oh my god man...
I just finished Blue Clues..
IT WAS A DINO THEMED EPISODE MAN!
Steve was like..
"Im a fuckin steve-o-saurusrex man"..
And I was like "NOOOO WAYYYY! ME TOO!"..
And he was like oh em geee its our first clue.
I was like "oh...my...god".
He was like " You know what we need?"
I was like "Hell yeah man, we need some people to munch on"
But he was like "We need our handy-dandy-notebook"
I was just like "okay man, but i want some humans"
We determind that the first clue was like scales man.
I was like "no..way..ITS A FISH! omg where is my nobel prize??"
So he got his handy dandy notebook, and listen to this..
IT RAWRED!!!
I know like OH MY GOODNESS.
Then me and him were like walking and then we ran into a shape.
I was like "oh my goddddd, ITS A FUCKING CLUE MAN!"
He was like "what, a clue, where?!"
I yelled "behind you man, turn around dude".
Then he was like WOAHHHHHH!!!!
So agian he got his notebook with the chair..RAWRR. then he drew something that looked like the smoke coming outta my bong :]
Then his little dog went into a picture.
Steve was like.
FUCK!
"Blue Scadooed, we can too"
And he was in there.
And I was like "HOLY CRAP"
And I sang
"Both of them scrappydooed somewhere and I will to [hopefully]"
And I like jumped but I missed the picture.
DONT WORRY.
I tried agian and made it.
Then we ran into dino tracks.
And I was like "WOAH whats that on the ground??"
And He was like "OMG its ANOTHER clue!!"
Then the whole thing with the notebook, RAWR, and it was like a changing colors paw print.
I was like woah!!!
So we drew some colors and went to the big chair.
so then he reminded me the clues were:
1. Scales
2. Some weird shape
3. Changing colors
and he was like "what could this be??"
I was like "ITS A FISH! omg CHRISSSSS come here!"
And He was like "WHAT?!"
I was like..."omg its a fish!"
He looked disappointed...
And then these gay ass kidds were like "Its a chamilion"
"I was like HAHAHA YOUR SOOOO WRONG! what a bunch of idiots"
[how the fuck would 5 years olds know what a chamillion is?]
And he was like "omg it is"
I got on my knees and cryed..
Im sueing Blue Clues for leading me to believe it was a magic fish :[