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Jason Warren


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Sexe : Male
Statut : En couple
Age : 27
Zodiaque: Verseau

Ville : Tualatin
Région : Oregon
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 30/12/2003

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dimanche, avril 05, 2009 

Humeur actuelle :Ghey
 Today you'll be placed in a leadership role that will be flattering,
but also a little overwhelming. You've got to check in with yourself
and make sure you keep a level head -- if you feel at any point that
you are too confused to continue, ask for help. This is not time to be
hung up on your reputation. No one is perfect, and no one expects you
to be! Turn to that trusted coworker or friend who you know you can
count on for the guidance you might need. Do not go it alone.

vendredi, décembre 26, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  adoré
Burden of a Day:

We watch the waters rise, and let the tides come up to our neck.
With pride taking on the ways screaming over and over again,
"I never lie, I swear I can swim"
"I never lie" but there I go again.

What have we become I feel like we have just begun
Focus I want you at your, focus I want you at your best
I swear I'll never let go
Focus I want you at your, focus I want you at your best

Oh we are so smooth. The way you speak...the way I move
So seek all you want, you'll never catch us. Jesting the hare and consuming the feast.

I will shake the earth.
Oh we are sly sly foxes but this love with find us where we hide
This love will find us where we hide.
This love will find us where we hide.
Focus I want you at your best.

What have we become I feel like we have just begun.
Focus I want you at your, focus I want you at your best.
I swear I'll never let go.
Focus I want you at your, focus I want you at your best.

Hold on, be strong stay steadfast you are your fathers son.
Be still for the lion and lamb will lay as one.

We watch the waters rise, and let the tides come up to our neck.
With pride taking on the ways screaming over and over again
Actuellement j'écoute:
Blessed Be Our Ever After
Par Burden of a Day
Date de publication : 2008-03-04
mardi, octobre 21, 2008 

Humeur actuelle :  honteux


Give me an a heads up if you're interested!
jeudi, décembre 21, 2006 

Sing to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolp, the prolapsed reindeer
had a very mangled hole.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it grows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any anal games.

Then one drunken Tuesday night
Santa got real gay;
"Rudolph with your prolapsed site,
won't you take my fist tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the prolapsed reindeer,
you'll go down on Santa's D!

WOW! I THINK I SMELL A NEW CLASSIC! Can you believe I wrote this? I was bored at work :)

 

PS: this song is forever dedicated to Sean "I Love Anal Beasting" Simones.

vendredi, août 18, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :Glad I'm not a Flamer!

"THIS IS GAYER THAN EVERY MEMBER OF KILL ON SIGHT COMBINED!"
lundi, juin 19, 2006 
"Pwned" - A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." May also be used to your friends when they lose their keys, drop a cell phone or spill coffee on their new pants.

"W00t" - "w00t" was originally a truncated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for "Wow, loot!" Thus the term passed into the net-culture where it thrived in videogame communities and lost its original meaning and is used simply as a term of excitement and extreme nerdiness.

"I defeated the dark sorcerer! Woot!"

"Teabagged" - A traditional saying in shooters, after you get killed or owned, the enemy begins to crouch up and down on your dead body, whether over your head or other preferred area of the corpse. Makes great kill-cam footage.

"You got served!" - Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!" or "You suck at breakdancing!"

"ZOMG HAXX" - Two separate words, 'zomg' is derived from 'omg' meaning oh my god. 'zomg' puts an extra ZO in it, so it sounds like ZOH-MAI-GOHDUH. 'Hax' is commonly used on the Xbox Live world as a defense mechanism for people with low self-esteem who need to justify getting beat by accusing the opposing player for cheating. In conclusion, 'ZOMG HAX' means to be incredibly excited/confused/depressed about losing a game or your pathetic life, in general.

"N00b" - An insult term referring to someone who is new to a game - but is more widely used as a general insult. Usually gets spouted by an elitist, or bad players that can't accept losing (and calls everyone else'noobs' for beating him). The videogame world's version of a rookie.

"Kekeke" - It's what some Koreans say in online games, usually signifies joy, or sometimes it's like a war-cry. You'll see this from an enemy if he is killing you, he is Korean, or both.

ATTACK THE BASE! KEKEKE!!!"

"Suxxor" - Modified version of the verb "to suck", and the meaning is roughly the same. There are two main uses, as a verb ("Dude, that suxxorz!") and as a noun ("You are teh suxxor."). They appear independently. The verb version is antonymous to roxxor ("to rock"), and a noun could be considered as a counterpart to "haxor" ("hacker"). The pronunciation is "suck-zor". Contrary to some claims, EverQuest's spell "Succor" has nothing to do with that word (actually pronounced "Soo-kore"). This is one of the early uses of the -zor word-ending. Don't say this to your girlfriend.

"Base raping" - When a team has captured all of the bases but one. Members of that team surround the last remaining spawn point and decimate the team with additional kills, insults. Note: Being base-raped sux.

"Ridicapwned" - When someone pwns someone....but it's ridiculous.

"Janitor" - Someone who avoids the main battle and cleans up on wounded survivors to finish them off.

"Muhahahaha" - Evil laugh.

"The Rocks" - Rockets launcher in Halo2.

"Bring a baggie fo ya teef - You just got assassinated.

"Boomstick" - Shotgun

"Blue Screen Bitches" - Quitters.

"No-scoped" - A single shot sniper kill without the use of sights or a scope.

mardi, mai 30, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  amusé
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jeudi, mai 25, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  reconnaissant

It sounds cool, but seriously "Sweet and Meat" is a growing problem with today's younger generation. The practice of mixing "Sweet tastes" and "Meaty Salties" is the beginning steps of severe malnutritional and behavioral problems among today's youth and twenty-somethings.

"This is a Global Epidemic that is quickly claiming the lives of many of our loved ones. It's not just occuring at your local McDonald's anymore with "Fry Dippin" it's happening in our homes." - Frank T. Gaines, Florida Gov.

"I caught my son "Dippin" yestersday. I'm so ashamed of him." - Glenda Miles, Orville CA resident.

"I started with bacon and maple syrup, my problem then escalated to "Dippin." I was doing three bags of Oreo's a day, with Beef Top Ramen. That's when I knew I had a problem. I got help, now I'm "Sweet and Meat" free, I've been sober for 3-1/2 months." - John Carmichael, Vancouver WA Resident.

As you can see this is a serious issue. We must tell our children of the dangers of Sweet and Meat before it's too late. Remeber: "Friends don't let friends sweet their meat"

 

mercredi, février 22, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  frustré

Wow, So I woke up this morning to go to work and I see a hole in my passinger window in my Honda Civic. I think "That is fucking gay, some dumb shit knocked something threw my window and ran off" boy if that was only the case...

Upon a closer inspection of my damaged goods, I find that all of my "Cool Pimp Ass Shit" has been stolen.

1. Fucking bad ass cd player

2. Millions upon milions of bad ass cds ranging from any band you have probably ever heard me talk about to bands I would be embarassed to tell anyone about.

3. Two 10' Subs with speaker box

4. 300 watt amp for my subs

5. A Case of Rock Star for Straight to the Point Body Piercing

6. A few others things that I'm tired of telling people about

All of this stuff together is worth well over $1,000. roughly $1,600.

What a great way to start off my morning before work.

God has fucked my ass pretty hard. Thanks Jesus, did you put him up to this?

On top of all this, I still have to deal with a ticket I got last week for not wearing my seatbelt, While I was actually wearing it. (For more info on this, please read the previous blog)

To make matters worse, my "Full Coverage" insurance isn't going to pay for anything, not even my shattered window.

There is some goods news though ladies and genital-men, Troy mother fucking "Stryker" Kelly is saving my ass (Ofcourse this would not be possible without the help of my extremely bad ass gorgeous Girlfriend Titty licious Tiff!)

Troy is hooking me up with a new window for cheap as shit, and he's gonna put it in for me. You best believe I'm gonna do something good for my boy Troy!

Then... Tiff called the place that had my windows tinted (an X-Mas present here, my bro, and my friend Jon got me) and she talked to them about what had happened, and they're gonna fix it for FREE! MOTHER FUCKING  F - R - DOUBLE - E  FREE BITCH!

I just hope I can find who stole my shit. You best believe I have a large Shit Sange-which for them to eat!

Shit God damn.

 

vendredi, février 17, 2006 

Humeur actuelle :  exaspéré

Can anyone tell me how someone can get a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt... while wearing your seatbelt? Does this make sense? No. Did this happen to me? Yes.

I have had a long lasting distrust of police officiers. I understand that they are there to help, they're there to protect us, regulate the laws, keep the peace. We all know however, that some of these officiers have their own vendettas against teens/young adults that look different (i.e. punk, gangster, rocker, goth) and are complete assholes from time to time. There have been many times where I have been harassed by an officier, for doing something perfectly legal, and times for being harassed by an officer for your regular traffic violations. Most likely because of the way I dress, and/or look.

Here's my story.

Yesterday about 1:30pm I left work to go get some delicious Taco Bell cuisine. I was buckled up before I ever left my work parking lot, like I always do. I go to Taco Bell and purchase my "Crunch Wrap Supreme Combo" (which is the SHIT I must say) and proceed to exit the drive through. I make a COMPLETE STOP while putting my WALLET into my BACK RIGHT POCKET.

As I'm driving down the road enjoying my tasty Raspberry Ice Tea beverage, I notice a police car right behind me. He's probably been following me for a little while, then I start to think "That would be pretty funny if I got pulled over... what would I get pulled over for? . . . I haven't done anything wrong... maybe my tags are expired?" right as I think that, BAM! (like Emerile the chief guy, who has an excellent asortment of fine sausages) the cop throws on his lights.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?... I didn't do anything wrong."

So the officier comes up to the window

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I have no idea."

"I saw you on McEwan rd without your seatbelt on."

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? WHERE? ARE YOU SURE?"

"YES, I'm sure. McEwan Rd, you were coming out of the Taco Bell drive thru, I saw you putting your seatbelt on when you saw me."

"That's impossible, you probably saw m..."

"ARE YOU LYING TO ME?"

"No, what!?"

"Don't lie to me, I saw you without your seatbelt on McEwan Road, did you not see me across the street in the opposite parking lot?"

"I never saw you. I was putting my wallet into my back pocket, I adjusted my seatbelt, made the stop, and left the parking lot. Dude, I'm 6'8" I don't fit in this car ('99 Honda Civic EX for those of you that do not know), I was just putting my wallet away (I show him what I did) I'm sure from your perspective it looked like I was putting on my seat belt... but I wasn't. Seriously, why would I need to take my seat belt off to go through a drive thru? Who does that?"

Well... long story short, I got the ticket. He was a douche and didn't help me out. I think that is the biggest crock of shit ever. I have to go to court and possibly pay for something I didn't do. How fucked up is that? I essentially got a ticket for wearing my seatbelt. Cops are gay, and I can officially say that. What a dirty bag of moldy custard infested douche, with a side of diarhea topping and booger garnish. Fuck.