White House White Elephant Yard Sale....
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Going Out of Business Sale ....
Everything Must Go! - Especially HIM!....
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An elephant is the symbol of the GOP. ....
A White Elephant represents a thing we don’t need. ....
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Bush’s White House has White Elephants galore; ....
useless things, nick-knacks, odd junk, and more. ....
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That's right! Bush & friends are disposing their mess....
preparing to leave the Washington address. ....
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Let's go see what is being offered ....
before George Bush moves back to Crawford. ....
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Oh, here’s a sack of hanging chads from 2000 ....
when Supreme Court had our Presidential Selection. ....
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Why does this box have a bunch of computer keys? ....
They’re all double-yous, what a mystery! ....
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Speaking of letters, here’s a box of unopened ....
envelopes addressed from Ms Cindy Sheehan. ....
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Who would want to buy a War on Terror? ....
Especially since we have seen its error? ....
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What about some Weapons of Mass Destruction ....
which are as real as a hallucination?....
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Here’s the grenade a Russian threw at our president. ....
Lucky it was a dud; the bomb, I meant. ....
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What’s this? Dick Cheney’s shotgun, 28-Gage? ....
And here’s the Constitution, just a little damage. ....
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Here’s a Bully Pulpit; needs refurbishment. ....
And here’s a barely used Fifth Amendment. ....
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Here is some Liberty – it is quite rare. ....
But we have hundreds of Alibis over there. ....
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Here is what’s left of our International Prestige.....
And FEMA’s reputation with some water damage.....
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Fresh from Baghdad, some new Iraqi Shoes -....
They hardly look like they were even used. ....
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Wonder what this billion-dollar check is about?....
Oh, it’s probably for some CEO Bail Out!....
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Here is Habeas Corpus, but it’s been rebutted. ....
And the Endangered Species Act, completely gutted. ....
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Who wants nine Pink Slips for Federal Prosecutors? ....
Who wants a bunch of Abu Ghraib Torturers? ....
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Buy this Flight Suit and you get for free....
a Manual for Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.....
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Here's a case of dishonesty and a box of malice. ....
And a certificate for a free home loan in Dallas. ....
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What’s this? A wanted poster of Osama Bin Laden?....
Who is that man? I must have forgotten! ....
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Want a housing bubble with a slight perforation? ....
Or some General Motors Stock hit by inflation?....
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Here’s a dictionary, a great paperweight;....
Hardly ever used by the Head of State.....
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How about some Wall Street stock with devaluation ....
or front row tickets to the inauguration?
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Now we leave the estate sale of W’s reign.....
Don’t touch that Jell-O, it may be Bush’s brain!....
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Dionysus Don....
January 2009 ....