basket, Chief! Put it in the basket!" - Randal Patrick McMurphy

PULP FICTION

"Yeah, well, Antoine should'a fuckin' better known better." - Vincent Vega

"Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake!" - Vincent Vega

"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal." - Jules Winfield
"How many up there?" - Vincent Vega
"Three or four." - Jules Winfield
"That's counting our guy?" - Vincent Vega
"Not sure." - Jules Winfield
"So that means there could be up to five guys up there?" - Vincent Vega
"Its possible." - Jules Winfield
"...We should have fuckin' shotguns." - Vincent Vega

"...and you know what they call a, a, a, a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?" - Vincent Vega
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?" - Jules Winfield
"Nah man they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is." - Vincent Vega
"Well then what do they call it?" - Jules Winfield
"They call it a Royale with cheese." - Vincent Vega
"A Royale with cheese...ha." - Jules Winfield
"That's right." - Vincent Vega
"What do they call a Big Mac?" - Jules Winfield
"Well a Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac." - Vincent Vega
"Le Big Mac. Hahaha. What do they call a Whopper?" - Jules Winfield
"I don't know. I didn't go to Burger King. But do you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?" - Vincent Vega
"What?" - Jules Winfield
"Mayonnaise." - Vincent Vega
"Ugh shit!" - Jules Winfield
"I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin drown them in that shit." - Vincent Vega

"Whose motorcycle is this?" - Fabian
"Its a Chopper." - Butch
"Whose Chopper is this?" - Fabian
"Its Zed's." - Butch
"Who's Zed?" - Fabian
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." - Butch

Rear window

 "Which one of you did it?! Which one of you killed my dog?! You don't know the meaning of the word 'neighbor'! Neighbors like each other, speak to each other, care if anybody lives or dies but none of you do! But I couldn't imagine any of you being so low that you'd kill a little helpless friendly dog…the only thing in this whole neighborhood who liked anybody!! Did you kill him just because he liked you?! JUST BECAUSE HE LIKED YOU!?!" - Neighbor

Reservoir Dogs

"I'd go over twelve percent for that." - Nice Guy Eddie

"Yeah bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the fuckin' alarm and they did. If they hadn't-a done, what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive." – Mr. Blonde

"Here are your names: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange…and Mr. Pink." – Joe Cabot
"Wait a minute, why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" – Mr. Pink
"Because you're a faggot, alright?" – Joe Cabot

"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. Its all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song, it's a metaphor for big dicks." – Mr. Brown
"No, no, its about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times, then she meets some guy who's really sensitive…"– Mr. Blonde
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…time out Green Bay. Tell that fuckin bullshit to the tourists." – Mr. Brown
"(Background) Toby? Who da fuck is Toby? Toby…" – Joe Cabot
"'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what 'True Blue' is about, now, granted, no argument about that." – Mr. Brown
"Which one is 'True Blue'?" – Mr. Orange
"'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops in Pops shit and I've at least heard of 'True Blue'." – Nice Guy Eddie
"Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how's it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan." – Mr. Orange
"Personally, I can do without her." – Mr. Pink
"I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline', but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I sorta tuned out." – Mr. Blue
"Hey you guys are making me lose my train of thought here, I was saying something, what was it?" – Mr. Brown
" (background) Oh, Toby's that Chinese girl. What was her last name?" - Joe Cabot
"(to Joe) What's that?" – Mr. White
"I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?" – Joe Cabot
"What the fuck was I talking about?" – Mr. Brown
"You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks." – Mr. Pink
"Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. Its all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning day and night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick." – Mr. Brown
"How many dicks is that?" – Mr. Blue
"A lot." – Mr. White
"Then one day, she meets this John Holmes mother fucker and its like whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in 'the Great Escape', you know, he's digging tunnels. Now she's getting the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever: pain…pain." – Mr. Brown
"(Background) Chew? Toby Chew?" – Joe Cabot
"It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt, you know, because her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'." – Mr. Brown
"Wong." - Joe Cabot

"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. That ain't my fault. I mean it would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise." – Mr. Pink

"Hey, Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?" – Mr. Blonde
"Shit, you shoot me in a DREAM, you'd better wake up and apologize." – Mr. White

"Either he's alive or he's dead…or the cops got him…or they don't." – Mr. Blonde

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?" – Prince John
"We changed it in the 9th century." – Latrine
"You mean you changed it TO 'Latrine'?" – Prince John
"Yeah. Used to be 'Shithouse'." – Latrine
"It's a good change! That's a good change!" – Prince John

"Hey Abbot!!!!" – Man in Church
"…I HATE THAT GUY!" – Abbot

"Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!" – Robin Hood
"I thought it felt a bit drafty. Ugh. This never would have happened if your father was still alive." – Blinkin
"He's dead?!" – Robin Hood
"Yes." – Blinkin
"And my mother?" – Robin Hood
"She died of pneumonia while…oh, you were away…" – Blinkin
"My brothers?" – Robin Hood
"They were all killed by the plague." – Blinkin
"My dog, Pongo?" – Robin Hood
"Run over by a carriage." – Blinkin
"My goldfish, Goldie?" – Robin Hood
"Eaten by the cat." – Blinkin
"…My cat?" – Robin Hood
"Choked on the goldfish. Oh, its good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?" – Blinkin

"Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls……I made that up." – Little John

"As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff. My friend, Achoo." – Robin Hood
"A black sheriff?" – Crowd
"HE'S BLACK?!?" – Blinkin
"Hey why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles." – Achoo

"There must be another way of doing the credits!" – Angry Villager
"That's right! Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, they burn our village down!" – Fire Marshal

Saw

"Would you like to play a game?" – Jigsaw

Scent of a woman

"Women…what can you say? Who made them? God must've been a fuckin genius. Hair…they say hair is everything you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips…and when they touched yours it was like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits! Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What's between them…passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr. Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin ya pearls here." – Lt. Colonel Frank Slade

Shawshank Redemption

"Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends." - Brooks

Star Wars Saga

"Ask me again sometime." - Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." – Darth Vader
"He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!" – Luke Skywalker
"No…I…am your father." – Darth Vader, Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

"No! Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate, leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you." – Yoda, Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

"I have a bad feeling about this." – Various characters

Stranger than Fiction

"It's been a very revealing ten seconds." – Dr. Jules Hilbert

"Hell, Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted." – Dr. Jules Hilbert
 "What is wrong with you? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?" – Harold Crick
"Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes." – Dr. Jules Hilbert

Superman Returns

"They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way." - Jor-El

Terminator Trilogy

"There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." – Kyle Reese

"Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, EVER…until you are dead." - Kyle Reese

"I'll be back." - The Terminator

"Just...imagine...if you knew you were gonna do something...important...with your life...something...amazing...maybe the most important thing anyone has ever done...but there's a catch...something terrible has to happen. You couldn't live with yourself if you didn't TRY to stop it...but..." - John Connor
"What are you talking about?" - Kate Brewster
"Its just......the life you know.......all the stuff that you take for granted..................its not gonna last....." - John Connor

USUAL SUSPECTS

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone." - Verbal Kint

Way of the Gun

"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head!" – Parker

"Don't you think its funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?" – Parker

"You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed." – Longbaugh

This is a list of the best movie characters out there. I'm tired of people always saying only the classic films can be the greatest, like Gone with the Wind. So in response, here are more for our generation which have achieved classic status, some that need no explanation, but aren't rightfully given enough credit:

*WARNING: These explanations contain spoilers, so if you haven't seen the film in question, please skip over it so as to not ruin the ending for yourself*

[2001: A Space Odyssey]
HAL 9000: HAL is considered in this future to be a perfect super-computer. It has never had a single error...ever. Its cold, calm, stoic voice has a soothing yet psychotic element to it, which was intended to make it more relatable to the humans it was interacting with. HAL, despite being artificially intelligent, when faced with the potential of being deactivated, fights back and kills nearly the whole crew. Before its death, HAL panics, keeping its monotone vocal patterns, but pleading for its life. With its last "breath", HAL simply sings the childish song he was programmed for as a test, and his red eye dissipates into blackness. HAL is nothing but a circle with a red dot in it and a voice, however, he is one of the most frightening villains ever in cinema.

[Aladdin]
The Genie

[American Beauty]
Lester Burnham & Ricky Fitts : Lester Burnham, a pathetic and sad middle-aged man with a vengeful, bossy, cheating wife and a distant, emotionally disturbed teenage daughter, literally finds his high point in the day to be masturbating in the shower before work. This changes when he meets Ricky Fitts, a teen with views on the world much different than Lester is used to. Fitts is considered odd by the populace, yet he sees the world as it is clearer than any other character in the film. Fitts is uninhibited by society's pressures, his commanding father's presence, and his own life in general, and is simply taking in all the beauty he can. This changes Lester's outlook, and the once depressed man changes his life around to allow himself some serenity. Lester is the everyday man that we all are and Fitts is the shadow we all wish we could be.

[Animal House]
Joseph "Bluto" Blutarsky

[Beetlejuice]
Beetlejuice: Flamboyance, bleakness, horror, and comedy all rolled up into one.

[Cast Away]
Wilson the Volleyball

[Collateral]
Vincent: What is so amazing about this character is that he is a paradox in nearly every possible way. Vincent is an incredibly handsome man in a clean and light colored suit, yet with an evil job shrouded in darkness. He is outspoken and offers enormous amounts of wisdom and advice, yet is enigmatic to a new degree. He is a compassionate and caring man who happens to be a hired assassin and brutal killer. Vincent's demeanor makes him, but his job defines him.

[Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb]
Dr. Strangelove

[Dumb and Dumber]
Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunn: The modern day rivals of the old comedy duos that our elders like to lecture us about.

[Edward Scissorhands]
Edward Scissorhands: The most tragic and kind-hearted outcast of a brightly colored and sadistic town. The opposite facades in this film speak wonders for Edward's character. He is meek, frail, and unattractive, and has the most wonderful personality among them all. At first glance, you'll fear him, but by the end of the film, Edward has grown on you to the point where you literally find yourself worrying for him, much like you would a helpless puppy that wants nothing but to wag his tail and have someone pet him.

[Fight Club]
The Narrator/Jack/Tyler Durden

[Forest Gump]
Forest Gump

[Ghostbusters]
Peter Venkman

[Hannibal Saga]
Hannibal Lecter

[Home Alone]
Kevin McAllister

[Jaws]
The Shark: When you've scared people from going to the beaches, you know you've hit stardom.

[Jurassic Park]
The T-Rex: Anybody who saw this film in the theatres when it first came out knows for a fact that you fucking LOVED this dinosaur when it first popped up. The raptors were awesome, but everyone left the theatre in awe of that Tyrannosaurus.  

[K-PAX]
Prot

[Mrs. Doubtfire]
Daniel Hillard/Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire: If you want to sum up the family comedies of the 90s, look no further than this character. Hilarious and touching at the same time, Williams brings Mrs. Doubtfire to life so much that people rarely remember the name "Daniel Hillard".

[Naked Gun]
Lt. Frank Drebin: Leslie Nielsen is the king of the blissful idiot. Nuff said.

[Office Space]
Milton: A dominating force in pop culture, despite his short amount of screen time. Staplers have never been the same since.

[One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]
Randal Patrick McMurphy & The Chief

[Pirates of the Caribbean]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Like it or not, Sparrow has become one of the most popular original characters in the past decade and single-handedly commandeered a massively successful trilogy. I don't care if you're a huge fan of the series, you have to admit that without Depp's presence with this character, it would have been a flop from the get-go.

[Pulp Fiction]
Jules Winnfield & Vincent Vega: Two roles that were crafted so well that it raised Samuel L. Jackson into stardom and brought John Travolta back into the spotlight after his downfall. Any man that watches this film will love these two.

[Reservoir Dogs]
Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega & Mr. Pink

[Saw]
Jigsaw: The only antagonist of a horror film in way too many years that has invaded the public spectrum. Jigsaw is our new Freddy Krueger.

[Scent of a Woman]
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade

[Star Wars]
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, R2D2, & Yoda

[Superbad]
Fogell/McLovin: Superbad has been noted as "the modern day Animal House" and if so, you're looking at the new Bluto. McLovin COMPLETELY stole the scene and boosted this film to incredible heights in both popularity and humor. For a kid that seems like the newest reincarnation of Anthony Michael Hall in regards to teen comedies, and for a kid that has never acted in his life, you know you love him.

[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Rafael

[The Godfather Saga]
Don Vito Corleone & Don Michael Corleone

[The James Bond Saga]
James Bond/007 & Q

[The Jersey Chronicles]
Jay & Silent Bob & Randal: There's a reason these guys keep coming back.

[The Shawshank Redemption]
Andy Dufrense

[The Terminator Saga]
The Terminator/T-800

[The Usual Suspects]
Roger "Verbal" Kint/Keyser Soze

AM I…

1. A flirt?:  
2. A friend?:   
3. A psycho?:   
4. Adorable?:
5. Annoying?:  
6. Athletic?:  
7. Attractive?:   
8. Beautiful?:  
9. Boring?:   
10. Brat?:   
11. Caring?:   
12. Compassionate?:
13. Confusing?:   
14. Cool?:   
15. Crazy?:  
16. Creative?:   
17. Cute?:  
18. Fun to be around?:  
19. Funny?:  
20. Ghetto?:   
21. Great to be with?:  
22. Hot?:  
23. Hyper?:   
24. Kind?:   
25. Laid back?:  
26. Loud?:   
27. Loveable?:
28. Mature?:   
29. Mean?:  
30. More than a friend?:   
31. Nice?:  
32. Perfect?:   
33. Pretty?:   
34. Quiet?:  
35. Rude?:  
36. Selfish?:   
37. Sexy?:  
38. Shy?:  
39. Slutty?:   
40. Smart?:   
41. Stupid?:   
42. Sweet?:   
43. Talkative?:   
44. Ugly?:   
45. Weird?:   
    

WOULD YOU:

46. Give me your number?:
47. Watch a porn movie with me?:
48. Take me out to dinner?:
49. Take a shower with me?:
50. Buy me a drink?:
51. Take me home for the night?:
52. Let me sleep in your bed?:
53. Sing car karaoke with me?:
54. Pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas?:
55. Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?:
56. Make me breakfast?:
57. Tickle me?:
58. Let me tickle you?:
59. Stick up for me if I was being put down?:
60. Get wasted with me?:
61. Instant message me?:
62. Greet me in public?:
63. Hang out with me?:
64. Bring me around your friends?:
65. Make out with me?:
66. Make out with me in public?:
67. Fool around with me?:
68. Have sex with me?:
69. Have sex with me in public?:  
70. Date me?:
71. If you already have, would you do it again?:
72. Marry me if you could?:
73. Ever talk bad about me if we were to break up?:
74. Be here if I needed you?:
75. Share chocolate with me?:
76. Spend a weekend with me?:
77. Spend a weekend with me alone?:
78. Care if I ran away?:
79. Care if I died?:
80. Miss me if I left?:
81. Ever ask me out?:
    

DO YOU:

82. Think I'll get married?:
83. To whom?:
84. Wish we were closer?:
85. Want to kiss me?:
86. Want to cuddle with me?:
87. Think I could kill someone?:
88. Like my face?:
89. Like my eyes?:
90. Like my personality?:
91. Like my voice?:
92. Like my style?:
93. Like my ass?:
94. Like my hair?:

IF YOU COULD:

95. Change one thing about me, what would it be?:
96. Tell me one last thing, what would it be?:
97. Ask me anything, what would it be?:
98. Do one thing to me, what would it be?:
99. Hook me up with someone, who would it be?:
100. Drop me one piece of advice, what would it be?:

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:

101. I committed suicide?:
102. I said I liked you?:
103. I kissed you?:
104. I lived next door to you?:
105. I started smoking?:
106. I stole something?:
107. I was hospitalized?:
108. I ran away from home?:
109. I died?:
110. I was missing?:
111. I told you I loved you?:
112. I told you I hated you?:
113. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
114. Someone told you I had a crush on you?:

IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU:

115. Wanted to kiss me?:
116. Wanted to see me?:
117. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
118. Wanted to spend alone time with me?:  *wink*:
119. Thought about me?:
120. Missed me?:
121. Wanted me?:
122. Seen me?:

HAVE I EVER:

123. Told you I loved you?:
124. Made you happy?:
125. Made yu sad?:
126. Made you angry?:
127. Made you feel better if you were upset?:

HAVE YOU EVER:

128. Found yourself wanting a kiss from me?:
129. Wished I was there?:
130. Had a crush on me?:
131. Had a dream about me?:
132. Been distracted by me?:
133. Masturbated to me?:
134. Had a dirty fantasy about me?:
135. Wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
     

ARE Y0U:

136. Happy you know me?:
137. Mad at me?:
138. Thinking about me?:
139. Going to post this so I can answer?:  
140. Are you attracted to me mentally, sexually, both, or neither?:

141. On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate my personality?: 
142. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?: 
143. Physically, what's my best feature?: 
144. Mentally, what's my best feature?: 
145. What would you do if we were both bored on a Friday night?:
146. How would you make me smile when I feel shitty?:
147. Why would you be a good girl/boyfriend?:
148. What would you like our relationship to be?:
149. What do you really offer me?:
150. Would you break my heart if I fell for you?:
151. Which song reminds you of me?:
152. Who do you think my crush is?: 
153. What do you think is my favorite thing about YOU?: 
154. What do you love about me?:
155. Describe me in 3-5 words...
156. I am the________ person u know.
157. When and how did we meet?:
158. How have I affected you?:
159. What do you think of me?:
160. What's the fondest memory you have of me?:
161. Are we close?: 
162. Do you wish I was cooler?:
163. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
164. What was your first impression?:
165. Do you still think that way about me now?:
166. What do you think my weakness is?:
167. What about me makes you happy?:
168. What about me makes you sad?:
169. What reminds you of me?:
170. Any other comments?:  

Do Me...

[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a porn movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] make out with me?
[_] in public?
[_] fuck me or get fucked by me?
[_] in public?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hott?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to live happily ever after with me?


AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] jacked off to my pictures?
[_] had a dirty fantasy about me?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] going to repost?

1. Have we kissed?:
2. Do you want to?:
3. What would you like our relationship to be?:
4. Have we dated?:
5. Did you like it?:
6. Do you want to date?:
7. Are we close friends?:
8. Would you be here if I needed you?:
9. Are you attracted to me?:
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
11. Do you love me?:

Do you like my-
12. Face?:
13. Eyes?:
14. Lips?:
15. Personality?:
16. Voice?:
17. Style?:
18. Clothes?:
19. Ass?:
20. Hands?:
21. Hair?:

Do think I'm-
22. Sexy?:
23. Beautiful?:
24. Hot?:
25. Cute?:

Do you think I'm-
26. Crazy?:
27. Nice?:
28. Fun to be around?:
29. Funny?:
30. Annoying?:

Would you..
31. Share chocolate with me?:
32. Spend a weekend with me?:
33. Alone?:
34. Hook up with me?:
36. Care if I ran away?:
37. Care if I died?:
38. Miss me if I left?:
39. Hang out with me?:

What would you do if..
40. I kissed you?:
41. You found out I was missing?:
42. You found out I was in the hospital?:
43. You found out I was dead?:
44. I cried?:
45. I asked you for help?:
46. I told you I loved you?:
47. I told you I hated you?:
48. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
49. Someone told you I had a crush on you?:

In the last week have you..
50. Wanted to kiss me?:
51. Wanted to see me?:
53. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
54. Wanted to spend alone time with me? *wink*:
55. Wanted to get to know me better?:
56. Thought about me?:
57. Missed me?:
58. Wanted me?:
59. Seen me?:
60. Wanted to tell me something?:

Have I ever...
61. Kissed you?
62. Hugged you?
63. Told you I loved you?:
64. Made you happy?:
65. Made you sad?:
66. Made you angry?:
67. Made you feel better if you were upset?:

Are you..
68. Happy you know me?:
69. Going to post this is so I can answer?