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vendredi, mai 12, 2006
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I'm a Ford Mustang! http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/images/mustang.jpg"> You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money. "Take the Which'>http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar">Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
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mercredi, mai 10, 2006
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3 Minute Management Course
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson
Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson (1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends your three-minute management course. Congratulations you graduated Cum Laude!! You are prepared to run for Congress or the Senate!
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jeudi, avril 20, 2006
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We aren't having oil shortages yet, so what's with the prices? I'm starting to think that the oil companies are colluding with each other.
I am so tempted to squeeze the kids into a golf cart!
Anyway, I was thinking of trading in the minivan for a Yukon or Suburban next year.
Does anyone have an SUV that runs on E-85? I would like some feed back on those.
I'm sure there will be bigger SUV's that are electric hybrids in the near future. DOes anyone have an electric hybrid? Do they really save gas?
thanks.
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mercredi, avril 27, 2005
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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
-- Nietzsche
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lundi, septembre 20, 2004
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I childproofed my house, but they still get in. <--- (it's true)
On the front- 60 is not old.
On the back- If you're a tree.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
My reality check just bounced.
Life is short, make fun of it.
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
I need somebody bad. Are you bad? <--- (hehehe..but I'm a good girl)
Physically pffffffft!
Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. <---(actually, I'm ready to pack up the kids and go)
I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are. <----(very true)
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. <----(how'd they find out? it was a secret)
Keep staring....I may do a trick. <---- (I should say this to ppl sometimes)
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. <----(I think I'm allergic too) just kidding
Dangerously under-medicated.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate. <---(that's how I do it)
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell
lies at your funeral. <--- (this used to be my motto, but now..I want to have fun!)
gotta add this one too! hehehe
"SCUBA DIVE NAKED! THings look bigger underwater.
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jeudi, septembre 09, 2004
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Are these quizzes true or what? hahahahahha I think this will surprise no one!
Pleasure Nymph
OOLALA!!!! hey you sexay thang,if you werent a nymph you might havea shot at being Aphrodite! you hot mama 'Pleasure Nymph' . you can sexually pleasure any person you meet! your hormones is a natural aphrodisiac. you have a taste for the erotic and sensual! gimme your number!!!
what type of nymph are you? brought to you by Quizilla
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mercredi, août 18, 2004
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well...you know it's bad when myspace had to archive your blogs...hehehehe
I need a healthy hobby :) myspace is addictive.
If you are new to my profile...please read my archived blogs....
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mardi, août 17, 2004
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 You are the Aqua Marine Mermaid. You are pure and brave. Strong and True. Your best freind is your seahorse, your steed. You have fought many battles in your own life and in the sea. No matter what challenge you overcome it. Congratulations there are very few of you.
What kind of mermaid are you? (Gorgeous Pics) brought to you by Quizilla
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jeudi, juillet 29, 2004
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I love it because of the way I interpret it to resemble me and/or my feelings. (only Perception, as CHris constantly reminds me :)
ANyway...here's why I love it. You can "percieve" the art anyway you want :)
The one of the woman that resembles a Wood Nymph/Sprite/Fairy (I don't know to call her)w/colorful butterfly wings...(I prefer not to refer to myself as a nymph..but there are those who will argue:)
I think she is beautiful, and though she is sweet and good...she is tempting that flower to bloom with her lips. She is irresistable. ...Or else she is a vegetarian like me, and that flower is in big trouble.
The Fallen Angel. Yes, I do believe she is choosing remove her wings and fall to a place where she has never been....she is saddened and pained, but also excited at the same time at her choice. She trusts her heart. She isn't turning back.
THe Fairy with a stick:
She only appears to be a simple wood fairy...then you realize...even though there is earth beneath her.....that she is not on earth.....
And..she has that mean looking stick...Like an Amazon Queen...that shows that she is no weakling!
I think I come from her planet :)
THE NEWEST FAIRIES: They are scantily clad....in outer space.....holding balls in their hands.....hehehehehe! I won't say anymore about that one ;) Whew, I'm naughty...but hey...it's Friday!
The Robot:
Hmmmm...Artficial Intelligence protecting and caring for a human.....sweet, but scary. I've seen too many movies like Matrix, AI and I Robot....where robots think for themselves and the take over. Of course...Terminator 2 and 3 were the oposite....I believed he loved the boy and wanted to help.
The Surfing Robot:
hehehe...I hope he doesn't rust! Aqua-Bot
SPanking the Monkey:
It does not qualify as art...any man can do it! Actually, when a man does it while thinking of me...that turns me on...so I guess if it turns me on...then it qualifies as art...hehehehehe
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mercredi, juillet 28, 2004
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 You're Betty Grable!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
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