1. They don't know any better.
2. Derek looks like Jimmy Page and everyone knows how badass he is. (Pre and Post heroin addict days)
3. The Beatles had four members and so does Lawndart Casualty. Coincidence?.........I think not.
4. They give you a feeling of a childish maturity.
5. Jay Z was going to sign LDC to his own record label but backed out because of potential jealousy when Beyonce found out "just how pretty Chance really is".
6. Some say nothing is cooler than cigarettes and the blues, Murphy's a GOLDEN GOD!
7. They're currently seeking sponsorship from Busch Light, Wilson Foosballs, and Uncle Leroy's Cocoa Butter (rock squats often bring on chaffing).
8. Justin once submitted his Krystal's Lover experience but was told it would not air because of questionable material containing a life jacket, a six-pack of sixteen ounce Natural Light cans, a sawed-off shotgun and a sackfull of Krystal's.
9. LDC was the subject of a documentary done earlier in the year entitled "Step to this or back the hell up".
10. They just don't know any better.