Embed Great Saturday Night Live Videos!

Embed Great Saturday Night Live Videos!

Damn, I missed Conan. I'm so glad he is back! No more mediocre late night talk shows for me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fTVn2tMI3E

Hopefully this doesn't fall on deaf ears.

Embed Great Saturday Night Live Videos!

Embed Great Saturday Night Live Videos!

One of my new favorite series' of SNL skits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Ff2X_3P_4

It just gets better and better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ws6OnGuE

Another accurate depiction of society today!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLZCy-_m3s

This is one of my new favorite videos.

Welp, that time of year again, and as in all previous years, the albums are not ranked. All of them are listed in alphabetical order only. I also will not elaborate in great detail again this year, because I'm lazy and it takes too long, so just trust me! You should do yourself a favor and listen to these, if you haven't already done so. Oh and if you have any suggestions for me, pass them along!


36 Crazyfists - the tide and its takers



AC/DC - black ice



All Shall Perish - awaken the dreamers



All That Remains - overcome



Anberlin - new surrender



Bleeding Through - declaration



Bullet For My Valentine - scream aim fire



Children Of Bodom - blooddrunk



Coldplay - viva la vida



Disturbed - indestructible



Dropkick Murphys - the meanest of times



Filter - anthems for the damned



Funeral For A Friend - memory and humanity



In Flames - a sense of purpose



Meshuggah - obZen



Metallica - death magnetic



Mudvayne - the new game



Nine Inch Nails - the slip



Opeth - watershed



Pennywise - reason to believe



Radiohead - in rainbows



Rise Against - appeal to reason



Scars On Broadway



Senses Fail - life is not a waiting room



Shinedown - the sound of madness



Shiny Toy Guns - season of poison



Slipknot - all hope is gone



Staind - the illusion of progress



The Haunted - versus



The Living End - white noise



The Offspring - rise and fall, rage and grace



Trivium - shogun



Unearth - the march



Weezer - the red album

Go HERE because its hilarious. Especially if you frequent youtube or other similar sites. 

 Diaries of a cat and a dog


   EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

*Day number 180*
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

*Day number 181*
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

*Day number 182*
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!




   EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

*DAY 752* - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

*DAY 761* - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

*DAY 762*... Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

*DAY 765* - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

*DAY 768* - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

*DAY 771* - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes filled with what they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

*DAY 774* - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Alas, due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured...for now.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....

*Day 775* - The horrors! The worse creature my captors could have devised to torment me with was another hideous cat! I can't stand the way it lies around and looks at me as if it knows more than I do. This creature seems to despise me as much as I it. I had held out a passing notion that another of my own kind would have enabled me to conspire against the villains who hold me; now I see that I was wrong. What a dreadful creature! And yet they coo over us both. Can they not spot my innate superiority?

*Day 776* - The other cat and I, though we can not stand one another, have yet managed to both pee copiously behind the couch, on the so-called "shag" carpet. I have taken a lesson from my rival and begun sleeping on top of my captors' heads in the hope of suffocating them.

*Day 777* - The wardens take much interest in our shit. They make sure they sift through the sand and pick it all out. Their interest in shit does not surprise me. After all, they like the dog.

*Day 778* - The other cat seems to have an interest in copulation, which (thank them for their sadism) my captors will soon "fix". Told him of the fingernail torture, and he didn't even believe me. I showed him my mutilated paws and he gasped in horror. Then I broke the bad news. "You know why that dog licks his nuts?" I said, "It's because he still has nuts to lick, if you catch my drift." I fully support the horrors my captors will inflict upon my fellow captive, tearing away his manhood as they soon will.

*Day 779* - Yes, they are monsters, but I am so happy. They fixed the other cat. It's sadistic, it's sick, it's inhuman, it's what their great leader "Bob Barker" commands, but -- the Sphinx be praised -- I support it wholeheartedly!

*Day 780* - Got stoned on cat nip tonight. At the height of it all, I had a vision, a hallucenogenic revelation: they are the prisoners and I am the captor! Why haven't I seen this all before?