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State: Florida
Country: US
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Saturday, March 01, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life
Cock Blocking and YOU...What you should know

No one likes to be cock blocked. Its annoying and counterproductive. But I find it a shame that the great art of cock blocking has gotten such a negative connotation. It is true that many a guy has fallen victim to a well played cock block and it can be infuriating. But those who do the actual blocking of the cock understand that it is a science, and that the best cock blockers are highly skilled individuals.

To ease the plight of cock blockers everywhere Im going to explain the basics of cock blockery. There are four fundamental rules to cock blocking:

1. Never cock block a friend unless specifically requested by said friend.

2. Respect any successful cock block. If a guy takes away the girl you were talking to, let it go. You may have been working on her most of the night but she chose the other guy so just pack up your cock and move on.

3. Any guy hanging out with a group of girls is the Designated Cock Block.

4. When cock blocking, anything goes. Just be careful not to cock block yourself.

There are 3 basic types of cock block; the first is the Requested Cock Block. It occurs when a friend is talking or dancing with someone who they wish to get away from but this person has them trapped. Thats when you come in to help your friend get away from this undesirable person. This most commonly happens when there is one guy hanging out with a group of girls, for he is the Designated Cock Block.

As the D.C.B. it is your job to watch out for your lady friends and scare away any sketchy guys. When your friend gives you the signal that she wants a guy to leave her alone thats your cue to come in and pretend that you are the boyfriend that was just away at the bathroom. Then its really fun to watch the guy back pedal and try to act like he wasnt hitting on your girl.

The second, and more volatile, type of cock block is the Malicious Cock Block. This is when two or more guys who dont know each other are going after the same girl.

A very common form of Malicious Cock Block is the Dance Floor Sandwich. This occurs when you go to a club and see a girl you like dancing with another guy, so you go up and dance behind her. She loves it because now shes in the middle of the coveted Dance Floor Sandwich. She knows that both these guys want her and she gets to choose.

Shell dances with both of you for a while. But if you dance better than that other guy, if you have just a bit more rhythm, shell turn and face you, making you the Chosen One. If the other guy is respectful of your cock block he will concede and back off, dancing away into cold loneliness.

At this point you have won the Dance Floor Sandwich but you cant let your guard down. The night is young and you have to watch out for other cock blockers. Thats why it is a smart idea to always have with you a cock block blocker, also known as The Wingman. (Note: The Dance Floor Sandwich is also a useful tactic for the D.C.B.)

The absolute worst kind of cock block is the Self Cock Block. Cock blocking yourself means that you have done or said something so stupid or offensive that you automatically ruined any chance you had.
Maybe the girl was from New England and you bad mouthed the Red Sox. Maybe you accidentally let it slip that the restraining order your ex put on you is only probationary. Or maybe shes a tree-hugging hippie vegan and youve got bits of hot dog stuck in your teeth. Either way, this girl is completely turned off.

If youre lucky a self cock block will only end with the girl politely walking away then laughing at you later with her friends. But if you really screw up youll find yourself with a drink dumped over your head and a slap in the face. There is no recovery from a self cock block. All you can do is walk away and hope your friends didnt see it.

Each of the three basic types of cock block is powerful in its own way. But each one can be battled and beaten. There is one cock block, however, of such immense power than no man can stand against it alone: The Ugly Friend.

The Ugly Friend does not adhere to any of the aforementioned rules of cock blocking, making her all the more dangerous and unpredictable. She will show no mercy, not even at the request of her friends. Her only mission is to make sure her cute friend goes home with her ugly ass, not you.

Because of her cold, mechanical brutality, the only way to get around the Ugly Friend is to contain her. Wrangling the Ugly Friend falls under the duties of the once again invaluable Wingman. It is the Wingmans job to distract the Ugly Friend by any means necessary, sometimes even feigning romantic interest. This is the most desperate method but it often proves to be the most effective for the Ugly Friend will not be thinking about blocking your cock if there is a prospect of attaining some cock for herself.

A good Wingman is the only defense to the Ugly Friend. So, when going out remember the Boy Scout motto, Be Prepared. Always have a Wingman and a plan in case you have to do some cock blocking.
This explanation only scratches the surface of the many faceted jewels that is cock blocking. It would be almost impossible to fully explain this ancient art. I only hope that now you understand that a cock block is something to be hated and respected, feared and loved, for it is a necessary evil.
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Saturday, December 29, 2007 

Category: Music

New Electro Mix Set is up for download, Here's the link, Click Here

Enjoy!

             Derek

2:25 PM 
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Monday, October 15, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Music

 This is the only mix I have ever made specifically for one person…This mix is mostly old school Florida breaks, a mix of most of her favorite songs, at one time she meant the world to me… but as it turns out she wasn't worth the time or the effort that I put into making this mix! Before today I have only given out one copy of this mix, Her copy. It would have always been a mix made specially for her… but after some convincing from the few friends that I have played it for, I have decided that she didn't deserve to have the only copy of this mix. I have added the last song to the mix specifically for the reason that it describes how I feel about her now! Enjoy, & please remember to vote & leave feedback for the mix.

Here's the link to the mix - Click Here            

                            Dj Wickked

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006 

Current mood:  touched
Category: Friends

 I just wanted to say thankyou for all the late nights that have turned into late mornings and to all of the friendships that have turned into Family, And in no particular order To: Scuba, Melissa, Thomas, Stelli, Steve, Nina, Tim & Karen, George & Allison, Miss Michelle, Kvon,Vince, Bobby P, Rusty, Rob & Vanesa, Bobby W, Vince & Joanne, Dena, Carrie, Floyd, Jason A.K.a. Code Blue, Tony & Ally, Tina, Jason, RaVeN, Pedro & anyone else I may have forgotten Thank you for making My Birthday weekend one I will NEVER forget you are the BEST and I LOVE all of you!

                                                                                       D

 

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 

Current mood:  good
Category: Music

I would like to thank everyone who came out to support me at this event, even though we had some technical difficulties and I was only able to spin 3 songs! I promise the next event will be A much bigger and better Tampa breaks set.

                  Derek

11:43 PM 
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