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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Virgo

City: New York
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/24/2004

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Friday, November 20, 2009 
man these blog titles are like one day off. yesterday was the two puker
and today's post definitely a better wonderclout; an obsolete word for "showy but worthless"

i will thus predict the future by calling this post "absonism"


these rotting duck eggs could definitely have been in the two puker one too
terence's lecture at the New York Arts Club was last night and he served art food


cold tomato soup (obvious), muscles (? that Broodthaers pot maybe?), then the rotting duck eggs which Garrick said was "just some weird asian thing", and then eclairs with real ants in them! which is a Dali thing i assume


stacy engman looked really cool with her porta doily. the guy on the right is the head of the art club and mentioned they gave Dali TWO lifetime achievement awards
which is crazy




waiting waiting crowded and hot and nonetheless very exciting!


enfin!


so the title of the lecture was
THE HISTORY OF ART 1642-PRESENT
1642 being the date of Rembrandt's famous The Night Watch
which after restoration was clearly not a night scape


the trick to Terence's lecture was that he gave a straigh-faced slide lecture speaking only in his weird gibberish language
that sounds roughly like "icstyakthery lelanginchon ganolin ling tranliosky larmnono isko unlin"
but not because it has it's own logic and repeated sounds and phonetically interrelated structure. it really actually sounds like he is speaking something. wait let me just upload a short video




see what i mean? im just going to post photos and you imagine the audio






























you can get the idea partly from the selection of images too




speaking of weird jokes i passed a restaurant called PONTY on the way home and saw a couple drinking what i will assume to be MERLOT in the window, which of course spawned a joke in my head but it reminded me that i had made up a joke like a month ago that never really resolved itself.
 
it was something about how "in pain" in France would mean "in bread" which homophoning "inbred" so i was trying to cook up something involving french people and west virginia and bread and i dont know i got lost and gave up. can anyone turn this into a joke?

i need a new joke
to combat the crushing seriousness and dreary monotony of real life


jokes are usually just structured around exploiting a homophone


terence loves to exploit homophones as well :)


like any great artist he has his own line of art history that speaks to his work, his own legacy he teases out of all the things in the book


with extra asians on top






he kept pointing at their genitals




the other way meaning was constructed in this lecture was in the structure of the gibberish


when he was pointing to things and indicating something, he actually reused the right gibberish work so like if he said "lakka" for one area, then when he pointed to that thing again he said "lakka" again. it was really surreal


who knows where this wellspring on nonsense came from
its VERY hard to generate non-meaningful speech for very long
try it! its almost impossible to not repeat yourself of run out of ideas


for people who think terence is an endless source of nonsense he would say YES!


i talked to vito for a while before the thingie and got excited for him to help me with this idea i have. did i ever print that photo of him and Terence exchanging a basquiat out of the back of a car in an alley? funny photo man i wish i had the hi res of that one






some self-referential jokes of course




pruitt coke line!


jeffrey said "his group is better than most museum permanent collections"


jeffrey of course is having to deal with the weird Dakis/New Museum drama
which is a ridiculous non-drama but seems to make some dumb peple really worked up
maybe instead of koons they can get Terence to do it. who could be mad at terence??


who can disapprove of david shrigley?


it got pretty fun when it got up to the "2009" part or whatever






yay!~!




look at the look on terence's face i love it






i love this too


i love this photo


oo oo and then he showed one of my paintings!!!
why is terence so sweet he didnt have to do that


and remember this oxycontin Clemente?


then he "talked" about the art market and that part was hilarious
you have to imagine that even though the words were understandable you could see his face and hear the intonation of his voice, the inflection, the pacing of it.


it ended just with photos of his own hands in a few positions and then this little yellow dot


perplexing


everyone loved it! it was really a herculean feat. and hilarious. and suggestive and strange and everything you want outta terence


if you need even more terence in your life go to Tsquare park tomorrow! be there or be Tsquare
i will be in DC for my dad's 80th birthday but you should go!
did you know that in imperial china when people turned 80 they were finally allowed to wear yellow??
Thursday, November 19, 2009 

its funny right now i really feel like puking but i already used that puker last time
all my photos this time are so civilized, totally out of touch with the tumult in my tummy
oh my tummy! i drank way too much last night
and the night before


this is the Met opera, not a good place to puke


it's nice there


it's funny; i bumped into jules that afternoon and told him i was going to see Faust and he described it as really "red and black and s+m-ey" but the whole time i couldn't find anything that matched that description, except vaguely the outfit of Mephistopheles.


we liked it
there were many odd acrobatic moments
i guess there were quite a few harnesses; maybe that is what jules meant?
rosson was wearing a sexy black and red dress is that what jules meant?


Pat had his party for his Art Prodution Fund project on the Cooper Hotel!
they had mulled wine and grilled cheese hors d'oeuvres in the library and it was really cozy


fuck
even typing about food is making me really really sick to my stomach
oh! someone help! i am in pain

these came for me in the mail and i really need a record player! is there an ap for this??


this is an odd photo above: there was a gift bag in the cab home from Tim's party at White Slab (not pictured) and it had a half-pillaged giftbag that retained this mug and USB mugwarmer


this is last night
shepard fairey is going to be in Miami this year for Basel....just saying


cookies puke


this is why i am so sick
two bottles of haunted Vinho Verde and its a wrap


why is my winho glowing do you ask?


patrick made all my dreams come true by watching UP with me in our fake home theater!


i love patrick and i love childrens movies!!!


then we had to go out wait this photo is better


then we had to go back out because the Weapons had a record release party thing at Santos


we got there early and wandered around






JR and Jailbait


they were great!






cory kennedy is going to cram rafael in her mouth!


a-ron feeling entitled to take a chair






i took one million pictures of them dont worry


ugh im having flashbacks to the tequila
ohhhhhhh my tummmmmmm


bored of my belly-aching?


i'll stop. sorry. i am annoying


remember when i had Ryan McGinley do a guest blog on this?
god that was so long ago




ok ok i know i'm no photographer
i get fixated on things that look like they should look like photos


im better at taking photos that look like this
nothing


ooo i actually like this one




what a handsome thing this is


oops i think my brain had checked out by now. blurry and blown out! alex looks goth


puke

i look like puke
Tuesday, November 17, 2009 

i went to two events on friday


terence made boys draw in undies


to celebrate the relase of this really awesome actually converse shoe he designed


one guy (not pictured) had a big boner part of the time it was funny


the roof was really nice


then nikki had her salon opening in her apartment


crazy


puckered butts


and spiky vaginas


clemente can you believe it?
oxycotin huh


and the raquibbler:


it may look like a faberge egg but with details like this it has to be more than that!


the show


pat and i made dinner and i was so hungry i couldnt stop to take a decent picture


i dont know what i really did this weekend
nothing i guess


all this free time i get to sit in cafes all day taking notes on my new book WILD FILE


i made this too


aurel and i had a million drinks last night


i would type girls night out but that phrase makes me barfff


harsh


and shrimpy

going to patrick's mural opening RIGHT NOW at cooper hotel!
you go too!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 

i have a perhaps un-tasty blend of things to serve right now
starting with these cool proto-pogs taylor brought me from tokyo


food metaphor courtesy the soup melange sloshing in my tummy that was gross


this is the Michael Cline book i wrote the essay for!


those of you not prone to headaches may read the text here




there are lots of extended metaphors related to the soup melange in this essay as well, as Cline blends lots of shouldnt be good together ingredients in his paintings


but please read for yourself




"bungled over the precipice"
im pretty fond of that sentence


this is my favourite painting in the book
i tried to make my two fingers add to the grossness i hope it worked

...

i did go out last night
to a party Tim Barber led me to think was his birthday at white slab
i just didnt take any pictures so i feel like it didnt really count
i dont want you guys to think i am turning into a CSI Miami watching Nintendo Wii playing private alcoholic or anything. i still am seen in public occasionally....

sighhhhhh


now we are previewing Slater Bradley at TEAM
openin tomorrow but an open door drew me in while i was getting lunch today
and this photo of ben brock


BTW while i was getting lunch i saw Elizabeth Berkley AND Tracy Jordan; what is this hollywood?
sheesh










sea foam
hanging things long and low is neat




not sure what is going on here


but LOVED this little dingleberry


PIG magazine just sent me their PDF so i could see the NYM part






compare Patrick's answer to question 6 with that of Ben or Ara


after that nod to love and heartbreak lets move to terence's opera from paris






















awesome
i wanna do this in new york city!!!
summary acts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 

we are going to hang out in NYC just one sec before you get to see Tomoo and LA


kristin baker opened SPLITTING TWILIGHT anyone know that title reference?


it's on the tip of my tongue. is it a pavement album???


tried googling it and got a little too much info on the next TWILIGHT movie




look at this


wow what a nugget!




this one is one of the best
you kind of have to see them in person!


esp the wee ones






look at that oceanic depth! amazing. this texture is so aqueous and yet torn and yet!




did you spot some digital printouts in there? i thought i did! a new ingredient??


beer and book and flying out of this
not around the world just to Los Angeles!


patrick likes this


i got a great tour of the new Blum and Poe from Matt






i forget about this one
there is something but i forget it
and the fact that i dont mind terribly that i forget it is a bad sign


uh oh WHAT is that


a magic eye painting!!!!
can u see it?
i can


the rough lofty space


can you spot the innovative hang?


new Grotjahn


this is Robers and Tilton


i forget who but they were awesome
layers of "screenic" like painting, blurred deep TV film issues
but they were called "mixed media" on the checklist
which is slang for "wont reveal my secrets"




mixed media tacos amazing! with ollie






driving into the sun


past everyone
halleluya!


back in culver city and kim light is full of china art objects!


she moved down the block a little. little nice cube space


dan attoe at Peres Projects
i always forget that i really like his work
if you asked me i would say "oh sure hes ok" but then when i see his work in person i always leave feeling more like WOW he is really something!




maybe the coke painting is not a good place to mention it but the caption reminded me that i had this major burst of optiism, perspective and well-being while i was in LA, from purely natural causes, and maybe just for the first time felt the effects of the west coast, the effect others talk about that used to annoy me. the getting off the treadmill feeling
maybe not


now onto Tomoo Gokita at Honor Fraser, the raison d'etre of this visit




is that a hidden weiner?














this was my favourite
not incidentally the most figurative one
i like his abstract paintings as well. i just have that extra wow thing with the figurative ones
should i feel bad about that?
or rather, does that make me unsophisticated?
the difference between an A and an A+ is not so very big a difference anyway


oh and look at this nugget!
remind you of anything??


sorry i keep answering my own questions how annoying of me!


i guess maybe today it just seems more apparent than other days that im not actually talking to anyone


now i am down the street a little at "stefan simchowitz's favourite gallery in LA"
did you like my british spelling for the south african?


they had a Brian Bress photo in the back that was truly striking
if it doesnt strike you look at this:


i outlined the figures for you
this is a photo of three people in a set that he built, not just a collage or whatever
remarkable!


kim light looking art sexy


i forget what show this was, the place behind honor's space?
this is KIKI who was on my blog before do you recognize her?


two pieces stuck out


new york minute nightmare!
i had them, i assure you


tomoo dinner
tomoo loves mexican wrestling, tacos, and tequila


the beers were left largely untouched in favour of it




tomoo and friend
i should have taken more pictures at the party because it was really fun (read: lugubrious)


so i drove to santa monica the next morning
i went to barnes and noble and the first thing i saw was the NUMERO with the article i wrote on terence!
it was 13 boners so i didnt buy it and then forgot to take a picture
i took a picture of this odd graffiti book instead


whose only page with anything recognizable included these two photos. which dont make any sense and what the heck was up with that book?
you know those buildings out in LIC? i think it was a book on that sort of thing




i wanted to stick my toes in the water just for a sec


i did so


i would say it is important to do as many things as possible to constantly remind your dumb brain the scale and scope of the world and the things in it
because you naturally snap back to your tiny set of concerns and your intese stresses and disappointments and forget to stick your head out and take a fresh breath


how many metaphors did i cram in there?


this is my favourite flower because it is so sharp and squaking
i can almost hear the archaeopteric screech it is making


succulent


what is this succulent thing?


patrick in a harness!
oh wow what a treat


pat in Art Production Fund action!


i told joyce i liked her piece's pinhole eyes and she said "he did too many drugs"
joyce being like a 60yr old artist who grew up in brooklyn makes this funnier. google her!


patty pat
splat!


i wont show the whole thing here is a preview with Shinique!


working on something myself, much smaller


i had typed something about Dash but the computer deleted it somehow
it was about how i woke up from this really vivid dream about him this morning and it took a goodly while to realize it was just that.
i have this intrusive memory of how he used to always say "shame shame, know your name!" at me and laugh and poke me.
i cant imagine what i did to keep having him say this to me. maybe my behaviour was especially shameful during that time!


since that dream or rather the morning reality and its recollection right now depresses me, lets look at animals for our remaining 5 seconds






not all thigns on cuteoverload are cute


some are just neato


some are shameful!
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 

brian nibbling roland can only mean its Halloween!


went to Jules' STARR SPACE to see a night of performance stuff curated by Joseph Whitt


pat and stefan DJed


the veggie burgler


i made this outfit myself with a hot glue gun and a white Tshirt
and my stuffed bulldog Butter

bad dog!


i see a salad


rita ackerman and lizzi bougatsos were intense!


it was on the art end of the ART--PARTY continuum
i usually like to be a bit more on the party end of that continuum


"art"


actually it looked pretty cool


i stepped out for one second and missed terence's opera
the main reason i went
i cant believe i did that i am so stupid

oh wait abby scholar you are going to shit when you see garrick:


aaaaaa!!!!!
are you local?


too much sit ting not enough dance ing


its ok terence gave me some fun sauce


see look how much fun


eww skeleton tongue


i liked the soy sauce girl


patrick being really nice to me as always


sarah sad clowning around the corner
this is where my brain kind of checked out


ah the harsh light of morning balloons


last night sampling the entire margarita menu with Rosson


this building's going DOWN


and this is going up!
kristin baker is hiding behind that box can you spot her?
she is goin to pop out and scare you at her opening
boO!
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 

goddamit
this is one of those blogs where i typed this funny blog then firefox crashed so i have to type it again but without the passion and creativity of the first go round


a stale and heartless blog


for a stale and heartless world!


just kidding.
this is the lance armstrong livestrong fundraiser show
not heartless
very nice


jack made that shirt
it is part of some running team?
i didnt understand what he was saying because it involved running in public in new york


look rosson wearing a zac posen of her own painting!


then the dinner


jules on the receiving end of Robert Lazzarini's amazing gun sculpture


food scooped with a plate
visually interesting


i love meatballs
my favourite part of the adam sandler oeuvre is that grandma putting one meatball into each hand. i would love that.


might as well put all the food together
this is pumpkinfest 2009
althought i dont know if onyl one pumpkin deserves a fest because pat wouldnt let me do pumpkin carving. in my head this is what we did later


the butt one is pats and the pumpkin pie is mine


oops this is really old. from the EV Opera night


i saw this walking around town


how did i never see this before? its on grand street for goodness sake


whateva
lookin at the ground or looking at the sky i guess


what is this thing in the sky?


its pat making his art production fund cooper hotel murAl!
more on that later


christina and i went for ramen next to teh hotel


it was amazing
pat has always stifled my love of asian soups but no more!


bumped into Defne who showed us the PERFORMA project space


performa started on teh first!
i am behind


then we went by here to see ashley
i have never been here and didnt know what it was


aparently its full of cool artist products


products might be too strong


this is a prop from gordon hulls movie


neat


neato


then we went to catch the last hour of Michael Cline's show at Marc Jancou


i wrote the essay for the cataloue. forgot to take a picture of that. the paintings are the main event anyway!


i think this one was my favourite
















wish i could but 6 more hours of office for me


hey what day is voting day again? i hope its not today and im missing it because i wanted to vote this 14 year old for mayor

haloween photos as soon as i find my camera
blerg! what a night
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 
a hoy hoy
i did get to go to the Urs here it is:










damn my camera for not focusing properly


this would have been good




whats this


a watched tongue never pokes


tony shafrazi and peter brandt couldnt get a proper flick either so i dont feel bad


these are painted


this is painted


half the lights are just painted












this was my favourite floor its why there are so many photos






art pout








poon height for beyonce or whoever this is


tboner














men don't make passes at women in glasses?


much cooler than other recent lighters i can think of


pointing out why might be hard though

i dont want to give my official "review" or anythign of this show. i am going to read the michelle quo artforum article on him though. and the big big bible massimiliano made to go with this show... more soon

ok i flipped open her article and saw "Fischer's art spills into culture's alimentary canal"
wow!


now where was i?
back in DC on the C and O canal


another world, huh?


more fishin


i made my mom bait the hooks




we had a picnic


lobster and arugula. i put cole slaw on them too. it was weird


super cute




very far from what my boots are used to






am i annoying you yet? these things dont go together well


look at teh shitty rod i improvised


ooh! and then i made a stuffed pumpkin that the lady sitting next to christina at teh EV day dinner told us about and it was amazing
i am making a vegan one for pat tomorrow i think!


back to new york and this odd piece of technical tagging


a cleaned out office


and a new desk


while home i grabbed a few funny things off the home computer you might enjoy


parents took lots of photos of the excitng "repaving of the roads" period


there are like 500 more i will spare you




this is something i made in college
some assignment of repainting an old painting as a selfportrait or similar dumb thing


i think i made this while recovering from knee surgery
embarrassing


i painted this for a play my friend did where they needed something "old master looking" as a prop


horribly embarassing
i dont know why i am being so self-flagellatory recently
i feel like shaming and humiliating myself
i feel like groveling and writhing in abject agony
your guess is as good as mine


the only piece i made in college that i ever liked i think i put it on here before maybe


the only drawing i made in college that i ever liked
i promise no more backwards looking or navel gazing
i will look only boldly into the future from now on
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 
im behind and have to write this really fast in case Jeffrey deigns to let me come as his +1 to the Urs Fischer opening tonight. please please please!






this is EV Day opening from last week at the Met Opera


do you like my hot upskirt photography?


famous pieces from the collection
on the holodek!


christina joined me!
she was the only guest that new all the operas on display


kembra and i did not really know any of the operas on display but we looked cute so no one cared


andrea probably knew the operas on display some


she and simon made on up at dinner


dinner was at this really funny midtowny place that said something like
BEER IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US -Benjamin Franklin
on the wall
bleh!


ever had an "iceberg wedge"?


kembra and kenny scharf


crabcakes. always comforting to a marylander


this is the only photo i have of EV sorry! her accepting the group's congratulations


kembra and her date Doug!


fall 


fall
i used to like you


for Pat's birthday i took him to Candle 79 which is supposed to be the best vegan place in the city


this dish at least deserved that reputation: black pepper balsamic seitan with pureed leeks and greenbeans and crap
it was great


polenta fries also amazing. why didnt we think of this before?


then we played Wii and kissed
certainly a strange birthday
but these are strange days


i went home to DC


i was fed this odd dish from my childhood; its like curry made by people from 100 years ago who had never had real curry. its just like milk and curry powder with pinapples and nuts on top. its one of the things my parents fed me growing up that makes patrick really grossed out.


the next morning billy took me out to harpers ferry to see his new house he bought
yes, while i am struggling to pay my elecric bill, billy is buying a house


its cool
im ok being the poorer sibling


the first house he showed me was the one he didnt pick
the owner had died leaving his big fat dog all alone
billy said the deputy sheriff drives by every day to feed the poor pup
we petted him for a while but then had to go


oh yeah and there were chickens but i dont know their story


eww!
this is one of those things that i thought would be cool to take a picture of and then instantly regretted it


shenandoah


run down house full of junk


i bought two big BB guns here


look at his house!
can you believe it???


look at this sandwich!
it was really good


harpers ferry is fun
it is also where John Brown made his final stand
it is also where i ate home made ice cream


and fished


if this photo relaxes you, you shoud try actual fishing


we caught the smallest fish in the river




i poked the worm down its throat so at least it got a snack before he let it go


feelings


feelings


menace


then we went to the Folger to see an afro-carribean adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing

the rest i am gonna save to tomorrow because I REALLY need to lurk around jeffrey until he invites me to the Urs


Tuesday, October 20, 2009 
every time i use our postage machine it asks me machinable?
machinable?
yes, but it is machinable?
whatever i feed it.

today i have been feeding innumerable and unlabeled dusty disks into my computer to see what is on them. i am cleaning out my desk in preparation for the great move of 2009 when all deitch staff move to 18 wooster or the townhouse while 76 grand is closed for months. its true!


the first was a FORM FOLLOWS FICTION disc, a show Jeffrey curated in the 90s


























don't barf yet; this post is only going to get ickier!


old art by people on some old discs


rosson!


i found some dartmouth discs


it had lots of these digital abstractions i made playing with photoshop when i first discovered it, back i guess when it was more basic, trying to figure out how digital imaging worked i guess


theyre not that interesting but they sure were at the time!




this was so fascinating to me
what?




i have no qualms embarrassing myself on this but i actually seriously hesitated before posting this
profound sigh!


if im not embarrassed of that then surely i must not be embarrassed of this!
my parents in front of a piece i painted of them on this fan boat

i have no shame left
wait i mean i have no pride left


next i found a disc of very candid feeling Haring photos
how was this disc in my big box? are these martha cooper photos? are these personal photos???




















arent these crazy?


wow


a few lost patrick photos on the next disc


is it spelled disc or disk?


ug this photo is so gross
not that i am some beauty queen normally but this photo manages to make dash and ryan look gross too and that is an abomination in my book


another random lost photo on some disc
this was that stupid new york magazine article photo night at ryan's
blech


look at that tiny photo of me in the corner


what did i make this thing for again?
oh it was the book ad for an issue of K48 i think!
its kind of making me barf


a disc of photos a girl whose name i never got and who left halfway through took of fran's first performance....


a disc of chris johanson scans


a disc of liza lou details
the curator in me is barfing from this bad blog curation


a disc of i thought were lost photos of me and pat going to LA


oo and now the last disc, from stefan fitzgerald that i found in there
















thats stefan










isnt my brew horrible?


ok we are back to the present day now
terence does not have grey hair the flash is doing something weird at Takahatchi saturday night


terence wouldn't pet this guy
then i lied to patrick and said he barked at terence but he didnt
why do i make up stupid shit like that


what are the two grossest words in this photo


i wore a dress and took pat to teh neue galleri


where i had linzertorte!


bless this mess


this blog is a hot pile
not machinable
bye