Performer in Paris wanted for March 25th! (Cabaret, variety, physical theatre, dancer…or ?)

Looking for one more performer (or act) for one night at the Palais de Tokyo in Paris on March 25th, to be part of my show “Meme Si Un Jour (And If One Day),”

See description of me and the show here!

http:​/​/​fmybrain.​ org/​08LazloPearlman​.​ html

If you are interested, please send me an email as soon as possible, with a description of your performance and links to video/photos. There is a little money.

I’m looking forward to hearing from you!

Desolee pour ma francais, ici, je parle un petit peu seulement, et voila, écrit ci-dessous un traduction a “babelfish” online. Je suis sure c’est mal!:

L'interprète à Paris a voulu pour le 25 mars ! (Cabaret, variété, théâtre physique, danseur… ou ?)

Je recherche un plus d'interprète (ou acte) pour une nuit chez le Palais De Tokyo à Paris le 25 mars, pour faire partie de mon exposition “Meme Si Un Jour (And If One Day)”

Il y a une description de moi et de l'exposition ici :

http:​/​/​fmybrain.​ org/​08LazloPearlman​.​ html

Si vous êtes intéressé, envoyez-svp moi un email aussitôt que possible, avec une description de vos exécutions et liens à la vidéo/aux photos. Il y a un peu d'argent.

Je serai très heureux de vous lire !
Lazlo

Hosted By:
Madame H

When:
08 February 2009

Where:
Divan du Monde
75 rue des Martyrs Paris 18è M° Pigalle
Paris

Description:
Après le succès de la première édition, Pigalle is back revient avec des revenant-es, de nouvelles performances, de nouvelles créatures... du transgenre, du sexy, des vidéos, du rock'n'roll live, des boissons, du freaks, de l'électro et beaucoup de décadence !!!

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December 8th and 9th at the Drill Hall in London there will be two performances of Sue Frumin's "The Mermaid and the Moustache," a new play I am helping develop (as an actor).

http://www.drillhall.co.uk/pl312.html

"The Mermaid and The Moustache explores that undefined land between the lines, where gender ends and strange tails begin.

An unnamed woman finds her legs fusing into a fish's tail as a response to ageing in an uncompassionate world.

Unable to comprehend this strange phenomenon, she starts to travel in the company of the aristocratic transgender charmer "Lucky" Byers.

The Mermaid and The Moustache is an exploration in music, words and visual images of situations beyond dreams and beyond gender limitations.
These performances are part of our Under Construction programme. This gives artists and audiences the opportunity to discuss work that is in its early stages of development.

Both performances will be followed by a discussion with the audience.
All tickets £7"

--We want to hear what you think! The play is in development and needs your voices to help it grow!

Cheers!
Lazlo

Free Performance workshop at Weisensee in Berlin tom and sat
Current mood: energetic

Hello friends!

I..m teaching for the next two days at Weisensee Art College in Berlin- a fun and interesting combination of performance techniques and ways to create material out of stories from your life that I use and have been teaching around the world for the last four years...is work is low stress, avante garde, lotsa laffs and FREEEEEEE!

No experience needed, suitable for artists of any discipline and anyone who wants to come experiment and play!

Was supposed to teach today as well, but WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!

Please join me, for one or both days, Oct 31st and Nov 1st (both would be great!) from 11a-4 pm Fri, 12-5 Saturday

And please call or text or forward this to anyone you think would enjoy it!!!??!?!

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Tomorrow we will be at the Brot Fabrik on Caligariplatz: U-bahn to Alexanderplatz, then M2 to Prenzlauer Allee and Ostensee. Its the big yellow building. 11am

Saturday we will be on Campus at Weisensee college, Prenzelauerberg at 12noon....

Burlingstrasse 20

RSVP if possible...

COME PLAY WITH US! Dont worry, no nakedness (unless you are really inspired, then by all means!)

Wear clothes you can move in and be prepared to have sore face muscles from smiling...... 

Hello friends!

I..m teaching for the next two days at Weisensee Art College in Berlin- a fun and interesting combination of performance techniques and ways to create material out of stories from your life that I use and have been teaching around the world for the last four years...is work is low stress, avante garde, lotsa laffs and FREEEEEEE!

No experience needed, suitable for artists of any discipline and anyone who wants to come experiment and play!

Was supposed to teach today as well, but WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!

Please join me, for one or both days, Oct 31st and Nov 1st (both would be great!) from 11a-4 pm

And please call or text or forward this to anyone you think would enjoy it!!!??!?!

=====

Tomorrow we will be at the Brot Fabrik on Caligariplatz: U-bahn to Alexanderplatz, then M2 to Prenzlauer Allee and Ostensee. Its the big yellow building.

Saturday we will be on Campus....

RSVP so I can tell you where...

COME PLAY WITH US! Dont worry, no nakedness (unless you are really inspired, then by all means!)

Wear clothes you can move in and be prepared to have sore face muscles from smiling......


xxx Lazlo xxx

Just three days until the Montreal world Premiere of Madame Pierre’s Other Tongue! It’s great in Montreal, Miriam Genestier, Edgy Fest and Studio 303 are wonderful, and the workshop teaching is going great... And the show!

Monday I did an interview for the local Public Radio station CKUT, on the program "Queer Corps." Have a listen for more info about me and the new show:

http://secure. ckut. ca/cgi-bin/ckut-grid. pl.

In the pull down menu chose the program "queer corps" and then select the show on March 10th. My interview starts just before the 16 minute mark....

A three city tour of my new show: "Madame Pierre's Other Tongue," A Surreal Cabaret of Cunning Linguists....

coming to Montreal, CA, Boston and Washington DC this month!

Have a look at the website for details:~~ www.theothertongue.com

also check out this article on me: ~~

http://www.montrealmirror.com/2008/022808/arts2.html

Hope to see you there!

So I´m typing one handed today after a techical misshap onstage last night at the porn film festival. please forgive....

 

i was onstage with a real knife, a no'no in regular old theatre land, but in fetish shows pratically de rigeur...

 

at the end of my first show i pulled a balloon of glitter out of me, blew it up and popped it over my head with the knife ' which then plunged into my left wrist...

offstage, i felt my fingers go numb and thought ' ive really fucked up now... nerves, tendons...

but the stage crew taped me up and i managed to do the second show... more old school theatre training , ´the show must go on...´well some theatre training is more valuable than others i guess !

afterwards the assesment was hospital. three lovely festival folks took me and unlike london or the states i was seen in 20 minutes, and asured i´d not severed anything important... three stitches later feeling stupid they took me to my hotel...

still can´t feel my fingers, but they all move (painfully), so i am feeling full of dumb luck...

i think i will reasess that show.... i hope they enjoyed it...!

moral of the story? still workin that one out.... back to oldschool theatre training? don´try this at home? Your moral here................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By all accounts, today is the real beginning of 2008.. last week was all about recovering from the holidays - whatever excesses we all indulged in or experienced... so, the new year, aught-eight, BRING IT ON!

I've got a busy one, myself.

Upcoming Shows so far:

Sunday, January 27th - The Pigalle Club:

RUBADUB SOCIAL CLUB
The Rubadub Social Club with Mr Meredith, The Chilly Boom Show, Beatrix Von Bourbon, Rajesh the Bollywood Lounge Singer and Stella Plumes. Followed by an original swing/jazz/rockabilly performance by the incredible but mildly demented Hooverville before DJ Come Lately gets those feet a-tappin'.

more info: http://www.vpmg.net/pigalle/

Sunday February 24th -Club Wotever Celebrates LGBT history month with a Cabaret at the Horse Hospital - details to come

March 10th-14th, teaching physical theatre/burlesque and cabaret workshops in Montreal, QC for the Edgy Women (?!?!) Festival AND:

Saturday March 15th in Montreal I will premiere my new show:

"Madame Pierre's Other Tongue"

A Surrealist Cabaret about Cunning Linguists

~Madame Pierre~ is your Cabaret Chanteur/Chanteuse host who will take you on a multi-lingual journey of discovery of sex and gender and the joys of other tongues.

The show includes live singing and lipsync, physical theatre and genderfuck from a queer cabaret/burlesque transman's point of view

details will be here:

http://www.studio303.ca/events_edgywomenfest_e.html

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 CineMental presents Lazlo Pearlman Brattle Theater 40 Brattle Street Harvard Sq. Cambridge 9.30pm, $10, all ages http://www.truthserum.org for more info

March 29th at the Palace Of Wonders in Washington DC

http://www.palaceofwonders.com/calendar.html

I'm booking gigs in NYC as well for the week of March 20-27. Details to follow....

I'm also lecturing at Central School of Speech and Drama on "The Queer Explicit Body," and intend to do more academic stuff this year. Any professors out there reading this? And am planning on starting a Ph.D next year if all goes well...

And sorting myself out, overall, but that's another story entirely....

Whew! Feel free to contact me if any of this is of interest/curiosity to you....

Yes, it is. Boy, is it. Trash, that is...

Looked at in one way, the article is quite offensive. And completely misrepresents me. But I expected that. Not even really worth talking about the inaccuracies and the mainstream het assumptions (like testosterone tablets and the idea that my partners and I cannot have "full sex" together. Full sex, for "Love It" writers and readers STILL cannot happen without the presence of a cock).

But this is old news. I can't be bothered to rant and rave about it, I don't care  for myself and I'm certainly not surprised. What is surprising, I think, is how far behind the mainstream culture is, or at least how far behind "Love It!" magazine THINKS it is. And I'm sure they've spent lots of time and money assessing what their readership wants.

On that level it's too bloody bad. If they were willing to take just a small risk, to tell just a bit more of the truth,  two things might happen for their readership: 1, they might learn something more accurate about some of the FTM experience, and 2, they might recognize themselves, or something about themselves, in the truthful experiences of the three of us.

Instead, what the readership has been given is a pretty sympathetic, but sensational and misrepresenting bit of brain(?) candy. Like a chocolate chip caramel covered granola bar. Pretending to be real food, but just as junky as a Mars Bar.

I knew fairly soon after I said yes that I would not be represented, that I am just playing a character role of an FTM with details that sound a bit like mine. I thought it was funny, and I knew it could not hurt me. It's still funny, looked at in many ways, and it doesn't hurt me, but I do find myself feeling a bit of sadness for... what.. a bit of a lost opportunity for the "Love It!" readers... Ah well. It's a step, toward the right direction, if not in it.

And they say I'm now a male stripper for "hords of screaming women..." Hmmph. Lazlo as Chippendale? Well. There are worse images...!!

The mainstream will always be behind all of us who cannot, will not, choose not to, live within it, eh?

Thoughts?

xLazlo