I was just thinking...
I am in awe of my own accomplishments and of those that have remained my friends and such through it. I have been on a TV series, in a magazine, performed on many stages, flown and done loops and barrel rolls in a 2 man WWII plane, married a multi-millionaire, given birth multiple times without drugs, purchased a home on my own, purchased a new car CASH, survived cancer, have found love, lost love, gained love and feigned love, I have angled deep in the ocean, ridden horses with real cowboys in Montana, white water rafted down a great river, won jackpots in Vegas, had a craniotomy, I have eaten delicacies unknown to most of my neighbors, I have dined with celebrities, known many as pals... a few as neighbors even, I have journied to another country on a whim, I have been published, printed, photographed, filmed, recorded, drawn, painted, and been a muse, I have traveled cross country just to meet a new soul, have had my life saved, and saved a life, have fought for what I believe in and both had victories and losses but have never caved in. For these things and for this life and for my family and friends and those that have passed through along the way and will pass through in the years to come... I am in awe and thankful for. I have gained and lost most of them atleast once. I was not born entitled to any of these things, I am just truly blessed.

1.) If you ask to take me out, don't keep insisting I come to your place. I'm not that clueless, and you're not that lucky.

2.) If I agree to a date, that does not mean you 'score'. Take it to the field if that's your aim.

3.) If I ask for a massage, don't think it means stick your prick in my back and dry hump me. Dude, did you ever think maybe my back or feet really fucking hurt?

4.) If you ask me, that doesn't mean Dutch. I'm a modern girl. If I ask you, I don't mind paying.

5.) Don't ask in the middle of the first date,"When can I see you again?" I'm with you now... let's see how the rest of this one pans out before we make any future commitments.

6.) You don't need to mark your territory, or cock block my male friends. If I'm into you, the world will know soon enough.

7.) WTF makes you think I want to know about the last relationship you were in? If I didn't ask, I'm probably not wondering.

8.) Do compliment me on what you find appealing about me. I rarely read minds without being paid.

9.) Grabbing something for us at the local Quickie Mart does not constitute a date, nor a meal.

10.) Don't ask me about how you compare to anyone else. I might just tell you.

11.) Never try to top my story with 10 better ones. I promise my life is not boring enough to bother making this shit up. Please just stick with reality.

12.) Never ever think you will come before my family. The only chance you have is becoming part of it.

13.) Don't try to fuck my friends. They are my friends because we tell each other EVERYTHING!

14.) If I compliment something, it's because I like it. It doesn't mean I love your stupid shirt so much that I want to see you in it EVERY time I see you for now on.

15.) Don't ask my opinion, and immediately disregard my answer.

16.) In a battle of wits. Be sure to come armed. I can almost guarantee my IQ is higher than yours. Sometimes I enjoy a challenge.  Sometimes I enjoy dumbing it down.

17.) Don't assume anything.

18.) Don't stereotype me. I am unlike anyone you will ever know.

19.) Make your mother like me. I promise to be respectful and respectable when she's around. I'll be your mother in the kitchen, and a porn star in the bedroom... just make me want to.

20.) Be creative. You can impress me very easily. A date can be free of expense. An art walk. A moonlit stroll in a park. A picnic.  Or on the other hand, I've jumped on a plane, gotten tattooed, dined with celebs, and gone on shopping sprees for dates. Just make it and yourself interesting.

(and please, ask before you steal this)

(T. B. Schmit/B. Gaitsch/W. Jennings)

Let's go down by the river
Watch the river light
Big old paddle wheeler
Rolling through the southern night
No need in talking you know how I feel
Everytime that I'm with you, you make it all so real
Moon breaks on the water, everything is right
Let's go down by the river tonight

Let's go down by the river
Watch the ships come in
Everytime I'm in New Orleans
I feel like I'm in love again
Good band is playing, night is rolling on
Let's get into the music until the night is gone
Love you till you're shining, oh my what a sight
Let's go down by the river tonight

Down in New Orleans
You know they let the good times roll on forever
Never say never
Down in New Orleans
You know they do it till it's all right - tight
Oh my what a night

I've been out in this big world
I've done everything
Still nobody does it
Like they do in New Orleans
They wake up dancing - Dance until they sleep
Living on their feeling - They know life won't keep
Honey bring your new shades - Morning comes up bright
When you're down by the river all night

On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

I hate the way you act, and i hate the way you smell.
I hate the way you look girl, cause you just look like hell
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, you really stink girl
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, but I love you.

I hate your polyester pant-suits, and your greasy hair.
And that stuff between your braces, and your hairy derierre.

You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, you really stink girl
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, but I love you.

When I got you in my backseat, and I tried to make my move.
I had to roll down all the windows to keep my face from turning blue.

You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, you really stink girl
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh,
You make me sick, but I love you.

Lyrics to Make Me Hate You (Fwak) :
Hate your indifference, hate your intolerance, makes no fucking sense and makes me sick. you represent everything that I fucking hate - fuck you! I look at you and all I see is weak suburban waste. you represent everything that I fucking hate - fuck you! don't want your kind, don't want your life, don't care what you may say. you make me hate you! you make me hate you! you make me hate you! you make me hate you! hate your ignorance hate your violence, what the fuck is wrong with you? you represent everything that I fucking hate - fuck you! I look at you and all I see is weak suburban waste. you represent everything that I fucking hate - fuck you! don't want your kind, don't want your life, don't care what you may say. you make me hate you! you make me hate you! you make me hate you! you make me hate you! I'm just sick of everything. nothing ever seems worthwhile. I'm just sick of everything. nothing ever seems worthwhile. and I'm fucking pissed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eURZtG_uCtU

OMGOMGOMG...... watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cDqmKUemjw

Incase you have ever wondered.... this is what happened. Graphic.... not for little girly men! Probably not for any girls I know.

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