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Sexe : Male
Statut : Célibataire
Age : 28
Zodiaque: Balance

Ville : HUMBLE
Région : TEXAS
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 23/01/2006

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dimanche, septembre 03, 2006 
Enjoy....

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Pictures
dimanche, juillet 23, 2006 
I'll post pictures sometime, but for those who don't know Amber Turnbough got married.  So....for all the unmarried guys still out there, it's ok if you cry a little; another hottie just got taken off the market  =).

[Pictures.....  someday I'll get around to it...]
mercredi, juillet 12, 2006 

Someone help us...these people are running amock in this world =P.



I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order
of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. "We don't
have a half-dozen nuggets," said "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the
reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's
right" was the reply. So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE !!!!!! A lady at
work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was
doing, she said she was shopping on the internet and they asked
for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM "thingy".
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into
my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store)
would have battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys
to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you
drive over there and check about the batteries . . . it's too long to walk."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What
do I do? "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told him. With that, the
intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper,put it on the photocopier
and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
*~*~*~*~*~
IDIOTS AT WORK...
Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar.
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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
problems with their computers. One night he got a call from awoman
in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke
coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
~*~*~*~*~*
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the
next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became
visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the
amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time.Needless
to say, she was very disappointed.
samedi, avril 22, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  doué

Anyways, not having much to do, I decided to fix my older ipod that is coming on 4 years old.  Yes, it is one of the 1st gen ipods when they came out.  So it's big and bulky, doesn't have a color screen, nor touch sensitive pads.  It still uses a mechanical rotary wheel and was only for Macs back at that time.  Yes, I messed with it so that it could be used on Windows when iPods for Windows did not exist.  Those were dark days indeed.  Anyways, here are the pics.

Oh yeah, total time to finish battery replacement: 20 minutes.  How long it took to do the write up here: another 30 minutes.


Cover pried open using the baby blue tools supplied with the battery I bought.
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The old battery:
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The battery is removed and this is the 5GB hard drive that's in it.
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The hard drive flipped over and one side of the innards of the iPod.
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The new battery installed
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A shot of the cover and how it is attached.
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Finished pictures:  See no scratches or a trace that I had opened it.

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mardi, mars 28, 2006 
mardi, mars 28, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  apathique

I don't agree with 10 since "range" seems like an obvious contradiction.


1 - Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2 - Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3 - There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4 - The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5 - A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes
6 - There are more chickens than people in the world.
7 - The longest one-syllable word in the English language is"screeched."
8 - On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
9 - All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
10 - No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
11 - "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
12 - Almonds are a member of the peach family.
13 - There are only 4 words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
14 - A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
15 - An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
16 - Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
17 - In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
18 - Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
19 - The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a WonderfulLife."
20 - A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
21 - A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
22 - It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
23 - The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
24 - In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
25 - The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
26 - The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
27 - There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
28 - The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
29 - A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
30 - A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
31 - Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth,which is why
Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also
misspelled on his tomb stone.
32 - Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
33 - More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane
crashes. (Not any more!)
34 - Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
35 - Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
36 - Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.
37 - If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
38 - Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
39 - Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
40 - The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language .
41 - The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
42 - TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
43 - The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
44 - A snail can sleep for 3 years.
45 - American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class
46 - The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
47 - Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.
48 - "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49 - No president of the United states was an only child.
50 - the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it

samedi, février 25, 2006 

So... After not being able to go back to sleep after waking up at 7:30AM! on a Saturday of all days, here's a new entry.  Old age hits hard....


I took this test a few years ago and the values were different.  It was more like 65 22 22 80.  So maybe people do change.

Link to Test

Explaination of my type

Your Type is
INTJ
IntrovertedIntuitiveThinkingJudging
Strength of the preferences %
2212144
mercredi, février 15, 2006 

Well.  I took some time to upload some more photos for myspace, so enjoy.

lundi, février 06, 2006 
A friend sent me a link to this.  I find this hilarious.  Personally, if I had the chance to go on a date with a First Daughter I would for all the wrong reasons.  I'm sure it would be something to remember.  Actually, I'm not sure if I will remember it, or will I be alive to tell about it if I did.


My Secret Service Dating Secrets

By PATTI DAVIS

No matter who wins the US presidential election, whether Al Gore or George W. Bush, there will be at least one young, single First Daughter forced to navigate the treacherous waters of the dating world while being closely followed by a merry band of Secret Service agents - usually male, and impossible to ignore since they have those pesky earpieces dangling from their heads and are always talking into their wrists. As if dating wasn't hard enough.

There are no how-to books available about how to deal with this situation, and I think even the wisest sage would throw up his (or her) arms and say, "Beats me." So, I'm offering a few suggestions. As someone who lived through this ordeal - notice, I didn't say survived it - I can at least give the girls some insights and tips that may help preserve their sanity and prevent them missing romance altogether.

Secret #1

Don't let on that you think any of the Secret Service agents are attractive. They'll be taken off your detail before the clock strikes midnight. They're sensitive about that sort of thing. Jumpy, in fact.

Secret #2

Re tip No. 1, any guy you're dating will probably be jealous that you are being trailed by some attractive men. There's really no way around this, but you might suggest he strike up a conversation with them - ask about their sunglasses or their training. It's a male-bonding kind of thing, and it sometimes works.

Secret #3

Don't tell them where you're going beforehand. They'll be really mad, but here's the reason: if, for example, you say, "I'm going to dinner at this particular restaurant tonight," they'll "advance" it. This means, when you walk in, everyone will be staring. I mean everyone. The cooks, the waiters, the dishwashers. The kitchen will get backed up, orders will be slow and the customers will blame you. Not to mention that your date will hate the scrutiny.

Secret #4

Tip No. 3 applies even more to movies. Wait until the last minute. Be spontaneous. That way the agents might not even get a seat; they'll have to stand in the back. There's nothing more distracting than men with guns sitting right behind you munching popcorn.

Secret #5

There actually are some advantages. You can do risky things like go white-water rafting, backpacking at night, skydiving. You know, all those things you might have been afraid to do before. Hey, they're there to protect you - why wait for a terrorist kidnap plot? Take advantage of their skills and commitment. They'll probably appreciate the adventure.

Secret #6

You can ask them for a bonafide male opinion on how you look before you go on that really important date. Just remember to not ask the cute ones. If the reason for this is unclear, please refer back to tip No.1.

Secret #7

Don't expect them to intervene if a disgruntled ex-boyfriend spots you in public and insists on talking to you. Unless your ex is wearing a mask, brandishing a weapon or acting like a drugged-out lunatic, you're just going to have to handle the situation yourself. Ex-boyfriends are not in the Secret Service manual.

Secret #8

Explain to your date he should obey the speed limits. Not just for the obvious safety reasons, but also because the agents have sirens in their cars. It's embarrassing to be pulled over by your own Secret Service agents.

I hope these suggestions are helpful to whomever is placed in the strange situation of waking up one day as America's new First Daughter.

I have just one more tip. If you end up getting married while your father is in office, get married in the White House. I didn't, and several of my friends have never forgiven me.

Screenwriter Patti Davis is Ronald Reagan's daughter.

vendredi, février 03, 2006 

Type in blonde pole dancer in google's image search.


Here's the link to google image search if you still don't know what google is.
Google Image Search

Those that do, leave a comment, but you are not allowed to speak about it since it is a controversial topic.