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Lon Stockton


Last Updated: 9/30/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 48
Sign: Cancer

City: FARMVILLE
State: VIRGINIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/18/2006

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Monday, January 14, 2008 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
Politicians lie and we eat it right up. Republicans call themselves conservative and enjoy the vote they get, but they're a far cry from true conservatism. Religious blogs and pulpits broadcast political opinion as much as some science blogs are little more than athiest screeds. All that and more in my latest post: Why Politics and Religion Shouldn't Mix at the Blog of Lon.
Monday, January 14, 2008 

Category: Life
In a recent post in my primary blog, I talk of my son's recent experiences at the hospital, particularly with a nurse attempting to draw blood, and point out that it's probably not a good idea to tell kids outright lies....especially things like needle-sticks being nothing more than a little pinch.

Check it out: You might feel a little pinch.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
About a week ago, I made a post on my personal blog about a painting I discovered which I believe serves as a good litmus test to determine whether someone who claims to be Christian is an actual believer in Jesus or whether they're just spewing Bible verses to justify their own prejudices and hateful opinions. Check it out if you think you're a follower of Jesus....or if you want to determine if someone who is preaching suspicious crap at you is guilty of missing the entire point.

I would have posted this link here earlier, but the popularity was overwhelming when I originally posted it....22k unique visitors in the first 18 hours after it went up. The next few days continued to see thousands of visits (the stats shown on the page itself are significantly off due to having to turn on page-caching which screws with the totals).

Then, after the initial traffic died down and I was preparing to post the link here, I was hospitalized with pneumonia and had to spend a few days away from the blogosphere in general.

There's also a popular post I made recently about why people laugh at Christians that may be of interest to my circle of MySpacers.
Friday, November 30, 2007 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
Next sunday marks the beginning of the Christian Advent season. In my latest blog post, Heretical thoughts on Advent, I discuss why I think many  so-called Christians ruin it for the true followers of Jesus.

Christians, I warn you now that this post will likely piss you off, so don't bitch at me if you click it anyway and you are.

Athiests, I already know you think I'm stupid for believing in Jesus, so save yourselves the trouble of informing me once again.
Friday, November 16, 2007 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
In my post titled Deprecate the Old Testament, I argue that Jesus' most common metaphor concerning God indicates that the Old Testament is unreliable.
Sunday, November 04, 2007 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
So, I took a stab at dealing with three of the arguments idiots typically present against God's existence; have a look if you're into such things. They're all long-winded, so feel free to skip it if you already know how stupid these "arguments" are:

Arguments against God, pt1, The "problem" of evil (or, athiests are idiots for not understanding stuff they try to talk about).

Arguments against God, pt2, God isn't necessary to explain the uinverse (or, athiests are idiots for not understanding Occams Razor).

Arguments against God, pt3, The Celestial Teapot (or, athiests are idiots for thinking that positing God is in any way similar to positing an Invisible Pink Unicorn [May Her Hooves Never Be Shod]).
Thursday, October 25, 2007 

Category: News and Politics
Executive summary: 14 year-old honor-roll student with no history of troublemaking was expelled for accidentally bringing a butter knife to school. Officials interpreted possession of an item readily available in school cafeterias everywhere as a clear and direct threat, and selected the most extreme punishment available to them in response.

I talk about it fully in an entry on my personal blog.


Sunday, September 02, 2007 

Category: Blogging
I'm doing my personal blogging on my own site nowadays; so if you are actually interested in my rants and more current stuff about what's going down in my life, you should go here:

http://lrs.moonstar.com/blog/

It's the bomb-diggity.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 

Category: Music
In the comments of a previous blog entry, Keith writes:

I have a question for you, though: you mention that you have noticed that there is a music scene of sorts around town. In the year or so that I've lived here, I've heard of very few shows beyond the Friday night live music at Mulligan's, and on the occasions that I've gone to Mulligan's on Friday nights, the band has always been from elsewhere (usually from Richmond). Where can one see live music around these parts? Is there a venue, and if not, do you have any idea why somebody hasn't gotten around to setting one up?

Slight difference in wording makes all the difference.  I mentioned I *felt* a music scene in the area. Just a nagging feeling that there had to be a bunch of bands around in their respective garages, a feeling buoyed by the fact of all the high schools and the three colleges in the area. It wasn't until I started doing the BotB that I actually *noticed* there is a scene. Had there been more venues, I prolly woulda noticed sooner.

As for venues, there's not a whole lot goin' on yet. Mulligans, the Fair, the Heart of Virginia festival, First Fridays, and a handful of private parties is about all I know of. There's a monthly bluegrass thing that goes on as well. Other nearby counties have their fairs and festivals too, but most of the organizers  of all of these things tend to stay within the sure-fire (and easier to find) genres of country, bluegrass, beach music/motown, or southern rock. And most tend to look for bands that are already gigging and have some experience, which is the void I was trying to fill with the BotB. The BotB, with its preference for first-time-on-stage bands and the requirement of original tunes only is relatively unique, even among BotB's.

Nobody's gotten around to setting anything more up because promotions is a risky and scary business, especially in a small town. A simple, but professional, show can easily cost a few grand. Hiring the bands, renting the venue, sound, and lights, hiring a few staff and security and a rentacop, and don't forget insurance. Add more for advertising, and on opening night, you're sweating bullets because if you get rained out or you miscalculated the draw of the bands, you're out of the cash. So if you're into making some coin, you try to stick with sure draws, which in this area (at the moment) means southern rock or motown or beach music. That'll def get the draw, leaving only the weather as a variable.  But, for me, although I love southern rock and motown and beach music as much as anyone, it kinda gets boring. I like my music a lot more mixed up than that. I wanna hear some metal around here. I wanna hear some hip hop around here. And surely somebody within 50 miles has gotta be doing some dance/trance/house tracks in their bedroom. I wanna hear that shit.

Farmville is bigger than it looks, and has successfully deceived everybody as to its nature. Everybody thinks of this town as a little podunk hole in the wall, everybody thinks the town is all conservative old people who are all straightlaced. Some of that is true. But if all the people who think they don't fit in around here knew the truth, they'd suddenly realize that there are more of them than the people they think characterize the town. THEY *are* the real character of the area. Ok, enough of that rant for now.


But I'm certain that the nascent music scene in the Farmville area is beginning to come together somewhat, and as it grows, as people realize that there's a lot of music here and, just as importantly, audiences to wanna hear it, we'll get the venues. Won't be too long before someone wakes up and realizes that a nightclub or two around here would make tremendous bux.

To help things along a little, I've created a group on here for the Farmville Area music scene.  Check it out and join if you're into it: http://groups.myspace.com/farmvillemusicscene
Tuesday, September 19, 2006 

Category: Music

OMFG. If there was any question whether Farmville could rock, our little Battle of the Bands competition provided a definitive answer to it. It was an awesome show; 10 acts in slightly over 4 hours with a really nice mix of styles/genres. We had acoustic folk, we had a rockin jam band and a whole slew of metal.

The only part of the show that sucked for me was related to the surprising and overwhelming response we got this year. I had to turn down a bunch of bands because we simply couldn't fit them all in the show. And there's no telling how many others didn't get their application in due to the website's application form acting shady this year (something I intend on addressing before next year's show). And then having an internet/email outage the day before and the day of the show itself, putting a damper on getting everyone contacted properly.

The audience might have been surprised to know that of the 10 bands selected, there were two no-shows; there were lineup and scheduling changes literally after the show had started. Fortunately, there were at least 4 of the turned-down bands on hand, so quick substitutions allowed the show to go on relatively as scheduled. To the bands who didn't get in the show: I'm really sorry, it sucks, etc, etc, try again next year. Know that your exclusion was nothing personal. I do my best to be genre-neutral; the only thing I give a $hit about is hitting my target and putting on a good show.

See, my original concept for the show is that I could feel the growing existence of a real, live music scene here in Farmville. I've said for years that this little town is bigger than it looks. I was sure there were a lot of musicians and bands around here who were just messing around in their garages and/or basements...bands who might very well need a kick in the backside to make them decide whether to keep jerking off in their garages or get out there and start getting serious with it.

The winners this year, Red Ambulance, actually personified my target with this show. Been doing the Joe's Garage thing for what, 5 years now? Never played in front of an audience they didn't know (or so I was told...their show looked more polished than one normally expects from such experience levels). And I think the reaction they got may very well have addicted them to the rush that comes with being on stage and having the crowd going apeshit over your stuff. Maybe they'll get serious, pool their cash and make a demo for entertainment directors at clubs. And then buy an old used ambulance off of ebay to haul their equipment around and paint the sucker red.

In fact, all of the top three bands need to work on getting that demo done. There are audiences out there who really really really want to hear your stuff. I swear, I wish I thought I had enough time to be a band manager. Or own a little record label. Cuz I'd definitely wanna sign the top three bands this year (and a couple of the others, honestly). Talk about kicking ass in their respective genres. Whoa. (can you tell I'm really pleased with the show?)