A single guy downloading porn off the net, or a single guy downloading Pokemon off the net?

That's what i thought.......

It's TRUE......

If I get fat enough and I jump off a building, will I bounce right back up?

SO my new life as a retail assistant started yesterday, I get the same hours, same pay, well pretty much same everything. Bit more heavy lifting, though, so I'm gonna be all burly-like.

Sweeeeet.

Just looked at 'TOM's" myspace page.

His martital status is set to single.

Who'da thunk it?

I bought George Orwell's 1984 yesterday (Yeah, that's right, I'm all literate an' shit), but what I found amusing was that I paid $19.95 for it.

I mean, come ON! 1984 for the special price of $18.84? The ad writes itself!!!

You're all fools! FOOLS!

I want money, material objects and an attractive girlfriend.

Not nesscarily in that order.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

Well I found out tonight that they've found a replacement for me at my Warehouse job. He starts monday. So on tuesday, I start properly at the store, but I digress.

I suspect this replacement may try and replace me in real life, so you all must be on your guard.

If he does manage to kill me, I leave all my worldly items to the Markk Lappin memorial brothel.

I think I've just reached the pinnicle of geekdom. Which is actually something, coming form me.

I can live with the shame....can YOU?

Yesterday I forked out $200 on a pair of shoes.

I never would have done that a year ago......but damm they're nice.....

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME YOU MONSTER?????