today i saw a very classy gentleman. he was wairing what he said was "dress code" so i figured that meant he was some kind of spy, sending code messages though his clothes.
being the robot geneous that i am, i attempted to decode this message, and i noticed he was wairing some very classy shoes.
but, the shoes were slip ons kinda, like they had no laces and were made of leather.
"this guy cant even tie his own shoes and hes a classy gentleman spy?!?" i screamed to no one in perticular.
everyone who heard me must have also been a spy cause they were giving me dirty looks.
then i thought.. maybe they should make extremly classy shoes, but they are so hard to tie that only the smartest little ninjas, such as myself, could tie them.
let me show an example. the first tieing thing would give you only so much string, but you had to figure what the cricumfrence of your ankle was, and also the lenth of the lace, and in acrodace with the position of the sun, and the tides, you would have to use calculus to discover the cure to anorexia. and blastomytosis.
THAT WAY ONLY THE COOLEST KIDS THAT WERE SMART COULD ALSO WAIR THE COOLEST SHOES THAT WERE ALSO SMART.
ANYWAYS, that what i think. later guys...
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