This is probably the realest part of the parody.. Call Me Kels when it comes to these blogs......
Now part three is about you and me..We don't have food to eat, nor a movie to see.. You walked up in the house you kissed me on my cheek. Asked how my day was , and said that you missed me.. I removed your coat, helped you off with your shoes..Asked you if you were tired, Tell me what you want to do. You said you were relaxing asked me to sit real close.. Looked me in the eyes and asked what I wanted most..Love was the word I said.. you asked me to explain.. " u got the keys to my body, now will you take the brain" ..Told her I want a teammate , Someone I can adore, Someone to kiss and please me, someone to provide for..She said that sounds real easy..Those things she does possess..We started to listening to Stevie..Let the music do the rest.. As we layed on the floor... stared up into the walls.. She started singing softly. said I bet not dose off.. We started sharing dreams..our visions of our life..compared them in that moment.. It started sounding nice..When we got down to the hard stuff.. She grabbed me by the hand.. asked me to listen deeply.. never shared this with a man.. As I looked into her brown eyes..I saw a special sight..Her passion was so deeply.. finally I saw the light..I knew at that moment..I had found my match..she had made me sit and listen..My attention she did catch..My trust yes she did win.. At the twinklin of an eye..I knew she loved herself more..Challenge it I would not try..She told me I was special..My heart she would embrace. She asked to know my secrets.. A tear was on her face..Said she'd never leave my side..Help me through all the pain..Said she enjoyed my body..but now she wants the brain..I felt I could not let go..as my lips began to move.. Told her all about me..Even about my funky moods.. She laughed and then she kissed me..Told me that she could deal.. She would not take my shyt though..so I gotta learn to chill.. She said one thing that I knew I could not find..Said she'd devote her heart and I knew I had her time.. She said she was so proud..to say I'm her man..We knew that it would work now..We knew we had a plan..Our hearts were now connected as she kissed me on the lips...We both dozed off so softly.. This night I won't forget..When we woke up Sat. morning..I found a note instead...It said, Call me when you wake up..I'm in the kitchen cooking eggs......