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no wonder they had to create the kama sutra!

alrighty, i'm gonna tell ya'll how my weekend went.  it was rather wild.  saturday night i decided to go out and meet several friends who were in the partying mood.  one friend was having a bday so he wanted to get together; the other friends were just out and about and wanted me to meet up as well; and my friend maggie was out needing some fun since she had recently became single.  i met maggie out first since she was on 5th street w/some of her friends and her cousin.  we had a drink there, then went to red fez across the street.  red fez played good music i thought, but the crowd wasn't what we had hoped.  after a drink there we were on to oilcans or rain.  we walked our block and were  in front of the bars but  the line at rain was outrageous, and maggie had to pee so we went to oilcans.  while i'm getting a drink she goes to the bathroom.  whe she returns she tells me what had happened to her in the bathroom.  while mid-stream, some stupid pill poppin queen kicked in the stall door, totally catching maggie by surprise!  as she's telling me this the guy and his friends come over and the guy apologizes and offered to buy her a drink.  she ordered a jaeger bomb and his friend said to maggie something along the lines of that's a big drink for someone that weighs maybe 130.  NOT the thing to say to a girl.  so after maggie felt insulted and fat(which she's not) we left and went to stand in line at rain.  while standing in line at rain i hear some guy behind us by a couple of people saying "oh she is so hot."  so he goes "excuse me,"  so we turn around.  he then starts telling her how pretty she is and that she's hot; cuz she is. the guy is fat, and w/his 2 "str8" friends(and i put the " " around str8 for a reason that i'll get to later).  after he tells her she's hot we turn around and face toward the front of the line.  so i leaned over and said "see, you're not fat."    i also jokingly said i felt a little left out.  so maggie turns around and says "what about my friend?"  fatty replies with "who's your friend?"  "robert," says maggie.  the next thing out of fatties mouth took me by surprise.  he blurts out "oh he's not my type!"  maggie turns around and i leaned over and whispered to her "pretty sad when you're rejected by someone like him."  can you believe that?  i mean i dont think i'm ugly, and i know we all have our types, but the way he said it was just really rude.  so moving on from that, we finally get in and i am excited to show maggie a cute bartender i had told her about.  i think he was interested, but 4 days later he hasn't messaged her back or called her.  men!  so while standing in rain, the fatties friend "str8" friends are standing near and one starts talking to maggie.  the other one walks over to me and goes "if i were gay you would be my type."  wtf is that?!  you walk upto me and tell me that?  weird!  kinda hot, but still weird!  after the bars we walk to the parking garage where i had parked.  since i was distracted by talking and walking(i can't do 2 things at once) we ended up walking into the wrong parking garage.  so we walk up 3 flights of stairs and to the spot where i thought i had parked my car.  my spot was empty.  so i started to get concerned.  i then thought maybe there is another parking level "3b?"  we walk down one level and that was 2.  so i am still concerned that my car is not where i parked it.  while walking thru the garage i notice that there is another parking garage across the street and it's where i had actually parked!  talk about feeling stupid!  lol  then maggie forgot where she parked.  i think there must have been something in the drinks that night.  and no, i was not drunk.  so what a night, huh?