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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 40
Sign: Aquarius

City: Lago Vista
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/17/2006

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November 17, 2009 - Tuesday 
A year ago, I had a plan.  It didn't work.

I still want to get rid of the house, and the responsibility, but I recoil at the loss of equity I would sell for it.

I need to pick up more hours at work, but I really don't want to work at all. and I use the excuse that I have already fucked around management here with my previous decisions to NOT ask for more.

If I keep the house, I should live out there, but that would mean the need for MORE hours I don't want.

I want a steady woman, but I want to make porn and fuck pornstars.

I want to fill a woman's heart, but I don't want the responsibilty of committment.  I get a woman's number, and then don't call so often these days.

I can't seem to make any real decision about any of this shit; I start one way and then immediately change my fucking mind.

I am not reliable any more either...I have so many obligations that I do not attend to.  5 years ago, I drove to completion anything I started.

I volunteer for this and that...and then don't really give a fuck if I follow through or not.  It bothers me that I do that, but not enough to get off my ass.

I get annoyed when I have to do anything.

I would kill people to just get a week of not being bothered by any fucking thing...mortage,housing association, any small request at work, hell, even getting up before I feel like it.

I can't drink like I used to...I have yacked three times this year, which is as much as the decade before this, and drinking gives me a two day hangover, so that takes away an option I used to chill with.

Hell if I know.
November 17, 2009 - Tuesday 
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton
October 11, 2009 - Sunday 
Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

T-Shirt
"I Went To Europe For The Olympics And All I Got Was This Stupid Nobel Peace Prize"

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

President Obama intends to reward ambition. With higher taxes.
Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?
A. President Obama.
President Obama is calling for more federal tax increases. He just heard from his advisors that some American taxpayers weren't completely broke yet.
It's too bad that we can't buy stock in the federal tax system. With Obama as president that will be only thing sure to go up.
Based on his performance in office so far, President Obama should do just fine on his future tax returns. After all, he will be able to write off his second term.

A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class,”How many of you are Obama fans?”

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different?

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you an Obama fan?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a Conservative .”

The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative .

Little Johnny answered, ” Well, my Mom’s a Conservative  and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ”That would make me an Obama fan.”


Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”


"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit Obama's national debt."

President elect Obama has arranged for his first meeting with foreign leaders from other countries to demonstrate his foreign policy expertise. It's scheduled to run for five minutes.

Obama's staff is preparing for his first press conference as President. They're busy writing the questions.
New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)

Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Karl Marx had way more experience.

Q. What will America's national bird be when Obama takes office?
A. His middle finger.

"The most popular headline at the Real Clear Politics Web site the other day was: "Is Obama Becoming A Joke?" With brilliant comedic timing, the very next morning the Norwegians gave him the Nobel Peace Prize. Up next: His stunning victory in this year's Miss World contest. Dec. 12, Johannesburg. You read it here first.
For what, exactly, did he win the Nobel? As the president himself put it:
"When you look at my record, it's very clear what I have done so far. And that is nothing. Almost one year and nothing to show for it. You don't believe me? You think I'm making it up? Take a look at this checklist."
And up popped his record of accomplishment, reassuringly blank."

Erick Erickson: Obama is becoming Jimmy Carter faster than Jimmy Carter became Jimmy Carter.

The committee awarding Obama this prestigious award had a hard time. It almost went to Mickey Mouse for his work with Daffy Duck in bringing talking animals closer together and his vision of a "No Cat" world.
Neither Obama nor Mickey really did anything and Mickey was just an animated cartoon so Obama took home the loot

"The world community wants nothing more than a weak, contrite America. And Obama is delighted to give it to them."

Why doesn't Obama pray?
It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured.  He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied.
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."

Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart

"If Hillary and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!"

John McCain's bumpersticker: Honk If You Want Amnesty for Jesús
Barack Obama's bumpersticker: Honk If You Think I Am Jesus

One of these things aint like the other!
Norman Borlaug
Lech Walesa
Mother Teresa
Barack Hussein Obama

If Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for basically “wishing for world peace”, shouldn’t he have to share it with all the last 50-odd winners of the Miss America Pageant?

One day Snow White sent the dwarfs into the mine to give miners their lunch, and the mine caved in. Snow White shouted, "YOO HOO?" and immediatly a response came:
" Vote for Barack Obama! "
Then Snow White told herself,
"Thank Goodness Dopey is alive!"

Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing it's idiot






October 3, 2009 - Saturday 
I need to tie some woman spread eagle on the bed and eat her pussy for an hour
September 30, 2009 - Wednesday 
My YouTube account, musui2, was suspended today.  They don't have the balls to tell me what I SUPPOSEDLY did wrong:

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I'll bet it was the Satanic Tent Revivals. Some christer faggot left a whiny, poorly spelled comment on one of the episodes, so I commented back "Thanks For Watching; Stay Tuned For Quadro Satanicca".

I'll bet the little fag got every little cocksucking bitch at his church to complain to YouTube.

YouTube sucks anyway; I have my own hosting I'll use. In addition, Youtube keeps pulling video of American troops killing jihadis in combat, while allowing Al Quaida propaganda of jihadis killing bound civilians. What a bunch of fags all around.

It's not surprising that YouTube is a Google enterprise;  Google "Google and liberal bias" or "Google and chinese censorship".

Morally bankrupt garbage.
September 26, 2009 - Saturday 
Devil Dog Brew is made by a Marine, and donates part of the profits to the Marine charities.

“I’m very passionate about coffee, and I’m very passionate about the Marine Corps,” Salmans says. “It just seemed like a great match.”

Maj. Hank Salmans was a mustang that retired a few years back, and started into the coffee biz.

“I think as a capitalist, the more money I am able to make and produce, the more people I can help,” Salmans says. “I would rather donate a portion of proceeds to somebody rather than just donate product because they get actively involved in promoting the brand, and I get stronger and can do more. It’s almost like teaching a person to fish. I can either feed them for a day, or I can feed them for a lifetime.”

You can read more at LJ World, or you can check out the Devil Dog site.

And for the Army doggies, The Major has a mix called Sniper's Brew. 
September 23, 2009 - Wednesday 
A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicity.
Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address

Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
George Washington

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt in the House of Commons November 18, 1783

The way to have safe government is not to trust it all to the one, but to divide it among the many, distributing to everyone exactly the functions in which he is competent…To let the National Government be entrusted with the defense of the nation, and its foreign and federal relations…The State Governments with the Civil Rights, Laws, Police and administration of what concerns the State generally. The Counties with the local concerns, and each ward direct the interests within itself. It is by dividing and subdividing these Republics from the great national one down through all its subordinations until it ends in the administration of everyman’s farm by himself, by placing under everyone what his own eye may superintend, that all will be done for the best.
Thomas Jefferson

We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our selection between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude. If we run into such debts as that we must be taxed in our meat and our drink, in our necessities and comforts, in our labors and in our amusements, for our callings and our creeds…our people…must come to labor sixteen hours in the twenty-four, give earnings of fifteen of these to the government for their debts and daily expenses; and the sixteenth being insufficient to afford us bread…
This is the tendency of all human governments. A departure from principle becomes a precedent for a second; that second for a third; and so on, till the bulk of society is reduced to mere automatons of misery, to have no sensibilities left but for sinning and suffering…And the fore horse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxation follows that, and in its train wretchedness and oppression.
Thomas Jefferson

We, the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution.
Abraham Lincoln

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
Patrick Henry
July 15, 2009 - Wednesday 


As I went into the chandler's shop, some candles for to buy,
I looked about the chandler's shop, but no one did I spy.
Well, I was disappointed, so some angry words I said,
When I heard the sound of a * * * right above my head.
Yes, I heard the sound of a * * * right above my head.

Well, I was slick, and I was quick, so up the stairs I fled,
And very surprised was I to find the chandler's wife in bed,
And with her was another man of quite considerable size,
And they were having a * * * right before my eyes.
Yes, they were having a * * * right before my eyes.

Ah, when the fun was over and done, the lady raised her head,
And very surprised was she to find me standin' by the bed.
"If you'll be discrete, my boy, if you will be so kind,
You two can come up for some * * * whenever you feel inclined.
You two can come up for some * * * whenever you feel inclined."

So, many a night, and many a day, when the chandler wasn't home,
To get myself some candles, to the chandler's shop I'd roam.
But never a one she give to me, she give to me instead
Just a little bit more of that * * * to light my way to bed.
Just a little bit more of that * * * to light my way to bed.

Now, all ye married men, take heed, whenever you go to town.
If you must leave your woman alone, be sure to tie her down.
Or if you would be kind to her, just set her down there on the floor,
And give her so much of that * * * she doesn't want any more.
Yes, give her so much of that * * * she doesn't want any more.

July 14, 2009 - Tuesday 



when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get plenty if you
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mittin, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bibl bcause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
sick some dynamite
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten

July 14, 2009 - Tuesday 
let the synthroid supply run out.

I'll see the doc on WED, but I'm beginning to wear out.  Not as fast as last time, so it looks like the exercise I was getting in has been doing so good.

I need to hold off the dropoff (the point at which I am 87% useless) until after THU.  I've got a shoot to get through.

The good news is that I am down to 30 hours of work a week, and I have 4 days each week from now on to:
1:relax, first and foremost
2:get myself in good shape (I never had to work hard at getting women when I was in good shape - which means I need to get back in shape because I am a dork as far as picking them up)
3:work on MY business.  I don't need to be rich, but I need to be able to treat myself to the things I like on top of supporting myself!