Someone help us...these people are running amock in this world =P.
I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order
of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. "We don't
have a half-dozen nuggets," said "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the
reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's
right" was the reply. So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE !!!!!! A lady at
work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was
doing, she said she was shopping on the internet and they asked
for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM "thingy".
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into
my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store)
would have battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys
to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you
drive over there and check about the batteries . . . it's too long to walk."
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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What
do I do? "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told him. With that, the
intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper,put it on the photocopier
and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
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IDIOTS AT WORK...
Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar.
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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
problems with their computers. One night he got a call from awoman
in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke
coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the
next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became
visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the
amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time.Needless
to say, she was very disappointed.