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Billy Leopardskinhousen


Last Updated: 3/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 41
Sign: Pisces

City: DETROIT
State: Michigan
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/29/2006

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009 
I'm not cher enemy....

The Cribs...

"Girls Like Mystery"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHjr4Ts0yGM


Sunday, May 03, 2009 
Some kid says my class was

ridiculously

easy. Hmmm... I hope he/she spelled

ridiculously

right...

Guess I'm just a

ridiculously

easy teacher

Monday, April 27, 2009 


Tired of getting honked at and shit thrown at me.

Wow just look at that... bikers getting their own lanes. Imagine that.

Coz I'm gonna go off on day...

And yer gonna get a beat down in yer car. Or maybe I'll just drag you out of your car and run you over with my bike.
Thursday, April 09, 2009 

I'm thinking... if you're a Jagoff with one of those pickup trucks with six tires... I wonder... just, you know, what's that all about... is it a penis size thing? Are you a little man/person? Just wanna fight coz you hate yourself so much?

I mean c'mon... really? Do you really need 6 tires?

How about 8? You could have 4 on the front, and 4 on the back?

Why not 12?

Fucking hick.

That's some hick ass shit. See you at Cracker Barrel.
Thursday, March 26, 2009 
I'm gonna eat myself...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 

Fat Tuesday....
Hrrrttphhh...
Big ass greasy donuts...
I heard they used to put plums in them.
Eeeeew...
I don't want no plum in my greasy ass donut.
I want strawberry...
Or apple...
Raseberry...
Paczki Day...
Can't even spell em
Saturday, February 14, 2009 

I got asked to "dial it down" again last night whilst playing guitar...
This time it was after like 10 minutes of playing.
I've been fucking sick right.
I haven't felt like doing ANYTHING let alone shred louding on my guitar.
So, yesterday. Friday at 6:30 pm... I plugged in. It wasn't at a loud setting: just 4.
I tuned... I played a little bit of everything I know... like a medley (before I was gonna shut it off)
And
Boom boom boom...
My thespian neighbor again.
This time I was a little pissy but I turned it off.
I think I just stared at the guy.
"Hey, buddy, do you think you can dial it down a little?"
(Stare)
"Sorry..."
IE he apologized for asking me to turn it down.
(Stare)...
You know fucking in the apartment ABOVE me I swear they have the WSU Glee Club. I fucking swear. They're up there every fucking night singing "The Wassel Song" accompanied by a piano. Yes, a full blown piano in a little shitty apartment building that everyone especially my neighbor can hear everything.
 
Thursday, February 12, 2009 
Nothing sadder than a man eating dinner alone in some buttfuck Bob Evans in Wayne Michigan on a gray bleak dismal Michigan Winter day.
Friday, February 06, 2009 

I'm sick... and there's no more Lux.... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man... no more teenage tiger no more garbage man....

No more women you wake up to the next day howling:

OOOOO EEEE AAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHH

OOOOO EEEE AAAAAhhhhh AAAAAHHHHH
and that song yougorightoverhera ajJKSAhjasdhjh...

Do you know what she said to me?!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TRYIN TO SAID?

OOOOO EEEE AAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHH

OOOOO EEEE AAAAAhhhhh AAAAAHHHHH...

That Lux dude had a magic wine bottle too man. The last time I saw the Cramps he was spilling way more than he drank... guess it was the gag. But he'd do the wine toss and catch it...

Hmmm when did I see the Cramps last? 2005?

I know Cold Money was alive coz we went and they played at the Majestic...
Friday, January 30, 2009 
Again more bad headlines for the Detroit area. Yesterday, the News ran a story about a guy ("homeless") who was found at the bottom of an elevator shaft trapped in like 3 feet of water... obviously dead. They ran the photo on the front page.
Apparently both the homeless dudes living in the warehouse and the (is it "splunkers?") [short for idiots] playing hockey knew about the body and didn't report it.
It was in the water for like a month.
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And the reporter who was eventually contacted tried to call 911 and it took a whole day to get the dead guy out.
Pretty typical...
Lot's of shit wrong:
1. The abandoned ass building was there in the first place not secure... so homeless dudes and hockey dickheads can "explore" there.
2. That in a major city you have hockey arena sized abandoned buildings everywhere.
3. Of course the fucked up economy contributing to the homeless problem.
Oh, compounding the issue the News posted a large banner at the top of the front page broadcasting a Red Wing's (hockey again) extremely insane (73 million) contract). In that you get mixed messages:
A. American's ass backwards celebrity worship. (A culture that would pay a guy from Sweden or whatever 73 mill) to skate around and hit a puck... assholes like us that go to hockey games and subsidize and create the environment that contributes to big huge salaries.
B. Meanwhile pointing out: "hey we have this homeless adandoned building culture in Detroit that something should be done about..." blah blah...
A display of our fascination with money and the cult of celebrity and the worst elements of our in-humanity all on the same page.
Talk about dis-information.
I don't think I'm ever going to another sports game in this town: certainly not the Red Wings, The Pistons, or The Lions (maybe the Tigers)... not until they start paying these dickheads less, redistributing their money so we can build a few homeless shelters (ha!!!) or use that 73 million to bring a goddamn business here (double ha!!) so we DON'T have to have abandoned buildings anymore.
And please whoever (some asshole billionaire) owns this place just lock it up, hire some security guards and get the homeless people out of there. AND really get the stupid retarded fucking mindless fucking tourist asshole meta ironic but really not making any kind of comment that's useful about the decay of society fucking suburban fucking spray painting hockey playing fucking honkies OUT of there once and for all.