Good lord what have I done!  On November 3, 4 and 5th I will be heading down to Bethesda MD to compete for the Title of Miss Maryland USA. Believe it or not they no longer have a talent competition (I'd have that in the bag) so that leaves Interview, Evening Gown, and Bathing Suit.  I am very excited, a little nervous, but still very excited.  I am going to learn a lot about myself during those 3 days.  I will be choosing something to be an activist for.  I feel very stongly about several issues, but I will only be able to choose one.  I look forward to being able to try new things.  I will be learning a complex dance routine (any of you that know me, know I LOVE to dance!!!), being interviewed by 5-7 panel judges, and walking on stage half naked in front of a bunch of people.  I am not nervous about being on stage, I have done more than my share of that, I am most nervous about the interview.  So here we go...the hard part.  I have to gain sponsorships and money.  Those that sponsor me will have their name printed in the program and listed as a sponsor of the event.  I am not looking for huge sums of money.  $5, $10 anything would be awesome.  I am not the type of person to ask for money, this is not easy for me.  I really want to do this and learn about myself and what potential I hold.  Thank you for listening and reading.  We shall see what the future has in store for me.

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
Peter, Peter, the something eater."
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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king
Goofy."
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Did you know..Captain Hook died from jock itch.
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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex. "What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show
you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan